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Kaplen
I don't know if the mods will allow this, but since Humor forum has been gone for some time, I'd like to see if we can get a "Funny Quotes" thread going again in here.
Kappy
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Kaplen
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kaplen says 'Flint made of WEAK!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flint says 'Kaplen made of can't tie his shoes'
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Otoan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin chats 'god, this little kid is sooo annoying!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat what little kid?
You chat 'what little kid?'
*Delin chats ''wanna play pokemon? do ya? do ya? what are you doing?''
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > t delin wanna play pokemon?
You tell Delin 'wanna play pokemon?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin tells you 'ill kill you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Fern chats 'leave him alone otoan, he doesnt want to play :P'
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Interceptor
GOD I LOVE THE MUD QUOTES THREAD!!!!
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Anor
Quote:
On 2005-06-27 05:25, Interceptor wrote:
GOD I LOVE THE MUD QUOTES THREAD!!!!
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Aphrodite
Mariel says, 'no, you still have to train them while their young, imo.'
Aphrodite says, 'wait, are we still talking about the gaidin?'
Mariel rolls on the floor laughing.
Mariel says, 'no, aph, i was talking about puppies still :P.'
Aphro
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Curtis
Found some old and not so old funnies while being bored
Quote:
Geisha narrates 'on torn wang'
Avalon narrates 'Ouch! A torn wang!'
Curtis narrates 'gah, gotta hurt.'
Few mins later...
Geisha narrates 'wang rip'
Avalon narrates 'First it's torn, now you ripped it? Poor wang.'
Curtis narrates 'ouch!'
Quote:
Alexandra says 'I'd rather have my balls inside a tank of lobsters than group with you, Rodin.'
next stuff is from Bryan
Quote:
Garrison tells you 'i know youre an mc'
Garrison tells you 'dont worry, i wont tell anyone'
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*Murnych* says 'Bryan is a complete wimp, I could take him easy'
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-=
You draw some energy from the stone in your hand.
*Murnych* has been blinded!
*Murnych* says 'I hate you! '
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Lorrane narrates 'hey Bryan! How many darkfriends does it take to light a torch?'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > You narrate 'One. I point, and your body
bursts into flames, providing all the illumination I need.'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > cw
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: XXX hit points.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh >
Kilmore narrates 'lol'
Joinde narrates 'that was actually good'
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Quote:
Pepin bellows 'Where there's a Green, there's a spamlooter!"
Quote:
Scene: Trolloc in BR fade:
In the Dark Hallway
Black roots and creepers cover all sides of the wall. There are some window but
they are covered by a black oozing substance. No light manages to peer through
it. A strong smell of death and decay is coming from the west. A large door is
hanging from its hinges at the entrance to the west. Complete silence is all
that can be heard.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
*Glaurang* is standing here.
A black crow is here, watching.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Quefoi Commander of the 17th Heavy Cavalry is standing here.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's body.
*Glaurang* panics, and attempts to flee!
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's head.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Scene: Trolloc running into Dark Hounds... About 10 minutes later:
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Glaurang: Critical > kill glaurang
A snarling darkhound hits a Tower guard's left leg.
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's left leg very hard.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Whois Glaurang:
Glaurang Will Hate Argayles MOB for indefinate amount of time. is a level 28 trolloc.
VITUN KOVA JHATKA
Quote:
Jason narrates 'any imm up there there is a small mistake here'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Temposs narrates 'no jason, that's just how yours is.'
Quote:
Training in the Warder's Practice Yard...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gwyndaran says 'time to whoop some ass'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gwyndaran says 'issue lathe'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Coulin the Master of Arms gives a lathe practice sword to Gwyndaran.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say uh oh
You say 'uh oh'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say no you didn't
You say 'no you didn't'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say issue lathe
You say 'issue lathe'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Coulin the Master of Arms smiles briefly.
Coulin the Master of Arms gives you a lathe practice sword.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kedelacia gives a warder's student an order.
Gwyndaran does some funky stance.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gwyndaran kicks Herold's ass.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kedelacia says 'man, it's like watching the kids on the short bus fight.'
Gwyndaran grabs his package in celebration.
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Quin
Hum.. wonder where that log of mine disappeared to
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Mythras
The old funny quotes thread that I started way back when that was deleted with the HUMOR forum wipe:
http://aow.wotmad.org/old/view.php?log=funny_quotes
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Zeduis
You whisper to Mazrim Taim 'you wanna give me that angreal?'
Mazrim Taim says 'Arg Matey, tis mine!'
Mazrim Taim says 'But I shall give ye something if ye like'
You say 'hey wait a sec'
You say 'I dont like your tone'
Mazrim Taim says 'What ye talking aboot?'
You say 'makes me nervous around some people'
Mazrim Taim gives you a dirty rock.
Mazrim Taim says 'There ye go, tis a magic rock!'
Always liked that one ^_^
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Quin
Man.. I kept that rock for as long as I could. Thanks Mythras, that brought back some good memories and a couple laughs.
I always liked
Someone narrates 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble'
You narrate 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble, does that seem funny to anyone else?'
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Brocas
THanks for posting that link Mythras.
Made many good memories come back. Almost brings a tear to my eye!
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Markus
"Blak narrates 'Woohaa. My parrot is finally level 51. Try and kill him now suckas.' "
My favorite :)
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Nadia
Definitely the best:
Rychek narrates 'my anti-war protests in the blight were met with violence'
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Vivienne
Oh heck yeah! I just re-read that quotes thread and I just picked up some more t-shirt slogans!
Vivienne
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Kaplen
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lumberjack says, 'Ready kids?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lumberjack sings, 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?'
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
You dodge a bash from Dyvim who loses his balance and falls!
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Dyvim: Healthy >
You try to strike Dyvim, but he deflects the blow.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Dyvim: Healthy >
Dyvim disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Dyvim steps in.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
Dyvim snaps his fingers.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
Dyvim says 'I missed a bash on you, with 334 ob and 30 lbs weapon, with 25 str'
(Found that amusing, dunno if you will. Go Jrac!)
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Mira
Stickying this :D May the funny quotes thread live long and strong. Thankfully there will always be a boundless supply of stupidity to feed this thread forever....its like the song that never ends...it stays the same until the end :wink:
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Ewiene
A few old and new, some funnier than others...
Halfhand narrates '22 Children of the Light, White Tower, Red Eagles against one
group of Trollocs. Place bets now.'
Ewiene says 'help'
Jareth says 'gd'
Ewiene says 'someone assist me'
Ryvan says 'HELP'
Jareth says 'i dont like this place'
Cacamatzin says 'collapsing'
Halfhand says 'hagg'
Alvrik bellows 'help'
Pe narrates 'troll 2n, we could bash stab him if i were completly sober'
Halfhand narrates 'Placing squirrels inside clothing for the purposes of gambling is now
illegal in Amadicia.'
Ranga says 'I like Uncle Lochaber.'
Ranga says 'He's teaching me to count.'
Ranga says 'If you have two witches, and you hang one... how many are left?'
<Ludn> Oh no, ludn started his charge...whatever shall I do.....tic toc..tic toc
<kes> so lagmud is back up today?
Drion says 'I had a life too, gave away my *elmere* to a true newbie, all to loss lol'
Drion snickers softly.
You comfort him.
Drion says '*elmere* was lvl45, now whois him'
Drion falls down laughing.
>whois elmere
Elmere the warrior of the Borderlands is a level 34 human warrior.
You say 'oopsy daisy'
You fall down laughing.
Drion says 'last time I give to a true newbie I tell ya'
You say 'Well, he turned from the Dark Path'
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Keruk
Torit tells you 'revenge!'
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Jastyn
This was a few days ago, forgot exactly how it went -- maybe someone was logging, but I didn't do it on purpose.
I was trying to get some final QPS for my Riding Torm quest, and I think Katar narrated, "On some girl" -- I whois the person and the level is under 20, so I go:
"Any female who doesn't give head isn't worth it"
Meant to say "a head" :P
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Rodrigo
Maple chats 'there are no such things as trollocs'
Oak chats 'they are wives tales'
Maple chats 'aye something we tell little boys and girls, to get them to do thier flam'n chores'
Oak chats 'exactly'
Shakina chats 'thats what i tried to tell zork the other day, but he was having none of it.'
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>Kaplen
Too true, Jastyn. Too true.
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Otoan
so true.
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Raines
I had a good list of some from the olden times but couldnt find it. One I remember though.
Lara tells you 'WoTmud Hippie: Make Grangh not G@nk!'
Would also make a good tshirt I think! :D
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Ceia
Talmeor chats 'ANy lovely Wisdoms that would be willing to enhance my weapon in order that I may fight the Dark Ones better?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat 'i'm sorry, the wisdoms hotline is busy atm. please try your call later.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Talmeor chats 'beep beep beep'
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khnum giving us clues to the quest earlier
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You think more of a dog.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Stabye says 'wolfie'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef says 'inace we need it'
Kesumi says 'dog'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef says 'ruferto!'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef coughs loudly.
snic
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Kesumi snickers softly.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You snicker softly.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Kesumi says 'jonar! :P'
You think more of an evil part dog.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You say 'that's it, i knew rufferto was a df!'
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Craven
* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded > whe
Players in your Zone
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Craven - A Ghastly Throne
Murnych - The Dha'vol Barracks
You bellow 'you suck!'
Murnych bellows 'shuv razhaks head inside your ass'
Rofl.
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Arlina
Someone chats 'I think my neighbors are about to fight... Appearantly, there's something
fundamentally wrong with a male chihuahua banging up the other guy's Siamese cat...'
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Arlina
You chat 'Nah, the_dark_one == Microsoft'
Paj chats 'Microsoft appears in a flash of white light.'
Paj chats 'Microsoft points at you, crooning for your blood.'
Mortana chats '*Microsoft* reduces your business to nothing, further enforcing the monopoly.'
Diem chats 'lol'
Macbain chats '*Microsoft arrives from the west riding *Kryyg*'
Paj chats 'The Market tightens around *Market* as he gains 2500 stockpoints.'
Paj chats 'er.. *Microsoft*'
Eladin chats 'yeah'
Eladin chats 'from her conversation with me I realized that the female half of the One Power is also tainted by the Dark One.'
Mortana chats '*Microsoft* sends your shares sprawling with a new bug-free version of Windows!'
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Kazel
Quote:
On 2005-07-05 05:28, Arlina wrote:
Someone chats 'I think my neighbors are about to fight... Appearantly, there's something
fundamentally wrong with a male chihuahua banging up the other guy's Siamese cat...'
omg that one got me rollin :D
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Chade
Karrina lies down and falls asleep.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan drawls 'Did anyone tell you that, if you best a DW in combat, you automatically become a member?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan points at Karrina.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan grins evilly.
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Otoan
Eladin chats 'from her conversation with me I realized that the female half of the One Power is also tainted by the Dark One.'
there are two theories as to why the female half of the one power wasn't tainted.
the girl theory:
the dark one is a guy so he doesn't understand girls so he couldn't do it...
the guy theory:
there's nwih the taint would effect them. they can't get crazier. they already have a taint anyway. that us guys have to deal with its called pms.
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Arlina
Vespero says 'I love how I can fit an axe into my cloak'
Vespero says 'Its like the tardis, but it came from a sheep'
* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Nazul drawls 'afk a sec choking on sandwich'
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Jiro
Standing in TCS with Seiya and one other person.
I ask "Either of you know about herpes?"
After some small talk, Seiya says "Do you mean in game or rl?"
I reply, " I refuse to RP a man with herpes."
I found it funny.
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Faendar
One of my favorites is:
Skinpaw narrates "langois blicked me, i'm out crit"
Thore
Antonio drawls 'say Lord Silvak, reem has proven his honor to the Deathwatch.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'I have not received anything but honorable reports about silvak'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'If he has shown that he will be a worthy addition to the Deathwatch then I trust your word, Antonio.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chuckle
[emote gives a wary chuckle.]
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'I have added Soldier silvak to the records.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'Wear this with pride, silvak. It marks your status as property of the Empress, may she live forever.'
save
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You have already saved during this tic.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Nice Silvak just got clanned!
You drawl 'Nice Silvak just got clanned!'
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Grrrrrrrrr...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois thore
Thore like spammy titles. is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
Little later...
Nass has returned your ability to change your title!
...
whois thore
Thore rhymes with door. is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois thore
Thore the Almighty, Nass rhymes with ... is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
Good times. :P
Isha
Razhak narrates 'these guys are as clueless as nerds in a girls lockerroom'
Amberyn
Dovim tells you 'and yes I am cream and fluff and all that perky, nice stuff.'
Told you I would :P
Isha
Raz was counting the number of times flame failed for him.
Razhak narrates '19'
Razhak narrates '20!'
You narrate 'what are you going to do after 20? You'll have run out of fingers and toes to count'
Razhak narrates 'one appendage left'
You narrate 'lmao'
Inshivatu narrates 'haha'
Razhak narrates 'but luckily for you the 21st got me there'
Otoan
Curtis looks at you.
Curtis says 'hrm'
Curtis says 'you need soem pants'
You are using:
Nothing.
You say 'i need some loving actually'
Otoan
Dovim narrates '11 people blocking the westgate, is maybe or may not be overkill.'
You narrate 'lol'
Arthonok narrates 'they let you walk out waterwood though'
Arthonok narrates 'fair trade eh?'
Keruk
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
I'm well hung thank you.
Lisa says:
big!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
You know it.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Now I must find my pleasures elsewhere.
Lisa says:
snickers
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
But you know.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
I do have some coins.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Oh no!
Lisa says:
*peer*
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Dang.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
You didn't catch me on calling you a prostitute
Lisa says:
eep!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Yah. Would of been far great if you caught on
Lisa says:
sniff
Lisa says:
I thought you were going to go use a different prostitute!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Haha.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
But it's great. You're one.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
And I have coins.
Some MSN convos with Zarene. Ownage.
[ This Mail was edited by: Keruk on 2005-07-21 02:51 ]
Hameron
I think the half-name was supposed to be a joke, Raz... kind of like, "Well everyone knows who this is anyway..." :P
I've never played darkside, so I hadn't known you had a reputation or anything.
Roethke
Can't remember the specifics, but it went something like this...
______________________________________________________
Netr tells you, 'I just got warranted for calling Radha a newbie'
You tell Radha, 'Newbie.'
Radha tells you, 'lol'
Radha tells you, 'hes still a little girl'
You tell Radha, 'NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Vivienne tells you, 'Please tell me that you aren't sending spammy tells.'
You tell Radha, 'Tattle-Tale.'
Radha tells you, 'die'
Razhak
Amino gets annoyed after the flame failed him about 10 times:
Amino says 'send me to the mother firetrucking dark fortress now before i firetrucking pour water on you, you dumb flame!!'
Marah
Late one night when there were no other CoL or Amadician Army logged on:
Amberyn narrates, 'Goodnight. *global hug* (tm)'
I chat: 'Since chats are ooc, *hug Amby*'
Almost instantly I get tells:
Anor's_Alt tells you 'Don't hug thy enemy :P'
Vaylor's_Alt tells you 'IC bludgeons Amby to death with a stone'
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Cladon chats, 'rack and shelf in caemlyn full of basic eq, help yourself :)'
Dovim chats, 'that's the difference between me and you cladon. you give people gear they never had, I give people gear they died with'
Some guy called Tiko kept chatting about exp partners and someone to exp with.
Adara narrates 'Adara's rule of exp number 1, never exp someone with a name like a Pokemon'
Isha
danny says:
wukens perty arrogant but who wouldnt be after they killed 5 millions people
Elaine says:
lol
danny says:
and ya know id be pretty secure in my gaming skill if said game provided me a woman
danny says:
i cant think of many games to do that
danny says:
except thailand poker
Elaine says:
lmao
Elaine says:
I should quote that in funny quotes
Elaine says:
cause that was damn funny
Otoan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ruy has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A Tower guard has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ruy leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
A rat leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A Tower guard leaves north.
i feel sorry for the fade anywhere near tv
[ This Mail was edited by: Otoan on 2005-07-26 23:33 ]
Isha
You pray 'So I found this room that loaded 24 ankle-biters. Is that normal or are they repopping too much?'
Vivienne answers your prayer, 'Just pray it's not Raxtor's spawn...'
Sylvanas
best one was something about zork saying how he was going to burn the tower and everyone inside of it then he yelled "And no we don't need your help rufferto!" found that hilarious however it went.
Roethke
Zsavoc says 'Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy, Allll Right.'
Interceptor
Sticky this again damnit!!!!
Thomathan
bump
Kyla
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > e
A Cozy Bedroom
In the middle of the bedroom stands a large bed with a quilted blanket and
satin yellow sheets. A padded bench sits against the paned windows facing
off to the east. The view from the window looks over a placid lake and a
small surrounding forest. Against the southern wall a cherry wood staircase
leads down into a lighted cellar.
[ obvious exits: W D ]
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
Jonar Tragon stands here.
A gray palfrey has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > k rat
A rat stops following you.
You draw a great claymore from a dark, hooded cloak with a flash of steel.
You wield a great claymore with both hands.
You smite a rat's head very hard.
A rat panics, and attempts to flee!
A rat shouts to his guard dog 'Defend me!' <----- LOL
* HP:Healthy MV:Full - a rat: Critical >
A rat barely tickles your body with its hit.
You smite a rat's body into bloody fragments!
A rat is dead! R.I.P.
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a rat's death cry.
[ This Mail was edited by: Kyla on 2005-08-03 18:15 ]
Merlyn
0.o
Rumble
ok so xxxxxxx is running around his playground the blight and this is what i catch on narrates....
Druss narrates 'Ok, so now wolfbros have a bonus that let's them just walk out on a fight?'
lol that was firetrucking hilarious...lol
Or the one time where there was a trolloc named It and he statted like 19 19 or something Nass poofed in and boy was there a funny ass log. If anyone has that log, please post it, I was laughing for a good hour.
Also one of my favs is:
xxx narrates 'my horse sucks ass'
zeduis narrates 'everytime my horse tries that i just smack it'
[ This Mail was edited by: Kazel on 2005-08-04 03:15 ]
Markus
Quote:
On 2005-08-02 03:49, Interceptor wrote:
Sticky this again damnit!!!!
You have to keep bumping it manually, otherwise it would be too...
*drumroll*
HAND-HOLDING!
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2005-08-03 23:25 ]
Keruk
We should like. Hold something else then.
- Keruk d'Auir
Thomathan
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell dung, afk, gotta pee :P
You bellow 'shit, afk, gotta pee :P'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'same'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'lol k'
Fonz opens the tangle.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'i'll tell ya when i get back'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'i could use one too'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Fonz bellows 'ok then I'll take a piss as well'
Damena
I don't remember who chatted this originally, but:
XXX chats "I hate grays. They always hagg right before you get to Tear."
Damena chats "That's what you get for riding Aes Sedai."
Aaaaah. I amuse myself.
Mangler
Oh man that 19 19 19 trolloc, so funny.
It was pyzcal i think.
dung what should I down!?!!? :P
Interceptor
Baal shouts 'Malfeasor is again in the hands of the Dark Side, Fear well pink ones!!!!'
Mak shouts 'my thoughts precisely fool!'
You narrate 'Mak shouts 'my thoughts precisely fool!''
Razhak narrates 'DARKFRIEND!'
Amberyn
Rowan says 'the Big Crash was awful...i had to talk to my uh...my...(thinks)...family yes thats it'
Mortana
Candyn chats 'lol! i just bought somethig from the weaponsmith & he told me to go pick some ass!'
Candyn chats 'oops kick'
Kinsela chats 'atleast he didnt tell you to lick some ass'
*cackle*
Juvy
Trollocs had Andor under siege....
Rincewind chats 'The Caemlyn town crier says 'Third time. Splendid, Razhak.... lmfao'
Razhak
It is my sacred duty as a trolloc to pillage all the criers out of their cash!
Interceptor
BUMP!
Razhak
The things people ask you when they know you are a doc:
You narrate 'back from afk, whats with the but-ache stories murn?'
Murnych narrates 'After having sex.. sometimes my ass hurts'
Murnych narrates 'for short periods'
Nemesis narrates 'OMG!!!!!'
Inshivatu narrates 'lmao'
You narrate 'solution: use lubricant, or find a less-large-shapen boyfriend'
Wabbafet
Quote:
On 2005-07-23 18:26, Zeia wrote:
Some guy called Tiko kept chatting about exp partners and someone to exp with.
Adara narrates 'Adara's rule of exp number 1, never exp someone with a name like a Pokemon'
*blink*
Razhak
Fleeing from the spam-onslaught
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > fade VWNrcSAxIDZiYWM3MmRhMjYgMQ==
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A rat squeaks 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A rat squeaks 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
-
The shadows reach out, and suddenly engulf you.
Vivienne
Not quite an in-MUD, but related...
A friend was playing Thief III yesterday and couldn't find a spot. He asked me where to go. Without even translating I said "Go all north, then west two, then all north again, west, south, east..."
Even in other games, I'm translating to WoTmud spamming!
Vivienne
Ling
Luthyn tells you 'haha, you'll mange'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Luthyn tells you '*manage'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Luthyn tells you 'i on the other hand, had a beat abs trolloc with plenty of flee lag and hit kick'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 0 SECONDS.
Luthyn tells you 'i don't even have kick'
Zsavoc
Crusunte narrates 'go to the humping fly'
Razhak
Your bash at *Mei* sends him sprawling!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Wounded > say This is the will of the Great Lord.
Isha tickles *Mei*'s body with her blast.
You smite *Mei*'s left hand hard.
Gravel slashes *Mei*'s body.
You smite *Mei*'s right leg hard.
Isha narrates 'he screwed'
You hiss 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > cmb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > / it really is
Isha licks you.
Gravel narrates 'nice'
[say ]
You hiss 'it really is'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered >
Haznak has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > / i swear
[say ]
You hiss 'i swear'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered >
Isha blasts *Mei*'s right arm.
You smite *Mei*'s right arm extremely hard.
Gravel barely slashes *Mei*'s body.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > 2
You smite *Mei*'s right leg very hard.
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Beaten > 2
*Mei* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]
+
Isha barely blasts *Mei*'s right arm.
Gravel slashes *Mei*'s left arm very hard.
*
*Mei* leaves south.
*Mei* has arrived from the south.
Mei
Funny thing is, I have a shadow warrant from ripping sh blacksmith back in the day.
PS: That death was by far my most fustrating in a while. Running into 4 with hag horse, forgetting where I was, having autowimpy on, so many things which might have gotten me safe.
Markus
Girlfriend: "So what's the address of that martial arts store we're going to after this?" [we were going to buy us a pair of nunchaku]
Me: "I don't remember, but I know the spams!" [it was within walking distance :P]
Myzec
Raiding on an alt jestin and jagang pull in jestin says he wants a kris i look at him he is nakid.
5 min later we get him in full set kris and pog 10 min later he dies.
comes back nakid. Says he wants a kris.
we go look again we just keep going south im like wtf are we and where we going ?
he boggles and says we looking for a kris remember shakes his head and carries on south.
30 min later he finds someone with a kris and she dies was hilerious.
love raiding with him i doubt he has ever cared about trying to stay alive. For him its all about the fun.
Kinsela
Thats a story, not a quote Myzec.
Alexi
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Oak - Maradon Central Square
Alexi - Maradon Central Square
Calaway - Maradon Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell oak think she'll turn away from the shadow?
You tell Oak 'think she'll turn away from the shadow?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell oak snicker
You tell Oak 'snicker'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
score
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Oak - Maradon Central Square
Alexi - Maradon Central Square
Calaway - Maradon Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You have 343(343) hit and 132(132) movement points.
You have scored 17177487 experience points and 2 quest points.
You need 322513 exp to level and -2 qp to rank.
You have amassed 16 Turn points to date.
You have played 41 days and 22 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Alexi the Undefined [Child of Light 0] (Level 30).
You are standing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eq
You are using:
<used as light> a torch
<worn on finger> a heavy gold signet ring
<worn on head> a metal helmet
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a bright white cloak
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a bronze headed war axe
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots
Oak tells you 'that would be hilarious if she did'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > reply lmfao
You reply to Oak 'lmfao'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calaway says 'Interesting..'
reply I'd be the best child of the light ever
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You reply to Oak 'I'd be the best child of the light ever'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oak tells you 'roflmao'
Janers
You narrate 'I do not undertake in the lust of the flash...It keeps me from the Path of the Light.'
sowwy Flash :P
Tykoun
someseanchan narrates "the eq on the ground 1e of the waygate is mine, i'm going to explore the ways a little bit. Please no one take it"
about 5 minutes later....
sameseanchan narrates "Where does the up exit in the circle of ravens take you?"
Abner
Sorry after that post, realize I posted that in the wrong window after about 12 or so hours... Sorry for the problems.
[ This Mail was edited by: Abner on 2005-09-07 23:51 ]
Merlyn
eh?
Garuth
I just find this hilarious :P especially khunarks calm comments :P
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner is now a member of Khunark's group.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner has been kicked out of Khunark's group!
A spawner stops following Khunark.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left foot very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
km
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > [k mauler]
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark tries to hack the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's head.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt > cb
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > l
Within a Deep Pit
The dark tunnel is hewn from the coarse bedrock deep into the bowels of the
earth. The walls crawl with shimmering runes of power that contain the
horrendous creatures housed and spawned in these deep chambers.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A spawner is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
Khunark the Myrddraal is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
A spawner is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
The Shadowmauler is here, fighting a spawner.
The Shadowmauler is here, fighting a spawner.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
You try to slice the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left hand extremely hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left leg very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right arm extremely hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground.
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Beaten - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right leg extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler tickles a spawner's left leg with his hit.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is dead! R.I.P. <---HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARH!
Your blood freezes as you hear the Shadowmauler's death cry.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right leg very hard.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark leaves south.
You follow Khunark.
A Spawn Chamber
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > km
[k mauler]
They aren't here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'weak'
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > km
[k mauler]
They aren't here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > sni
You snicker softly.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > sa oh lol
You say 'oh lol'
sa didn't notice
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You say 'didn't notice'
0
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
You follow Khunark.
Within a Deep Pit
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
A titanic creature of the Shadow is here, wrapped in lightning.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner now follows Khunark.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > sco
Khunark leaves south.
A spawner leaves south.
You follow Khunark.
A Spawn Chamber
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Garuth - A Spawn Chamber
Khunark - A Spawn Chamber
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You have 130(418) hit and 238(267) movement points.
You have scored 42698324 experience points and 501 quest points.
You need 1801676 exp to level and 499 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 40 days and 20 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Garuth the Darkling Senior [Dha'vol 6] (Level 37).
You are standing.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark leaves north.
A spawner leaves north.
You follow Khunark.
Within a Deep Pit
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
A titanic creature of the Shadow is here, wrapped in lightning.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > km
A spawner is now a member of Khunark's group.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k mauler]
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
A spawner has been kicked out of Khunark's group!
A spawner stops following Khunark.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left arm very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > cb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left foot hard.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
The Shadowmauler avoids being bashed by Khunark who loses his balance and falls!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler barely hits a spawner's head.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's head.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body extremely hard.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's head.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left hand.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark tries to hack the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
The Shadowmauler barely hits a spawner's left arm.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is dead! R.I.P. <--------OMFG?!?!?!? AGAIN!!!!!!
Your blood freezes as you hear the Shadowmauler's death cry.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'wowie'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > l
Within a Deep Pit
The dark tunnel is hewn from the coarse bedrock deep into the bowels of the
earth. The walls crawl with shimmering runes of power that contain the
horrendous creatures housed and spawned in these deep chambers.
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here. [2]
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'fucking, robbed'
[ This Mail was edited by: Garuth on 2005-09-08 07:31 ]
Snorakk
Ed Helms: While everybody else is busy setting up commissions and finding fault, through the president's leadership he'll end up building a billion dollar dam in Arkansas.
Jon Stewart: Why would he build a dam in Arkansas?
Ed Helms: His plan will be to fight the water there so we don't have to fight it here.
[ This Mail was edited by: Snorakk on 2005-09-08 08:34 ]
I remember cambion did this once dont have actually log or remember the imm but goes something like.
Cambion: Hey imm uh can i get my eq back i just went in a dt.
Imm: Uh no but i bet you learned your lesson and wont go in that dt again
Cambion: Ill show you
2mins later
Cambion: and went in the same dt again. Ha
Brevyn
[07:56] SEAN: cheerrs man sorry for rule later
[07:58] Azvariin: Z78uQ-VC/65]\Ml,,tmmmmlllllff,56[=-] <---this is where my ferrets get involved when i am not looking and strangely enough they hit enter afterwards....lol
[07:59] SEAN: fair enough :)
a convo between me and a friend on msn. What's funny about it is the guy i'm talking to plays a trolloc and i play a human so it's like we were in the same room together on the game....lol
Ginnun tells you "I got killed by a badger 3 times...i really don't care about trolls anymore :P"
That was a good one
Adara
Leandria chats 'heh, unless you are garren'
Jarenna chats 'Hehe, I had to laugh when he couldn't find WB stables'
Jennifer
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > say I'm going to scout Jafar
You say 'I'm going to scout Jafar'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > n
n
n
An Outer Road
The outer road of the city has just started its circumference of the western
half of Caemlyn here. A large gray stone building rises to the east, proclaimed
to be a warehouse by a nearby sign. The road continues to the north, and to the
south it passes by one of the main gates of the city.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A man is here.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > An Outer Road
The road passes along the western wall of Caemlyn here, passing along the side
of a large gray stone building to the east. It looks as though the building
could be entered to either the north or south.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > An Outer Road
This road follows the perimeter of the outer city, just inside the great walls
of Caemlyn. The road continues both north and south, and to the east you can
see a long stretch of warehouses.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A simple man blends into the crowd of the city
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > n
Bend in the Outer Road
This road circles the entire city, bordered on the outside by the protective
walls. The road continues off to the south and east, and a tower rises at the
corner of the wall to the north.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > e
e
e
The Northern Road
The outer road runs along the wall to the east, and to the west curves south
along the western wall of the city. A large stone tower rises at the point of
the wall.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
An old man hobbles slowly on his way.
A villager woman performs her daily routine.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Northern Road
You are just within the main city walls along the northern section of Caemlyn's
outer road. The street stretches off to the east and west, and a large stout-
looking building lies to the south. A large banner hangs over the oak door.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Northern Road
The city walls rise to the north, bordering this road. The old street continues
east and west, and you can see a number of houses to the south. Caemlyn's North
Gate is just to the east.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > e
The night has begun.
Inside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn
You are just inside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn. You stop for a moment to
appreciate the vast and beautiful sprawl of Caemlyn. The city is swarming
with people, there can't possibly be room here for all of them. Caemlyn is
built on a series of hills, and you can see the spires of the inner city and
the palace rising above the heights of the outer city. A northern road
follows the perimeter of the city both east and west here.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of a mercenary is lying here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > open Northgate
n
n
n
It's already open!
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Outside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn
The fifty foot high wall surrounding Caemlyn is broken here by two huge metal
doors. This is the great northern gate of Caemlyn, city of the Queen of Andor.
The gate looks like it could withstand the battering of an army indefinitely.
To the east and west, buildings cluster along the great wall, the upper stories
of inns towering above the tile roofs of houses, and squat warehouses. The road
itself continues south into inner Caemlyn, or north along the great road
through outer Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Road through Outer Caemlyn
Along the wide, paved road through outer Caemlyn, travel is fast and comfort-
able. Dwellings and warehouses line the sides of the road, some as many as
three stories tall. Washing hangs to dry in some of the upper stories, pointing
to the fact that the dwellings are well occupied. The road continues north
through outer Caemlyn and leads to a tall gate set in the huge wall guarding
Caemlyn proper to the south. The Braem wood grows thick to the east, and you
seem to be able to force your way through the undergrowth here.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Road through Outer Caemlyn
In this outermost part of Caemlyn the number of dwellings decreases, compared
to other parts of the city. The buildings look slightly run down, and anything
taller than two stories is a rarity. Hazarding a guess, one would say that
poorer folk live here. The road itself is still wide and smooth, but in some
places weeds grow between the paving stones. To the north, the road continues
toward Tar Valon, while taller buildings can be seen flanking the road not far
to the south.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > dia horse
A warhorse is in excellent condition.
A warhorse is full.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Quefoi tells you 'the wisdoms are after all our most elite troops'
Zsavoc
Azareth narrates 'okay, my gf's not pregnant, i'm back'
Azareth narrates 'where's pk?'
Iliana
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.
New characters should LOOK NAMES, TELL GUARDIAN KIT and LOOK NOTICE.
To find exit locations you should LOOK EXITS.
It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A torch is here on the ground. [4]
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [3]
Riene of Andor is sitting here.
Petra Tower Accepted. is resting here.
Athlun of the Borderlands is resting here.
Treya the Fledgling Novice is standing here.
Daro of the Borderlands is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Weary >
Athlun says 'geez i feel like i'm in an abused women's shelter...'
It's been sseveral years ago, but this still stands out in my mind as one of the greats...
Rodin chats 'I'll give who ever comes up with a last name that I can use 5 crowns.'
Someone chats 'C*mguzzler...?'
Pants
Isha
Khunark hisses 'Yeah, well, I've never met an ass I can't put a pain in!'
At the request of the parties involved, I must explain the context of this situation and thus remove the humor from the post. My apologies to all involved. Vivienne was basically telling Khunark that people who were a pain in the ass don't get as much help from her as people who amused her.
[ This Mail was edited by: Isha on 2005-09-26 17:57 ]
Nemesis
Forest in the Hills
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvsouthvv
There are some tracks of a horse leaving vvsouthvv
!HORSE! A wild stallion, being ridden by you.
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.
A bloodstock stallion has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > order bloodstock hide
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > order followers back dog
Ok.
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A bloodstock stallion places a long pine javelin in the back of a wild dog, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
A wild dog is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a wild dog's death cry.
Quote:
[Mantas wrote:]
And for the record, my lead mobs don't stab... but the bloodstock does :P
Couldnt let this go to waste on bug forums. Funniest thing I've read in a while especially trying to imagine it from a possibilty point of view
Sidrek
removed by request
[ This Mail was edited by: Sidrek on 2005-10-07 00:46 ]
Adara
Was having major lag spikes during PK
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar i can barely move
Ok.
Adaire tells you 'stop eating all those cakes and pies!'
Maire
Someone chats 'can i kill a goose'
Someone chats 'there is one here'
You chat 'con it'
Someone chats 'i can kill it with a needle'
You chat 'then kill it'
Someone chats 'i just want to know will i be wanted'
Mushu chats 'no you won't :P'
Sorath chats 'yes, geese worldwide will flock together and hunt you down'
Lain chats 'a goose warrant is not a thing to be treated lightly'
Like a half year ago, but always makes me snicker when I read it again *grin*
Was admiring Adara's mob earlier.
a mean-looking thug is using:
<held> a great key inlaid with gold
<worn on head> the Crown of Andor
<worn around neck> a necklace of multi-colored gemstones
<worn on body> a polished metal breastplate
<worn on arms> a set of chainmail sleeves
<worn on hands> a pair of metal half-gauntlets
<wielded> a heavy club
<worn on legs> a pair of chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of thin metal boots
Nass
I love this stuff
Adara
Come on Nass and the other imms, you must have some classics stashed away, post 'em!
Quentin
All the classics are in the Red Eagle humor post on the clan forums.
Kaplen
I remember that one, Pantera. Gold.
-------------------------------------------
Another good one came to mind. I remember Kinsela telling a story back when he was NYPD. He had pulled someone over for driving to fast and had to stop himself from saying, "You were spamming pretty fast there..."
Razhak
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun strikes at a skeletal horse, but the Wet Ramen Noodle of Punishment (Chicken Flavor) passes through him.
Jaster pierces a skeletal horse's body hard.
A skeletal horse tries to hit Jaster, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Zun steps in.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun says 'I have to ward my noodle'
Iliana
Zork chats 'watch out for the little ones. they act happy to see you, and instead of hugging you they headbutt your BALLS into OBLIVION.'
Blyster chats 'stop crying Zork u know u liked it!'
Thomathan
wait, DS using chats?!
Shakina
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'wow my description is not working'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Ragnar chats 'what not bal?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'trying to get this poem thing in but when i type save it doesnt save'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whoi balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
OMFG!!!!
OMFG!!!
save
OMFG!!! save
save
save
save
save
I am not the one for thou to fear
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Nemesis
Quote:
On 2005-10-09 19:39, Shakina wrote:
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'wow my description is not working'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Ragnar chats 'what not bal?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'trying to get this poem thing in but when i type save it doesnt save'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whoi balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
OMFG!!!!
OMFG!!!
save
OMFG!!! save
save
save
save
save
I am not the one for thou to fear
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
I have not laughed that hard in a while!
Choen
No way, Illiana's one with Zork made me laugh more :P
But yes, Balaji you made me laugh too.
Iliana
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > whois balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
I am not the one for thou to fear,
I am the one helping near,
In the shadows I shall peer,
It is the dark ones...
whose souls shall sear...
save
--
On another note, that Zork quote was taken from Ask Zun session, hence why chat was being usedon DS. :)
Dare
Surtain chats: Is Dare on?
You Chat: I am HERE!!!
Surtain chats: Has the Blight frozen over?
You Chat: It does seem cooler then normal for this time of year.
(I'm BBAACCKKKK!)
__________________________________________
Surtain chats: I still have no pants.
Surtain chats: Fear me!
Abner chats: I might run, but not from fear.
Pillana
Quote:
On 2005-08-04 03:10, Thomathan wrote:
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell dung, afk, gotta pee :P
You bellow 'shit, afk, gotta pee :P'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'same'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'lol k'
Fonz opens the tangle.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'i'll tell ya when i get back'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'i could use one too'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Fonz bellows 'ok then I'll take a piss as well'
Never knew there was a pause button in pk. :P
Wander
Ingtar speaks from the Light 'Friggin rent ate my equipment'
happens to the best of us.
Smirn
Hour or two of xping...
Fortinbras drawls 'almost 1 mill to stat'
I wonder if thats how they get uber stats...
Smirn of'Fice
Lissa
Dang I am so blind...
---
You say 'Hello Hikiko Sedai, how are you this afternoon.'
Hikiko says 'That is probably not a question you wish to hear the answer to'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > emote cringes slightly, Aes Sedai in bad moods are never a good thing.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You suddenly feel less protected.
Kyla
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A noble of Tear scrubs his fingers through his hair.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A noble of Tear says 'Curse my luck! I need respite from this city of commoners.'
A noble of Tear’s eyes narrow fiercely, fire flaring in their depths.
A gull leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog looks at a noble of Tear.
A noble of Tear says 'A few days of exercise at my estate on the slopes of the Spine would restore my spirits.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog stands on its hind legs against the knees of noble.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog starts humping!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog humps.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog barks.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look dog
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > This small dog is all bark and no bite. It is a brownish furball, and would most probably be hard put to cope on its own. It is harmless, and intolerably cute and fluffy.
A small dog is in excellent condition.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'Mmmm... Perhaps your dog would enjoy a bit of freedom as well.'
Sylibus
Rafel tells you 'Did you know that 90% of men yank in the shower?'
Basel Gill tells you, 'Your rent allowance is currently 15 gold crowns and 4 coppers per day.
You have 9 gold crowns and 11 coppers left unused on your allowance.
Your rent is free!'
Basel Gill stores your belongings and helps you into your private chamber.
Iliana
Tarn narrates 'dunno where he is now'
Rentris narrates 'oh, then wtf am i at wagon'
Rentris narrates 'oh right! im lazy'
Someone narrates 'because you suck'
Tarn narrates 'cause your manboobs are dragging you down?'
Rentris narrates 'nah, i kick them and i move naturally'
You narrate 'better than having saggy balls'
Rentris narrates 'i call it the tit-fling'
You tell Rentris 'ROFL'
Iliana
During Feast of Fools or Festival of Fools, I forget what it's called:
An adventuring ogier kicks Karai's backside so hard he now has to wear a bra for a fortnight.
An adventuring ogier throws some manure at the smelly dung covered stable boy Karai, hitting him between the eyes with some ripe manure.
[ This Mail was edited by: Iliana on 2005-10-15 15:58 ]
Razhak
3 newbies who were on my rats for over 15 minutes get a visit!
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > Rotting Stumps
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* has arrived from the north, riding an Illianer steed.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > n
e
cheer human
cheer 2.human
cheer 3.human
Reflecting Waters
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > A *human* leaves east riding an Illianer steed.
Tree Island
[ obvious exits: W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
A *female human* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
A *male human* is resting here, riding an Illianer steed.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > / go go go!
[say ]
You hiss 'go go go!'
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > / stat!
A *human* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > [say ]
You hiss 'stat!'
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* leaves west riding an Illianer steed.
A *human* leaves west riding an Illianer steed.
A *human* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > cmb
The ancient tree tickles your left foot with its hit.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree barely hits your head.
The ancient tree barely hits your left arm.
You smite the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - the ancient tree: Hurt >
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
You smite the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree barely hits your right arm.
cmw
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - the ancient tree: Wounded > f
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
You panic and attempt to flee!V:Full - the ancient tree: Wounded >
You flee head over heels.
Reflecting Waters
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > cmb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > yell HA!
You bellow 'HA!'
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > yell spooked ya!
You bellow 'spooked ya!'
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > Meliine bellows 'you made us poop ourselves!'
Theoden
All my newbs woulda stayed to talk and kiss and cuddle ya, Raz.
What has gotten into newbies these days? Can't even show a bit of courage and coutesy to their one-day executioner?
Zeduis
Before a Large Boulder in the Winding Road to Illian
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
Onagi has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You say 'deer!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body very hard.
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'ffs'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > say you rock
You say 'you rock'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'go to hell'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body into bloody fragments!
A brown deer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a brown deer's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'that deer was obviously hacking'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's left leg very hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's head into bloody fragments!
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi says 'take that you stupid h4x0rz'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body very hard.
A brown deer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a brown deer's death cry.
Kragor
I still like Zeduis' one about Vivienne where he got noshouted :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Kragor on 2005-10-19 00:50 ]
Meliine
Alessa says 'Oh look! Another batch of muffins are whipped up, spicy cinnamonly, creamy, oooeee, gooogey, sweetness is getting towards the oven of the Light!'
-while I rp that I embrace the source by visualizing a muffin ;p
Hehe, great way to run into you, Raz. People like you are the reason I came back...
Meliine
HAHAHA RAZHAK! I'm glad someone got a log!
Keruk
You tell Bernice 'I don't know why that wanker is annoying on all of his alts. And always attacks me.'
Konka tells you 'big words for an idiot.'
Bernice tells you 'maybe he has a crush on you'
Shanrana chats 'OMG I AM A PIECE OF TOAST!'
Noore chats 'can i have a taste?'
Mikah chats '*looms over you (shanrana) with a knife and butter*'
Shanrana chats 'EEK! *hides behind vivienne*'
<HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh>yell LONG LIVE ICE SPIKES!! ALL HAIL THE ICY SHARDS OF STABBITY DEATH!!
Thomathan
i think somebody here reads 8-bit theater :P
and does anybody have a log of when there were a whole bunch of people in whitebridge, dougan walks into the room and everybody runs?
Razhak
I had that log. The funny thing was that it was a zone-emote by an immortal. Only Zeduis and me saw that it was a fake, and Zeduis still ran coz he has such good experiences with Dougan :P
lol razhak thats great!!
Kombat
Wish i had the log of when mangler picked me and a few others up and we went christmas caroling in caemlyn and tar valon and whatnot one year...was great..=p
Razhak
o R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > An Intersection of Paths
The hot, humid breeze blows through the pass taking with it some of the
acrid scent that pervades in these mountains. A path crawling upwards a bit
to the south is the beginning of an upper trail through the pass. Beside the
hill to the south, a lower path through the pass leads on. Here the two
paths merge together into one big trail heading north further into the blight.
[ obvious exits: N S U ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving up.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A raven is here flying around.
*Maple* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > ;
[kill human]
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*Maple* tickles your body with his strike.
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
cmb
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
*Maple* says 'firetruck'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*Maple* barely strikes your body.
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
*Maple* panics, and attempts to flee!
A warhorse seems too exhausted to obey *Maple*'s commands.
*Maple* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered > / indeed
2
[say ]
You hiss 'indeed'
[bash ] ursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*
*Maple* strikes your head.
*
=
Your bash at *Maple* sends him sprawling!
[ This Mail was edited by: Callende on 2005-11-03 22:08 ]
Zeduis
Quote:
On 2005-10-21 00:32, Razhak wrote:
I had that log. The funny thing was that it was a zone-emote by an immortal. Only Zeduis and me saw that it was a fake, and Zeduis still ran coz he has such good experiences with Dougan :P
Someone should post it...I honestly don't remember it :P
Kachina
When anyone narrates 'On lots'
xxxx narrates 'how many?'
just amusing:P
Like the 'on windowsill'
Dalanar
Quote:
On 2005-10-08 18:52, Razhak wrote:
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun strikes at a skeletal horse, but the Wet Ramen Noodle of Punishment (Chicken Flavor) passes through him.
Jaster pierces a skeletal horse's body hard.
A skeletal horse tries to hit Jaster, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Zun steps in.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun says 'I have to ward my noodle'
Ahahaha.
I remember Aennor gave me a Noodle once to stuff around with for helping him with something. He removed it's instagib damage power but forgot about the DB and PB bonuses.
You say 'woah, the noodle gives 500 DB and 500 PB!'
Cenae says 'Want to bond?'
Cenae says 'Lets raid keep. :P'
Kachina
LOL
Zeduis
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/13.mp3
What is this emotion called wuv?! It confuses and infuriates me!
Alexandre
broken link
Zeduis
Works for me, need quicktime
Thomathan
oh, i get this msg:
gotfuturama.com
Sorry, you aren't allowed to access that.
The webmasters were notified about this.
lol Perseid 5, gotta wuv em...
Scrat
Zarth narrates 'fyi i'm not going to lose malf ever'
Zarth narrates 'i'm done dying'
Kaplen
* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Zarth narrates 'fisting is illegal bomm!'
* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Krait narrates 'only with 2 fists!'
Hameron
Hahaha I loved Zed's log.
"Take that you stupid h4x0rz."
Razhak
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A massive, maniacal trolloc has arrived from the east.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Intimadator sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > Scrat sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Turyk sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A massive, maniacal trolloc starts following you.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > / uh
[say ]
You hiss 'uh'
Scrat says 'hha'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat says 'sweet'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > l
The Cavernous Courtyard
The cavernous courtyard of the citadel has been carved directly into the
mountain's side. Great wooden arches spread across the cieling, combined with
round iron pillars that support the massive weight of tons of stone. The floor
has been polished to a glossy black. To the east a fountain surrounded by a
haze bubbles quitely. To the north a pair of golden doors bars the way deeper
into the citadel.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A massive trolloc lunges to attack with maniacal glee.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A trolloc is here commanding a fist of troops.
Scrat the Inflicted Servant is resting here.
Intimadator the Loathsome Battler is resting here.
Turyk The Noisy Assassin! is resting here.
Rancour the Trolloc is standing here.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > group all
A massive, maniacal trolloc is now a member of your group.
A shadow stallion is now a member of your group.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A Ko'bal trolloc has arrived from the west.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat looks at a massive, maniacal trolloc.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > ponder
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > look massive
Black eyes are set deep in this massive trolloc's ghastly, snouted face. He
is quick to attack with a cackle of insane glee and a smirk that exudes a
lust for evil.
A massive, maniacal trolloc is in excellent condition.
a massive, maniacal trolloc is using:
<worn on head> a chain coif
<worn on body> a moulded leather breastplate
<worn on arms> a set of chainmail sleeves
<worn as shield> a metal buckler
<wielded> a thick bullhide whip
<worn about waist> a wide leather belt
<worn on belt> a soft leather pouch
<worn on legs> a pair of chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of heavy leather boots
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
Scrat says 'there must be an imm :D'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > order massive wiggle
A massive, maniacal trolloc wiggles his bottom.
Ok.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat grins evilly.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > / i am not complaining :P
[say ]
You hiss 'i am not complaining :P'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > cmb
4
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > A massive, maniacal trolloc says 'Every fade should have a maniacal follower. :)'
Balar shouts 'Congradulations! to the 8 of you that killed me.... wont mention names except one... Paitar why in the hell are you pking in the south? up north too hard for you?'
Drogor shouts 'quit whining'
Balar shouts 'not whining idiot... congradulating you stupid as well as illiterate'
Dyvim speaks from the Light 'That one was worth a noshout.'
Keruk
Rentris tells you 'Whois Jastal'
Jastal Delvos, The Red Right Hand of is a level 31 Thiefbane human.
You tell Rentris 'I saw that.'
Rentris tells you 'some people just make insults too easy'
You tell Rentris 'You talking about Edaeton? :P'
Rentris tells you 'no..Jastal's title'
You tell Rentris 'Ewww.'
You tell Rentris 'Okay. That's firetrucked man. I just thought about it.'
Rentris tells you 'i saw that and had way too much to say..so i just said nothing lol'
You tell Rentris 'Quit delving into women who are menstruating.'
Rentris tells you 'ewww'
Rentris tells you 'wasnt even thinkin bout that'
You tell Rentris 'Haha.'
Rentris tells you 'thats a whole new level of gross'
Janers
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio says 'quests'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
The Illian town crier strokes his chin thoughtfully.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio gives a shovel to the Illian town crier.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier beams a smile at Brio.
The Illian town crier thanks Brio heartily.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier checks his notes...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier applauds Brio.
The Illian town crier hands over the cash.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio says 'Do you have any muffins shepherd?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Brio says 'the crier said i would get rewarded for bringing muffins from a shepherd'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Someone bellows 'I have replenished my supplies and am heading back to the woods soon.'
Someone bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Canal Street.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio leaves south riding an Illianer steed.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A rugged traveller bellows 'I have replenished my supplies and am heading back to the woods soon.'
A rugged traveller bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Canal Street.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell Brio sorry, don't have any.
You tell Brio 'sorry, don't have any.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sc
Brio has arrived from the south.
An Illianer steed has arrived from the south.
Brio leaves north.
An Illianer steed leaves north.
This ranks you as Janers the Shepherd [Hand of Light 6] (Level X).
You are resting.
Brio tells you 'ok thanks, ill find another shepherd'
Thought this worth a chuckle :)
Zork shouts 'Nyshai was saved by Wynoa ratting and causing me to laugh out loud and lose concentration and all ability to spam. A rat squeaks 'Wynoa is at Atop the Butte of Hogs'... picture a grown woman riding bareback on a hog :P'
Someone speaks from the Light 'LOL'
Iliana
Lmao @ Janers =P
Brio
Its all very funny, but he never gave me a muffin....*sighs*
Theoden
I didn't log it, but I'll set up the story...
Me and two others were trying our own against Zork outside Illian, and at one point he yells "booo" and one of my group yells "booo" so I yelled the name of a particular body part. Zork yells back "Is this the XXXXX-game? You know, someone whispers it, then someone says it, now you yell it, and I have to beat you?"
I yell "Yes, so shout it"....
And he did. That's by far my most current favorite quote-moment, but with Zork, I have too many to count.
Oak
Is that why he shouted PENIS? I was crackin up when I saw that.
Theoden
Yes. I honestly didn't think he'd do it, knowing the repercussions, but hey! It's Zork! You simply GOTTA tease the shark with a stuck pig in the water.
You narrate, 'wtf'
You narrate, 'ok, now wtf'
You narrate, 'someone please tell me wtf I can't bash a fking boar'
xxx tells you, 'because you are wielding an unwarded dirk, ass'
You say, 'Oh.... duh'
You sheath a dirk into a dark hooded cloak.
You wield a Gargantuan gilded bastard sword.
..................
Sometimes your mind is too occupied:P
Keruk
Was a big skirmish.
Iliana narrates 'zork faded'
Vilac narrates 'zork faded crit'
Jennifer narrates 'zork faded'
Sylvanas narrates ':| awwwwww'
Zork shouts 'I won't ever complain about porting again. god'
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2005-11-11 13:33, Rain wrote:
I know pracs are tight, but get a few more in the sense of humour department :P
anyone have that log where zork got feared by some channie i forget who? that was my favorite log :P
Wander
pretty sure it was Iliana.
Theoden
Zorks shouts 'Who the hell fears a fade?!'
I remember that, and laughed. I think it happened with someone else, too, but my brain is fuzzy.
lol yeah i wanna see that if anyone has it :P
Nevohsew shouts 'Shouldn't you be off looking for easy kills on expers, Zork? :wink:'
Someone shouts 'Give me a few minutes. I'll get around to it, eventually.'
hahahahahahahah I love zork :P
Mortana
Quote:
anyone have that log where zork got feared by some channie i forget who? that was my favorite log.
Fearing Chaos back in the day was funnier. The string of expletives that got yelled when that happened near EF would make the most hardened of pirates blush I tell ya!
Akael
haha, remembering Chaos I can just imagine :P
Zeduis
You shout 'pk?!'
Razhak shouts 'only if PK involves a hot shower and some showergell, coz I am outta here!'
Madin narrates 'yes!'
Madin narrates 'that means pk!
Doyl
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
Theoden
Quote:
On 2005-11-18 14:38, Doyl wrote:
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
Only if it involves clowns....
Akael
Quote:
On 2005-11-18 14:38, Doyl wrote:
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
So why would you bring it up...
Quote:
XXX the XXX
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quit
QUIT
exit
chat HELP
chat IM STUCK GD IT
quit
shout I HATE YOU ALL
Duk saw this, gained new butt crack laughing so hard!
Mortana
Quote:
Duk saw this, gained new butt crack laughing so hard!
LOL
Nuin
A Red Eagle sentry says 'Hey look that sheep just passed out! Excuse me I'll be right back.'
Your eyesight is not so keen.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Melyssan nods in agreement.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Morgana has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The door guard frowns.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The door guard says 'Those were just rumours, sentry. I don't know who said anything about grass stains but they were lying!'
The door guard growls menacingly.
Quote:
Newbies are alot like cute baby seals....Once you bash in their skulls they taste ssssooooo good.
-Gharthock
Meliine
Quote:
Falyn tells you 'Still bigger than you, you dirty little rotten fish-smelling fat ugly porky monster.
Kaplen
Quote:
Dur, Gurth, where Duk gonna put monies?
Duk tried digging hole. No good!
Duk tried handing it to other trolloc. No good!
Duk tried eating it! Duk still waiting to get money back from that one!
Duk think only idea left is find baggie and stick up butt... but that would HURT Duk!
Besides, when Duk die, monies still there, just in narsty place... Duk!
LOL
Bethany
Suede narrates 'Glory to the Empress, may she live forever'
Suede chats 'heya guys'
Suede narrates 'FFS'
Galder narrates 'Nice.'
Suede narrates 'sorry dung. wrong alt'
Zarene narrates 'Errrrr'
Jomyl narrates 'SEANCHANFRIEND!!!'
Suede narrates 'my bad'
Jomyl narrates 'DIE!'
Suede narrates 'no serious, wrong side'
Missive narrates 'ahahahahahah'
Suede narrates 'i'm kinda drunk'
Egoy narrates '2nd time? :P'
Suede narrates 'shit yeah'
Suede narrates 'second time'
Zarene narrates 'That's going on quotes!'
Suede narrates 'nooooo'
Missive narrates 'woot! '
Suede narrates 'christ'
Zarene narrates 'Ok ok, I'll play nice'
Suede narrates 'my bad. let it go?'
Suede narrates 'I hate SS'
Missive narrates 'no way!, quotes!'
Jomyl narrates 'brother issue warrant suede'
Suede narrates 'stupid overpowered torms'
Suede narrates '!!!'
Suede narrates 'no Jomyl'
Suede narrates 'ffs. i'm drunk. i don't play SS'
Missive narrates 'of course you dont'
Im not soo nice CACKLE!
Polis
Maybe about 3 years or so ago Creation was raiding around Lugard (maybe someone's fade quest was involved?), and Entropy showed up. That got some great narrates. Does anyone have a log?
Quinton
Herron chats 'They even developed an app where you put in blocks of text that you wrote;, adn it will tell wether you are male or female'
Jiro chats 'damn'
You chat 'i can just look in my pants and tell if im male or female'
Q
Mythras
This thread has nothing on the Red Eagle humor thread!
Dur
Red Eagles have to be funny, its the only thing they got going for em :wink:
j/k
and i dont wanna hear a tormwise crack!
Adara
Was being bashed around by Razhak in Caemlyn, when during my escape home to lick my wounds, Fanico and his goons decided to ignore the fact 2 fades were rampaging around Caemlyn and attack a poor, defenceless girl (me!)
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'If anyone needs to bring anything to my attention, hop on one foot and -- oh, wait, just use tells, be patient. RAWR! :)'
tell vivienne yes, i understand fanico is an equal oppurtunities arse kicker, but when im the only one who is in caemlyn fighting 2 fades, can you please ask him nicely to go for the bad guys? thank you
tell vivienne id hate to have him bust for sexual and racial discrimination
Vivienne tells you 'Men suck. Throw rocks at them.'
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2005-11-22 18:35, Adara wrote:
Vivienne tells you 'Men suck. Throw rocks at them.'
Happy bunny!
Shia
Lena says 'Okay, it's a deal and in return I masasge your feet'
Kinkeh
Freya
Kaplen narrates 'My cow is Weary...I can't go any farther.'
Azvariin
yeah iliana feared zork and it was quite funny.
Janers
Shinobi narrates 'I WANT A SISTER RIGHT NOW'
Missive narrates 'knowingly blocking doors, and ones escape route, is an attack'
Liana narrates 'Eh, what is going on?'
You narrate 'I want a sister too...*sniff* It sucks beinga single child :P'
Shinobi narrates 'GET YOUR MEN OFF MINE'
Barristan chats 'heh'
Bardock narrates 'lol janer'
You narrate 'Or a brother..so we can practice swordfighting!'
Bardock narrates 'janers'
Shinobi narrates 'TELL RYGOUS AND MISSIVE TO STOP'
Jakk narrates 'ewww'
Barristan chats 'MOMMIE!'
Bardock narrates 'ewww janers'
tell bardock *peer* :P
You tell Bardock '*peer* :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'you said a brother so we can do swordfighting that's nasty...unless i was just being perverted'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
tell bardock You were just being perverted..I mean with swords..of METAL p
You tell Bardock 'You were just being perverted..I mean with swords..of METAL p'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'ahhh ok'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'lol shows where my mind is'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell bardock haha yeah :P
You tell Bardock 'haha yeah :P'
weirdo's on this mud lol :P
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2005-11-29 19:05, Janers wrote:
Shinobi narrates 'I WANT A SISTER RIGHT NOW'
Missive narrates 'knowingly blocking doors, and ones escape route, is an attack'
Liana narrates 'Eh, what is going on?'
You narrate 'I want a sister too...*sniff* It sucks beinga single child :P'
Shinobi narrates 'GET YOUR MEN OFF MINE' <--Eww. :P
Barristan chats 'heh'
Bardock narrates 'lol janer'
You narrate 'Or a brother..so we can practice swordfighting!'
Bardock narrates 'janers'
Shinobi narrates 'TELL RYGOUS AND MISSIVE TO STOP' <-- Double eww. :P
Jakk narrates 'ewww'
Barristan chats 'MOMMIE!'
Bardock narrates 'ewww janers'
[ This Mail was edited by: Tatiana on 2005-11-30 10:18 ]
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Kiras shouts 'You know that thing where you are a fade? That means you are an evil monster... there isn't anything like seeing evil monsters foster unity. Non-handholding mud.
Exactly! "Mommy, the boys won't play fair with me just because I am an evil monster and have no freaking eyes and I'm trying to exterminate their species. make them be nice!"
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Janers says 'kinky...'
Fynd grins at Janers.
Jac looks at Fynd.
Fynd is using:
<worn on body> a black leather corset
Fynd stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Fynd struts proudly.
Fynd sits down and rests.
You snicker softly.
Cuel chuckles politely.
You say 'At least it isn't a bra.'
Janers gives Fynd a whip.
Fynd says 'Had a vest, but corset is just way sexier.'
Janers blinks his eyes innocently.
Marunin grins at Fynd.
Janers points at Fynd.
Cuel rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
Janers points at Marunin.
Fynd gasps in astonishment.
Fynd looks at Marunin.
Janers points at a whip.
Janers gasps in astonishment.
Fynd stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Marunin arches an eyebrow.
You cackle gleefully.
Looming, Fynd tries to dominate Marunin.
You lick your mouth and smile.
Jac throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Fynd brandishes his whip.
Cuel chuckles politely.
Janers falls down laughing.
Fynd lightly flicks it towards Marunin.
Fynd looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
Marunin snickers softly.
Fynd gasps in astonishment.
Jac drops his leather mask from his back pocket.
Marunin pokes Fynd in the ribs.
Fynd watches Marunin's reaction.
Fynd says 'No!'
Fynd panics, and attempts to flee!
Fynd has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
Fynd blinks his eyes innocently.
Marunin grins evilly.
Valta
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'What's that...'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Light! A huge invasion force is marching on Illian!'
Crusunte narrates 'hit'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Dreadlords and trollocs and Myrddraal and....oh Light..'
Demetre Marcolin bellows 'To arms!'
Taron narrates '1e path'
Taron narrates 'bashed'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'There's pink lizards with wings breathing fire headed straight at us!!'
Draimin narrates 'im getting my ass kicked'
Demetre Marcolin bellows '..Have you been drinking again, boy? Report to my office at the end of your shift, you mongrel.'
Taron narrates '1e again'
Taron narrates 'bashed'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Yes sir. No disturbances on the northern front.'
Surtain
Don't play LS, Valta? hehe, that happens like once a mud day, maybe a little less, but just about everybody at some point narrs about it. Then I narr the companions drink too much. This is not a log, but I remember how it went (can't remember if it was just gate guards or companion mobs, too)
An Illian gate guard winks at an Illian gate guard.
An Illian gate guard says, "you know you like it"
I seem to recall some pinching, but I think that may just be my imaginatin :wink:
Valta
Naw, don't sit in Illian all that often, they don't like me there :P. I've just started playing LS again, so it's all new to me :P.
Quote:
You pray 'I need some love!'
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Tamarlyn steps in.
Tamarlyn snuggles up to you.
Tamarlyn disappears in a puff of smoke.
You cheer gleefully.
Rylea
*Zork* hisses 'don't bash me! i demand that you do not!'
Of course, died in that PK but still started laughing when I saw that. :D
Kyla
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > s
A Lonely Graveyard
Two simple markers, one white and one black, stand side by side in the
middle of this small, grassy meadow. A colorful array of flowers line the
fence-like hillside. The meadow itself seems unnaturally placed, but it has
been well taken care of by the Ogier.
[ obvious exits: N ]
The corpse of Kyla is lying here.
A pure white lily, to bring to your fancy, lies here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A pretty bird is visible flying high in the sky.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Morbidly amusing, but at least I pick the right places to RIP.
Wander
Wonder if this has ever occured to Mira or Iliana
Mortox says 'oh yeah and my gf thought blick was something perverted'
Miena
stand
Road Crossing the Meadows
You travel along the Caemlyn Road, the main route between Caemlyn in the east
and Baerlon in the west, as it passes through wilderness, far from human
settlements of any kind; yet even here the broad dirt swath is wide enough for
two wagons to pass one another. Here the road crosses a long stretch of lush
meadows fed by tiny springs, before returning to its main east-west route.
Beyond the meadows in all directions stretches peaceful forest, blanketing the
hills off to the south and covering the flatter country out east and south.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of an elk is lying here.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
Arthonok narrates 'heh hagg in misties'
6 miena
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > You stand up.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > [channel 'armor']
You aren't in touch with saidar to channel it.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > emb
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > 8 miena
[channel 'blind']
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-
Ok.
Miena has been blinded!
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > chat . . . I . . .
You chat '. . . I . . .'
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > chat I went to weave armor on myself and just blinded myself, that's rather funny
You chat 'I went to weave armor on myself and just blinded myself, that's rather funny'
Meliine
Quote:
You chat 'I wonder what would happen if I started screaming that naked men were frolicking through Illian?'
You chat 'Would all the other novices come visit?'
Rodger chats 'I would come, and cackle maddly while swinging from their genitals?'
Shinobi chats 'The brothel would go out of business and everyone would wear brown paper bag masks.'
Hanlon narrates 'oh good victorias secret show on'
Hanlon narrates 'afk'
Surtain
You are slapped by Jac.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Commander Aylia Moralia has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
Commander Aylia Moralia says 'You Jac!!! You will die before your time!! '
Commander Aylia Moralia smites Jac's body extremely hard.
Jac is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Jac's death cry
That's right, Aylia is my hero
Pfft how i hate thee
Keruk
You tell Jaiken 'Gratz :D'
Jaiken tells you 'huh?'
You reply to Jaiken 'Ta'veren Seven.'
Jaiken tells you 'oh firetruck me up the ass, not again'
Ta'veren of the First Turn
---------------
1. Madin the hunter of Tarabon [Shienaran Lancer]
-- slew Havok the Trolloc on the 2nd of Taisham, 613
2. Perdue of Saldaea
-- slew Razhak the Trolloc on the 21st of Jumara, 594
3. Raolin of Shienar
-- slew Tatiana of Kandor on the 2nd of Amadaine, 605
4. Sidar of Murandy
-- slew Samosh the Seanchan on the 1st of Adar, 602
5. Jason the hunter of Tarabon [Gaidin]
-- slew Keneda the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
6. Fyran of Tarabon
-- slew Zabuza the Trolloc on the 1st of Saban, 612
7. Jaiken of Tarabon
-- slew Goatoe the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
Razhak
Roderick shouts 'I'm free... I'm free... '
You shout 'Melyssan finally let you go?! :P'
Roderick shouts 'No I dumped my controlling girlfriend!'
Zork narrates 'I was thinking exact same thing but didn't say it :P'
You shout 'isnt that what I just said?!'
Roderick shouts 'haha, no but seriosuly :P'
Kaplen
Dougras was having a bad day I think...
Quote:
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded > give scalp woman
You give the death scalp of a bison slain in Arad Doman to an old woman.
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
An old woman examines a freshly skinned animal hide.
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
An old woman says 'Ugh, what on earth did you do to this skin?! This is worthless!'
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k woman
You blast an old woman's left arm into bloody fragments!
An old woman is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear an old woman's death cry.
Akael
ROFL
Giyn
Someone shouts 'Refade Noikor!'
(Here I figured that is probably stomp, since he was on earlier, and is loud.)
You shout 'Defade Stomp!'
whois stomp
Stomp the Myrddraal is a myrddraal.
Someone speaks from the Light 'There's an idea...'
hahaha
Drol
You narrate 'Come ed Tiq'
Tiq narrates 'Cant'
Tiq chats 'I start work in 10, sorry'
You narrate 'Spoil sport It's coo'
Tiq chats 'should be running at this moment'
You narrate 'cool*'
Tiq chats 'oh damn'
You narrate 'lol, have fun with that'
Tiq chats 'my zmud clock is wrong'
Tiq chats 'I start in 5!'
Azvariin
Quote:
On 2005-12-13 20:45, Keruk wrote:
You tell Jaiken 'Gratz :D'
Jaiken tells you 'huh?'
You reply to Jaiken 'Ta'veren Seven.'
Jaiken tells you 'oh firetruck me up the ass, not again'
Ta'veren of the First Turn
---------------
1. Madin the hunter of Tarabon [Shienaran Lancer]
-- slew Havok the Trolloc on the 2nd of Taisham, 613
2. Perdue of Saldaea
-- slew Razhak the Trolloc on the 21st of Jumara, 594
3. Raolin of Shienar
-- slew Tatiana of Kandor on the 2nd of Amadaine, 605
4. Sidar of Murandy
-- slew Samosh the Seanchan on the 1st of Adar, 602
5. Jason the hunter of Tarabon [Gaidin]
-- slew Keneda the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
6. Fyran of Tarabon
-- slew Zabuza the Trolloc on the 1st of Saban, 612
7. Jaiken of Tarabon
-- slew Goatoe the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
this is funny simply because jaiken scares the shiz outta me on my troll and human cause he NEVER talks.
Azvariin
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On 2005-12-10 00:10, Surtain wrote:
You are slapped by Jac.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Commander Aylia Moralia has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
Commander Aylia Moralia says 'You Jac!!! You will die before your time!! '
Commander Aylia Moralia smites Jac's body extremely hard.
Jac is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Jac's death cry
That's right, Aylia is my hero
and this one is simply funny just cause he slapped him and got a little more than a slap on the wrist for hitting aylia's *****! :wink:
Skelter
Interceptor hisses 'YOU FLAMING SPAWN CURSED SON OF A MAYENE TRAMP!!!!'
Priceless.
Isha
Quote:
On 2005-12-16 21:50, Azvariin wrote:
Quote:
On 2005-12-13 20:45, Keruk wrote:
You tell Jaiken 'Gratz :D'
Jaiken tells you 'huh?'
You reply to Jaiken 'Ta'veren Seven.'
Jaiken tells you 'oh firetruck me up the ass, not again'
Ta'veren of the First Turn
---------------
1. Madin the hunter of Tarabon [Shienaran Lancer]
-- slew Havok the Trolloc on the 2nd of Taisham, 613
2. Perdue of Saldaea
-- slew Razhak the Trolloc on the 21st of Jumara, 594
3. Raolin of Shienar
-- slew Tatiana of Kandor on the 2nd of Amadaine, 605
4. Sidar of Murandy
-- slew Samosh the Seanchan on the 1st of Adar, 602
5. Jason the hunter of Tarabon [Gaidin]
-- slew Keneda the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
6. Fyran of Tarabon
-- slew Zabuza the Trolloc on the 1st of Saban, 612
7. Jaiken of Tarabon
-- slew Goatoe the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
this is funny simply because jaiken scares the shiz outta me on my troll and human cause he NEVER talks.
No, this is funny because he was likely dead serious :P
Rufio
Basel Gill gives Sabrae an offer.
* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Serian slams Basel Gill head into a tree. Ouch! That looked like it hurt.
* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Serian is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
Basel Gill narrates 'Serian dies.'
Basel Gill hits Serian over the head with a frying pan!
* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>q
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A black cat sniffs the ground...
The Caemlyn cityguard screams 'Serian, here!? Die criminal!'
The Caemlyn cityguard joins the Caemlyn cityguard's fight!
The Caemlyn cityguard joins the Caemlyn cityguard's fight!
Tarill narrates 'hahaha'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Serian's body into bloody fragments!
Serian is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Serian's death cry.
A black cat sniffs the ground...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar hahaha serian...
You narrate 'hahaha serian...'
Azvariin
lol that's great I just love that funny stuff like that.. hehe
Dovim
Faolan narrates '3 sets of bleeders'
You narrate 'jeez they must be synchronized by the moon or something'
Azvariin
eewwwwwwww
Smirn
Rinssik tells you 'feck this I want a reprac anyway I'm killing myself'
Rinssik tells you 'I just punched an antelope to death :P'
Azvariin
this was just downright funny it's not exactly how it goes as i forgot to post and forgot exactly what he said...
sjonkel shouts 'good job you over-bonused hand holded fade' no go slit your throat!
nass narrates sjonkel won't be shouting much until 2006!
hahahhah
Keladry
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You scrub the dishes..........
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A Tower guard has arrived from above.
A calm woman has arrived from below.
A novice has arrived from the west.
A calm woman has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
You scrub the dishes..........
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > The Kitchens
Food being cooked fills the room with the smell of meats mingled with fruits
and vegetables. Copper pots of all sizes hang from brackets hanging from the
ceiling and spoons, forks, and other utensils cover the small tables. A large
bone white table with all kinds of cooked food is located in the center of
the kitchen. An enormous fireplace with spits lies in the center of the
eastern wall. A simple stairwell built into the southern wall leads to the
upper floors of the Tower as well as the pantry.
[ obvious exits: W U D ]
A hunk of beef has been left here.
A giant sink sits here, filled with many dirty dishes.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A young woman is here thinking to herself.
Laras the Mistress of the Kitchens is here directing the kitchen workers.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > You get a hunk of beef.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Josel - A Garden
Keladry - The Kitchens
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
You scrub the dishes..........
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > You pray 'erm...are there supposed to be this
many mobs in the kitchen inside of White tower?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > The Kitchens
Food being cooked fills the room with the smell of meats mingled with fruits
and vegetables. Copper pots of all sizes hang from brackets hanging from the
ceiling and spoons, forks, and other utensils cover the small tables. A large
bone white table with all kinds of cooked food is located in the center of
the kitchen. An enormous fireplace with spits lies in the center of the
eastern wall. A simple stairwell built into the southern wall leads to the
upper floors of the Tower as well as the pantry.
[ obvious exits: W U D ]
A giant sink sits here, filled with many dirty dishes.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A young woman is here thinking to herself.
Laras the Mistress of the Kitchens is here directing the kitchen workers.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You scrub the dishes..........
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > sink (here) :
[3] a stack of dirty dishes
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Someone answers your prayer 'its an orgy' (Oh bother :P)
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
You scrub the dishes..........
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
An Accepted leaves west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > You pray 'i thought orgies were forbidden O.o
'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A calm woman panics, and attempts to flee!
A calm woman leaves down.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A calm woman panics, and attempts to flee!
A calm woman leaves west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A calm woman panics, and attempts to flee!
A calm woman leaves down.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Laras the Mistress of the Kitchens panics, and attempts to flee!
Laras the Mistress of the Kitchens leaves up.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > You boggle at that.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > The Kitchens
Food being cooked fills the room with the smell of meats mingled with fruits
and vegetables. Copper pots of all sizes hang from brackets hanging from the
ceiling and spoons, forks, and other utensils cover the small tables. A large
bone white table with all kinds of cooked food is located in the center of
the kitchen. An enormous fireplace with spits lies in the center of the
eastern wall. A simple stairwell built into the southern wall leads to the
upper floors of the Tower as well as the pantry.
[ obvious exits: W U D ]
A giant sink sits here, filled with many dirty dishes.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A Tower guard panics, and attempts to flee!
A Tower guard leaves up.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You bellow 'Laras! Come back! '
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A novice panics, and attempts to flee!
A novice leaves west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You bellow 'I didn't finish the dishes yet :('
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Josel - A Garden
Keladry - The Kitchens
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A tense warder panics, and attempts to flee!
A tense warder leaves down.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A tense warder panics, and attempts to flee!
A tense warder leaves up.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A tense warder panics, and attempts to flee!
A tense warder leaves up.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
The Kitchens
Food being cooked fills the room with the smell of meats mingled with fruits
and vegetables. Copper pots of all sizes hang from brackets hanging from the
ceiling and spoons, forks, and other utensils cover the small tables. A large
bone white table with all kinds of cooked food is located in the center of
the kitchen. An enormous fireplace with spits lies in the center of the
eastern wall. A simple stairwell built into the southern wall leads to the
upper floors of the Tower as well as the pantry.
[ obvious exits: W U D ]
A giant sink sits here, filled with many dirty dishes.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Nass says 'not when I'm in the tower'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Nass blinks his eyes innocently.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You giggle.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > The Kitchens
Food being cooked fills the room with the smell of meats mingled with fruits
and vegetables. Copper pots of all sizes hang from brackets hanging from the
ceiling and spoons, forks, and other utensils cover the small tables. A large
bone white table with all kinds of cooked food is located in the center of
the kitchen. An enormous fireplace with spits lies in the center of the
eastern wall. A simple stairwell built into the southern wall leads to the
upper floors of the Tower as well as the pantry.
[ obvious exits: W U D ]
A giant sink sits here, filled with many dirty dishes.
Nass is afk (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You tickle Nass.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Nass winks suggestively at you.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Nass waves.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Nass disappears in a puff of smoke.
You wave.
[ This Mail was edited by: Keladry on 2005-12-21 13:55 ]
Edaeton
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > consider chicken
Well, it is shorter than you, lighter than you, and in general stockier than you.
Now where did that chicken go?
Ranga
Quote:
On 2005-12-22 04:08, Edaeton wrote:
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > consider chicken
Well, it is shorter than you, lighter than you, and in general stockier than you.
Now where did that chicken go?
Bwahahahahah!
Azvariin
that's priceless.
Roethke
Razhak shouts 'Roethke smells like day old dog-poo'
Is it just me, or are they no longer offering "Witty Comebacks 101" in medical school?
Razhak
I dont need to be witty. I got anaesthetics. Once you are under, I can make all the lame jokes about you I want!!
Bhuahahaha.
Roethke
The last time I went to the Doctor's office, he gave me some medication to take.
I asked, "What about the consumption of alcohol?"
...and he replied immediately, "I'M FOR IT!!"
Razhak just kinda reminds me of that experience...
Caela
I don't get how that reminds you of Razhak. That doctor actually sounded funny.
Aden
Ba-ZING!
Hameron
I'm not usually prone to fits of giggles, but...
Quote:
On the slopes of dragonmounts (there's more than one Dragonmount?!) at the end of the aiel war a babe cries at the top of a mountain where nothin (Nothin'. Very gangsta.) else lives. He cries but his tears bring hope to the world. Respun many times to fight the Dark One (Woah wait... the baby's the Dragon Reborn?!) he is summoned once again and for a final time to fight the evil forces that await at Tarmon Gaidon...think i spelled that WAY wrong... (No... no, you got THAT one right.) HE LIVES AGAIN, the shadow shall treble before his might (Hahahaha, imagine: where there was one growling trolloc, now there are three, and they're growling a high C!) and the seanchan will cower in fright. THE DRAGON IS REBORN!
In case English isn't your first language or you missed the "treble" part:
Treble:
1. Triple.
2. Music: Relating to or having the highest part, voice, or range.
Hameron
And it's not over yet! :lol:
Quote:
(Blah blah blah...)
I must not i can channel as much as an ordinary rock, which is none. (That'll help you on your way! And thanks for clearing that up for us :P )
(Insert more random stuff)
I wish to unite all nations in order to form a more perfect union to fight our not so friendly 8 foot tall neighbors from the north and our most un-welcome guests to the west. (HAHAHA I love this guy. It's like the Preamble to the Constitution, but better :wink: )
(More boring stuff)
Thank you for reading my lame long speech. If you skipped right to the end heres the jist I am The Dragon Reborn. (But if you had just posted that, we wouldn't've gotten such a good laugh! Catchy conclusion, though, I must say.)
:D
[ This Mail was edited by: Hameron on 2005-12-28 13:57 ]
the comments are priceless!
Mendez
This is a direct quote written in a friend's year book. The guy who wrote this played for a short while, and this was after his first week. My other friends and I started playing in '01 and this was from May '03, so Colt had been hearing about this game for a couple years and finally decided to try it. This is his version of a story he must have heard.
----------------------------------------------
Black Guy!!!!
Dood, we have been together so long, I wouldn't know what to do without you. This one's for you man:
"Dude, I was spamming like a mother F***** and all the sudden, Smasher f***ing pops out of nowhere. My abs and dodge were so low I knew I was f***ed. Luckily my parry was the sh** but I knew that wouldn't last for long. My mare was hagged out and I was winded (not a good combo). Anyway before I hit n,n,u,n,e,n,e, he sent my ass sprawling. Then he bashed my leg into bloody fragments. I knew it was all over. But just then, A legion of town guards and Children of the light saved my punk ass. After I pressed "sit" enter, I was on my way to the tavern to rent (I was almost out of crowns too) The F***ING power went out!!! The End." Hey man, stay black and keep touching me, or I mean stay in touch.
Colt
Kaplen
*cackle*
Brin
Hameron, the highest range in music is Soprano.
Rikki
Quote:
On 2005-12-29 13:24, Brin wrote:
Hameron, the highest range in music is Soprano.
ROFLOL!
*blink*
Hameron
Haha Brin, I think you're thinking soprano-alto-tenor-bass?
Musical notation is often divided into treble and bass clefs - the treble being the higher, the bass being the lower.
I think you just misread... and yes, I know *grins*
Keladry
Whats sad?
Is Hammy is completely right... O.o
Edaeton
Oh man, I was almost crying I laughed so hard at this one.
Quote:
She beat the pants off me, and not in the fun way. Didnt knock me out, but I didnt leave the ring pretty like, but well, she didn't enter the ring pretty either. But she looked alot better than me by the end of it.
Edaeton
AngryNovice tells you 'F***ING DISHES MULTIPLY FASTER THAN YOU CAN WASH THEM'
Edit-Er, evidently caps beat the censor :P.
[ This Mail was edited by: Edaeton on 2005-12-30 18:51 ]
Prien
In relation to the above quote.....
I'll set this up. Was discussing OOC with a friend who is still sorta new to the mud, found her roaming on LS with my LS'r, so I got her onto SS. While explaining the game and such, she tells me she wants to make an FC and go to the White Tower.
So being this just before boot-time, before it was changed, I led her down into the kitchen and made her wash dishes, all 99 of them, in 30 minutes. When the finished as was well-payed for it, she asked why I had her do that. I told her to expect the same thing from the White Tower, only less pay, and she'd have to do it ALL day. She has since disappeared from the mud.
Treble can be used to refer to a soprano part sung by boys whose voices haven't broken yet, as opposed to all-adult choirs where the soprano part is sung by women.
Along with the treble and bass clefs, there are also alto and tenor clefs, but they aren't used as frequently.
Firin
Quote:
On 2005-12-31 00:43, Prien wrote:
In relation to the above quote.....
I'll set this up. Was discussing OOC with a friend who is still sorta new to the mud, found her roaming on LS with my LS'r, so I got her onto SS. While explaining the game and such, she tells me she wants to make an FC and go to the White Tower.
So being this just before boot-time, before it was changed, I led her down into the kitchen and made her wash dishes, all 99 of them, in 30 minutes. When the finished as was well-payed for it, she asked why I had her do that. I told her to expect the same thing from the White Tower, only less pay, and she'd have to do it ALL day. She has since disappeared from the mud.
In other words you A) took a possible newbie from Lightside to Horribleside, and B) made that newbie quit.
You rock!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ken has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Choen looks at Ken.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'die'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ken looks at Choen.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > whois ken
Ken of Illian is a level 42 human.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'hmm, nah'
whois choen
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Choen Miridia, Child of Light Elite is a level 31 Child of Light human.
Before you stands a man of solid stature with light brown hair and blue eyes. With an immaculate white cloak bearing a golden sunburst, you can tell this man eats fish.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'you sure?'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'yeah, maybe some other time'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'You've got 3 lifelines left'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'phone a friend?'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Ken strokes his chin thoughtfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'ask the audience?'
Ken says '5o/5o!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says '50 50'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'okay'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'that leaves you withh...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'The answer 'yes' and the answer 'sure''
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'oh, damn'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says '2 lifelines left, playing for $32000'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'those were the two i wasnt sure of'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Choen says 'ask the audience?'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'hmm i dunno'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Ken says 'the audience looks a bit thick tonight'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > blink
You blink your eyes innocently.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > emote has a long name.
Choen coughs loudly.
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ken peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
Azvariin
Agrawyn narrates 'Tarn the Rank 8 level 51 Eagle fights Zarth the Chosen level 51 Fade. THAT is TG.'
Thats actually as close as we would get. No joke either.
Benzoic
This was funny as all hell, even to me. It's about 1.04am my time and I'm not in a sober state of mind. Behold and enjoy.
Choen opens a way west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Choen leaves west riding a bloodstock stallion.
You follow Choen.
Lost in the Forest
All the trees look the same, tall monoliths of greenery and bark that block
the way and confuse the eye. The road must be somewhere nearby but nothing,
not even moss on the trees, gives a clue for a direction.
[ obvious exits: E ]
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Choen Miridia, Child of Light Elite is standing here, riding a |2|.bloodstock stallion.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen panics, and attempts to flee!
Choen leaves east riding a bloodstock stallion.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > fl
Disappearing Into the Forest
The forest off the south side of the road stretches densely onward, so
overgrown that it would take a mighty woodsman to get through all the
growth. A skilled tracker could also perhaps find a way past all the
tangled brush, but judging from the way everything grows so closely
together no one has tried in a long, long while.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Choen Miridia, Child of Light Elite is standing here, riding a |2|.bloodstock stallion.
A cute fudgy wudgy hedgehog is here, sniffling its nose.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen stares at the sky.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen says 'gimme a tic'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Choen leaves west riding a bloodstock stallion.
You follow Choen.
Lost in the Forest
All the trees look the same, tall monoliths of greenery and bark that block
the way and confuse the eye. The road must be somewhere nearby but nothing,
not even moss on the trees, gives a clue for a direction.
[ obvious exits: E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Choen Miridia, Child of Light Elite is standing here, riding a |2|.bloodstock stallion.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Choen panics, and attempts to flee!
Choen leaves east riding a bloodstock stallion.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The way east closes quietly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
x
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > [exits ]
Obvious exits:
None.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > yell um
You bellow 'um'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > tell choen um...
You tell Choen 'um...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Grev chats 'How much is a burnished metal breastplate worth?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > tell choen you just locked me in some crazy ass room
Choen tells you 'sup?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You tell Choen 'you just locked me in some crazy ass room'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Ilsendre chats '3 gcs in shop :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Thomane chats 'any abser wanna exp?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Choen tells you 'when?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > r just now...
[reply ]
You reply to Choen 'just now...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tess chats 'that be 11 14 STR's in a row.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
Choen tells you 'can you get out?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell choen i dont have search...
You tell Choen 'i dont have search...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell choen i can't believe you locked me in
You tell Choen 'i can't believe you locked me in'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Choen tells you 'omfg i'm laughing so hard right now'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > r you suck
[reply ]
You reply to Choen 'you suck'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > r i may be laughing, but I am locked in
[reply ]
You reply to Choen 'i may be laughing, but I am locked in'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > open east
I see no east here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arthonok tells you 'you still in underbrush?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > open underbrush
I see no underbrush here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell arthonok yeah...
You tell Arthonok 'yeah...'
where
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > r freaking choen locked me in
Arthonok tells you 'that flower :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [reply ]
You reply to Arthonok 'freaking choen locked me in'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arthonok tells you 'omw :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell choen you homo
You tell Choen 'you homo'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tel choen i was wonder wtf you were doing
You tell Choen 'i was wonder wtf you were doing'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Lost in the Forest
All the trees look the same, tall monoliths of greenery and bark that block
the way and confuse the eye. The road must be somewhere nearby but nothing,
not even moss on the trees, gives a clue for a direction.
[ obvious exits: ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suddenly, a way east appears to open.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arthonok has arrived from the east, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say IM FREE!
Arthonok says 'he just lost his exp partner'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'IM FREE!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arthonok says 'fol up'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say now... to get choen...
You say 'now... to get choen...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > fol arthonok
You stop following Choen.
You now follow Arthonok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arthonok says 'k tree'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Lost in the Forest
All the trees look the same, tall monoliths of greenery and bark that block
the way and confuse the eye. The road must be somewhere nearby but nothing,
not even moss on the trees, gives a clue for a direction.
[ obvious exits: E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.
|2|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > kt
[k tree]
You strike the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Scratched >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
You strike the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
Arthonok joins your fight!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
Arthonok blasts the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You strike the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
You are now a member of Arthonok's group.
SOME RANDOM EXPING ENSUES
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > say can you take me back?:P
You have been kicked out of Arthonok's group!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > You say 'can you take me back?:P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Slinc chats 'Im going home for leave in two days....and I want to do something special for my wife....'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Slinc chats 'sooooooooooo'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok says 'k'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
At a Small Pool
An indentation at the foot of a very tall tree makes a natural pool of
water where fallen leaves dot its surface. The leaves seem to be rotting
and eaten away by something as they slowly decay into the water itself.
Trees grow in every direction, each one tall and starkly forbidding as if
standing watch over something.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvsouthvv
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvsouthvv
A muddy pond is here, dark waters broken by an occasional bubble.
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A robin is visible flying high in the sky.
A huge grizzly bear is here standing on its haunches.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
Among Darkened Trees
Trees that must have been growing for hundreds of years stand together,
their trunks almost touching and merging one to another. Small spaces
between them show possible ways around their girth, and their branches blot
out the sky overhead.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
The corpse of the ancient tree is lying here.
The corpse of the angry tree is lying here. [2]
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
A Stand of Old Trees
A musty smell of layer upon layer of mulch and decay merges with that of
dampened earth where these trees stand proudly reaching to the sky. Their
knobby roots have begun to pull away from the earth, forming small tunnels
for squirrels and mice to run through.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of an animal leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A huge grizzly bear is here standing on its haunches.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
A Dead End
The forest makes a pitch-black dead end where the trees forbid further
passage except to the smallest of animals. The trees themselves are so tall
that their trunks form a solid wall, the branches overhead completely
unable to be seen.
[ obvious exits: E ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
A Stand of Old Trees
A musty smell of layer upon layer of mulch and decay merges with that of
dampened earth where these trees stand proudly reaching to the sky. Their
knobby roots have begun to pull away from the earth, forming small tunnels
for squirrels and mice to run through.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A huge grizzly bear is here standing on its haunches.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > say I'm somewhat inebriated:P
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You strike a huge grizzly bear's right foreleg into bloody fragments!
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You say 'I'm somewhat inebriated:P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
o R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Arthonok has arrived from the west, riding a |3|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Tess chats 'do ro buy ?'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
You try to strike a huge grizzly bear, but he parries successfully.
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Rikani chats 'promise not to play the mud while you're with her? :P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Arthonok joins your fight!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Hurt >
Arthonok blasts a huge grizzly bear's body into bloody fragments!
You strike a huge grizzly bear's body extremely hard.
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Wounded >
Slinc chats 'I decided to get a hotel....away from our 3 kids......'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Wounded >
Arthonok blasts a huge grizzly bear's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You try to strike a huge grizzly bear, but he dodges the attack.
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Battered > say choen took advantage of me!:P
You say 'choen took advantage of me!:P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Battered >
Arthonok blasts a huge grizzly bear's body into bloody fragments!
You barely strike a huge grizzly bear's body.
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Battered >
Choen chats 'buy her like a dodge kit or something'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Battered >
Arthonok blasts a huge grizzly bear's head into bloody fragments!
A huge grizzly bear swiftly dodges your attempt to strike him.
A huge grizzly bear tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Beaten >
Choen chats 'with trinks'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a huge grizzly bear: Beaten >
Arthonok blasts a huge grizzly bear's right leg into bloody fragments!
A huge grizzly bear is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
You strike a huge grizzly bear's body into bloody fragments!
A huge grizzly bear is dead! R.I.P.
Blood never gets boring, does it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a huge grizzly bear's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > chat omfg choen...
Slinc chats 'lol'
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
Among Darkened Trees
Trees that must have been growing for hundreds of years stand together,
their trunks almost touching and merging one to another. Small spaces
between them show possible ways around their girth, and their branches blot
out the sky overhead.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
The corpse of the ancient tree is lying here.
The corpse of the angry tree is lying here. [2]
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
You chat 'omfg choen...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
Inside the Dark Forest
Trees tower overhead, their tops lost to sight. Branches twine together as
if the trees themselves are linking, and the resulting shadows swallow any
light there may be. To the west stand stone pillars that look out of place
in this twilight world.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A raccoon sniffs the ground for food.
A raccoon sniffs the ground for food.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow someone.
At the Stone Pillars
Two weathered pillars of stone stand sentry, marking a boundary between the
forest to the east and a trail to the west. There are signs of what may
once have been a walkway underfoot, cracked stone overlaid with years of
dirt and grime.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
A stealthy cougar gracefully makes its way through the terrain.
A stealthy cougar gracefully makes its way through the terrain.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
The Summit
The top of a trail begins leading down through the trees. Northeast lies a
dense forest, the trees forming an almost solid line of protection from the
elements. Shadows shroud the forest's interior, making whatever lies within
a mystery to be discovered.
[ obvious exits: E D ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
A timber wolf is here, snarling hungrily.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves down riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Midpoint on a Slope
The trail widens a bit along the treeline to provide a sheltered spot to
rest. A spectacular view of the south shows more trees and a small building
standing alone by a clearing. Far in the distance, ever-southward, are the
tops of leatherleaf trees standing in clumps.
[ obvious exits: U D ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ++up++
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ++up++
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A small bird with a red breast is singing here.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
A huge grizzly bear is here standing on its haunches.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves down riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
The Bottom of a Hill
A trailhead begins, leading up a slope into deeper forest. To the south the
trail becomes a broader path that leads to sparser forest and bushland.
[ obvious exits: S U ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ++up++
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ++up++
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
The large dark wolf slinks here, eyes filled with an animal cunning.
A timber wolf is here, snarling hungrily.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Parting of Ways
Three paths merge from opposite directions. To the north the path begins an
ascent into darkened forest, while to the south and east it descends into
lighter forest and rock-strewn trails. Small animals scurry in the
underbrush and there is a sense of being watched by unseen eyes.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
An elk cow nibbles on some greenery.
A timber wolf is here, snarling hungrily.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Bend in the Path
Angling north and east the path turns into a mix of soft dirt and rocks
buried under fallen leaves and pine needles. To the north the forest begins
to climb a slope, giving the illusion of a dark green carpet. To the
southeast the forest thins out and descends, looking less vibrant.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of an animal leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
An elk cow nibbles on some greenery.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
The Rock-Strewn Path
The path becomes a Y-shaped turn, each off-trail scattered with rocks that
crunch underfoot. Bits and pieces of sharpened shale lie with rounded
pebbles, the occasional small boulder sitting to one side. To the east a
slight tendril of smoke rises above the treetops, but there is forest in
every direction.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Rocky Path
This path twists and turns between light forest and deeper shadows of green
that appear hushed and strangely foreboding. To the east a roofline is
visible, where a thin line of smoke snakes from a weathered chinmneytop.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Path to a Farm
Hard-packed dirt carefully raked clean of leaves and pebbles leads north to
a small fenced pasture where grass and weeds struggle side by side. To the
west the path takes a slightly upward turn, or continues southward into
some sparse trees.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The Illian alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
You are hungry.
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Forest Path
Hard-packed dirt mixed with small pebbles show a way through the forest
leading north towards some rooflines or south through the trees. The air is
still and silent broken only by the occasional angry chatter of squirrels
fighting over nuts.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
A cute fudgy wudgy hedgehog is here, sniffling its nose.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
The Hidden Squirrel Run
The trees form a roadway of their own overhead where squirrels race back
and forth along branches. The occasional angry chittering or paw-drumming
warn other animals that an intruder is in this area.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving vvsouthvv
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
In the Mixed Growth
Oak trees squat under taller pine trees where they meld together in a
jumbled mixture of green. Empty nut casings litter the forest floor and
piles of old leaves looked scooped against the base of the trees.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of an animal leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
At the Treeline
Pine and cedar trees mesh with the oaks creating a mixture of pine needles
and leaves underfoot. There are more cedar trees northward while to the
south is a line of solid oak trees. The only clear directions are east and
west, not quite a path, but as good as can be found.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
A plump pheasant pecks at the ground.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Choen chats 'haha benzoic..'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
At the Forest's Edge
Oak trees begin to give way to pine and cedar trees marking a border where
tree growth begins to change. There is no clear way through them. Not even
the faintest game trail leads further west or northwards.
[ obvious exits: E ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A squirrel is here, chittering.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
At the Treeline
Pine and cedar trees mesh with the oaks creating a mixture of pine needles
and leaves underfoot. There are more cedar trees northward while to the
south is a line of solid oak trees. The only clear directions are east and
west, not quite a path, but as good as can be found.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
An antelope blends into the scenery.
A plump pheasant pecks at the ground.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
In the Mixed Growth
Oak trees squat under taller pine trees where they meld together in a
jumbled mixture of green. Empty nut casings litter the forest floor and
piles of old leaves looked scooped against the base of the trees.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
In the Dense Forest
Oak trees stand closely together, their trunks almost touching each other.
Small bushes grow underneath them in a mesh of prickles and brambles.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of an animal leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Stand of Oaks
Tall oak trees push out of the ground, their roots showing above the soil
in a twisted mass. Squirrels jump from branch to branch while ground mice
scurry under the small tunnels the roots make.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of an animal leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
A cute fudgy wudgy hedgehog is here, sniffling its nose.
A squirrel is here, chittering.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
A Path Through the Oaks
A narrow dirt path winds through the oak and leatherleaf trees. To the
north some rooftops can be seen, while all other directions show nothing
but trees and bushes.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Path to a Farm
A path leads through the light forest to the west and towards a farm to the
north. Leatherleaf and oak trees stand closely together as if standing
watch over anyone who passes by.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
On a Narrow Path
Through the oak and leatherleaf this path winds its way, in some places
widening as if it has been fighting with the trees for the very right to be
here. The air smells cool and dank, as if there is water nearby.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A squirrel is here, chittering.
A squirrel is here, chittering.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
The Road Beside a Forest
Along the north side of the road a forest whose trees grow closely together
continues, rising upward over hills and low mountains. The roadway itself
is clear and wide, with nothing to block its path.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvsouthvv
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A falcon is here flying around.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > chat we're getting a divorce
Arthonok leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Disappearing Into the Forest
The forest off the south side of the road stretches densely onward, so
overgrown that it would take a mighty woodsman to get through all the
growth. A skilled tracker could also perhaps find a way past all the
tangled brush, but judging from the way everything grows so closely
together no one has tried in a long, long while.
[ obvious exits: N ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<west<<
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A cute fudgy wudgy hedgehog is here, sniffling its nose.
You chat 'we're getting a divorce'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok opens a way west.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Choen chats 'i did NOT just trap you in a room that has a door requiring search!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Lost in the Forest
All the trees look the same, tall monoliths of greenery and bark that block
the way and confuse the eye. The road must be somewhere nearby but nothing,
not even moss on the trees, gives a clue for a direction.
[ obvious exits: E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
The corpse of the ancient tree is lying here. [2]
|1|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening, being ridden by you.
Arthonok the Second Squadman is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok panics, and attempts to flee!
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
The way east closes quietly.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
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Benzoic - Lost in the Forest
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > tell arthonok you suck so much penis...
You tell Arthonok 'you suck so much penis...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
The Illian alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > chat not again...
You chat 'not again...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > chat arth you dick...
You chat 'arth you dick...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Slinc chats 'so anyways...I've always had a problem dancing with her....I get nervous....but I've made this awesome plan for wine, romantic music, chocolates and all kinds of nice stuff.....and dancing...the only problem is....I'm not a woman....soooo spit some songs out for me...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok tells you 'you said you wanted to go back...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
You are hungry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > tell yeah, back to amador
No-one by that name here..
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Marik chats 'Enrique Iglesias Hero :P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > r yeah... to amador
[reply ]
You reply to Arthonok 'yeah... to amador'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Slinc chats 'omg...'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Ilsendre chats 'ugh'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok tells you 'you have to be more specific little buddy :P'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > tell arthonok you can't demand specifics from me in this state!
You tell Arthonok 'you can't demand specifics from me in this state!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > r hahaha
[reply ]
You reply to Arthonok 'hahaha'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Suddenly, a way east appears to open.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok has arrived from the east, riding a |3|.gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arthonok leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Arthonok.
Nass
* I104 R:1797 S:Inside >
Aeirmund chats 'i love this game. as soon as the sun goes down, all the shops that sell lanterns close. until dawn.'
Kaplen
Quote:
Ereh wrote:
"look cart;get notebook cart;put notebook shelf;e;e;w;s;open breakroomdoor;rest"
Best overspam EVER!
Razhak
Sometimes you get the cutest rat reports :P
A rat squeaks 'a *human*, Lola are at Idyllic Spot'
Oraste
Fynh suddenly keels over in pain, surrounded by a white aura...
Fynh's body has been taken over by a new spirit!
Fynh sighs loudly.
Fynh says 'i hit a lightswitch in my room, and my computer rebooted'
Beren
Was reading through the KOD thread on roleplay, when I almost wet myself laughing.
Wander wrote:
"Oh and the Elayne Chapters were so damn annoying, made me want to deck the next pregnent women I see. Seriously reading about some pregnent hussies mood swings for 5 chapters was torture."
Ryzom
You narrate 'Go Light.'
You salute.
You say 'wait'
You say 'nobody to salute here'
You say 'i take that back'
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > emo does an anti-salute.
Ok.
Sutherland says 'Terac?'
Terac Endymion, Hundredman is a level 41 Child of Light human.
Terac nods in agreement.
You say 'oh'
Terac winks suggestively.
You say 'okay'
Terac looks at you.
Terac snickers softly.
You say 'I take back the anti-salute'
You say 'and give you a secondary salute in return'
You say 'you are a gentleman and a scholar'
You say 'and higher rank than me'
Jyay
Fynh suddenly keels over in pain, surrounded by a white aura...
Fynh's body has been taken over by a new spirit!
Fynh sighs loudly.
Fynh says 'i hit a lightswitch in my room, and my computer rebooted'
hahahahaha
Razhak
o HP:Battered DP:Good MV:Fresh >
A raven caws 'Marak, Maedin, Kilju and more are at Thinning of the Trees'
o HP:Battered DP:Good MV:Fresh > nar mmhmm
You narrate 'mmhmm'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > nar theres a cairhien group underway
You narrate 'theres a cairhien group underway'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > nar atleast 4 strong
You narrate 'atleast 4 strong'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > nar all cairhien rising suns
You narrate 'all cairhien rising suns'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
Abandoned Fortress
This room was once the center of the fortress. Now it is being used as a
nest for some small creature. There is pieces of cloth and metal and wood
everywhere. Also in great amounts are what you think to be rat dropings.
There are doorways to the north and south.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
A two-headed serpent bares its white fangs as it coils to strike.
A two-headed serpent bares its white fangs as it coils to strike.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.
A trolloc is here, exhorting a group of trolloc raiders.
A half-man lurks here, cold and dangerous.
4
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > [where ]
Players in your Zone
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Razhak - Abandoned Fortress
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Darqal narrates 'any rank 5+?'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Someone answers your prayer 'Okay, I'll bite, where'd you get that info?'
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh > pray A raven caws 'Marak, Maedin, Kilju and more are at Thinning of the Trees'
You pray 'A raven caws 'Marak, Maedin, Kilju and more are at Thinning of the Trees''
o HP:Battered DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Someone answers your prayer 'Thanks :)'
Hameron
I don't get that *ponder*
Tajina
Someone chats 'how long till sunrise?'
Daal
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The menacing beat of the Children's wardrum reverberates in the air!
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
An Amador cityguard starts beating the drum of battle.
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You whisper to an Amador cityguard 'drum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The menacing beat of the Children's wardrum reverberates in the air!
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Janers looks at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Janers peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Benzoic peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
An Amador cityguard says 'Don't spam me again.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Pharian snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Benzoic snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You say 'sorry, you usually beat the drums'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
An Amador cityguard starts beating the drum of battle.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You say 'when i do that'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The menacing beat of the Children's wardrum reverberates in the air!
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Janers whispers something to an Amador cityguard.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
You say 'see like that'
Theoden
*Zork* hisses 'Gleeman don't exp... They FLIP!!!'
Keladry
You narrate 'Farewell my friends, companions, allies, arch nemises', enemies and dental hygenist!'
You narrate 'Later everyone!'
Khadgar tells you 'Don't forget to book an appointment with me in 6 months!'
Brin
I was sending tells to someone oocly about saluting. He told me everyone was saluting him in the square. Check what follows.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > down
An Intersection
This circular hall is enormous, at least fifty paces in diameter and twenty
paces high. Four large corridors intersect in this room, from north, south,
east, and west. Beside each hallway entrance is a large painting of a
woman exuding power and majesty in the stole of the Amyrlin Seat. A copy
of the Flame of Tar Valon is worked into the tiles in the center of the
hall measuring twenty feet in diameter. A spiraling marble staircase
ascends higher into the Tower between the entrances to the northern and
eastern hallways, while a similar staircase decends to the Tower deeps
between the entrances to the southern and western hallways.
Smoke and soot appear to fill the corridor below.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
Amena the Fledgling Novice is standing here.
Lady Zarene Ky'Baira is standing here.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
A golden-haired novice walks by quietly.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Zarene blinks her eyes innocently.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > salute Zarene
You salute her.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Zarene peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
At first I couldn't figure out why she was peering at me, I had to scroll.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > curtsey Zarene
You curtsey before her.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > blush
Zarene says 'Accepted, that is much more befitting of your station.'
Your cheeks are burning.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zarene chuckles politely.
[ This Mail was edited by: Brin on 2006-01-09 05:47 ]
Razhak
What DS talks about when nothing is going on:
Rambit narrates 'guess we go gatekeep and wait for lousy razhak to eat his lousy pizza'
You narrate 'heretic'
You narrate 'pizza hawaii isnt a lousy pizza'
Rambit narrates 'what kind of pizza!'
Turyk narrates 'ewww '
Rambit narrates 'people dont live in hawaii'
Turyk narrates 'i hate pine-apples on pizza'
You narrate 'pine apple on pizza rocks'
Murnych narrates 'yeah.. its disgusting'
You narrate 'pine apple rocks in everything'
Rambit narrates 'thirded it is digusting'
You narrate 'in your chili'
Rambit narrates 'oh my god'
You narrate 'in your deserts'
Rambit narrates 'razhak ignored!'
You narrate 'mmhmmm'
Turyk narrates 'how can you mix the meaty flavor of a pizza with a frutis thats sweet'
Murnych narrates 'fruit on pizza suck'
Turyk narrates 'fruits*'
You narrate 'you know what sucks?'
You narrate 'fish on pizza'
Murnych narrates 'though I once ate a pizza with apples on it that was tasty'
Turyk narrates 'thats like using cherries isntead of meatballs in pasta'
Rambit narrates 'channels off as I vomit!'
Murnych narrates 'but I really didnt consider it a pizza if it has fruit'
You narrate 'fish on pizza is like having oral sex with a girl who hasnt washed in a long time'
Turyk narrates 'nar fish on pizza rocks'
Turyk narrates 'you should know huh raz :wink:'
You narrate 'yeah, i ate fish on pizza'
Turyk narrates 'ewwwww nvm , i'm about to go eat '
Kaplen
For the record, pineapple sucks.
Marak
lol!
Quote:
Tajina chats 'Hmm, one thing not changed in the tower, the rule still seems to be "Nothing short of Tarmon Gaidon has priority over the dishes for a novice." :P'
Janers
Pizza Hawaii definitaly rocks.
I haven't seen it here yet (they've like bbq, salami+sausage, cheese, buffalo but no hawaii :( ) but I definitaly want a hawaii pizza when I get back home.
ANd some other things...like real coffee :P
Karri
Kaplen gives you a long-stemmed crimson rose.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kaplen drops a pair of wide leather trousers.
Kaplen
GRANGH!!!
Partisan
Kaplen says 'Everyone beep Feign.'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > beep feign
Ok.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > whois feign
Feign afk is a level 30 Defender of the Stone human.
Grinning confidently, a strange warmth plays in his intense green eyes.
Catching your glance, he runs a hand vainly through his brown ruffled hair.
He straightens his black and gold coat as he inclines his head towards you.
Feign bellows 'WHAT THE firetruck'
You cackle gleefully.
Feign bellows 'knock it off or you will get warranted'
Karri falls down laughing.
Kaplen throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
You say 'That was the best thing ever'
Feign bellows 'seriously'
You say 'EVER'
Feign bellows 'I don't have the patience for it'
Kaplen bellows 'Fear the Glee!!'
Kaplen throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Winded > throw raven
A raven starts following you.
You throw the special rock of immortality at a raven.
* HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
The special rock of immortality arcs through the air.
* HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
A raven grunts in pain as it is struck by the special rock of immortality.
A raven stops following you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Hameron
What a waste of immortality :P
Janers
hehe I spambeeped the crap out of some lameass once on SS that was spamtelling people on the wholist. Got the entire wholist to all spambeep him :P (and then he quit out :P)
[ This Mail was edited by: Janers on 2006-01-11 00:33 ]
Shzrei
beep yourself to prevent people from doin this to you.
Arlina
Kilju chats 'oh yeah, tadr chips lasts as a name but I make elmer al'fudd and someone upstairs doesn't find that funny'
Jaan narrates 'Tish actually is my Idol. She guides my life with her words of wisdom. She has been an inspiration to me from the day that I first clanned. I worship the ground she walks on. Her very breath seems to exist only to give me wisdom. From the dept'
Jaan narrates 'from the depth of my heart...I thank you, Tish.'
Jaan narrates 'COMPULSION!'
Razhak
haha Someone discovered the order followers thing a master can do to his clanmates :P
Arlina
Keladry chats 'i was helping 3-4 people stat at once, and i hit the wrong alias and i earthquaked them all dead...sucked..'
Matsuko
Aphrodite shouts 'You cannot escape me, Rylea Gaidin!'
Prien shouts 'Can't you lesbians keep it down? I'm trying to sleep other here.'
Vels chats 'they're called pillowfriends :P'
You chat 'roflmao'
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Sinjirl drawls 'You feel a little bit sleepy all of a sudden...'
Vels drawls 'we probably be done'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Sinjirl drawls 'wtf was that?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Sinjirl barely tickles *Shei*'s body with his smite.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Vels tickles *Shei*'s body with his smite.
[ This Mail was edited by: Matsuko on 2006-01-11 22:47 ]
Jayne chats 'Statting is driving me nuts. I have an alias for 'lick beaver' for when I see them on the road.'
Kyla
A friend logged this and sent it to me. It all starts in Amador Central Square.
....and we thought little boys throwing rocks was bad...
_______________________________________
Einor Saren has arrived from the west.
A city lamplighter has arrived from the east.
Einor Saren glares around him.
Einor Saren says 'What is this??'
Einor Saren says 'A gathering of rabble!!'
A city lamplighter looks at a streetlamp and nods.
A city lamplighter leaves west.
A pair of cold emotionless eyes descend on you calculatingly. Einor is
very tall, with broad shoulders and a hefty chest, a perfect picture of
what an Inquisitor should look like. One hand fingers the weapon by his
side while the other briefly gestures to the crimson shepherds crook and
sunburst upon his chest.
Einor Saren is in excellent condition.
Einor Saren is using:
<held> a small purse
<worn on head> a chain coif
<worn about body> a bright white cloak
<worn on hands> a pair of dark gloves
Dal says 'greetings head inquisitor'
Einor Saren twists his face into a visage of disgust.
Jonom leaves south riding a warhorse.
Kinowin snaps to attention and salutes Einor Saren.
Dal bows before Einor Saren.
Einor Saren says 'What are you looking at, stranger Maruwhatever?'
You curtsey before him.
You say 'I am sorry, sir, I did not mean to be rude.'
Einor Saren says 'That is better. Respect is due an Officer of the Light.'
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
You nod in agreement.
Einor Saren says 'Report soldiers: what evil is afoot here?'
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the west.
Einor Saren peers closely at Kinowin, trying to figure him out.
Einor Saren says 'Do you breathe and live, Child Sox?:'
Dal says 'there was some seanchan about, but they were driven off by us and the eagles'
Kinowin says 'Invaders have been seen in the lands to the north'
Einor Saren nods at Dal.
Sigol has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Einor Saren says 'Well done then.'
A well-traveled merchant leaves south.
An Amador cityguard leaves east.
Dal nods at Einor Saren.
Sigol looks at Einor Saren.
Einor Saren says 'Are you all certain the slave-takers have been demolished?'
Sigol snaps to attention and salutes Einor Saren.
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the east.
Einor Saren snaps to attention and salutes Sigol.
Dal says 'dead or driven back to the ocean from whence they came'
A warhorse flickers its ears.
Einor Saren nods in agreement.
Einor Saren says 'And poor ocean it is, for that. But the Light shall clease its waters, even as it cleanses every Soul that invites it in.'
Dal says 'hopefully thier boats are in a feirce storm and they're all going to the depths where they belong'
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the north.
Einor Saren nods at Dal.
Einor Saren says 'Well said.'
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Kinowin says 'demon driven darkfriends always seem to return .. is there no end?'
You say 'Indeed, that is too true.'
An Amador cityguard leaves north.
Einor Saren says 'We can pray for the justice of the Light, but only the Creator can direct the grace to us.'
An Amador cityguard leaves north.
A little boy has arrived from the south.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Dal says 'only if you accept his grace inquisitor their are some too far from the light that they refuse it'
Kinowin says 'I trust in the Creator, he will give us the strength to show them the Light'
Einor Saren flexes massive muscles under silvery mail.
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the south.
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the north.
An Amador cityguard leaves east.
Einor Saren says 'Brothers, a witch awaits my ministrations in the dungeons. If you would pardon me, I must go.'
A little girl has arrived from the north.
Dal says 'show her the light'
You say 'It was an honour to meet you, sir.'
A little boy throws a dirty rock at a little girl.
A little boy giggles.
A little boy panics, and attempts to flee!
A little boy leaves east.
A warhorse lays its ears flat against its neck.
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
A dirty rock just misses a little girl and falls to the ground.
Dal says 'if its the last thing she sees'
A warhorse cocks its head up sharply.
The first light of morning shines on Amador.
Einor Saren bows curtly, then departs.
Einor Saren leaves west.
A little girl leaves north.
Kinowin ponders life, the universe, and everything.
A well-traveled merchant has arrived from the south.
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the east.
Sigol found a torch.
You chuckle politely.
A little girl has arrived from the north.
Kroth has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Bolter has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
Kroth inclines his head to you.
An Amador gateguard bellows 'Hide the women! Eagle Kroth has entered Amador!'
You curtsey before him.
Sigol nods at Kroth.
A little girl flirts outrageously with Kroth.
You say 'Good day to you, sir.'
The day has begun.
You arch an eyebrow.
Dal touches hand to heart in the Cairhien manner. kroth
A Child of the Light has arrived from the south.
A city lamplighter has arrived from the north.
A little girl says 'Krooooth is sooo dreaaamy!'
Dal greets Kroth with a light kiss on his cheek.
A little girl's eyes roll back into her head as she faints to the floor.
Sigol chuckles politely.
A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.
A city lamplighter leaves south.
Kroth smiles happily.
You say 'My, you seem quite popular.'
A little girl says 'But not half as gorgeous as that Proudneck man!'
Kinowin grins at Kroth.
Kinowin snaps to attention and salutes grandly.
A little girl smiles at the Children of the Light.
A little girl bellows 'Hurray for the Children of the Light!'
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
Posted here on a professionally lettered plaque are the results of this
year's Festival of Lights tournament.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A dirty rock lies on the ground, waiting to be thrown.
A lantern has been left here.
A gory tuft of flesh lies abandoned on the ground. [2]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A Child of the Light is here, arrogantly glaring around.
Bolter Proudneck is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Kroth Tul'Ku is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A pretty little girl skips merrily along.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
Weary and coated in dust, a merchant stands here.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
Sigol Initiate of the Light is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Kinowin Sox, Initiate of the Light is standing here.
Dal the Sun Sergeant is standing here, riding a warhorse.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Bolter struts proudly.
An Amador cityguard leaves west.
An Amador cityguard leaves north.
A little girl bats her eyes seductively.
A Child of the Light leaves west.
An Amador cityguard has arrived from the west.
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry.
Bolter pats a little girl on her head.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Kroth gives a little girl a sweet kiss on the cheek.
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry.
A little girl blushes.
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry.
A little girl's eyes roll back into her head as she faints to the floor.
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry.
Brannan has arrived from the east, riding an Illianer steed.
A rat has arrived from the east.
Rokosh has arrived from the east, riding an Illianer steed.
A black cat has arrived from the east.
Bolter strikes a rat's right foreleg extremely hard.
A rat panics, and attempts to flee!
A rat leaves south.
They aren't here.
A black cat leaves south.
A well-traveled merchant leaves north.
A well-traveled merchant has arrived from the south.
A little girl gets a lantern.
Your blood freezes as you hear something's death cry.
Dal gets a dirty rock.
Dal gives a dirty rock to a little girl.
Kinowin snaps to attention and salutes Brannan.
A little girl says 'Mama says even I could be a Child of the Light when I grow up!'
A little girl wields a dirty rock.
A little girl sniffs sadly.
A little girl goes back to playing with her toys.
Kinowin looks at Brannan.
Dal whispers something to a little girl.
Brannan knuckles his forehead in honor of all within view.
A little girl throws a dirty rock at Dal.
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
Dal deflects a dirty rock that was thrown at him.
You smile at her.
Kinowin says 'you clean up nicely'
A well-traveled merchant leaves south.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
A little girl gets a dirty rock.
Dal whispers something to a little girl.
Brannan says 'indeed'
A little girl wields a dirty rock.
A little girl throws a dirty rock at Dal.
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
A dirty rock just misses Dal and falls to the ground.
A little girl gets a dirty rock.
A little girl wields a dirty rock.
A little girl leaves east.
A mirrored lantern held by Brannan begins to dim a little.
Dal says 'ah, i'm getting stoned!'
You say 'Did you do something to upset the little girl, Dal?'
Dal says 'not that i know of'
Dal says 'i just told her that i'm a super nice guy'
Sigol leaves north riding a warhorse.
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
Posted here on a professionally lettered plaque are the results of this
year's Festival of Lights tournament.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A gory tuft of flesh lies abandoned on the ground. [2]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
Rokosh Rage is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
Brannan Demoile, Ranger of the Night's Watch is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
Bolter Proudneck is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Kroth Tul'Ku is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Kinowin Sox, Initiate of the Light is standing here.
Dal the Sun Sergeant is standing here, riding a warhorse.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A city lamplighter has arrived from the south.
Kinowin leaves south.
Rokosh Rage is a level 25 human.
A Child of Light Lieutenant has arrived from the south.
A city lamplighter looks at a streetlamp and nods.
A city lamplighter leaves east.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Kroth leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.
Bolter leaves south riding a warhorse.
Kinowin has arrived from the south, riding a wild stallion.
A little girl has arrived from the east.
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
Rokosh leaves south riding an Illianer steed.
A dirty rock just misses Dal and falls to the ground.
An Amador cityguard leaves west.
A little girl wields a sharp stone spear.
You smile at her.
A little girl throws a sharp stone spear at Dal.
Kinowin scolds a little girl for her actions.
A sharp stone spear arcs through the air.
You gasp in astonishment.
Dal deflects a sharp stone spear that was thrown at him.
A little girl wields a sharp stone spear.
A mirrored lantern held by Brannan is definitely fading.
Dal gets a sharp stone spear.
A little girl throws a sharp stone spear at Dal.
You tell a little girl 'Did he do something to upset you, child?'
A sharp stone spear arcs through the air.
Kroth has arrived from the south, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Bolter has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
Dal deflects a sharp stone spear that was thrown at him.
Dal says 'ah! i'm getting speared'
Dal gets a sharp stone spear.
A little girl wields a sharp stone spear.
A little girl gets a dirty rock.
A little girl gets the death scalp of a rat slain in Amadicia.
A little girl gets the death scalp of a rat slain in Amadicia.
A little girl throws a sharp stone spear at Dal.
A sharp stone spear arcs through the air.
Kroth beams a smile at Brannan.
A sharp stone spear just misses Dal and falls to the ground.
A little girl wields a dirty rock.
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Dal gets a sharp stone spear.
Brannan grins at Kroth.
A little girl throws a dirty rock at Dal.
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
Dal deflects a dirty rock that was thrown at him.
Dal gets a dirty rock
Brannan gives the death scalp of the Shadowmauler slain in the Wilderness to Kroth.
A city lamplighter has arrived from the east.
Dal says 'you might poke someone's eye out'
Kinowin says 'how do you warrant a little girl?'
Bolter looks at Dal.
Kinowin pats a little girl on her head.
Dal says 'don't throw things'
Rokosh has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
Kroth says 'good job Ranger Brannan'
You say 'Perhaps she just needs help with something.'
A city lamplighter looks at a streetlamp and nods.
A city lamplighter leaves west.
A little girl lights the fuse on the fireworks and sets them on the ground.
The fuse slowly burns...
You smile at her.
A little girl bellows 'HAHAHA'
You gasp in astonishment.
Brannan says 'um...'
Brannan leaves south riding an Illianer steed.
Rokosh leaves south riding an Illianer steed.
Kroth says 'will let your Commander know'
Kinowin chuckles politely.
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
Posted here on a professionally lettered plaque are the results of this
year's Festival of Lights tournament.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A bunch of lit fireworks lies on the ground.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
Bolter Proudneck is standing here, riding a warhorse.
Kroth Tul'Ku is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A pretty little girl skips merrily along.
Kinowin Sox, Initiate of the Light is standing here, riding a wild stallion.
A Lieutenant of the Children surveys all in his line of sight.
Dal the Sun Sergeant is standing here, riding a warhorse.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A little girl leaves south.
Dal leaves south riding a warhorse.
A little girl bellows 'WOoooahhahahahah!'
A worker has arrived from the south.
A little girl has arrived from the south.
Dal has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.
The explosion flings Brannan through the air.
The explosion flings Dal through the air.
The explosion flings Bolter through the air.
The explosion flings Kroth through the air.
The explosion flings Kinowin through the air.
Sunburst Way
Arrow slits in Amador's city wall, which stands along the western side
of the street, allow a partial view of the fields and forests of Amadicia.
Stout buildings stand on the eastern side of the road, with neatly
manicured lawns and gardens. Sunburst Way continues north and south.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A Lieutenant of the Children surveys all in his line of sight.
A Child of the Light is here, arrogantly glaring around.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
*KERBOOM* The explosion rips you from the ground and tosses you through the air.
Brannan bellows 'hehe'
Kroth bellows 'good grief'
A little girl bellows 'YEEE EHAHAHAHHAHA Go momma go!'
You bellow 'Geez, I didn't know your children were so fierce '
Dal bellows 'that girl doesn't like me at all'
A little girl bellows 'That's what you get for ignoring me, Eagles! I am a lovely little girl!!'
Scrat
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Beren
Kinsela narrates 'please for christmas sake, please oh pleaso stop saying fleebee, you keep making me think of frizbees and then i start thinking of the summer time, then i start thinking of cold beer, then i start drinking...so by saying fleebee you are turning me into a alcoholic'
Janers
You pray 'Take it you ain't on Tlaloc?'
Vivienne answers your prayer 'If I'm on Tlaloc, then my husband and his wife are going to be really pissed off at us.'
gave me a chuckle :P
Jiro
Pial narrates 'i like to talk like a fruitcake, with a rose up my buttocks'
Kaplen
My wife and her husband don't like me very much anyway. Probably because I keep calling her my wife.
Nevohsew
Any one of my long ass posts.
Tajina
Nass speaks from the Light 'ok -anyone- have a clue why this throwing spear can't be thrown?'
Holmes narrates 'because it's not imped!'
Mantas chats 'Not flagged right?'
Boros chats 'Shouldn't you know? :P'
Cyprien narrates 'you don't have arms?'
Pharian chats 'you mean the forked headed spear? no clue'
Frieda chats 'its afraid of heights '
Cindy chats 'you talking bout fork headed throwing spear'
Aphrodite narrates 'Yes.'
Pharian chats 'nod, whats the point of htat name if it can't be thrown!'
Nass speaks from the Light 'ok I now have a clue why this throwing spear can't be thrown'
Nass speaks from the Light 'it's for colour only'
Kaishia narrates 'real question is, will you fix it'
Pharian chats 'lmao nass'
Arlina chats 'We love you, Nass!'
Nass speaks from the Light 'and I'm gonna fix it'
Eliora narrates 'that dobe good, immortal.'
Alice chats 'D will be pleased'
Cyprien narrates 'cheer nass.'
Cindy chats 'sweet! throwing the throwing spear'
Pharian chats 'hmmm fix the spears to be throwable? or fix the name so its not deceiving?'
Nass speaks from the Light 'it's now called a fork headed not throwing spear'
Theoden
I've always called it a "frustations stick".... you can use it to whack the crap out of something when you're frustrated enough, and you usually end up that frustrated by trying to throw the damn thing.
Aira
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Daal - Path in the Dark
Tanatloc - Path in the Dark
Aira - Beside the Wall of Oaks
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > whois daal
Daal el'Drien is a level 39 Child of Light human.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > whois tanatloc
Tanatloc the Hundredman is a level 48 Child of Light human.
And just after being told to Walk in the Light too!
Couldn't help but giggle.
Finger
It was a long time ago but it was PK on winding and lormor was alone with a couple of humans and was hagg.
Kryyg narrs "You need a vial Chode Chomper?"
Lormor narrs "Ya"
Kryyg narrs "To bad I aint got one."
Still my favorite just for the chode :P
Theoden
Noticed this on my new trolloc....
Quote:
o HP:Healthy MV:Strong > eat leg
You don't seem to have any.
o HP:Healthy MV:Strong > eat arm
You don't seem to have any.
Anyone else figure this to be funny?
Kaplen
Torso the trolloc is sitting here.
o HP:Hurt MV:Winded >
Torso rolls east.
o HP:Hurt MV:Winded >
You boggle at that.
Kyla
search d
You begin searching in that direction...
+
-
You skillfully discover a hidden .
The only way out and it's a hidden hidden. :P
Tajina
Kelala and I where resting up after taking on some trees.
Sheyla has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.
Sheyla says 'my mother used to tell me stories about you!'
Sheyla says 'them darkfriends in that tower she used to say'
Sheyla peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
Sheyla looks at you.
Sheyla looks at Kelala.
Sheyla says 'up to no good!'
Sheyla sniffles
Sheyla says 'leave us ordinary citizen alone!'
Sheyla leaves north riding a wild stallion.
Just thought it was funny :P
Arlina
Dorhan narrates 'Let's group up and invade the Waste.'
Lenia narrates 'but youre level 16...'
Dorhan narrates 'I'm there for moral support.'
Petra narrates 'the moral is he gives no support :P'
Dorhan narrates 'Wait, did you say 16?'
Dorhan narrates 'HAH! I gained a level and didn't realize it.'
Lenia narrates 'i did'
Lenia narrates 'oh, well then you should be even more confident'
Lenia narrates ';)'
Tajina
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > k rat
A rat stops following you.
You strike a rat's body.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - a rat: Wounded >
A rat tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A rat starts following you.
A guardsman joins your fight!
A tense warder joins a guardsman's fight!
A calm woman joins a tense warder's fight!
A calm woman's hands begin weaving crystals of water and air...
A calm woman's icy spikes shred someone, whose insides now flow freely to the ground.
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
The word "Overkill" comes to mind.
Orpheum
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
Mangler hisses 'going 3'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler hisses '2'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler hisses '5'
Troika says 'whats that suppose to mean?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k 2.unead
Mangler hisses '6'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler hisses 'shit'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k 2.undead
k 2.undead
k 2.undead
They aren't here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
Mangler hisses 'now'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.
Mangler leaves north.
Troika leaves north.
You follow Mangler.
Quote:
On 2005-08-04 03:10, Thomathan wrote:
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell dung, afk, gotta pee :P
You bellow 'shit, afk, gotta pee :P'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'same'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'lol k'
Fonz opens the tangle.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'i'll tell ya when i get back'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'i could use one too'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Fonz bellows 'ok then I'll take a piss as well'
OMG :D
I was laughing so hard while reading this that the others in computer class looked me in a weird way :P
Angri narrates 'inst flee like a rank 5 bg bonus?'
:P
Quinton
Kaplen chats 'Anyone who kisses another boy just because he's emo, whether he wants to admit it or not, is gay.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You chat 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
after a long emo conversation
Q
Kaplen
Just my luck, someone will try and zap me for that.
Carnage
Bryan says 'you're too slow, ya eyeless freak'
Craven hisses 'lies!'
Craven hisses 'I can hop around in shadows and sh*t'
I dunno...thought that was funny :)
Just found this from ages ago.... Stomp is my favorite char on the mud so i gonna post! :P
Stomp shouts 'channies made of lame STOMP MADE OF DOOM'
You shout 'wee... I give him 7 points for trying'
Someone shouts 'score Stomp 7 everyone else 0'
Tolack shouts 'Dementor obviously was a failed creation there Stomp... a light touch to the back with a jeweled dagger and he collapsed! tsk tsk'
Someone shouts 'I am the lawn MOWER die die die!'
Someone shouts 'yawn sure sure sure dementor pffft who cares hes a worthless trolloc'
Someone shouts 'STOMP MADE OF DOOM'
Merlyn
and people want to remove shouts
dumb people
Wander
What he said ^
Kayleigh
A Trading Post
A thick exquisite carpet covers the floor of this trading post. A counter
blocks off visitors from the back of the room where many chests and
shelves hold various items and goods. A neat pile of papers lies on a
desk in the corner. The room has a fresh smell of some exotic drink.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A mahogany chest etched in gold gleams with a dark finish.
Damena Griandhe, Aes Sedai to Brocas Gaidin is standing here.
Adaire Ky'Baira, Sedai to Cirrus, Sitter for the Blue Ajah is standing here.
Naji Iris Shal'nara is standing here.
Saleen the Wearied Novice is standing here.
Cirrus Chakram, Adaire's Warder |an Shen| is standing here.
A darkly-clothed man holds himself with a deadly grace.
A darkly-clothed man holds himself with a deadly grace.
A darkly-clothed man holds himself with a deadly grace.
A large man is here, trading and dealing goods.
Brocas has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Brocas says 'can i open that chest?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Cirrus says 'No idea'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Brocas opens a mahogany chest.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
The Master Trader closes the Woodendoor.
The Master Trader says 'Guards, kill the thief, Brocas.'
The Master Trader bellows 'The thief, Brocas, has tried to rob me!'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > l in chest
chest (here) :
Nothing.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Brocas panics, and attempts to flee!
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Brocas panics, and attempts to flee!
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > laugh
You fall down laughing.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Damena opens the Woodendoor.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Damena says in a slow accent, 'Flee'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Cirrus looks at an elite bodyguard.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Brocas leaves west.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Adaire snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Saleen giggles.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Damena says in a slow accent, 'This is what I've bonded.'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Cirrus says 'They weren't very urgent with the killing'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Damena grins mischeviously.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh > say It's empty anyway...
Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Cirrus grins at Damena.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh > comfort damena
You comfort her.
Shiba
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Coronado drawls 'hey if it ups my def i'll put on a bra and stockings'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Coronado snickers softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Coronado drawls 'crossdressing for the empire!'
Got a kick outta it.
Razhak
Middle of a Wide Boulevard
This is the middle of a wide boulevard that runs east and west across Caemlyn.
The boulevard is bisected by a strip of grass and a row of trees which run its
length. The sheer noise of crowded Caemlyn is overwhelming, almost a dull
roar. To the north is a paved road which leads into the Inner City. To the
south is an open square and a cluster of shops.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Bacil* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Fael* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A city lamplighter stands nearby, attending his duties.
2
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > [kill human]
You slash *Bacil*'s body.
[bash ] :Strong MV:Full - Bacil: Scratched >
-
A city lamplighter tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
A rat squeaks 'Tobi is at The Queen's Blessing'
A city lamplighter tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
*Bacil* tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.
The sun rises.
You are thirsty.
As *Bacil* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
stand
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh - Bacil: Healthy >
*Fael* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh - Bacil: Healthy > 2
*Bacil* says 'where then u think darn razak will leave?'
*Fael* joins *Bacil*'s fight!
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh - Bacil: Healthy >
*Fael* wraps his fingers around a dark, grim axe and hefts it from an axe harness.
*Fael* wields a dark, grim axe in a two-handed grip.
*Fael* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
You swiftly dodge a city lamplighter's attempt to hit you.
*Bacil* barely hacks your body.
Lord Captain Fanico of the Queen's Guard has arrived from the north.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Fresh - Bacil: Healthy > Do you not consider fighting as standing?
[bash ] :Full MV:Fresh - Bacil: Healthy >
*
Lord Captain Fanico of the Queen's Guard barely blasts your left leg.
The Caemlyn cityguard stops using a lantern.
The Caemlyn cityguard joins Lord Captain Fanico of the Queen's Guard's fight!
*Fael* blasts your left arm.
You swiftly dodge a city lamplighter's attempt to hit you.
*Bacil* hacks your left arm hard.
=/ not ever
-
*Bacil* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Bacil* leaves south riding a gray palfrey.
Cancelled.
[say ]
You hiss 'not ever'
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Fresh - the Caemlyn cityguard: Scratched > cmw <<<< However.. fanico hurts.. so I'll leave afterall!
f
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
You panic and attempt to flee!Fresh - the Caemlyn cityguard: Scratched >
You flee head over heels.
A Wide Boulevard
You are on a wide boulevard that stretches all the way across Caemlyn. The
extremely wide road is cut in the middle by a strip of grass with trees evenly
placed along the street. You see people scurrying about in a mad rush. A
stairway leads up here onto a skywalk that runs over the entire Inner City.
[ obvious exits: E W U ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A small dog is here, barking furiously.
Quinton
Bad grammer, you should know better!
Q
Vokon
Quote:
On 2006-01-25 20:01, Xen wrote:
Oh yea I am all for making it so fades can compete better with all the challenges they have to face.
That was great. lol
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-01-25 09:58, Quinton wrote:
Bad grammer, you should know better!
Q
Could use some help on the speeling though.
*drum fill*
Razhak
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > e
Wood's Edge South East of Razorgrass
The Braem Woods are thick here, hiding the sky behind a thick canopy of
leaves and stout branches. The woods thicken to the west, darkening,
forbidding. Small animals can be seen along the forest floor, scurrying for
the safety of their boroughs.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Saria* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
/ BOO!
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong - the ancient tree: Scratched >
You slash the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong - the ancient tree: Hurt > [say ]
You hiss 'BOO!'
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong - the ancient tree: Hurt >
You slash the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong - the ancient tree: Wounded > 2
*Saria* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Saria* leaves east riding a gray palfrey.
[bash ] trong MV:Strong - the ancient tree: Wounded >
+
*Saria* has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.
*
*Saria* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
Merlyn
roflmao, that's like when i used to charge a person, not engaged, and they panic and try to flee, fail it and get charged
ah the true 'panic and attempt to flee' moments
Surtain
Vivienne says 'Surtain, get naked. :P'
simple and straightforward, gotta love that.
Nyshai
I was talking to a friend on a chat messenger thing and we had the following conversation:
Me: So I hear you're bonding XXX.
Her: Yeah I just gotta figure out how to bond.
Me: Don't you already know how from before?
Her: Yes, but the rules have changed *pause* the command is still 'log xxx' though.
Me: 'log xxx'? not 'bond xxx'?
Her: Er, yeah not sure why I said log!
So I happen to exping with the person she's going to bond while this conversation was taking place and I told him:
Me: You're going to have problems bonding with her.
Him: why?
Me: If she tries to turn you into a log, RUN!
Brin
I'm on my Tower Alt, standing in Tar Valon when an anonymous random person sends me this:
XXX tells you 'do u know any male chanellers??'
You tell XXX 'only the usual sort, tegg, dovim, teveyl'
XXX tells you '??what do u mean the usual sort?'
You tell XXX 'the ones that everyone knows'
XXX tells you 'i'm an mc and was wondering who i needed to talk to to get trained in the weaves'
HAHAHA I thought I was going to DIE laughing
Drol
Quote:
On 2006-01-28 20:49, Brin wrote:
I'm on my Tower Alt, standing in Tar Valon when an anonymous random person sends me this:
XXX tells you 'do u know any male chanellers??'
You tell XXX 'only the usual sort, tegg, dovim, teveyl'
XXX tells you '??what do u mean the usual sort?'
You tell XXX 'the ones that everyone knows'
XXX tells you 'i'm an mc and was wondering who i needed to talk to to get trained in the weaves'
HAHAHA I thought I was going to DIE laughing
Did you tell him Gaea or Hikiko was his prac mob?
Wander
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tell Caela 'really? damn i'm hearing voices again'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caela tells you 'you should lay off the pills'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caela tells you 'or possibly take more'
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-01-28 20:49, Brin wrote:
I'm on my Tower Alt, standing in Tar Valon when an anonymous random person sends me this:
XXX tells you 'do u know any male chanellers??'
You tell XXX 'only the usual sort, tegg, dovim, teveyl'
XXX tells you '??what do u mean the usual sort?'
You tell XXX 'the ones that everyone knows'
XXX tells you 'i'm an mc and was wondering who i needed to talk to to get trained in the weaves'
HAHAHA I thought I was going to DIE laughing
AHAHAHAHA!!!
WTF doesnt anybody listen when we say that it is for EXPERIENCED PLAYERS ONLY--YOU WILL BE HUNTED!!!
Tajina
I think it should be changed to "Experienced WOTMUD players."
I can imagine what some guy thats completely new to mud thinks: "Uhh... We'll I played football real good at school... And Uh, I won a gold in swiming... Yah, / Must me experienced."
edit: Stupid Typoes
[ This Mail was edited by: Tajina on 2006-01-29 17:03 ]
Kaplen
For experienced WOTmud players only--YOU HARLOT!
Quinton
Not exactly a quote...but...here's the setting, we're heading opposite directions!
R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > w
w
Sturdy Bridge
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>east>>
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Que* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
A burly lumberjack swings his axe here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > A gray palfrey seems too exhausted to obey *Que*'s commands.
Your mount is too exhausted.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong > k seanchan
You try to blast *Que*, but he deflects the blow.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Que: Healthy > bash
-
A burly lumberjack joins your fight!
*Que* drawls 'LOL'
*
A burly lumberjack tries to cleave Que, but he dodges the attack.
=
Your bash at *Que* sends him sprawling!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Que: Scratched > say may as well
You say 'may as well'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Que: Scratched >
A burly lumberjack cleaves Que's body.
You blast *Que*'s body.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Que: Scratched >
A burly lumberjack barely cleaves Que's left leg.
You blast *Que*'s body.
Brin
haha.. cute Quinton.
Oraste
Jrac tells you, 'my kris'
You reply to Jrac 'rem dagger'
You reply to Jrac 'wield dagger'
Jrac tells you 'nevermind, was on belt :P'
You reply to Jrac 'yawn'
i want a beard
Quote:
On 2006-01-28 20:49, Brin wrote:
I'm on my Tower Alt, standing in Tar Valon when an anonymous random person sends me this:
XXX tells you 'do u know any male chanellers??'
You tell XXX 'only the usual sort, tegg, dovim, teveyl'
XXX tells you '??what do u mean the usual sort?'
You tell XXX 'the ones that everyone knows'
XXX tells you 'i'm an mc and was wondering who i needed to talk to to get trained in the weaves'
HAHAHA I thought I was going to DIE laughing
meh i did that before :( I also asked dozentrio how i could become a darkfriend so i wouldnt taint. He told me to pray to the dark one for it. I replied hmmm shai'tan? and he was like yes but now you have said his name so i will have to kill you. I was a level 3 or so male channeler and i thought i rocked when i could actually kill some bucks.
Razhak
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > A smirking myrddraal dances for the sheer joy of it.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > A smirking myrddraal blushes.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scold fade
You scold a smirking myrddraal.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l
Chamber of the Chosen
Cloaked in darkness, not of shred of light enters the room when the stone door
is closed. The Dark Lord seems to have blessed this room himself with an
overwhelming evil presence. Along the walls, inky black cloaks, shirts of black
scales and gleaming blackswords are arranged neatly in shelves and racks. Two
large chests with steel padlocks compliment the equipment racks.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A sturdy chest sits in a corner.
Cloaked in black, a myrddraal smirks mirthlessly.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > nar okay this just is wrong
You narrate 'okay this just is wrong'
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-01-31 03:01, Nevohsew wrote:
Thought this was funny. Notice the times...
2006-01-27 01:02:20 Jyrk pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-27 01:00:22 Violatar pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-27 00:56:03 Korg pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-27 00:52:02 Lotus pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-27 00:45:48 Dhran pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-26 23:44:29 Redeyes pkilled by Nevohsew
2006-01-26 23:43:02 Envy pkilled by Nevohsew
Quote:
On 2006-01-31 13:11, Havok wrote:
and i thought you needed to have your bottom rib removed to do that...wow nevo you are amazing.
Janers
What can we learn from that piece of log?
He's a killsteal!
:P
Ranga
Quote:
On 2006-01-31 09:30, Razhak wrote:
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > A smirking myrddraal blushes.
...
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > nar okay this just is wrong
You narrate 'okay this just is wrong'
Why? He finally had some color on that pasty face of his!
Mantas
Quote:
On 2006-01-31 03:02, Oraste wrote:
Jrac tells you, 'my kris'
You reply to Jrac 'rem dagger'
You reply to Jrac 'wield dagger'
Kris doesn't respond to dagger!
Ranga
People in *oL chat about flowery rp:
[17:39] * Bruc arches an ayebrow at Ewiene
[17:39] Ewiene: Oh stop it
[17:39] Ewiene: you can't do AS
[17:39] Ewiene: It's beneath you
[17:39] Bruc: hehe
[17:39] Ewiene: Besides, you forgot the dingle dangle
[17:40] Bruc: wtf is a dingle dangle
[17:40] * Ewiene spins around, holding the hem of her scarlet long flowing shirt, and her blond hair falls softly down over her back. Small earrings make a soft tingling sound from the movement of the wind, and she looks at you with cold eyes and raises one eyebrow.
[17:40] Ewiene: THAT'S Aes Sedai dingle dangle
[17:42] Bruc: wenches, ill come up with the greatest dingle dangle and have it ready when i come back from school :P
[17:42] Ewiene: lol
[17:43] Ewiene: I actually expect them to stumble on the skirt and fall down the stairs and break their neck
[17:43] Ewiene: dingle dangle is always either guys trying to RP
[17:43] Ranga: yeah
[17:43] Ewiene: or cheerleaders who should be CHASED OFF THE MUD WITH A firetruckING BROOM!
[17:43] * Ewiene hold ups a cross
[17:43] Ranga: YEAAAAR!
[17:43] Ewiene: BE GONE!!!!
[17:43] * Ranga gets out the garlic.
[17:43] Ewiene: KILL THE WITCH KILL THE WITCH!!!!
[17:44] Ranga: DIE DIE DIE!
[17:44] Ranga: lol
[17:44] * Ewiene throws the first stone after the dingle dangle *****
Hettar
I had a chuckle at Vathor's knowledge of Mr T.
* HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Vathor chats 'did u know Mr. T's necklace is actually a complex series of recept
ors built to receive messages from fools, and his afro is a interlinked group of
antennae that transmits pity to them?'
Vathor chats 'Mr. T pitied the sun once. What ensued is commonly known as the Ic
e Age'
Cate
I think Mal has a problem with fighting me on even number pk. This was all 1 pk session from EF to AD.
----------------
*Mal* has arrived from the north, riding a torm.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Bursting MV:Strong - Cartel: Healthy >
*Mal* tries to slash Wedrifid, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Bursting MV:Strong - Cartel: Healthy >
Blud narrates 'luthyn is stabbed he's bat'
* R HP:Scratched SP:Bursting MV:Strong - Cartel: Healthy > channel 'chill'
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-=+*
Ok.
*Cartel* shivers from the icy cold force sent by you.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Strong - Cartel: Healthy >
*Mal* drawls 'run run1'
------------------------------
Edge of the Westwood
Under the large, ancient trees of the Westwood, you look around. To the east,
past some trees, is the North Road, leading north to Watch Hill and south to
Emond's Field. More Westwood lies in the other directions.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Wedrifid the Student of the Flame is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
*Cartel* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Mal* is standing here, riding a torm.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > You try to lance *Cartel*, but he deflects the blow.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full - Cartel: Healthy > You do the best you can!
*Mal* tries to slash Wedrifid, but he deflects the blow.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full - Cartel: Healthy >
*Cartel* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full - Cartel: Healthy >
*Mal* tries to slash Wedrifid, but he parries successfully.
*Cartel* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
You try to lance *Cartel*, but he deflects the blow.
*Cartel* leaves east riding a warhorse.
*Mal* drawls 'out out'
------------------------------
Rocky Hills Beside Road
Several rocky hills stand solemnly overlooking the forest to the north and the
vast expanse of fields to the east. The forest to the northwest seems quite
eerie with a light misty fog rising from the treeptops. From here, it is
possible to see a small farm very far to the northeast and the brown road that
bends here and there like an infinitely long snake. Immediately east of these
hills is the North Road. To the west, you begin to see the beginning of
Westwood Forest.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
F-guy To'Aries of Kandor is standing here, riding a wild stallion.
Wedrifid the Student of the Flame is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
*Cartel* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Luthyn* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Mal* is standing here, riding a torm.
A small bird with a red breast is singing here.
A cute bear cub is here looking for someone to play with.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full >
*Mal* slashes your body hard.
*Luthyn* strikes Wedrifid's right arm hard.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > where
F-guy tries to hack *Cartel*, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rain - North Road
Cate - Rocky Hills Beside Road
F-guy - Rocky Hills Beside Road
Wedrifid - Rocky Hills Beside Road
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > embrace
*Cartel* strikes F-guy's left leg hard.
F-guy tries to hack *Cartel*, but he deflects the blow.
Wedrifid tries to slash *Luthyn*, but he deflects the blow.
*Luthyn* strikes Wedrifid's body hard.
You try to lance *Mal*, but he deflects the blow.
*Mal* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > You are already in touch with saidar, can't you feel it?
* R HP:Scratched SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy >
A torm is overcome with lust for battle, and slashes Wedrifid with sharp claws!
A torm is overcome with lust for battle, and slashes Cate with sharp claws!
Ouch!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > channel 'chill'
*Mal* drawls 'flee flee'
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-
*Mal* drawls 'w'
=+
*Cartel* panics, and attempts to flee!
*
*Cartel* strikes F-guy's right hand.
F-guy tries to hack *Cartel*, but he parries successfully.
*Luthyn* tries to strike Wedrifid, but he parries successfully.
You try to lance *Mal*, but he parries successfully.
*Mal* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
Ok.
You failed.
Rain has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy >
*Cartel* panics, and attempts to flee!
Wedrifid sends *Luthyn* sprawling with a powerful bash!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > k seanchan
*Mal* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Mal: Healthy > k seanchan
*Mal* leaves west riding a torm.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full > You lance *Luthyn*'s left arm into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered >
*Cartel* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered > You do the best you can!
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered >
*Mal* has arrived from the west, riding a torm.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered > bash
*Mal* tries to slash someone, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered > The cute bear cub leaves west.
Someone tries to pierce *Mal*, but he parries successfully.
*Mal* tries to slash someone, but he parries successfully.
You try to lance *Luthyn*, but he deflects the blow.
*Cartel* strikes F-guy's right leg hard.
F-guy tries to hack *Cartel*, but he deflects the blow.
Wedrifid slashes *Luthyn*'s body very hard.
They already seem to be stunned.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Full - Wedrifid: Hurt - Luthyn: Battered >
*Mal* drawls 'flee luthyn'
------------------------------
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > *Mal* has arrived from the north, riding a torm.
*Balar* has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
*Luthyn* has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
You try to lance *Luthyn*, but he parries successfully.
Wedrifid tries to slash *Mal*, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh - Luthyn: Hurt > The temperature is about 90 degrees.
The sky is lit by flashes of lightning, and a strong wind comes from the south.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh - Luthyn: Hurt > You do the best you can!
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh - Luthyn: Hurt > embrace
A torm is overcome with lust for battle, and slashes Wedrifid with sharp claws!
*Balar* pierces your body hard.
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.
zing balar
* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Fresh - Luthyn: Hurt > *Balar* pierces your body very hard.
A stocky Domani farmer joins your fight!
A stocky Domani farmer joins a stocky Domani farmer's fight!
A stocky Domani farmer joins a stocky Domani farmer's fight!
*Mal* tries to slash Wedrifid, but he deflects the blow.
*Luthyn* strikes your body.
You try to lance *Luthyn*, but he parries successfully.
[channel 'call lightning']
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-=+**+
*Balar* pierces your left leg.
Ouch! You couldn't maintain the flows.
* R HP:Hurt SP:Good MV:Fresh - Luthyn: Hurt >
*Mal* drawls 'flee'
[ This Mail was edited by: Cate on 2006-02-01 14:14 ]
Aden
That's called smart pk.
Keruk
LindaHeffaklump: Keladry tells you 'so what you up to?'
LindaHeffaklump: You reply to Keladry 'Holding Keruks junk :P'
ShowerHeadFairy: Haha.
LindaHeffaklump: Keladry chats 'Xxx tells you 'Holding Keruk's junk :P''
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Pedro chats 'snicker'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ito chats 'thats so wrong'
LindaHeffaklump: !!
ShowerHeadFairy: That's going in funny quotes.
ShowerHeadFairy: Dun dun dun.
Otzo
You know, fighting channelers with even numbers, especially with lighting on, is usually a bad move.
Fagan
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sekoni tells you 'not going to sick a group of grubby urchans on me to try pick my pocket are you ?'
Mortox
I thought this was funny.
Dozentrio says 'damn darkfriends'
or something like that
Darion
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'RAWR and all that stuff. In other news, I still need a smidgeon more artwork for the WoTmud store. You can't have WoTmud undies without artwork! Er... wait.. rephrase...'
Was statting at the time, but that just made me laugh my arse off.
Lanna
XXX says 'My apologies, Lanna Sedai, I have no clue what's going on and everyone refuses to tell me.'
Keruk
A burly dragonsworn throws a wobbly, and destroys a blackened steel kris
Vakyn
* R HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Vakyn - Timber Line
* R HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > dism
sneak
You stop riding him.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > e
hide
a
A burly lumberjack stops using a lantern.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Timber Line
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
*Blud* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > You attempt to hide yourself.
[back human] iring >
You silently approach your victim...
-
*Caela* has arrived from the north, riding a dust-colored gelding.
*Blud* makes a strange sound as you place a long pine javelin in his back!
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
*Caela* leaves north riding a dust-colored gelding.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
Blud bellows 'vakyn you can backstab your way out of a paper bag :P'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
*Blud* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
*Caela* has arrived from the north, riding a dust-colored gelding.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded > nar stabbed blud wounded
*Caela* blasts your left leg hard.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded > f
You narrate 'stabbed blud wounded'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
*Caela* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
*Blud* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
You try to pierce *Blud*, but he deflects the blow.
*Blud* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce *Blud*, but he parries successfully.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded > PANIC! You couldn't escape!
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
*Blud* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce *Blud*, but he deflects the blow.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded >
Que narrates 'hahaha, nice'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Blud: Wounded > say you were saying?
*Blud* pierces your left hand hard.
You try to pierce *Blud*, but he deflects the blow.
You drawl 'you were saying?'
Caela
Never mind! :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Caela on 2006-02-02 06:16 ]
Hiro
maybe he was refering to the damage of your stabes.
Keruk
FriendOfMine tells you 'I find it funny that taking a dung is more entertaining than mudding today :P'
Paj
BETA TESTING: In the Struggle this month of Tammaz, year 619 ...
the Light side has killed 143 levels of the Dark and collected 79 tps,
as well as 59 levels of the Seanchan and 17 tps,
but suffered 522 levels of death to its own;
the Dark side has killed 666 levels of the Light and collected 350 tps,
but suffered 173 levels of death to its own;
the Seanchan have killed 159 levels of the Light and collected 70 tps,
as well as 37 levels of the Dark and 9 tps;
and the Aiel yet are unseen.
Kaplen
To go along with that...
Shzrei narrates 'OMG. 666 tps!'
Valta
Badaku narrates 'south amador'
Pike narrates 'its got ambush points to go back north though'
Badaku narrates 'isnt that a good thing for us, we wont be the ones fleeing north?'
Pike narrates 'yea i guess, but you gotta leave there eventually and going to illian sucks'
Pike narrates 'that road to illian looks like a crackhead baby drew it'
Badaku narrates 'ha'
Someone chats 'leave my son out of this :P'
Badaku narrates 'plus not many people seem to know it well yet'
Pike narrates 'nod, i'd rather learn my g/f's menstrals cycle than that road'
Shzrei
when the hell did I get 666 qps?
oh, wait, that was razhak or someone.
Cirrus
Keladry says 'brb getting roofies!'
Keladry
tattle tale!
Adaire
So my warder and I go to Erol's to get me a shawl.....
You give her one copper.
The seamstress curtseys before you.
The seamstress says 'I have repaired your shawl, Adaire Sedai.'
The seamstress gives you a teardrop embroidered blue shawl.
For whatever reason... Cirrus decides to try it..
Cirrus gives some coins to the seamstress.
The seamstress curtseys before Cirrus.
The seamstress says 'I have repaired your shawl, Cirrus Sedai.'
The seamstress gives a blanket to Cirrus.
Cirrus falls down laughing.
You fall down laughing.
Truly, these are the end times.
:P
[ This Mail was edited by: Adaire on 2006-02-03 19:51 ]
Kaplen
EDIT: Skittles was right. It was Craven I was thinking.
[ This Mail was edited by: Kaplen on 2006-02-07 16:22 ]
Scrat
What was me?!?
Kaplen
666 tps
Luthyn
Talk about terrible pk, been out hour and a half with nothing happening, finaly got someone to pk and this happens......
A Dirt Road
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.
A black hawk is here flying around.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > * S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > * S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > throw hawk
You throw a long pine javelin at a black hawk.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded > -
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
A long pine javelin arcs through the air.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
*Daal* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded >
*Daal* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Daal: Scratched >
*Daal* blasts your body extremely hard.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Daal: Scratched >
A black hawk grunts in pain as he is struck by a long pine javelin.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Daal: Scratched > ]]
[get all corpse]
You don't have a corpse.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Daal: Scratched > sigh
A black hawk tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You barely hit *Daal*'s right arm.
You sigh.
Daal
You blast a black hawk's head into bloody fragments!
A black hawk is dead! R.I.P.
Yet again! Seems like a rerun...
Your blood freezes as you hear a black hawk's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
corpse (here) :
a long pine javelin
profit =]
Quote:
On 2006-02-04 01:49, Kiras wrote:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
A deathwatch and a general heh? Well, I didn't vote for him. I though we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
Listen. A strange man returning from the other side of an ocean to distribute warrants is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some the farcical authority of collecting many heads on an offshore rampage with abs and a heron!
Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some blue coloured foreigners keep dying to you!
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was the voice of the emperess just because I had massacred a bunch of foreigners, they'd put me away!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Mind my tongue or you'll cut it out?
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
i may not have the foggiest idea what those crazy slant-eyed funny talkers are arguing about, but this is funny shiz
Scrat
Err, I don't have 666 qps Kaplen :P I know Razhak did at one point and he didn't want to lose it.
Kaplen
From Craven's most recent pk log:
Quote:
* R S HP:Beaten DP:Strong MV:Tiring - Fero: Battered > You bellow 'pansy'
* R S HP:Beaten DP:Strong MV:Tiring - Fero: Battered > f
You panic and attempt to flee!
Kaplen
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Vannor chats 'whos the dark gleeman?'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
You are hungry.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Surtain chats 'kappie!'
Daal chats 'kappie'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > chat *cough*
You chat '*cough*'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Karri chats 'lol'
Skittles
craven had 666 tps
Keruk
Cirrus says 'afk - trying to find something to pee into'
<3 Cirrus
- Keruk d'Auir
Scrat
No it definately wasn't Craven. If Craven has anything other than 0 it would be negative qps :P
tps Scrat
Razhak
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > l
Middle of a Wide Boulevard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A gory tuft of flesh lies abandoned on the ground.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A ragged looking man asks for spare coins.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > scan s
A *newbie male human* is standing here.
A *male human* is standing here.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > s
Caemlyn Central Square
A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
Some heavy leather shoes, covered in dust, stand here.
A bullseye lantern has been set aside.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A *newbie male human* is standing here.
A *male human* is standing here.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *newbie male human* says 'ok'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > k horse
[kill ]
You hack an Illianer steed's body into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Wounded >
An Illianer steed barely tickles your right arm with his hit.
A worker tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You hack an Illianer steed's head into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Wounded >
You swiftly dodge a worker's attempt to hit you.
An Illianer steed tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You hack an Illianer steed's right foot into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Battered > look human
A *newbie male human* says 'aaah'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Battered > Haol is in excellent condition.
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a full metal helmet and visor
a torch
a strange fruit
a strange fruit
a strange fruit
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Battered >
You hack an Illianer steed's right hand into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - an Illianer steed: Critical >
You swiftly dodge a worker's attempt to hit you.
An Illianer steed tickles your body with his hit.
You gaze deeply into the soul of a worker.
A worker looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
You hack an Illianer steed's body into bloody fragments!
An Illianer steed is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Seen enough of the viscera yet?
Your blood freezes as you hear an Illianer steed's death cry.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *newbie male human* says 'plxz have mersy'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > You swiftly dodge a worker's attempt to hit you.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - a worker: Healthy >
You hack a worker's right arm into bloody fragments!
A worker barely tickles your body with his hit.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - a worker: Wounded >
A *human* says 'that is a trolloc'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - a worker: Wounded >
You hack a worker's head into bloody fragments!
A worker tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full - a worker: Beaten >
You hack a worker's body into bloody fragments!
A worker is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Sigh... nothing better to do, eh?
Your blood freezes as you hear a worker's death cry.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > / lies
[say ]
You hiss 'lies'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *newbie male human* says 'I see'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* points at you.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > / LIES!
[say ]
You hiss 'LIES!'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* says 'he is mean'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
Emu tells you 'want me to quickly check smells ?'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > / i am a freaking myrddraal
[say ]
You hiss 'i am a freaking myrddraal'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > peer
You peer around into the shadows.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* says 'oh'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* says 'fade excuse me'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
Emu narrates 'smells raz'
/ get it right
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > [say ]
You hiss 'get it right'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
Emu narrates 'west gate'
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* nods in agreement.
* R HP:Hurt DP:Strong MV:Full > / and yes i am mean
[say ]
You hiss 'and yes i am mean'
A *newbie male human* says 'whats going on?'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > growl
Grrrrrrrrr...
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > / see?
[say ]
You hiss 'see?'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > 4
A shadow stallion lays its ears flat against its neck.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Razhak - Caemlyn Central Square
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > scan n
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A villager woman performs her daily routine.
A ragged looking man asks for spare coins.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'Raayn is at Western End of a Wide Boulevard'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Emu narrates 'he in'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > nar nods, i rping in CCS with newbies
You narrate 'nods, i rping in CCS with newbies'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > A *newbie female human* has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* stops riding a gray palfrey.
Emu narrates 'lol'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *human* says 'he broke into the city walls and is causeing terror'
Theoden
I had this happen many times as a newb, only with Zork. I still had no clue about whois and the *NAME* meanings, but Zork basically hissed 'I'm bad, hungry, and ready to kill you. You're not bad, meat, and sitting in a room with a fade.'
Doson
Quote:
On 2006-02-10 06:24, Razhak wrote:
* R HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *human* says 'he broke into the city walls and is causeing terror'
That's the funniest part, because it seems so casual.
Paulson
I was sent this after Tadr and I ran away from a Razhak group pretty low around borderlands, getting into TV and Cair respectively. It's such a stupid idea, it's funny :P.
Razhak narrates 'i hate those people with probably instant zmud triggers to run safe through these zones'
Wander
Zarth finally said something really funny, give the man his due
Quote:
On 2006-02-11 12:54, Zarth wrote:
So let me get this straight, Rugby is a sport for "real men" but you lost to the FRENCH!?
Thomathan
ROFL
Shzrei
my god thats hilarious.
I gotta find an excuse to give Zarth qps.
Zarth
I wish my quarterback was named Elisha!
*Wander edit - corrected spelling and sentence structure* :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Wander on 2006-02-13 21:35 ]
Keladry
Talking on msn-
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
hullo..
Smog says:
heya
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
whats a good way to make money
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
thats preferablly legal
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
:-/
Smog says:
hum...
Smog says:
i ward mostly, for money
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
i ment in reality hun..
Smog says:
the other thing i do is hit mid/low lvl mobs which load
Smog says:
oh
Smog says:
ROFL
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
:P
Rachel the very Wearied Novice says:
wierdo!
Markus
Zarth narrates 'Zarth sucks'
Brydden
Quote:
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On 2005-10-25 01:32, Angriff wrote:
when in the books does a channie 'run a locate'?
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In book 1 Moraine kind of does. A couple times after SL when they're looking for the boys she stares off into the sky muttering to herself. Granted she has already formed a connection with them but it's similar to locate in that she doesn't just know where they are from a far distance she has to search for them.
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Brydden wrote:
Shes not locating the boys, shes locating a warded coin.
On 2005-10-25 06:46, Joinde wrote:
she can find them even without the coin if she's close enough. the weave has some rp basis even though it doesn't exist in the books. it's not anywhere as useful as it used to be though.
On 2005-10-25 14:57, Brydden wrote:
no.....it was just the coin, hence thats why she gave it to them.
Quote:
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On 2005-10-25 20:52, Brydden wrote:
no.....it was just the coin, hence thats why she gave it to them.
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Freya wrote:
Ahem
*Clears throat and recites*
"He did not die," the Aes Sedai said slowly, "but he no longer has the token." She sat down, her voice level and her hands steady as she took the kettle off the flames and tossed in a handful of tea. "In the morning we will keep on as we've been going. When I get close enough, I can find him without the coin."
Brydden wrote:
" But I cannot find them without the coin" she says as she fills her skin. "The coin is the only way i can find them". Lan glares icily at the pond...
Freya wrote:
is that an exact quote?cant find it at all. for instance using icily as a word to search for, i find 17 instances (barring the latest book)
Just in case my pdfs are wrong, what page is that on?Book 1 i take it?
Brydden wrote:
nah, i just made my last post up heh
Quote:
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On 2005-10-26 17:02, Brydden wrote:
nah, i just made my last post up heh
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Freya wrote:
*Smites you with the big white book*
[ This Mail was edited by: Brydden on 2006-02-14 10:10 ]
Lucore
You say 'I'm all outta cute deers'
Halfhand says 'Sometimes I kill all the cute deer I can see, because I hate statters.'
Halfhand says 'Then I go kill off the statters for their gold crown.'
Halfhand says 'Then I start on lowbies.'
Halfhand says 'Usually I try to kill them inside Amador so mobs assist me.'
Halfhand says 'Sometimes I warrant them so I can milk them for torn bits.'
Halfhand says 'I think I've got five pages of Unknowns on my trophy now.'
Hiro says 'lol'
Traven snickers softly.
Vakal
Langois narrates 'what the hell, they have 6 at xroads'
Langois narrates 'narrow even'
Mantas narrates 'narrow?'
Gaea narrates 'narrow?'
Gaea narrates '1s xroads?'
Langois narrates 'yeah 1s xroads'
Mantas narrates 'ah'
Langois narrates 'what a circle jerk of a pk session'
Jomyl
Quote:
On 2006-02-04 20:45, Daal wrote:
You blast a black hawk's head into bloody fragments!
A black hawk is dead! R.I.P.
Yet again! Seems like a rerun...
Your blood freezes as you hear a black hawk's death cry.
Black Hawk Down!
Hiro
rofl
Vash
Quote:
On 2006-02-15 00:41, Eol wrote:
A level 1 offered to have sex with me after Craven killed me. Had I known about this contest I might have decided to participate.
Isaah
[ This Mail was edited by: Isaah on 2006-02-17 00:51 ]
Cirrus
Achillies narrates 'excuse me aes sedai witches, is there anyone warding at the moment'
Skittles
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Meazel wears the Crown of Andor on his head.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Meazel shouts 'All hail Queen Meazel!'
Faydra
Tyek chats 'come out of CoL...issue newb kit..wham-o...balar rips me :D'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats '*laugh*'
chat PD* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > W!
whoYou chat 'PDW!'
c* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > hat :)
You chat ':)'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek chats 'guess he wanted that crown.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat O
Marcellus chats 'Balar is MERCILESS!'
chat Of * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > couse, who wouldn't want a nice shiny crown to wear?
You chat 'Of couse, who wouldn't want a nice shiny
crown to wear?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats '!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'Balar kill another newbie?'
Tyek chats 'i heard later he was mad cause he couldn't wear it'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat *laugh*
Balar chats 'silence nargus'
You chat '*laugh*'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chats '*chuckle*'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'hahaha'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'or did the newbie get him this time?'
Balar chats 'before i silence you'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chats 'lmao'
Zai has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gorab has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai bows before Balar.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar beams a smile at Zai.
Tyek chats 'it was a close one, nargus. but he got the level 1 in the end.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai smiles happily.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'nargus rip'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chats 'How did he get him?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'lol'
Dur has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai looks at Dur.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dur leaves east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai smiles happily.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'actually i have killed newbies before but mostly cos they attacked
me with their buddies'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'ill admit to it... ive also killed them when they narrated me'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dur has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'or because they were looking at him funny'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'or because they were prettier than him'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat I'm p
Balar chats 'no one looks at balar funny'
chat I'm pre* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > ttier than him!
You chat 'I'm prettier than him!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'or he clumsied on them'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'or because he felt jealous of their obvious superiority'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'ugh'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'too many people bashing balar right now!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'where are my supporters!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'man you getting hammared balar :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek chats 'i declare today to be the official "Bash Balar Day"'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'lol'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'or because he was overcompensating for his other tiny issues'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat But we love him for hi
Nargus chats ':P'
Wodn leaves north riding a warhorse.
chat But we love him for him * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > fau
Shey chats 'lol'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat But we love him for him faults!
You chat 'But we love him for him faults!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gorab eats a large slab of meat.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gorab eats a large slab of meat.
Drol chats 'Well Balar... I love you and all...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus chats 'which are many'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'haha thats bad nargus but your mom doesnt think its tiny'
Shey chats 'that and the eq he supllies :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat True...
You chat 'True...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'aha!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'some people still like me cos of my eq supplying'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek chats 'hey! get off nargus' mom. i just did.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat Hey, I supply my own k
Balar chats 'woot!'
chat Hey, I supply my own ki* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > t
You chat 'Hey, I supply my own kit'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > c
Balar chats 'tyek!'
ch* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > at Nice
You chat 'Nice'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chats 'No, I hate you for that. That's my job!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'lol that one is so old it just pisses me off to hear it :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'lets bash nargus now'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > gr
A young Morat'torm has arrived from the south.
Zai smiles happily.
gri* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > n nargu
Zai bows deeply.
grin nargus* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You grin at him.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus starts leading a torm.
A torm now follows Nargus.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus leaves east.
A torm leaves east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus has arrived from the east.
A torm has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gets iron horseshoes from a backpack.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > c
A young Morat'torm stops following Balar.
c* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gets a war saddle with stirrups from a backpack.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat But
Tyek chats 'oldie but goodie shey'
chat But * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Na
Nargus gets a bridle made of leather from a backpack.
chat But Nar* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > gus is
Balar glares at Nargus.
chat But Nargus is t* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eh cool!
Nargus equips a torm with a war saddle with stirrups.
You chat 'But Nargus is teh cool!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus equips a torm with iron horseshoes.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus equips a torm with a bridle made of leather.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A torm stops following Nargus.
Nargus starts riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chuckles politely.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai blinks his eyes innocently.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus looks at Dur.
Balar chats 'no he isnt'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'lol when you hear it every day for 2 years it becomes a little
redundent :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar chats 'he just thinks he is'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat *laugh*
Balar ruthlessly tackles Nargus, pinning him to the ground.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Zai drawls 'Long time, Lord Nargus.'
You chat '*laugh*'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar looks at Nargus.
Dur looks at Zai.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > blink
You blink your eyes innocently.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Drol chats 'He doesn't just think it, he tells people too! :wink:'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm now follows Nargus.
Balar snickers softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Nargus's group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek sticks his tongue out at Balar.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > a
Dur drawls 'you and your mobs :wink:'
as* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'I wish I'd known Balar was going to join before I
signed up!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'He makes more mess than the torms do!'
Balar glares around him.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves east riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dur grins evilly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai smirks.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'And I have to clean his bedpan :('
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'so who wants to smob?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol chuckles politely.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Dur falls down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm heads back to his home.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drol drawls 'I hope someone's logging this..'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zai strokes his chin thoughtfully.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Wodn has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'And those immies hiding in the shadows, no one likes
them!'
say * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > I will
You drawl 'I will'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Actually
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm stops following Nargus.
A young Morat'torm now follows Balar.
You drawl 'Actually'
Dinggo gently strokes Gorab's inner thigh... hmm...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Balar's group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'dead silence..'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'nargus made of teh suck'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A prancing palomino mare cocks its head up sharply.
A wild stallion lays its ears flat against its neck.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat That's only b
Shey has arrived from the west, riding a wild stallion.
chat That's only be* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > cause you're
Dur drawls 'pfft nargus logs on and he draws a crowd to scs'
chat That's only because you're * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > no
Nargus stops riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat That's only because you're not
Shey drawls 'woah'
chat That's only because you're not whe* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > re
Tyek drawls 'weak'
chat That's only because you're not where * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh
Nargus starts leading a torm.
A torm now follows Nargus.
chat That's only because ysay
A warhorse pricks its ears forward and looks alert.
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'i admire balar and would never follow nargus'
Nargus leaves east.
A torm leaves east.
Drol chats 'We're being intimate SCS now :P'
say * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Hey, I was here before there was a Nargus here
You drawl 'Hey, I was here before there was a Nargus
here'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey chats 'just saw that'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm stops following Balar.
A young Morat'torm now follows Nargus.
Balar drawls 'he going to do what i did'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey drawls 'i was too'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Nargus's group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar sighs loudly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus assumes an offensive striking posture.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar drawls 'bugger!'
Drol drawls 'As was I'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves east riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm drawls 'Back with my rightful master!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
A young Morat'torm has been kicked out of Nargus's group!
A young Morat'torm stops following Nargus.
la* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > ug
Shey grins evilly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Wodn leaves north riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gorab leaves west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dinggo clambers to his feet.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey gives Nargus an order.
Dinggo leaves west riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tyek leaves north.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar narrates 'enough m ob stealing nargus!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus peers closely at Shey, trying to figure him out.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
A young Morat'torm has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey grins evilly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Balar's group.
Shey winks suggestively.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm stops following Balar.
A young Morat'torm now follows Nargus.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Nargus's group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves west riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar has arrived from the west, riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bursts into tears.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus bellows 'sucka'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves east riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey drawls 'just want to see if you could lead a master of a clan :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm has been kicked out of Nargus's group!
A young Morat'torm stops following Nargus.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey looks at you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat It'd be grea
Balar has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
chat It'd be great* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > if they did
Shey puts a crystal lightstick in a small purse.
Dur drawls 'i hate how masters can oder me around'
chat It'd be great if they did some mob things like,
Balar gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm now follows Balar.
Nargus grins evilly.
Wodn has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves east riding a torm.
A young Morat'torm leaves east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
A young Morat'torm has arrived from the east.
Nargus leaves east riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey has arrived from the north.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Shey leaves west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote RIP!
Nargus has arrived from the east, riding a torm.
emote RIP!* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus gives a young Morat'torm an order.
A young Morat'torm stops following Balar.
A young Morat'torm now follows Nargus.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote RIP
Balar leaves west riding a torm.
emote R* R HP:Healthy MV:Fsay
Drol orders you to 'sit'
say * R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm is now a member of Nargus's group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say
Balar has arrived from the west, riding a torm.
say* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A young Morat'torm stops following Nargus.
s* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar drawls 'die!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > pond
Shey has arrived from the west.
ponde* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > r
Balar slaps Nargus.
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus drawls 'I win :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > s
Shey starts riding a wild stallion.
si* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > t
A young Morat'torm leaves north.
Balar cries on Nargus's shoulder.
sit* R HP:Healthy MV:Freshl
Balar drawls 'i hate that bug!'
Nargus pats Balar on his head.
Shey puts some coins in a small purse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar drawls 'it sucks!'
Nargus drawls 'there there'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A wild stallion swishes the flies off its back with its tail.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar sniffs sadly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar leaves east riding a torm.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'truce narg!?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus bellows 'Only if you concede my obvious superiority'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'pfft'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'no truce then'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'remember our spar!? :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'and my victory!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'to prove superiority'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Nargus bellows 'you cheated'
Shey bellows 'lets just get ready to go pk'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balar bellows 'no cheating'
Belis
Not really a quote...but funny I thought
Rico loves his master postures
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > s
Along the Twisting Illian Road
The winding, dusty road leading from Illian to Lugard twists here, like a
winding serpent snaking through the plains. The road is pocked with
potholes and worn-down wagon ruts. Along the side of the road lays a broken
axle from sometime in the recent past. Fields covered with flowing
knee-high grass lay all around the road itself.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a horse leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a horse leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of a horse leaving ^^north^^
A lantern has been left here.
|1|.A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Rico has arrived from the north, riding an |2|.Illianer steed.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'ok now
You say 'ok now'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Hammon narrates 'dang'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > '4 tree set just s
You say '4 tree set just s'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico nods in agreement.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'so let me ask you again
Hammon narrates 'woot a horse'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'so let me ask you again'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Traven narrates 'how many trolls there?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'bet is i do more dmg on these?
You say 'bet is i do more dmg on these?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Hammon narrates 'all the mobs dead?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > target is tree
Brand narrates 'jaster jagang meazel'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'than you do?
Rico assumes an offensive striking posture.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'than you do?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico snickers softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'and you're the judge?
Rico says 'Yeah'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'and you're the judge?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brand narrates 'no'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Traven narrates 'only 3?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'yeah'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'based on how many frags?
Hammon narrates 'open gate for me?'
You say 'based on how many frags?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'we'll count frags'
TICK IN 7 SECONDS.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico nods in agreement.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Hammon narrates 'i try and get in'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brand narrates 'only 3? :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'okies :)
You say 'okies :)'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'i win
You say 'i win'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > target is tree
A lantern is definitely fading.
Timer now at 73 secs.
You are thirsty.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > a
s
k tree
[group rico]
Rico is no longer a member of your group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > A Copse of Ancient Trees
Among the rolling grasslands and plains surrounding the Illian Road, this
small copse of stout trees grows in relative calm. Thick hedges surround
the copse, blocking easy access. The trees' limbs stretch outwards
providing shade to an area where it is rare. Small green-brown vines climb
around the trunks of the weathered old trees.
[ obvious exits: N ]
A lantern has been left here.
A torch is here on the ground.
|1|.A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
|2|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Rico has arrived from the north, riding an |3|.Illianer steed.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You pound the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Scratched >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's branch extremely hard.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt > rem club
draw flail
Hammon narrates 'gate open?'
You stop using a bone club.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt > You loosen a dark, barbed flail from a dark, hooded cloak and uncoil it.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown very hard.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
Rico assumes an offensive striking posture.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown extremely hard.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded > a
[group rico]
Rico is now a member of your group.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
Brand narrates 'just a master a heron fade and a dl no big deal!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
The ancient tree barely tickles your left leg with its hit.
The ancient tree hits your left arm.
The ancient tree barely hits your body.
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown extremely hard.
The ancient tree barely hits your body.
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's crown extremely hard.
You slice the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's trunk hard.
Rico says '!!!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree tickles your left leg with its hit.
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
Rico says 'DIRTY'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's trunk extremely hard.
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
SAVE
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > k tree
You slice the ancient tree's trunk extremely hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > sc
Alazon narrates 'opening gate...'
HP:Scratched MP:Fresh
You have scored 66739053 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 1760947 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 6 Turn points to date.
You have played 3 days and 11 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Belis of the Borderlands (Level 42).
You are fighting the ancient tree.
You are thirsty.
Brand narrates 'take em with my pinky'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > rem skin
take skin pack
drink skin
drink skin
You stop using a water skin.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > wear skin
put skin pack
Rico pierces the ancient tree's branch hard.
There doesn't seem to be a skin in a backpack.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > You drink the water.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > You drink the water.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > You put a water skin on your belt.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > cough
Rico pierces the ancient tree's branch extremely hard.
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You aren't carrying a skin.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical > Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical >
Lanna narrates 'gates open'
Hammon narrates 'coming'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's crown very hard.
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > SAVE
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > k tree
You do the best you can!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
Rico says 'Awww You cheated!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
You slice the ancient tree's branch into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
Rico pierces the ancient tree's trunk extremely hard.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > 'never said what weapon
You say 'never said what weapon'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
You slice the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
SAVE
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's trunk extremely hard.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical >
Rico pierces the ancient tree's branch very hard.
You slice the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
SAVE
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > 'cheated?
You say 'cheated?'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Rico cries on your shoulder.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > 'i was within the rules...
Hammon narrates 'didn't see em'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You say 'i was within the rules...'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'You done me wrong'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'go kill trees'
Newbie master coughs up the 50 gc :P
Lormor
Glain narrates ' bomm is taking a dump with the door open right behind me gd it'
[ This Mail was edited by: Eol on 2006-02-18 16:27 ]
Bomm
this is totally out of context!!! it's just lorors evil attempt to ruin my pure white reputation 'cos he envys me so bad!!!
(PS. I still won't join your crappy club!) :D
Ewiene
Having met you guys, I'll believe Lormor in that :P
Drol
* R HP:Critical SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Warrik narrates 'haznak spotted winding'
* R HP:Critical SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A warhorse panics and attempts to flee, throwing you off in the process!
A warhorse leaves north. <-- Where -exactly- does he think he's going?
Peter
Bruc tells you 'oh god my farts smell so bad right now'
Bruc tells you 'i wish i could share'
You reply to Bruc 'how lovely'
Bruc tells you 'its wastedumb 2x'
Bruc tells you 'aged um...1 night'
Bruc tells you 'one of the better seasons'
Bruc tells you 'brewed on chips,beer,scotch and meatballs'
Skittles
This is from Psyche's point of view:
* HP:Wounded MV:Full > i
Skittles sends *Argent* sprawling with a powerful bash!
Scrat narrates 'Firetrucking WOLF'
* HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k female]
You hit yourself...OUCH!.
PS. nice bash Skit
edited for language!
[ This Mail was edited by: Skittles on 2006-02-19 23:36 ]
Isha
And that just goes to show why k female should be abolished. Just do it...you know you want to. You'd think after a YEAR of saying this, I'd get my point across :(.
An Amador gateguard bellows 'A patrol of Children of the Light, lead by Child Laurence, has entered Amador!'
An Amador gateguard bellows 'Welcome home, Child Laurence!'
whois laurence
Laurence of Kandor is a level 5 human.
i guess they'll let just about anyone in CoL these days *imp*
Marrek
Seandar Central Square
Enormous green lacquered and gold chased lanterns encircle the square,
arching far overhead in graceful half-moon shaped curves. The ground is
made up of pure white blocks that sparkle faintly in the light. Dominating
the center of the square is a fountain as wide as two wagons. In the center
of the fountain are nine silver moons as large as shields. Perched atop
each moon are ravens made from onyx, each carving so intricate they almost
seem to move within the misting spray of the fountain's water jets. To the
south the Palace is visible, while broad avenues branch out on all sides.
Hung from each of the lanterns are enormous bronze wind chimes of all
different sizes, each carefully crafted by master artisans.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
XXX drawls 'can't piddle in the fountain'
Keladry
I log on for 3 minutes..and this is what I see :P
Collan the man of ill repute narrates 'OOOOHHHHH Livendros, bestill my beating heart!'
Livendros narrates 'hissing fade patrol 2n e'
Collan the man of ill repute narrates '2n 2e! I love when you talk dirty Livendros.'
Xylo
Vivienne speaks from the Light '*rawwwwwwrrrrrr*'
Pial narrates 'when you rawrr it makes me think of a retarded kid giggling'
Kaplen
ZING!
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Critical >
Apophis smites *Vincento*'s left arm hard.
*Vincento* smites your head.
You pierce *Vincento*'s left hand hard.
You pierce *Vincento*'s body hard.
*Vincento* says 'OH well'
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Critical >
*Vincento* waves.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Critical >
*Vincento* drops a small canoe. (SHOOT!)
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Critical >
Samosh narrates 'Nice'
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Critical >
Apophis smites *Vincento*'s left leg.
*Vincento* tries to smite you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce *Vincento*'s body.
*Vincento* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vincento: Incapacitated >
You pierce *Vincento*'s body very hard.
*Vincento* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Vincento*'s death cry.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > nar haha
g
nar he drYou narrate 'haha'
Apophis nods in agreement.
nar he drop* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > p[get all corpse]
You don't have a corpse.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > nar he dropped a canoe
nar and i sYou narrate 'he dropped a canoe'
nar and i sti* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > ll got kill hit :P
You narrate 'and i still got kill hit :P'
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > nar hahahah
Senmar narrates 'lol'
* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > n
Samosh narrates '(laughs)'
Otoan
pretty lame stuff purposely trying to die like that :P but gj!
Vincento
when you showed up balar i was thinking "damn, might as well" then i go incap right after. a friend was watching me play and we laughed our asses off
for some reason i really thought i'd lost you guys :P
Hiro
sorry about that vince. :wink: there was like 4 of us but none of us were grouped. i saw daal, bruc, you and pharian all at seperate times, so i came when they were on you.
sorry you didnt get the one on one you were looking for. if it makes you feel better, apophis proceeded to die twice after i got you heh.
Aira
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois bruc
Bruc Ahldin, the Under-Lieutenant is a level 50 Child of Light human.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > slap bruc
You slap Bruc.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tstick bruc
Verei blinks her eyes innocently.
You stick your tongue out at Bruc.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Verei says 'Child abuse!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Verei points at you.
Verei
Quote:
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Verei says 'Child abuse!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Verei points at you.
Well, it was! hehe
:wink:
~Ver
Theoden
You were rented for 18.14 days. Since this was medium-term, you get a 50% discount.
Your last allowance of 12 gold crowns and 8 coppers per day covers all charges.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You feel sober again.
Nejiri
Riasa waves at a tusked pig, who stumbles and begins to break out in a cold sweat.
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Riasa: Hurt - a tiger: Critical > 'is that chill or contagion?
You say 'is that chill or contagion?'
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Riasa: Hurt - a tiger: Critical > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
A tusked pig barely tickles your left leg with his hit.
You blast a tiger's body very hard.
A tiger is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear a tiger's death cry.
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
A parrot tilts his head, observing Riasa.
A tusked pig barely tickles your left leg with his hit.
You try to blast a tusked pig, but he dodges the attack.
A tusked pig tickles your right leg with his hit.
Riasa tries to strike a tusked pig, but he deflects the blow.
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a tusked pig: Healthy > bash
A parrot opens his beak slightly as if trying to speak.
A parrot squawks hesitantly 'contagion '.
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a tusked pig: Scratched >
A parrot ruffles his feathers satisfied with himself.
laugh
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a tusked pig: Scratched >
Riasa nods at a parrot.
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - a tusked pig: Scratched > You fall down laughing.
Who says parrots don't know what they are saying? :D
Verei
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
A well-dressed man leaves east.
Amador Central Square
Serenda Street and Tallan Avenue intersect at a cobblestone-paved town
square. A large fountain stands at the center of the square with shops and
taverns all around. There is activity at all hours with townsfolk stopping
to chat or collect water and travellers visiting the many establishments
that provide food and services.
Posted here on a professionally lettered plaque are the results of this
year's Festival of Lights tournament.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A mushroom grows here.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
Skyre of Two Rivers is standing here.
Aira Ciarron, Murandian dancing girl is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A shaggy brown mare stands here, being ridden by you.
The Amador town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Vincento Da'Tok, Priest of the Woods is standing here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > drop all.meat
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
You drop a large slab of meat.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aira's eyes roll back into her head as she faints to the floor.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aira says 'so much meat'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skyre gets a large slab of meat.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skyre chuckles politely.
Aira says 'spam!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aira throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aira says 'spam meat :D'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > giggle
You giggle.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa thats nearly as good as child abuse!
You say 'thats nearly as good as child abuse!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aira says 'if we continue with one liners like this we can make the Amadician comedy duo'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > grin aira
You grin at her.
~grin~
Ver.
Nemesis
You have amassed 666 Turn points to date.
Nevohsew
Quote:
Partisan wrote:
"LOL I R TEH GLEEMAN BLADEMASTAR I KILL TEH BLITE SOLO N SING ABOOT IT LOL"
Lanna
Bernice narrates 'razhak rip'
Adara narrates 'has be posted yet?'
Orpheum
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler hisses 'getting mob'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > open treedoor
Ok.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler mutters to himself in complete disgust.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Blyster snickers softly.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mangler panics, and attempts to flee!
Mangler leaves north.
Laolin
* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Nes gets a leather water flask from a small purse.
* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh > c Young ambition, a wonderful thing.
[say ]
You drawl 'Young ambition, a wonderful thing.'
* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Nes grins evilly.
* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Nes drinks blood from a leather water flask.
* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Nes blinks his eyes innocently.
Braam
Old Halloween emotes in Baerlon are good for something at least.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A bony hand grasps your shoulder and squeezes.
Ptohia has arrived from below.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ptohia grins at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ptohia leaves down.
Markus
Old stuff from Charging Boar forums, goes to show not only Razhak's groups tend to go away at the sight of organized opposition...
Quote:
Zork, Braul and some keep fading every time we get a group to match them... we get frustrated 'cause they won't give us a fight...:
You narrate 'so tell me if I got that straight, 2 fades and a trolloc set works against 3 humans, 1 of whom was low?'
Sain narrates 'who cares, they wasted fireworks'
Sain narrates 'faded'
Sain narrates 'behold the pulsating balls of DS'
Merc narrates 'haha'
You narrate '*gapes*'
Valgo narrates '*gropes*'
Kaplen
That's a hell of a lot better than the certain trolloc made the mistake of setting fireworks when there was 1 fade, 4 trollocs, and only 3 humans in the room.
Much luv though. That certain trolloc is still cooler than hell.
Partisan
Quote:
On 2006-02-26 18:05, Nevohsew wrote:
Quote:
Partisan wrote:
"LOL I R TEH GLEEMAN BLADEMASTAR I KILL TEH BLITE SOLO N SING ABOOT IT LOL"
...what thread did I say that in again? I remember saying it I just don't rmeember the thread.
Theoden
Friendly, aren't they?
Quote:
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caelophlyn squeaks and jumps into Flarn's lap.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn welcomes Caelophhlyn back with a broad smile.
Falyn
Keruk tells you 'Yah. Come check out my boobies.'
Umm...PASS.
Maral
LindaHeffaklump: I told Karai that I was buying ice cream
LindaHeffaklump: and he said
LindaHeffaklump: "Beware so you don't get fat
LindaHeffaklump: ...
LindaHeffaklump: Wth!?
Morkin
You narrate 'bushing wg'
2 minutes later this hurts my ears...:
Euler narrates 'WHAT NUMBNUT AMBUSHED MY HORSE'
Peter
A sandsnake grunts in pain as it is struck by a short steel spear.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - a sandsnake: Wounded >
A sandsnake wields a short steel spear.
Lyygd
Craven narrates 'on 1n ccs'
whois craven
Craven the Lurk, Jancey's love muffin is a level 28 myrddraal.
Scrat narrates 'brt'
Razhak
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > n
The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Vral has arrived from the south.
Scrat has arrived from the south.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > scan e
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > e
At a Junction of Roads
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding a black stallion.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Scrat has arrived from the west.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > k horse
[kill ]
You smite a black stallion's body into bloody fragments!
A *newbie female human* says 'from this road right here'
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Wounded >
Vral looks at A *newbie human*.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Wounded >
A *newbie female human* says 'omg'
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Wounded >
A black stallion tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You smite a black stallion's left leg into bloody fragments!
Vral looks at A *newbie human*.
Scrat blasts a black stallion's right leg into bloody fragments!
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Critical >
A *newbie female human* says 'fur'
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Critical >
A *newbie female human* says 'run'
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full - a black stallion: Critical >
Scrat blasts a black stallion's left leg into bloody fragments!
A black stallion is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not sure what genocide means, but this may be it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a black stallion's death cry.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > k horse
A *newbie female human* intercepts Scrat's attack on her mount.
Scrat blasts A *newbie human*'s body into bloody fragments!
A *newbie female human* panics, and attempts to flee!
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
A *newbie female human* leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > [kill ]
They aren't here.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > n
The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Vral has arrived from the south.
Scrat has arrived from the south.
k horse
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > [kill ]
A *newbie female human* intercepts your attack on her mount.
You barely smite A *newbie human*'s right arm.
A *newbie female human* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
Scrat stares at the sky.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
Vral pierces a gray palfrey's body very hard.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
A gray palfrey tries to hit Vral, but he deflects the blow.
Vral pierces a gray palfrey's body.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
Scrat blasts a gray palfrey's left foot into bloody fragments!
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
Scrat blasts a gray palfrey's left leg into bloody fragments!
A gray palfrey tries to hit Vral, but he parries successfully.
Vral pierces a gray palfrey's body hard.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > look newbie
Yasmin is in awful condition.
A *newbie female human* is using:
<used as light> a lantern
<held> a sack
<worn on head> a leather helmet
<worn on body> a worn leather vest
<worn on arms> a light pair of leather coverings
<worn as shield> a wooden practice shield
<worn on legs> a pair of thin leather leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of heavy leather shoes
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full >
Scrat says 'what newbs get lvl 5 ride...'
* R S HP:Hurt DP:Good MV:Full > 4
Scrat blasts a gray palfrey's left leg into bloody fragments!
A gray palfrey is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a gray palfrey's death cry.
You are thirsty.
A *newbie female human* regains consciousness.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Scrat - The Tar Valon Road
Vral - The Tar Valon Road
Razhak - The Tar Valon Road
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > / the real newbies :P
l
[say ]
You hiss 'the real newbies :P'
Vral leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of a gray palfrey.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
The corpse of a gray palfrey is lying here.
Scrat the Wretched Predator is standing here.
Vral the Pariah is standing here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here.
A *newbie female human* leaves north.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > / go in newbie
[say ]
You hiss 'go in newbie'
4
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Scrat - The Tar Valon Road
Vral - The Tar Valon Road
Razhak - The Tar Valon Road
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > / smells?
[say ]
You hiss 'smells?'
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > s
At a Junction of Roads
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
The corpse of a black stallion is lying here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here.
Vral has arrived from the north.
Scrat has arrived from the north.
w
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > s
The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Scrat has arrived from the east.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Vral has arrived from the north.
Scrat has arrived from the north.
Scrat shakes his head.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
Scrat the Wretched Predator is standing here.
Vral the Pariah is standing here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
n
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > e
The Tar Valon Road
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Scrat has arrived from the south.
Vral puts the death scalp of a gray palfrey slain in Tar Valon in a belt pack.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > At a Junction of Roads
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
The corpse of a black stallion is lying here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A plump pheasant is visible flying high in the sky.
A *newbie female human* is standing here.
Vral has arrived from the west.
Scrat has arrived from the west.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* has arrived from the north.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* says 'RUN'
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* says 'what does the * symbol mean?' <<<<< So cute!
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* says 'LURNA RUN'
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* leaves north.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* leaves north.
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh > / tell your newbie friedn not to prac lvl 5 ride
[say ]
You hiss 'tell your newbie friedn not to prac lvl 5 ride' <<<<< They didn't even stay for the wise lessons :(
Kaplen
Quote:
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* says 'what does the * symbol mean?' <<<<< So cute!
* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A *newbie female human* says 'LURNA RUN'
Does that sound like "learn to run" said really fast to anyone else?
Cambion
Quote:
On 2005-09-08 21:02, Kanuki wrote:
I remember cambion did this once dont have actually log or remember the imm but goes something like.
Cambion: Hey imm uh can i get my eq back i just went in a dt.
Imm: Uh no but i bet you learned your lesson and wont go in that dt again
Cambion: Ill show you
2mins later
Cambion: and went in the same dt again. Ha
Was reading through these and I saw this one...it went a little something like this...
you tell Sebastian "Hey Sebastian can you get my eq out of that dt?"
Sebastian tells you "Uh no but i bet you learned your lesson and wont go in that dt again"
you tell Sebastian "I'll show you"
you tell Sebastian "Ha, I just did it again to spite you"
Sebastian tells you "Will you marry me?"
Envy
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > narr Skittles!
You narrate 'Skittles!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > narr Do you really taste like the rainbow?
You narrate 'Do you really taste like the rainbow?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skittles narrates 'it depends what part of me you lick'
Nyshai
hahaha. I like that one!
Keruk
Nyshai has a dirty mind.
- Keruk d'Auir
Kayleigh
The Skittles one reminds me of something I think I saw during PK once. Apologies for not remembering it exactly, and I went back about six pages and couldn't find it in here already:
Someone narrates 'Skittles Trail in the Forest'
A few minutes later...
Someone else narrates 'Skittles Pond Between the Hills'
Almost immediately after that...
Someone else narrates 'Skittles At the End of the Rainbow'
Nyshai
Perhaps someone should come clean it :P
Keruk
ShadyFellow tells you 'I'm going to stab you in the eye.'
ShadyFellow tells you 'and not with my Kris.'
*Darad* has arrived from the west, riding a bloodstock stallion.
[charge human] sh >
You struggle to line up your charge...
*Darad* cackles right in your face!
Oops. Your lame efforts cause you to miss.
Bah, woulda laughed louder irl if i hit.
Darad
who's the wise-guy that decided c was the abbreviation for cackle and NOT charge....
or, i could clame that it was my plan to cackle in his face to distract him, thus causing him to miss...ya, that's the ticket
[ This Mail was edited by: Darad on 2006-03-05 06:54 ]
Markus
There's this nifty command called 'alias', try it. :P I discovered it when asking myself the question "whose bright idea was it to make ca cackle, rather than call gate".
I think it's worked out automatically, by alphabet, anyway.
Thomathan
nah, it's not by alphabet. if you press b it does bounce or something like that instead of backstab
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell paj ZING!
You tell Paj 'ZING!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Paj tells you '?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell paj *sigh* Nevermind.
You tell Paj '*sigh* Nevermind.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Paj tells you 'hahaha'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Paj tells you 'ZING!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell paj Bastard!
You tell Paj 'Bastard!'
Thats a freaking huge name.
Janers
I saw some sick name yesterday around TV.
W*insert 25 other characters with alot of w's, y's and z's* of *inserthomeland*
Vera
Quote:
a scalp of Zunthe death scalp of a sandsnake slain in the Wilderness
a scalp of Zunthe death scalp of a watersnake slain in Tear
1 items in Reception costing 1/day since 1128803432, 148.006 days ago, valued at 5 with 148 rent due.
a lantern
1 items in Reception costing 17/day since 1128803432, 148.006 days ago, valued at 1200 with 2516 rent due.
a great serpent ring
That from my playerinfo...I'm not actually rented with the scalps so not sure why they're there...but! I've killed Zun! *eek!*
Vera
Predictions:
Quote:
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > ride 5.horse
You start riding him.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > inv
You are carrying:
Nothing.
change mood wimpy
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 118 hit points.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Nani hugs Silfh.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > l
Caemlyn Central Square
You are in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more.
A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Tehdz of Murandy is standing here.
A man gambles away his purse.
A man is here.
A raven is here flying around.
Silfh of the Borderlands is standing here, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.
Mureln of the Borderlands is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
Matthew of Arafel is standing here.
Alais {Wisdom Apprentice} is standing here.
A crow is here flying around.
Torick of Two Rivers is resting here, riding a |3|.warhorse.
Nani of Altara is standing here, riding a |4|.gray palfrey.
|5|.A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
Zeaver of Cairhien is standing here.
Jilieth Mae'thor is standing here, riding a |6|.gray palfrey.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Silfh beams a smile at Nani.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > say How long till Razhak gets here
You say 'How long till Razhak gets here'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > think
You think really hard.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Darby has suddenly arrived.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > embr
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Darby leaves north.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
*Razhak* wiggles his bottom at you...not bad!
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
*Razhak* leaves north riding a shadow stallion.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > n
k dark
Jilieth arches an eyebrow.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > k dark
Middle of a Wide Boulevard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
*Razhak* is standing here, riding a |1|.shadow stallion
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > You slash *Razhak*'s body.
Otoan
Nyshai tells you 'well.. at first I was thinking 'What are these people doing in Tear? They never come to Tear' then I realized I wasn't in Tear :P'
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Josel - The Traveler's Shop
Cormak - City Guardhouse
Saavrid - Tower Square
Nyshai - Reception
Lara - Tower Square
Otoan - Common Room
Solei - Common Room
Flarn - Tower Square
[ This Mail was edited by: Otoan on 2006-03-06 22:54 ]
Marak
Guess who she is talking about :)
Naji narrates 'I can just see the imagine the Dark One rapidly putting out a statement to deny responsibility along the lines of "I don't know her, we've never met, I'm not that desperate.'
Daal
Sabina says 'got light sum1 pls?'
You say 'say that again in English, and not moonspeak'
You say 'and I might oblige'
Sabina leaves north riding a warhorse.
I guess she didn't want to speak English =/
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-03-07 22:57, Daal wrote:
Sabina says 'got light sum1 pls?'
You say 'say that again in English, and not moonspeak'
You say 'and I might oblige'
Sabina leaves north riding a warhorse.
I guess she didn't want to speak English =/
hahahahaha, that's firetrucking awesome :P
Kaplen tells you 'Logged back in to tell you I loved you'
You chat 'w00t prison break is on tonight'
Lavitz chats 'your breaking out of prison and letting us all know about it?'
Lavitz chats 'excellent plan'
Lavitz chats 'now they won't suspect you'
You chat 'wtf kind of a prison guard plays a mud?'
You chat 'the one that does the rounds in the showers?'
Lavitz chats 'actually i am kind of a prison guard'
:o
Laolin
HAHA, Im so glad you posted that blyd. I was going to but closed the screen before i copied it.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.
Kinsela of Tarabon is sitting here.
Dillar of Shienar is resting here.
Barney of Two Rivers is resting here.
Eragon of the Borderlands is resting here.
Flarn the Assistant Instructor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Dillar says 'missed a bash, sat, and was stabbed from hurt to dead'
groan
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You groan loudly.
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Dillar says 'sheesh'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > say well i got backstabbed by a chicken headded trollock
Ok.
Dillar says 'nice'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Barney says 'well i got killed by a cat!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Dillar throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Thore
Speaking of the c alias being cackle and not charge, has anyone ever been on a char whose aliases are TOTALLY fubared? Like people who use "t" as something different than tell? Or "g" as something other than get? Not quite a quote, but funny nonetheless.
Akael
Give someone a character that has things like "look, rest, say" all aliased to narrate "I'm the Dragon Reborn!"
Thore
That'd be hilarious.
Drol
Actually, that's been done, kinda... I was grouped with a charc that had been traded, and all the aliases for said character were 'k seanchan'... Needless to say, sitting in Seandar and suddenly have DW mobs start hacking away at you is less than fun :P
Kaplen
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > rem belt
You stop using a plain brown belt.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > drop breeches
You drop a pair of baggy breeches.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Makeetha smiles and sits on the edge of the fountain to watch.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > hold balls
You grab several colored balls.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > pj
[perform juggling] >
You start juggling several balls.
*
Hiro says 'rofl kaplen'
You deftly keep the balls spinning.
*
Returner grins evilly.
Flashes of blue, green, red and white spin by as you keep the balls aloft.
=
Hiro says 'its like porn in text!'
*
You send the balls soaring into the air, and with a flourish of your cloak you catch them one at a time.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Returner grins evilly.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say I was going to hold balls and play flute, but I didn't bring it with me.
You say 'I was going to hold balls and play flute, but I didn't bring it with me.'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Hiro says 'rofl'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Hiro says 'must be pretty big :wink:'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Returner says 'Those flutes suck anyway.'
Dur
BRING THE GLEMAN TO FALME
The Empire demands entertainment! *sigh* The col just arn't funny. Except bruc, and only cuz he's funny lookin'
Kaplen
You are wanted by: Seanchan Empire
I guess I always misinterpreted that...
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-03-09 03:31, Dur wrote:
BRING THE GLEMAN TO FALME
The Empire demands entertainment! *sigh* The col just arn't funny. Except bruc, and only cuz he's funny lookin'
I'd show up, but you all have a habit of playing "whack the human" without looking at my name or title first. Not that I mind. The smart ones usually realize who I am when I'm talking to them between bashes and then leave.
Partisan
Hmm, maybe I should go back to Falme one day and put on a show inside the city again. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea!
Davvi
I know its old, but I still laugh at the reactions:
On the paper is the following:
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Geoff shows a sheet of paper to you.
There is something written upon it:
Suddenly Jairl places a curved clear dagger in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.
New characters should LOOK NAMES, TELL GUARDIAN KIT and LOOK NOTICE.
To find exit locations you should LOOK EXITS.
It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
obvious exits: D
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. 3
You've forgotten everything you've learned!
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Geoff shows a sheet of paper to Leath.
Leath says 'wtf'
Tyrm throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Leath says 'he killed me'
Tyrm snickers softly.
Leath slaps Tyrm. <--- Dont know what he did...
Leath says 'i lost a level'
Tyrm sniffs sadly.
Leath says 'why you do that'
Tyrm says 'no you didn't'
Leath says 'wtf happened'
Leath falls down laughing.
Tyrm says 'it's a paper'
Geoff says 'You got stabbed!'
Leath says 'o'
Drol
Faen chats 'Ok who wants to xp'
Jiriak chats 'I would, but I'm leveling and going to bed. It's 2:30 am'
Laolin chats 'that would be cool'
Laolin chats 'Im leveling before i go to bed too, but with drol'
You chat '....'
Jiriak chats 'going to bed with drol?'
You chat 'He means...'
Laolin chats 'perhaps'
You chat 'nvm'
Chuck Norris shouts 'Trollocs don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!'
Go figure :P
Nyshai
Ajax chats 'trading a strangely marked necklace looking for abs'
Geoff chats 'Trading a jcuff and a silver med, looking for abs/axes.'
Casper chats 'Trading my remaining sanity, looking for uber stats.'
Karri
Angriff: rain is jesus
Angriff: i wish i was rain
Me: he is
Angriff: you are confirming that rain is jesus?
Ne: yeah
Angriff: he's just so smart/cool
Me: i know!
Me: id marry him over zork any day
Angriff: the easiest way into my pants is to be rain
[ This Mail was edited by: Karri on 2006-03-11 03:20 ]
Nyshai
alright.. karri's post was funnier than mine.. *marks up a point for karri*
i did all the work!
(i know i shouldn't have suggessted she post that...)
Kaplen
* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical > You try to quietly draw a dirty rock from a brightly-colored sash.
You throw a dirty rock at the Shadowmauler. Critical >
* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
A dirty rock arcs through the air.
* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
A dirty rock rips through the Shadowmauler's guts as he collapses to the ground.
The Shadowmauler is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Kinsela
Made me laugh
Quote:
On 2006-03-11 20:23, Trukhachevski wrote:
Chuck Norris statted a character on wotmud, but the mud crashed when he practiced 150% kick.
Falyn
You tell Hiro 'aw. tis nothing to be ashamed of. Some people have freaky fetishes.'
Hiro tells you 'yah. some people. *cough*'
Hiro tells you 'those sickos. *hides a high heal shoe*'
Crazy Col =P
[ This Mail was edited by: Falyn on 2006-03-12 23:00 ]
Daal
You tell Alessa 'whats it take to be a novice, i think i'd look good in white'
Alessa tells you 'We'd have to cut off your peepee'
Alessa tells you 'And sew some booobs on you'
You tell Alessa 'that painful?'
Alessa tells you 'It's for the good of the team.'
Alessa
I would never say that!
Tsani
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin bellows 'MOMMIE! Tsani ismaking fun of me, calling me fat, and slapping me..'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin says 'your in SOO much trouble now'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin says 'wander is big and black and he'll kick your ass'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Leath snickers softly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin says 'and hes my mommie'
Karri
Angriff: i think i'm going to go log into one of my chars that has better stats than all of your chars added together
And it's true.
Res
Aldevir narrates 'anyone near a door be careful, dovim is on'
Lawrence narrates 'andor people careful, dovim and TORIT on'
Aldevir narrates 'Any FC be careful, TORIT is on :P'
Giyn narrates 'Horse riders careful, Hress might log on.'
Mikaela narrates 'Novices be careful, Mikaela is on
Callemaea
Langois chats or narrs something to the effect of "It must be my birthday. I just found a lightstick and two (three?) warhorses."
Langois continues, with something like, "So now I can see in the dark while I ride my horse."
Silas
Jason says 'north is for the weak'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jason leaves north riding a wild stallion.
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-03-14 20:53, Silas wrote:
Jason says 'north is for the weak'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jason leaves north riding a wild stallion.
Ahahaha! ZING!
Inochi
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mistress Tiedra farts loudly. How rude!
Divina says 'thats good to hear'
heh
Abner
Was giving away a few peices of high end abs. Told everyone that the first person to find me, and tell me how much they loved me would get them.
The winner was:
Serops tells you 'I love you soooo much, I spray Abner scent on my pillow at night.'
Orpheum
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish seductively blinks his eyes at you.
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish says 'oh ffs'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Shimu says 'Im good :)'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded > stare grish
You stare dreamily at Grish, completely lost in his eyes..
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish says 'i hate male chars'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish sighs softly.
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Mongrel says 'lol'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish says 'i make them all pansies'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish bursts into tears.
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded > tkiss grish
You run your fingers through Grish’s hair and kiss him tenderly on the lips.
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish howls triumphantly.
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Grish humps the air.
Tristen
* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Jerez narrates 'ok returning eq to the rogue who hid in taims room and ripped'
Meren shouts 'At least have some dignity and return? That was appalling, the doubleline simply didn't happen'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Jerez narrates 'no return'
[ This Mail was edited by: Tristen on 2006-03-17 12:05 ]
Brocas
Trauma says 'Me and Zang ended up at these girls apartment...'
Eltargrim says 'ha!'
Trauma says 'And he gets on wotmud at their place. :)'
Trauma says 'I couldnt believe that. :)'
Trauma says 'I look over and there he is. :wink:'
[00:03] *** Channel mode is +stnr
[00:04] <zalaq> sup
[00:04] <zalaq> let me remind you that this game that we're all sorrily addicted sucks balls
[00:05] <zalaq> sure, build your expectations
[00:05] <Karmen> and this game saves me lots and lots of money
[00:05] <zalaq> but be assured, somewhere along the way people will show up
[00:05] <zalaq> and in real life you might be able to brush them off
[00:06] <zalaq> not talk to them on the subway
[00:06] <zalaq> quit the job that they're offering
[00:06] <zalaq> dump their sorry asses
[00:06] <zalaq> or whatever
[00:06] <zalaq> but rest assured
[00:06] <zalaq> in this game, they're out to get you
[00:06] <zalaq> and even if you play by their rules
[00:06] <zalaq> the man is to get youy
[00:07] <zalaq> and the man WILL get you
[00:07] <zalaq> if not get to you
[00:07] <zalaq> and not if, but when, you drop that soap
[00:07] <zalaq> write some firetrucking sorry lyrics
[00:07] <zalaq> pout to your spouse/gf/bf/whatever you fancy
[00:07] <zalaq> but your whining aside
[00:08] <zalaq> eat it
[00:08] <zalaq> and go to hell
[00:08] <zalaq> because this game is designed that way
[00:08] <zalaq> you learn to love it
[00:08] <zalaq> but it's designed to make it hate you
[00:08] <zalaq> and it does
[00:08] <zalaq> hate you
[00:08] <zalaq> so, excuse my french,
[00:09] <zalaq> go to hell
[00:09] <zalaq> because the man hates you
[00:09] <zalaq> and his name is socially constructed and might not be male
[00:09] <zalaq> but gender studies aside
[00:10] <zalaq> he or she is stupid and he really wants you to firetruck off
[00:10] <zalaq> HUZZAH
Isha
Did anyone laugh at that in irc?
Daal
no
Kaplen
Yeah, that's kind of cheating to post your own rant on funny quotes. It only counts if someone tells you to post it.
Rilari
* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
An armorer tells you 'Wear it proudly!!'
You now have a bridle made of leather.
An armorer puts some coins in a soft leather pouch.
Now I'm a little worried :P I knew Domani were strange...but...
Tristen
Mikaela says 'ah, yes. I've been meaning to pay a visit to Emond's Field and view this granddaughter of yours, Flarn.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'not sure why she was named that... and I hope that my boy will learn not to go drinking with the lady Borderguards again...'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn chuckles politely.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tish has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Peter pokes Flarn in the ribs.
Tish blinks her eyes innocently.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An old woman has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Peter says 'best not be drinking with my lady borderguard'
Tish looks at you.
Mikaela says 'She is reported to have said or done some things that may bear the attention and guidance of the White Tower.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look
Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
An old woman smiles kindly.
Tish O'Reily-Deveron is standing here.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Wilfred of the Borderlands is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Peter el'Drien, loving husband to Lanna is standing here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A calm woman bathed in serenity seems to attract your attention.
Falyn the Journey Accepted is standing here.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
Lady Mikaela den Lushenos Aes Sedai is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Flarn De'Lossian, Pie Fiend of Tar Valon is standing here.
Faerlein the Wearied Novice is standing here.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'erm... he did, several years back now'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An old woman has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tish says 'If you're talking about me, I'll just leave now :P'
Tish says 'Mikaela tells you 'the day I have you in Novice White is the day they make me Amyrlin Seat.''
[ This Mail was edited by: Tristen on 2006-03-18 10:51 ]
Tish
"meh" - quote from lara upon reading above post...
Allesandra
XXX says 'council quest'
XXX says 'oh ffs'
The Tear town crier strokes his chin thoughtfully.
XXX firetrucks the criers head !
You snicker softly.
The Tear town crier beams a smile at XXX.
You say 'he liked it'
Dal
You reply to Marak 'i knows'
Marak tells you 'i knows you knows :)'
You reply to Marak 'i knows you knows i knows'
Marak tells you 'you have learnt the great game well, don't you know'
Orpheum
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 43(333) hit and 114(221) movement points.
You have scored 10338638 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 1661362 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 48 Turn points to date.
You have played 7 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Orpheum the Trolloc (Level 28).
You are standing.
ww
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Intan - Blighted Grove
Orpheum - Dreary Plains
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > 1
1
[kill intan]
They aren't here.
Intan has arrived from the west.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [kill intan]
You blast Intan's left leg.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Intan: Wounded >
Intan blasts your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You barely blast Intan's body.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Intan: Battered > b
[bash ]
=
Intan blasts your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
As Intan avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Intan: Battered > cmb
cmw
f
south
Intan blasts your head hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
south
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > south
[change mood brave]
All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [change mood wimpy]
All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > l
All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 0(333) hit and 114(221) movement points.
You have scored 10339015 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 1660985 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 48 Turn points to date.
You have played 7 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Orpheum the Trolloc (Level 28).
You are stunned! You can't move!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > laugh
All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > emote adsflk
All you can do right now is think about the stars!
HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You regain consciousness.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > l
score
Dreary Plains
These plains are featureless, grey tundra. It is covered by a short, black
grass that smells of vinegar when broken. A few dead trees are scattered
about, homes of countless maggots and insects. They are black, coccooned in
a clear slime. A fence runs across the tundra to the north, behind which is
a grey barn.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.
Intan the Master of Disaster is standing here mending a weapon.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > cry
You have 18(333) hit and 144(217) movement points.
You have scored 10339015 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 1660985 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 48 Turn points to date.
You have played 7 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Orpheum the Trolloc (Level 28).
You are standing.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Waaaaah..
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Intan snickers softly.
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > say You fiend!
You say 'You fiend!'
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Intan blasts your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Intan: Wounded > cmw
f
south
south
south
You blast Intan's body.
Intan blasts your body hard.
You are dead! Sorry...
[ This Mail was edited by: Orpheum on 2006-03-19 22:03 ]
Thena
I assume that this was Raz since he had been running around making a pest of himself lately.
Someone shouts 'yo, Newbie who is at In Front Of The Farmhouse. You got like 5 rats. Lose them, you are greatly annoying me.'
Isha
Yeah, that was Raz. I think he shouts more than the rest of DS combined.
Surtain
I dunno, zork often goes on and on. Jaster plays his jokes. We should have someone count those three over the next month and divide by playtime :P
Isha
orrrrrrr, we could no-shout them like they deserve.
Jaster probably gets no-shouted the most out of those three though. Hmmmm....I wonder why.........
Razhak
Quote:
On 2006-03-20 13:08, Thena wrote:
I assume that this was Raz since he had been running around making a pest of himself lately.
Someone shouts 'yo, Newbie who is at In Front Of The Farmhouse. You got like 5 rats. Lose them, you are greatly annoying me.'
Hey.. you people can't imagine the spam a statter with 5+ rats can impose upon me!
Jonhi
Bet you I can.
Caela
Yeah I think I can.
Hettar
Even in a usually very secure city you have to be on your toes!!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
A gray palfrey has arrived from the north.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
A gray palfrey leaves north.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > You say 'gray palfrey moving about here'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > Serenda Street
The main retail and business center of Amador, in this section of bustling
Amador a number of shops and services can be obtained. The splashing of
fountain just south in the central square adds a rythmic backdrop to the
din of the people that fill the city. A general store offering a wide
variety of necessities stands to the east; a busy financial institution
is housed in an impressive stone building to the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
A dirty rock lies here, collecting dust.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ri
dden by you.
A well-dressed man walks by.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
A shaggy brown mare has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Hettar - Serenda Street
Mance - Amador Northern Gate
Jilik - Amador Central Square
Drefan - Amador Central Square
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Jilik tells you 'haunted horse :wink:'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
A gray palfrey has arrived from the north.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
A gray palfrey clumsily approaches you with an ebony shortblade, but you fend of
f the attack.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Healthy >
You strike a gray palfrey's body into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Hurt > You say 'lol'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Hurt >
You strike a gray palfrey's right foot extremely hard.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
You strike a gray palfrey's right arm extremely hard.
You swiftly dodge a gray palfrey's attempt to pierce you.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Battered >
You strike a gray palfrey's right leg extremely hard.
A gray palfrey tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Beaten >
You strike a gray palfrey's body very hard.
A gray palfrey tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Critical >
You strike a gray palfrey's body very hard.
A gray palfrey is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - a gray palfrey: Incapacitated >
You strike a gray palfrey's left foot into bloody fragments!
A gray palfrey is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear a gray palfrey's death cry.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > Immortals
--------
0 players displayed.
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full > Luler narrates 'they gatye'
You chat 'LOL A gray Palfrey just tried to backstab me with an ebony shortblade'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > It is the corpse of a gray palfrey.
When you look inside, you see:
corpse (here) :
plain brown pants
an ebony shortblade
a plain brown shirt
a plain hood
Acea
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > A small dog stands on its hind legs against the knees of a small dog.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say no!!!
You say 'no!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog starts humping!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say BAD DOG!!!
You say 'BAD DOG!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog humps.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Must you do this in public?!?!
You say 'Must you do this in public?!?!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog barks.
Kaplen
Gahris chats 'ok just put up a shocker'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Returner chats 'I'll trade a lightsaber for a shocker'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gahris chats 'ill trade leadership of col'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat 'I'll trade a throwing knife for a box of shut-the-hell-up.'
A few moments later...
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat ...thank you.
You chat '...thank you.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gahris chats 'hahhha you thought you had me'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gahris chats 'DIDNT YOU'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > ignore gahris
Ok. You are now ignoring that one.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat 'Gahris on ignore.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gahris beeps you!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > beep kaplen
You will no longer hear beeps.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat 'Beeps off too, tricksy hobbitses.'
[ This Mail was edited by: Kaplen on 2006-03-22 02:05 ]
Theoden
I'd like to add, that the next time you are PKing against Zork, yell a random piece of anatomy at him, demanding a definition and all bodily systems associated with its function.
Razhak
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Blarg the Ghar'ghael master narrates 'Ghar'ghael go kill humans.'
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > eat rations
You eat the rations.
You are full.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > who
Players
-------
Mendoze the Myrddraal [Chosen]
~ Astares the Servant of the Dark [Watchers]
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
4 players displayed.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > na what ghar ghael?
You narrate 'what ghar ghael?'
Scrat
Ugh, why can't be I be on when he says something like that? :(
Skittles
wow, I think that wholist is good enough for funny quotes.
Jonhi
Razhak is the only joke on it though.
Keladry
Quote:
On 2006-03-23 16:16, Jonhi wrote:
Razhak is the only joke on it though.
:P
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-03-23 16:16, Jonhi wrote:
Razhak is the only joke on it though.
LMAO!!!
hahahahahahaha, I couldn't have said it better myself, LOL!
<3
Bardock
Quote:
On 2006-03-23 08:52, Razhak wrote:
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Blarg the Ghar'ghael master narrates 'Ghar'ghael go kill humans.'
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > eat rations
You eat the rations.
You are full.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > who
Players
-------
Mendoze the Myrddraal [Chosen]
~ Astares the Servant of the Dark [Watchers]
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
4 players displayed.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > na what ghar ghael?
You narrate 'what ghar ghael?'
LOL
that's great stuff!
Dare
Human1 chats 'what is a finely worked ankle braclet for? anything?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Human2 chats 'buttsex'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn town crier says 'Thanks... but you've done this 5 times already!'
Couldn't help but put this on in here.
Markus
Quote:
On 2006-03-23 08:52, Razhak wrote:
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Blarg the Ghar'ghael master narrates 'Ghar'ghael go kill humans.'
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > eat rations
You eat the rations.
You are full.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > who
Players
-------
Mendoze the Myrddraal [Chosen]
~ Astares the Servant of the Dark [Watchers]
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
4 players displayed.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > na what ghar ghael?
You narrate 'what ghar ghael?'
Haha, I can just see him, preparing to munch on his rations, raising his head to look around, asking that question, shrugging and going back to his food.
Did the mob reply? :wink:
Darad
You say 'spear scratched one sec'
Riasa says 'mine also'
A parrot opens his beak slightly as if trying to speak.
A parrot squawks hesitantly 'mine also'.
well then we better all mend up!
Orpheum
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skittles has entered the game.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The trolloc keeper yawns.
Skittles wiggles his bottom.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The trolloc keeper helps Skittles into his private chamber.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > blink
You blink your eyes innocently.
Mongrel
i forgot i to log this one at the time so excuse the errors
narr pshh i know im just pmsing again...and im a dude...
Vivienne apears in a white pillar of light.
vivienne says 'Want my cure for that?
sa did i just say i was pmsing...?
Vivienne says 'Yes.'
Vivienne says 'I recommend parsley, herbal tea and sex until it goes away.'
[ This Mail was edited by: Mongrel on 2006-03-28 23:58 ]
Surtain
Have you met him? I don't see that cure likely :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Surtain on 2006-03-29 01:56 ]
Drol
Yeah, parsley is such a hard thing to find...
[ This Mail was edited by: Drol on 2006-03-29 06:22 ]
Razhak
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > Hall of Nightmares
The massive stone barracks is lined with large wooden cots and mats, and
before each of these sits a large footlocker for stashing personal items.
Many of the cots are filled with sleeping Trollocs, whom toss and turn as
they dream twisted nightmares of a world where they must love thy neighbor
and peacefully coexist.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A small sack of freshly ground green ivy. [3]
The Trolloc RP board is mounted on a wall here.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A fade fights to keep his grip on several leashes.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A grim-eyed man patrols the area for his Dark Lord.
A bored looking trolloc lounges here.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > g all
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You get a sack of green ivy.
You get a sack of green ivy.
You get a sack of green ivy.
a bulletin board: You can't take that!
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > p all pack
[put ]
Gargon the trolloc smiles happily.
You put a sack of green ivy in a backpack.
You put a sack of green ivy in a backpack.
You put a sack of green ivy in a backpack.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A fade leaves south.
A huge darkhound leaves south.
A huge darkhound leaves south.
A huge darkhound leaves south.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > fade VmNubyAzIGZmY2ZjMmEyMGIgMjM= <<<<< Light.. wtf.. this room is dark.. ahh well.. lets go 1s and fade from there..
s
Cancelled.
Northern Streets of Thakan'dar
A large stone barracks breaks the emptiness of the east and west running street
from where it sits nestled against the northern wall of Thakan'dar. Farther to
the west the street can be seen to begin curving south around the great citadel
which dominates the sky to the southeast of here.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A fade fights to keep his grip on several leashes.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > e <<<<< Light?!!
Northern Streets of Thakan'dar - Before the Citadel
The dark shadow of the great citadel is cast across this desecrated street,
throwing the area into even greater darkness than the ill lit streets to the
east and the west. To the south lies the great obsidian doors that seal the
Great Lord's inner sanctum from the rest of Thakan'dar. Compared to the massive
building standing to the south, the large watch tower fixed atop the city walls
to the north seems almost laughable.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A shadow stallion has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > eq <<<<< Lets check my eq then.. perhaps I somehow wearing a light..
You are using:
<held> an oilstone
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty
<worn around neck> an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a dark riding cape of mottled brown
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a great claymore
<worn about waist> a belt with a buckle of cuendillar
<worn on belt> a dagger
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots <<<<< Nope!
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > s <<<<<< Light....
Before the Citadel of the Night
Rising up in horrible splendor the gates of the Citadel of the Night breach the
towering bulk of the dark palace that rises to touch the boiling clouds far
above Thakan'dar. Sealed with a great door of obsidian, twice the height of a
man, the Citadel of the Great Lord is closed to would-be interlopers.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A tall and cloaked myrddraal locks eyes with you, smiling cruelly.
A tall and cloaked myrddraal locks eyes with you, smiling cruelly.
A tall and cloaked myrddraal locks eyes with you, smiling cruelly.
A tall and cloaked myrddraal locks eyes with you, smiling cruelly.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > s
s
w
Entrance to the Dark Citadel
Once past the massive porticullus the walls are still made of black obsidian,
but polished now to a fine luster. As the light plays across their shiny face
the whole surface seems to roll and shift like dirty oil over moving water. The
hall leads south deeper into the dark reaches of the Great Lord's citadel.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A shadow stallion has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > Ground Level of the Spiraling Stairs
Dominating this small chamber is a great spiraling column of black rock from
which steps have been cut to provide passage to the levels above and descends
down through the floor to the mysteries below. This is a nexus in the citadel,
passage in all directions is possible.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U ]
Shaidar Haran, the Hand of the Dark, stands by in cold amusement.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > The Portal Chamber <<<<< Light?! But this is a permadark room...
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A shadow stallion has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > l
eq
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You are using: <<<<< Checking again incase I lost my marbles..
<held> an oilstone
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty
<worn around neck> an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a dark riding cape of mottled brown
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a great claymore
<worn about waist> a belt with a buckle of cuendillar
<worn on belt> a dagger
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > ponder
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > l
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > na mmhmm odd
You narrate 'mmhmm odd'
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > look shadow <<<<< Checking if my horse turned into a lightfriend somehow...
This beast of the Shadow resembles the horse stock it was spawned from only
in physical form. Malignant red eyes and fangs where there should be teeth
tell the story of a creature tainted by the Dark One. The spawn tears the
ground with razor-sharp hooves, leaving scars even in the bare rock.
A shadow stallion is in excellent condition.
a shadow stallion is using:
<worn about waist> a war saddle with stirrups
<worn on feet> gleaming horseshoes <<<<< Nope...
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > l <<<<< Still light.. this means there is only one explanation left!
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > / imm.. i know you here :P
[say ]
You hiss 'imm.. i know you here :P' <<<<< TADA!
l
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
/ next time.. turn off your light
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > [say ]
You hiss 'next time.. turn off your light'
l
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > l
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > =
[look in pack]
backpack (used) :
[3] a sack of green ivy
a wealth of gold crowns (167)
a large number of copper pennies (21)
[2] a piece of ore
a skin of human flesh
[2] a black sword
[2] a tinful of a black, foul liquid
[2] a many-faceted stone
[2] a necklace of human teeth
a dagger
the war scalp of Eljaved the Human slain in Saldaea
the death scalp of a bloodstock stallion slain in the Blasted Lands
the war scalp of Worerin the Human slain in Saldaea
a blue pouch of flatwort tea
a splintered crimson skull
a rusty key
a strange white key
[6] a package of iron rations
[2] a thin vial of yellow fluid
* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > l
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > peer
You peer around into the shadows. <<<<< Where is he/she?!
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > who
Players
-------
Shzrei the Master Torturer [Dhai'mon Master]
Chupacabra the "Myth"
Errtu the Darkling Senior [Dha'vol]
Veyron the Trolloc
Graeyd the Wraith
Shackle will bind you [Ghar'ghael]
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Lymael the Dark Blade
Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
9 players displayed.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > sav
l
Saving Razhak.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > grop
You grope around blindly.
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > / i cannot fade like this!
[say ]
You hiss 'i cannot fade like this!'
* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > l
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > l <<<<< And POOF!
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
The Portal Chamber
The walls of this spacious and empty chamber are carved with whirls and
patterns that match the flowing design cut deep into the stone floor. The
chamber itself is empty and barren, nothing has been left that might interfere
with the opening of a travel gate either to or from this room.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > / SEE!
[say ]
You hiss 'SEE!'
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > / I was right!
[say ]
You hiss 'I was right!'
[ This Mail was edited by: Razhak on 2006-03-29 09:19 ]
Theoden
So someone's wishes that "The Light shine upon you" finally worked! Woot!
Vivienne
Actually, I recommended parsley tea, chocolate, and... er... anyway.
Vivienne
Quote:
On 2006-03-28 23:57, Mongrel wrote:
i forgot i to log this one at the time so excuse the errors
narr pshh i know im just pmsing again...and im a dude...
Vivienne apears in a white pillar of light.
vivienne says 'Want my cure for that?
sa did i just say i was pmsing...?
Vivienne says 'Yes.'
Vivienne says 'I recommend parsley, herbal tea and sex until it goes away.'
[ This Mail was edited by: Mongrel on 2006-03-28 23:58 ]
Astares
Quote:
On 2006-03-25 16:20, Bardock wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-03-23 08:52, Razhak wrote:
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Blarg the Ghar'ghael master narrates 'Ghar'ghael go kill humans.'
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > eat rations
You eat the rations.
You are full.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > who
Players
-------
Mendoze the Myrddraal [Chosen]
~ Astares the Servant of the Dark [Watchers]
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
4 players displayed.
o R HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Tiring > na what ghar ghael?
You narrate 'what ghar ghael?'
LOL
that's great stuff!
That was when the Ghar mobs were heading out to attack FD. However, I didn't give any more hints because no one showed any interest. I admit to being a bit rusty, but for awhile there FD was aswarm with trolloc mobs. 3 fades could have had a blast in that. Maybe next time talk to Blarg :)
Razhak
Or Blarg should next time anser a question from his superior :P
Insubordination I tell you!
Wabbafet
Merlyn has entered the game.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Merlyn screams loudly!
Curtis narrates 'they really really love to fight in human friendly zones'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > emo flicks his foxlike ears with a tiny grin as he wanders off to a room in the inn.
Ok.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Cavan Lopar helps Merlyn into his private chamber.
Was it my breath?
Wabbafet
Quote:
On 2006-03-29 06:21, Drol wrote:
Yeah, parsley is such a hard thing to find...
[ This Mail was edited by: Drol on 2006-03-29 06:22 ]
What's parsley?
Fantus
Razhak narrates 'its funny how he relishes in this aura of an elite pker.. but when was the last time any of us saw him wihtout atleast 2 channies grouped? :P'
Otaes
Quote:
On 2006-03-30 11:42, Fantus wrote:
Razhak narrates 'its funny how he relishes in this aura of an elite pker.. but when was the last time any of us saw him wihtout atleast 2 channies grouped? :P'
Lolz
Davvi
Was he talking about Argayle?!? :P
Markus
Borian narrates 'Vivienne is like a big slobbery golden retreaver, she wouldnt hurt a fly'
Markus
Don't have the log any more, but it went something like this:
You narrate 'regroup at wbgs'
Keruk narrates 'I thought you said you weren't grouped?'
You chat 'Smeagol lied :P'
Keruk chats 'die'
Theoden
Vivienne chats 'Question 9: This foot-long rod is otherwise known as... what?'
Gzanum
The Captain of the Guards says 'You killed a puppy? Good job Gzanum.'
Chilares
That's by far and away the best quote on here, Fantus.
Davvi
Must.....restrain.....myself.....of.....answering......question.....9!!!!!
Kaplen
* R HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > hold sack
You grab a sack.
i
* R HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > You are carrying:
[2] a dirty rock
Hmmmm...
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-04-01 15:52, Kaplen wrote:
* R HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > hold sack
You grab a sack.
i
* R HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > You are carrying:
[2] a dirty rock
Hmmmm...
Too bad you had to let go of your balls to hold your sack.
Vivienne
Not a quote, but this was cute today: A newbie sent me a tell today, something like "A Seanchan just killed my friend, what should I do?" To which I replied, "Run?" A few seconds later their response was "Thank you". I love newbies. :)
Vivienne
Rhoan
Vash tells you 'you're worse than Jrac'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell vash Oh yeah?
You tell Vash 'Oh yeah?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vash tells you 'yeah'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You tell Vash 'Your worse than Elultimo.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vash tells you 'ok, that's it, you're a dead man'
Keruk
:lol:
- Keruk d'Auir
Brocas
Christine says:
and i went up to this guy who i thought was my boyfriend and i was like "ugly" to the shirt he was holding up
Erich (HOPP) says:
hahahaha
Christine says:
i looked over and it wasn't my boyfriend
Christine says:
and the guy's like "did you just say that shirt was ugly?"
Bernice
Aira chats 'hehe, would be fun if in the middle of some tense pk you'd get the message "You feel the urge to relieve yourself."'
Aira chats 'and then in increasingly urgent variations, like lanterns dying'
Narmi chats 'we've all had the pk dump urge'
Lendrake chats 'taking a dump would be like mending your weapon'
Lendrake chats 'there would be a timer'
Narmi chats 'rofl'
Aira chats '*nods Narmi* :P'
Narmi chats 'I dont want to know what the descs would be like if it were anything like mending'
You chat 'would suck to get stabbed while taking a dump..'
Lindsie chats '"everyone spam for me"'
You chat 'would be realistic though'
Oak chats 'lmao'
Narmi chats 'Narmi is nearly finished...oh I can't bring myself to it'
Aira chats 'The room message! Aira is here, squatting.'
Aira chats 'ROFL'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Clark chats 'Lol'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Janni chats 'ROFL!'
Janers
lmfao :P
Daal
You tell Maddi 'why hello there'
Maddi tells you 'Hey :P'
You tell Maddi 'how're you tonight'
You tell Maddi 'you know there still is time to save your immortal soul'
You tell Maddi 'and back into the creators fold'
You tell Maddi 'with me as your shepherd'
Maddi tells you 'Wrong character?'
You tell Maddi 'right character'
You tell Maddi 'you've still got time to give up your evil ways, renounce your dark sin, and come to the light'
Maddi tells you 'Aww sorry hun, im not evil..'
Taul tells you 'Your a CRS :P'
Taul tells you 'Fool :P'
You reply to Taul 'oh shizzle'
You tell Maddi 'crap sorry wrong char'
Returner
That's my boy Daal.
Oraste
bwahahahaha
wub j00 daal
Myrddin
Wreckage narrates 'I need to get my car fixed'
Keladry
Quote:
On 2006-04-05 15:26, Oak wrote:
Chainsaws also have dmg bonus against me Maple, Aspen, and Sycamore.
*giggles*
Mord
Intro - Went exping with a lvl 9 who had a kris. 1e was a group of three trees, so i was going to go stab one low so i wouldn't have to buff them that long.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Battered > say i'll stab 1e
You say 'i'll stab 1e'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Battered >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce the ancient tree's roots hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit NoobWithKris, but he deflects the blow.
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Beaten >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
The ancient tree barely hits NoobWithKris's body.
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's crown hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Critical >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Critical > say come and assist when i call for ya
You say 'come and assist when i call for ya'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - NoobWithKris: Wounded - the ancient tree: Critical >
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce the ancient tree's branch very hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit NoobWithKris, but he deflects the blow.
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
NoobWithKris grins evilly.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > kill tree
You pierce the ancient tree's roots very hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - the ancient tree: Scratched > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
You pierce the ancient tree's roots.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - the ancient tree: Scratched >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - the ancient tree: Hurt >
NoobWithKris says 'or when u stab me'<------------it was his idea!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - the ancient tree: Hurt >
NoobWithKris tries to pierce the ancient tree, but it deflects the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - the ancient tree: Hurt > nod
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You nod in agreement.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt > say i want your kris
You say 'i want your kris'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's roots hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
NoobWithKris nods in agreement.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Hurt >
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's crown very hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's branch hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's crown very hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Wounded >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > say but i'll kill you once we get to the alligators
You say 'but i'll kill you once we get to the alligators'<----------i was joking
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris says 'bye bye'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > say so you have farther to run
You say 'so you have farther to run'<--------seriously, i was joking
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
You pierce the ancient tree's roots very hard.
NoobWithKris leaves east riding a gray palfrey.<-------stare
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
You pierce the ancient tree's crown very hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > wher
You pierce the ancient tree's crown hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Mord - Wind Chime in the Tree Top
SomeoneElse - View Towards the Wading Trees
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Beaten >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk.
NOTICE Enabled
notice
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical > You pierce the ancient tree's trunk very hard.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.
l
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical > Wind Chime in the Tree Top
A collection of hollow sticks have been hung high up in one of the tree
tops. Every now and then, a gust of wind rattles the wind chime, making it
give off a mournful, wailing sound. There is a slightly sweet smell of
decay, and the air is damp and heavy to breathe. The dark forest continues
to the east, but a clearing can be seen among the branches to the north.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of the ancient tree is lying here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
A wild boar runs through the forest.
The ancient tree is here, fighting YOU!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Mord - Wind Chime in the Tree Top
SomeoneElse - View Towards the Wading Trees
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Critical >
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk extremely hard.
The ancient tree is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You pierce the ancient tree's branch very hard.
The ancient tree is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear the ancient tree's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > tell NoobWithKris!
Who do you wish to tell what??
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > tell NoobWithKris !
NoobWithKris tells you 'u will never catch me'
You tell NoobWithKris '!'
seriously, i was joking! it was tooooo funny though
[ This Mail was edited by: Mord on 2006-04-06 17:07 ]
Dayne
Quote:
On 2006-04-04 21:22, Daal wrote:
You tell Maddi 'why hello there'
Maddi tells you 'Hey :P'
You tell Maddi 'how're you tonight'
You tell Maddi 'you know there still is time to save your immortal soul'
You tell Maddi 'and back into the creators fold'
You tell Maddi 'with me as your shepherd'
Maddi tells you 'Wrong character?'
You tell Maddi 'right character'
You tell Maddi 'you've still got time to give up your evil ways, renounce your dark sin, and come to the light'
Maddi tells you 'Aww sorry hun, im not evil..'
Taul tells you 'Your a CRS :P'
Taul tells you 'Fool :P'
You reply to Taul 'oh shizzle'
You tell Maddi 'crap sorry wrong char'
hahaha that's hysterical!
Aira
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Amador cityguard narrates 'Children, rally! Drive the channelers away!'
An Amador cityguard narrates 'Daal is holding a lightball at "Amador Northern Gate"!!!'
An Amador cityguard narrates 'Children, rally! Drive the channelers away!'
An Amador cityguard narrates 'Valind is holding a lightball at "Amador Northern Gate"!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois daal
Daal the Under-lieutenant is a level 39 Child of Light human.
A battle hardened man stands here clad in a long white cloak
embroidered with a golden sunburst on the left breast and a
silver lightning bolt below that. He greets those who walk
in the Light with his soft voice and gentle touch.
[ This Mail was edited by: Aira on 2006-04-08 10:19 ]
Warmonger
Oak chats 'i feel bad gettin all this head and not giving in return'
Oak chats 'heads*'
i love oaks typos
Oraste
Cambion tells you 'So you going to group and hit yet?'
* R HP:Battered MV:Full > say to get rif
Cambion tells you 'Instead of this solo dung?'
where
R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Josef - Tear Central Square
Oraste - Tear Central Square
Nzame - Tear Central Square
Gaverie - Tear Central Square
and outside...
where
R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Breckon - Outside a Palisade Gate
Eimyr - Outside a Palisade Gate
Aldwyn - Outside a Palisade Gate
Rhoan - Outside a Palisade Gate
Cambion - Outside a Palisade Gate
Kanuki - Outside a Palisade Gate
Oraste - Outside a Palisade Gate
Cambion tells you 'Been fun wasting my time but I'm leaving now'
basically he meant only aldwyn knows how to type 'track oraste' while they needed 5 people to sit and block 2 gates for me :wink:
[ This Mail was edited by: Oraste on 2006-04-09 01:35 ]
Hiro
that is sadly funny. no clue why people even bother pking against people like hress and razhak, or against same siders who refuse to fight fair 1on1 or even numbers.
just deny these people pk.
Warmonger
Hey wheres the humor in that Hiro? This isnt a lame quotes thread ;p
Aden
Quote:
On 2006-04-07 03:09, Kaplen wrote:
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give bone dog
Knick...
-=+**+=- -=
Knack...
+**+=- -=+*
Patty-whack...
*+=- -=+**+
You give a bone to a small dog.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat, 'Who's the knuckle-head who imp'd this stupid bone code?'
Laolin
Quote:
On 2006-04-06 17:03, Mord wrote:
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > say but i'll kill you once we get to the alligators
You say 'but i'll kill you once we get to the alligators'<----------i was joking
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris says 'bye bye'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris pierces the ancient tree's trunk hard.
You pierce the ancient tree's trunk.
The ancient tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered > say so you have farther to run
You say 'so you have farther to run'<--------seriously, i was joking
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
NoobWithKris panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - the ancient tree: Battered >
You pierce the ancient tree's roots very hard.
NoobWithKris leaves east riding a gray palfrey.<-------stare
[ This Mail was edited by: Mord on 2006-04-06 17:07 ]
HAHAHA! Thank you for that Mord.
Bert
I was worried with Eagles and their love of Sheeps' but this action was plain unsettling!!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Clothier's Shop
A wide variety of clothing hangs neatly on orderly rows of racks which
fill this tidy shop. Even the tailor's work space is kept free of the
debris which normally covers the floor of a shop as busy as this one.
A doorway to the west leads out onto Sunburst Way.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A well-dressed man walks by.
An Amador cityguard keeps a watchful eye on all who pass by.
A merchant guard, intent on keeping order, stands guard.
A merchant guard, intent on keeping order, stands guard.
A tailor mends some clothing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar looks at a tailor.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A well-dressed man leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You incline your head in greeting to Sundar.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar smiles happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar greets you with a light kiss on your cheek.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You chuckle politely.
Sundar slaps himself, really strange...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'oooo'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'lol'
Sundar falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A worker leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'sorry bro going on the boards'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You cackle gleefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar nods in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar chuckles politely.
Rumble
Argh narrates 'ARGH! I'm awake
hahahaha
Argh
Now to wait for the day when all of LS is screaming that, with my spork driven into their spleen.
Zegrith
Ha I can imgaine the convos
xxx narrates ' Argh rip'
xxx narrates ' you rip?'
xxx narrates ' no, argh rip!!
xxx narrate ' oh, thought you meant argh, you were ripping'
etc... you get the idea ;P
Monglet
Quote:
On 2006-04-10 15:47, Mantas wrote:
With the expansion of the seanchan island, how about putting Falme under lightside control?...
<font size=-1>[ This Mail was edited by: Mantas on 2006-04-10 15:49 ]</font>
I thought this was pretty funny in a dumb kind of way.
Razhak
Myrddin speaks from the Dark '3 masters, 2 myrddraal and Turyk...'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > who
Players
-------
Carnage - Dhai'mon Master
Puny the Master Havoc [Ko'bal Master]
Turyk the Ghost
~ Lord Myrddin says '...but I'm as good once as I ever was.' [Watchers]
Razhak the Dark Myrmiddon [Chosen]
7 Hress the Myrddraal [Chosen]
Murnych The Swedish King, Opressor of Finnish colonies [Dha'vol Master]
7 players displayed.
o S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
Puny narrates 'yeap'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You narrate 'i agree.. we got to get rid of Turyk'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
Carnage narrates 'That's how we roll...'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
Turyk narrates 'right :wink:'
Karania
Tarn narrates 'or commit suicide'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tarn narrates 'either is good'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Returner narrates 'That was what I was thinking'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Tarn narrates 'I know....'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Returner narrates 'Suicide is usually a good solid reliable option'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Tarn narrates 'I'm in your head'
....Not sure what was the topic,, but struck me as amusing to log on to
Vivienne
A newbie male human says 'Who is this guy attacking my horse?'
You say 'He's a trolloc and wants to eat you.'
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
A newbie male human says 'Thanks.'
Returner
In response to Karania, the subject was:
Tarn narrates 'PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM TARNAGE!"
Returner narrates 'I would prefer some maximum darnage. My socks are really full of holes.'
Tarn narrates 'The solution: Get new socks!'
Quote:
On 2006-04-11 20:31, Karania wrote:
Tarn narrates 'or commit suicide'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tarn narrates 'either is good'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Returner narrates 'That was what I was thinking'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Tarn narrates 'I know....'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Returner narrates 'Suicide is usually a good solid reliable option'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Tarn narrates 'I'm in your head'
....Not sure what was the topic,, but struck me as amusing to log on to
Karania
lol
was a funny thing to hear on narrates when logging on.
Think i spent most of last night reading this thread, everything then seemed amusing..
Nejiri
This happened with one of my alts :P
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > Caemlyn Road
The southern gate to Caemlyn is just to the north, its huge wood and iron
bound doors fastened into the sparkling walls. The walls themselves rise up
another eight spans above the gates. Here outside the walls is an open air
market, large stalls are filled with all sorts of goods. A loud buzz of
noise hangs in the air most of the time.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
*Razhak* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > 'hmm
You say 'hmm'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > 'you're unsocial!
You say 'you're unsocial!'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full >
*Razhak* hisses 'ppfftt'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > l razhak
You clumsily try to make a move on him.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > sigh
You sigh.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > 'stupid taint
You say 'stupid taint'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full >
You are slapped by *Razhak*.
*Razhak* hisses 'i dont swing that way'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Full > sni
You snicker softly.
*Razhak* leaves north riding a shadow stallion.
Vivienne
During a conversation in which we speak of player attitudes...
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You tell Paladyr 'So long as they throw chocolate, I'm good.'
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Paladyr steps in.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr says 'brb'
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr leaves west.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr has arrived from the west.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A dagger arcs through the air.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You deflect a dagger that was thrown at you.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr strokes his chin thoughtfully.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr leaves west.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr has arrived from the west.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
An enormous chunk of milk chocolate arcs through the air.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ooomf!! You are struck by an enormous chunk of milk chocolate!
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy >
You stab Paladyr's head extremely hard.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy > You snicker softly.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy >
You stab Paladyr's body very hard.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy >
Paladyr falls down laughing.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy > laugh
Paladyr tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You stab Paladyr's right arm extremely hard.
You fall down laughing.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh - Paladyr: Healthy >
You stab Paladyr's right hand into bloody fragments!
Paladyr disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Paladyr steps in.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr says 'that's what I get for throwing chocolate at you!?!'
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr gasps in astonishment.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > hug paladyr
You hug him.
* I1 R:5459 S:Inside HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Paladyr snickers softly.
Returner
wow, you owned Paladyr.
He needs to restat or something.
Akael
It's ok, she wasn't doing any damage.
Lenai woke up to find whatever she had been wearing around her waist had turned into a BG pendant - albeit, still worn around her waist...
Lenai chats 'well dang now i dont have a purty belt :P'
You chat 'you removed it?'
Lenai chats 'yeah'
Lenai chats 'thought we werent supposed to keep them in the inappropriate place..'
Surtain
if you kept it on your waist and had two more on your neck... that'd be totally pimp as dodge.
Aira
Why walking in on people can lead to confusion:
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa I don't care for it.
You say 'I don't care for it.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Bruc says 'leading is fun as hell'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bruc says 'once your group starts leaving corpses behind it'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Janers has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Janers sits down on a stout oaken chair.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa still don't care for it
You say 'still don't care for it'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bruc snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa Never have, likely never will.
You say 'Never have, likely never will.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Bruc pokes you in the ribs.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bruc says 'stop being stubborn'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa No, I just refuse to do things I don't enjoy :P
You say 'No, I just refuse to do things I don't enjoy :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bruc says 'awww cmon you know you want it!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A guard bellows 'All welcome Child Kesumi to the Fortress!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Janers says 'Bruc, she doesnt want to have sex with you...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Janers says 'stop it already'
Dare
Walked into the room durring this.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
XXX says 'What's the password?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
ZZZ embraces XXX warmly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
ZZZ says 'Kaplen sucks?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
XXX says 'YES!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
ZZZ howls triumphantly.
XXX says 'Right.'
Kaplen
I DEMAND NAMES AND LOCATIONS!!!
Skittles
what kinda funny quote was that? you need some names at least.
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-04-15 02:18, Kaplen wrote:
I DEMAND NAMES AND LOCATIONS!!!
Con. Mustard in the prison with a broom stick!
Now THAT is what I call clue.
Akael
It's Col :P
Ulthrak
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn around neck> a pendant of crimson-flecked quartz
<worn around neck> a pendant of crimson-flecked quartz
<worn about body> a decadent white leather dress with a plunging neckline
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn around wrist> a scrimshaw bracelet of delicate beauty
<wielded two-handed> a dark blue tasseled spear
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > exa legault
Legault is in excellent condition.
Legault is using:
<held> a hunter's horn
<worn on head> a leather helmet
<worn about body> a high-collared coat
<slung on back> an oilskin bag
<worn on hands> a thick pair of leather work gloves
<worn around wrist> a long-stemmed crimson rose
<worn as shield> a wooden practice shield
<wielded> an ebony shortblade
<worn on legs> a pair of thin leather leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of well-used worker's boots
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a copper penny
nine gold crowns
a torch
a handful of blackberries
a small keg
a shoufa with a gray veil
a strange fruit
a sack
a dented tankard
a dirty rock
a stiletto
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wink
Have you got something in your eye?
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whoi legault
Legault of Saldaea is a human.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Legault says 'nice dress'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > steal tankard legault
*
Got it!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'nice tankard
Legault falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'nice tankard'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > drink tankard
You drink the light ale.
drink tankard
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You drink the light ale.
You don't feel thirsty any more.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > give tankard legault
You give a dented tankard to Legault.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wink
Have you got something in your eye?
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Legault says 'ass'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Legault leaves west.
Darla
The other day i was on minding my own buisness in ccs trying to find someone to take me with them to tremalking and Razhak appeared. He grinned. I said hi (not wanting to anger him or anything) Then he threw a firework. It went KAAABOOOOOM!!!. And i flew across the sky and landed on a skypath or whatever that was. I ran back totally pissed off and he was gone. I sat back down. He reappeared threw another one sent me flying landing 1 north or the Queen's Blessing.
Razhak
Oh.. good times..
I had 9 sets of fireworks.. I think I used them all but one!
Merlyn
Cambion tells you 'I've been kicking ass all week'
You reply to Cambion 'coo'
You reply to Cambion 'didn't see you on much'
You reply to Cambion 'but i play late at night'
Cambion tells you 'Alts'
You reply to Cambion 'doing the north pk thing'
You reply to Cambion 'ahs'
Herron tells you 'Cambion tells you 'Then rusty ass Herron beats me down like
nothing'' <--rofl
Herron tells you ':P'
Mezo
On a Grassy Mound
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Mazrim Taim stands here, mocking the world.
S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > look taim
Mazrim Taim says 'You Mezo!!! You will die before your time!! '
Mazrim Taim hits your left arm into bloody fragments!
Mazrim Taim's hands weave a bright red flame...
Arrrgggh!!! Your body is on FIRE! You have precious few moments to save your sorry life!
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Mazrim Taim: Healthy > Hawk-eyed and sharp of tongue, Mazrim Taim sneers and looks down at the
world. Few dare to befriend this man, doomed as he is to a life of madness
and the rage of Tar Valon. His manner is shifty, as if he is not to be
entirely trusted, and the corners of his mouth twitch in an almost-smile.
Mazrim Taim is in excellent condition.
Mazrim Taim is using:
<held> a jade carving of an old man
<worn about body> a thin red cloak
<worn on hands> a thin pair of leather gloves
<worn around wrist> an ivy bracelet
<worn around wrist> an intricate silver coil
<worn on legs> a pair of soft leather trousers
<worn on feet> a pair of knee-high boots
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Mazrim Taim: Healthy > cc
f
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 179 hit points.
You panic and attempt to flee!im Taim: Healthy >
n
You flee head over heels.
Grassy Fields
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A wild boar runs through the forest.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > w
n
On a Grassy Mound
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Mazrim Taim stands here, mocking the world.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Sparse Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Sparse Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > w
Clearing in the Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n
Giyn has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion. <--------------- Let's let this guy watch us die!
n
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Forest Glade
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A man clad in deep earthen colors lurks here, watching everything that passes.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > A Grassy Glade
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > s
s
Forest Glade
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A man clad in deep earthen colors lurks here, watching everything that passes.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Clearing in the Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > e
Sparse Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Giyn the Scout is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion. <---------------- Caught you!
s
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Sparse Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n <----------- overspamming everywhere
Sparse Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Giyn the Scout is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Giyn leaves west riding a bloodstock stallion.
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > w
Clearing in the Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Giyn the Scout is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
'hit
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You say 'hit' <-------- Let's greet him... !!
S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > 'hi <---------- Mistype, let's fix!
You say 'hi'
Giyn strikes your body into bloody fragments! <-------------- Whoops...
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
Meizon of Murandy is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
You've forgotten everything you've learned!
HP:Critical MV:Haggard > HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
A kind soul gives a strange fruit to Meizon.
A kind soul gives a torch to Meizon.
HP:Critical MV:Haggard > whois giyn
Giyn the Scout is a level 51 Forrester human.
HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell giyn ... ? <------------ What's up?
You tell Giyn '... ?'
Meizon eats a strange fruit.
HP:Critical MV:Haggard > HP:Critical MV:Weary > HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Giyn tells you 'You told me to hit...' <----------- True... sort of...
HP:Critical MV:Weary > tell giyn oops i know, mistyped
You tell Giyn 'oops i know, mistyped' <------------- explainations in order
HP:Critical MV:Weary >
A kind soul gives you a strange fruit.
A kind soul gives you a torch.
HP:Critical MV:Weary > tell giyn meant to say hi
You tell Giyn 'meant to say hi'
HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Giyn tells you 'oh, sorry.'
Giyn tells you 'I thought you had just gotten incenerated by taim, and wanted me to save you a mob rip'
[ This Mail was edited by: Mezo on 2006-04-16 21:41 ]
Dare
Quote:
On 2006-04-15 02:18, Kaplen wrote:
I DEMAND NAMES AND LOCATIONS!!!
Ok, Ok, Ok, It was Theoden and I :P. Sue me!
[ This Mail was edited by: Dare on 2006-04-17 01:06 ]
Dare
We were all having to much fun. Then someone broke out the 'hiss' alias.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Worship me NOW!!!
You say 'Worship me NOW!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) kneels before you in solemn worship.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
****************************************
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses 'i faded'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses, 'my name is Razhak'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses 'dont post this'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses 'razhak will kill me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human2) falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'Get up off the floor. You look like a fool.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Moiresha says 'lol!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses 'im seriously in fear of my life'
*****************************
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
(newbie human1) hisses 'BOW TO THE CHOSEN'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
(newbie human2) hacks (newbie human1)'s body.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
(newbie human1) sends (newbie human2) sprawling with a powerful bash!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
(newbie human1) barely pierces (newbie human2)'s left foot.
***********************
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) dodges Dare's tackle, and smacks his frail body across the room.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote fingers his jade dagger.
Ok.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) hisses 'YOU DARE ATTACK A CHOSEN?'
************************
S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(Some FC) leans closer to (newbie human1), who now appears to be feeling better.
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(Some FC) leans closer to (newbie human1), who now appears to be feeling better.
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(Some FC) leans closer to (newbie human1), who now appears to be feeling better.
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(newbie human1) hisses 'YES MY DARKFRIEND'
say u lucky i didn't chang e mood from wimpy
* S HP:Battered MV:Full > You say 'u lucky i didn't chang e mood from wimpy'
* S HP:Battered MV:Full > snicker
You snicker softly.
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(Some FC) leans closer to (newbie human1), who now appears to be feeling better.
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(newbie human1) hisses 'HEAL ME'
* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
(Some FC) leans closer to (newbie human1), who now appears to be feeling better.
**************************
S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves north.
* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) smites a worker's body into bloody fragments!
* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) smites a worker's body into bloody fragments!
S HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > l worker
Working diligently, this man seems to not notice anything around him. He
looks strong but prematurely old from working so hard.
A worker is in excellent condition.
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
S HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
(newbie human1) drains the blood from a worker's dead body.
[ This Mail was edited by: Dare on 2006-04-17 04:23 ]
Janers
Hope you thanked Giyn! You would have died due to mobrip when it had ticked! :P
Theoden
jjg22584 = ME
Hannkidz = newb
jjg22584: go outside, maybe out the east gate and then south untill you find an elk
Hannkidz: pheasant on ground?
jjg22584: that works
jjg22584: rem all
jjg22584: drop all
jjg22584: change mood berserk
Hannkidz: Nooooo!!!!!! My stuff! I'm naked!! a naked pheasant hunter!! and damned crazy at that!!
jjg22584: hehe
jjg22584: you'll fit in just fine with this game
Hannkidz: How do I get my stuff back?
Hannkidz: once ive dropped it?
jjg22584: we'll get you new stuff, okay?
Hannkidz: (sigh) If i must The naked crazy man throws himself on the unsuspecting bird...
jjg22584: k pheasant@
jjg22584: muahah!
Hannkidz: dead as a doornail!
Hannkidz: wtf is a door nail anyway?
Hannkidz: I ve got no food
jjg22584: eat meat
jjg22584: *snickers*
Hannkidz: What do I do?
jjg22584: tell guardian kit
(pause)
Hannkidz: Don't just leave me! It was all a trap, wasn't it? To eliminate the competition... I see it all now! I'll have no more of your lies!
jjg22584: tell guardian kit
Hannkidz: He said I already got one.
jjg22584: wear all
Hannkidz: "The Guardian tells you 'You already recieved a kit.'"
Hannkidz: He won't give me another one.
jjg22584: did you go over level 5 at any point?
Hannkidz: I haven't died yet.
jjg22584: who died? you or the bird?
Hannkidz: I'm at level 1 The bird, dammit!
jjg22584: .... find an elk like I said
Hannkidz: I was at level 5 before I f-ing RESTATTED!!!
jjg22584: do you want to know tha average number of restats I had on Theoden?
Hannkidz: A hare and a lamb?
Hannkidz: yeah
jjg22584: ELK
jjg22584: elk damn you!
Hannkidz: mare can i ride?
Hannkidz: deer!
jjg22584: *throws shiny pennies at you*
Hannkidz: *mutters*
jjg22584: k mare
Hannkidz: die, damn you!!
jjg22584: kill it! kill it!
Hannkidz: I BLEEDIN' DEAD!!!! Dammit! Blood and bloody f-ing ashes!!
jjg22584: so you finally died, yes?
Hannkidz: Yes, damn you! I am a hard man to kill!
jjg22584: indeed
I had to stab myself in the thigh with a fork to keep from screaming.
[ This Mail was edited by: Theoden on 2006-04-17 22:05 ]
Theoden
Had no idea you guys were out there, but I went grab some meat....
I figured what was happening, then couldn't move cause I was laughing so hard when I saw THIS:
Quote:
*Setsuna* drawls 'he's a gleeman, flee'
Marak
Mateo chats 'I wish fades were tongueless other than eyeless.'
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-04-18 16:45, Theoden wrote:
Quote:
*Setsuna* drawls 'he's a gleeman, flee'
I get this reaction a lot in the Black Fox Tavern...
Theoden
Could.... not.... resist!!!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > pray Flarn doesn't think the raid is bad enough, that he's safe in TV.. fix it!
You pray 'Flarn doesn't think the raid is bad enough, that he's safe in TV.. fix it!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'mangler is no loc'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn nods in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn looks at Yinia.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn whistles admiringly at Yinia.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The warder has arrived from the west.
Yinia chuckles micheviously.
The smelly hag says 'Ohhhh Flarny!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Take me big boy!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look hag
Yinia throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
This tough old hag's days as a dancing girl down on the rough Illian warf
bars are way over. What used to bounce merrily about on this leathery
skinned old woman's body now sags and flops indifferently. Her sparkeling
blue eyes are still filled with cunning, and her lean body is made of hard
earned muscle. Balancing her thick club on her hip she sucks in the air
through a gap in her gums where her teeth used to live.
The smelly hag is in excellent condition.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn peers closely at the smelly hag, trying to figure her out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn looks at the smelly hag.
Theoden guffaws heavily and loudly
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A calm woman leaves south.
A tense warder leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'you bettter have pie woman!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag kisses Flarn passionately.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'that is funny right there'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia falls to the ground holding her sides as she laughs loudly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag gently strokes Flarn's inner thigh... hmm...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'hrm...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'why not?'
Theoden slaps his knee and roars with laughter.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'You didn't say that this morning.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'OMG'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'your place or mine?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn licks the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag now follows Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Oh my'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia blushes.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Take me now!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'for pie burn it!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden jerks his beard to try and stop laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn looks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'hehehe'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'no pants'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn sniffs sadly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag gives a mince pie to Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia looks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn melts into the smelly hag’s arms. I think they want to be alone.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Eat it off my naked bussoms.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Hey! She's putting out!
You say 'Hey! She's putting out!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'oi!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Oi is right :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'erm...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn peers closely at the smelly hag, trying to figure her out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'too much :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'this is why I play here'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn boots the hag into the fountain to cool her off.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia rubs up against the smelly hag and purrs softly.
The smelly hag puts her tongue in Flarn's ear.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A beggar has arrived from the west.
Yinia throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Flarn says 'down girl '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say I'm.... too shocked... to flee
You say 'I'm.... too shocked... to flee'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'She wants a piece of your Pie Flarn'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'if she goes for the leg, it's go time!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia falls to the ground holding her sides as she laughs loudly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Flarn likes it when others watch.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A beggar leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'nothing says woo like old people lovin''
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag pinches Theoden's rear.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
Theoden squeels and leaps clear over Flarn's head, running to cower behind the fountain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Jeebus that is funny'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The sun rises.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai has arrived from the east.
The warder has arrived from the east.
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'I have totally forgotten why I logged on now'
Flarn says 'so tell me miss, are you familiar with that great bard Barry White?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia grins with amusement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia has arrived from the west, riding a shaggy brown mare.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A black cat leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia curtseys before Yinia.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia curtseys before Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Hello Cordilia'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia curtseys gracefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia flashes a beautiful heartfelt smile.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn beams a smile at Cordilia.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden nudges Cordilia and points at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The warder has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia says 'Hello Yinia Aes Sedai. Flarn Gaidin, Gleeman Theoden'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia smiles happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A calm woman has arrived from the south.
A tense warder has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'howdy'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Speak to me my bed partner. Make it nasty. Can we do it behind the fish shack in the wharf again?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia gasps in astonishment.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A city lamplighter has arrived from the west.
The day has begun.
Flarn snickers softly.
Cordilia throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Oh Flarn!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.
A city lamplighter leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'You have done this before?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Old fish...
You say 'Old fish...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'why don't we have at it in the Kitchen, Laras likes to play for both teams'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'My darling I....I can't get enough for your love baby!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The warder leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'no way you said that'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag flirts outrageously with Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn licks the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia leaves north riding a shaggy brown mare.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'she'll show you how to handle a spoon'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
Salty like a peanut!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn cringes in terror!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A worker has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says 'hrmmm'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > in
Flarn says 'tmi! tmi!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden puts a flute to his lips and begins playing romantic music.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag wears a red bra of lace and silk on her body.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag puts a pair of silken hose on her legs.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A worker leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'methinks you could definately use the support there woman'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'ok you are supposed to be undressing her Flarn'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Is this better? Do you want to be the mean warder master again? And me your lowly Aes Sedai servant?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'it's like a dual metronome going on there'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'of course not here'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn licks the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn spanks the smelly hag over his knee. It hurts to even watch.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai has arrived from the south.
The warder has arrived from the south.
The smelly hag says 'Oohhhh Daddy!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > faint
You faint.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'yeah, that's right, say my name woman!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai leaves east.
The warder leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'OHHHHHH THEODEN!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag eyes widen.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn sniffs sadly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cordilia has arrived from the north.
A shaggy brown mare has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai has arrived from the east.
The warder has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden twitches, his foot jerking back and forth.
Cordilia curtseys gracefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'I see how it is, find yourself a young stallion...'
Cordilia leaves west.
A shaggy brown mare leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn pouts.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
Yinia taunts Flarn rather insultingly. Yinia seems to enjoy it tremendously.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden sits up and points at the sky.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'suddenly the ugliest man in Caemlyn isn't good enough for you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'old fatty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden lays back down before he digs himself deeper.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'But just the other day you said you wanted to hold him in your arms and me between your legs.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'yes TMI'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn cringes in terror!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia chuckles micheviously.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden sits up again, ready to protest... but then nods and shrugs, laying back down.
The fountain splashes merrily, light sparkling beautifully on the surface of the water.
The smelly hag wields a dark leather riding-crop.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn city alarm sounds loudly in the distance.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag wears a torturer's mask on her head.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia grins with amusement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai leaves east.
The warder leaves east.
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'lil s & m'
Flarn nibbles on the smelly hag's ear.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag whips Flarn's backside until it is raw.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Suck my toes!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Karen has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Karen curtseys gracefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn cringes in terror!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'Hello Karen'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'run while you can Novice'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Karen leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Where's Iliana when you need her.
You say 'Where's Iliana when you need her.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'toes eh?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'I'm afraid if I did that, they'd come off'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A calm woman leaves west.
A tense warder leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag stops following Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag now follows Flarn.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'hahahaha'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag whips Flarn again 'Now mush my little puppy'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A beggar has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'ok I am off to my chambers now'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn runs around with the crazy old woman on his back.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell yinia Sure, save yourself....
You tell Yinia 'Sure, save yourself....'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia tells you 'hahahaha'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag drops a mince pie.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep you can blaim me
You reply to Yinia 'you can blaim me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > get pie
Flarn gets a mince pie.
You don't see a pie here.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn grins evilly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn rubs up against the smelly hag and purrs softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look hag
The smelly hag says 'Eat it! Eat it like the dirty man you are!'
This tough old hag's days as a dancing girl down on the rough Illian warf
bars are way over. What used to bounce merrily about on this leathery
skinned old woman's body now sags and flops indifferently. Her sparkeling
blue eyes are still filled with cunning, and her lean body is made of hard
earned muscle. Balancing her thick club on her hip she sucks in the air
through a gap in her gums where her teeth used to live.
The smelly hag is in excellent condition.
the smelly hag is using:
<worn on head> a torturer's mask
<worn on body> a red bra of lace and silk
<wielded> a dark leather riding-crop
<worn on legs> a pair of silken hose
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn shoves his face into the pie, getting it all over.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn kisses the smelly hag passionately.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'there, have some pie dear'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A beggar leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag says 'Oh baby I need you. Oh baby I want you. NOW. Take me and show me pleasure never seen before.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn examine's the old hag's ear.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The smelly hag whispers lightly 'Crash into me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai leaves west.
The warder leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn ruthlessly tackles the smelly hag, pinning her to the ground.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden bleeds profusely from his nose.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'get you some there woman!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn licks the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A worker has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn says 'we can play hide the salami'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn winks at the smelly hag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Borian has arrived from the west, riding a shaggy brown mare.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn shows a hunk of beef to the smelly hag.
Hey razhak mind if i have a few fire works? where in the world did you get them thats crazy talk. I was soo pissed off being tossed across the sky i laughed.
Ewiene
<Luthyn> my logs are terrible, i'm always spamming stat, look, where, score, eq, prac and kill
<Luthyn> like suddenly in the middle of pk my eq will disapear or i'll get a reset
Mance
Thanks for ruining my appitite Theoden!
Theoden
Yet another quote, caught while on my statter on DS:
Razhak narrates 'one sec, gotta turn on light'
Taul
Lord Agelmar narrates 'Bring me the head of the foul beast known as Blarg!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Thomane narrates 'YES SIT'
Now that's how you talk to your commanding officer! :)
Darla
You know whats funny, that dang darla. She always gets herself into trouble and has others save her. She should have a babysitter all the time to watch after her.
Oh CRAP!!! I am Darla.
lol
A parrot squawks hesitantly 'skeet '.
Darla
So yesterday i was playing kinslayer while this mud was down and i hear this on the chats.
Someone narrates: Whats with all the people.'
I look at the whos on list and it shows the number:
7
There has been a high of 18 people on today.
That someone was answered with the most truthful answer ever:
Someone2: WoTmud is down.
Kaplen
Heinrick tells you, 'Darla tells you, 'I want you to be my man.''
Clumsy
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven has arrived from the south.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven hisses '!'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven hisses 'cash me'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven slaps Nemesis.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven assumes an offensive striking posture.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Craven assumes a defensive striking posture.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > say oooo no he didnt
Ok.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > sav
Saving Clumsy.
Craven hisses 'damn son'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven slaps Nemesis.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven hisses 'killeth him!'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven looks at Nemesis.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Nemesis looks at Craven.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Nemesis says 'sorry was afk'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > sav
You have already saved during this tic.
Looming, Craven tries to dominate Nemesis.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven hisses 'damn right your sorry'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > sav
l
You have already saved during this tic.
Nemesis says 'how much ya need?'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven shrugs helplessly.
Seeing as how Nemesis is peeling Craven's clothes off, they would probably like to be alone.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven hisses '15 should do'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven snickers softly.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > say all of it foo, this is a hijack
Ok.
Nemesis gets a large number of gold crowns from a sack.
Nemesis gets sixteen copper pennys from a sack.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > sav
You have already saved during this tic.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Nemesis gives some coins to Craven.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven nods at you.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven hisses 'word'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Craven leaves south.
Darla
Quote:
On 2006-04-22 19:57, Kaplen wrote:
Heinrick tells you, 'Darla tells you, 'I want you to be my man.''
Not what i meant.
Akael
Sure sure :P
Yeue
Its late, I can't be bothered editing it out but the parts about nes are the best.....
Nes chats 'this bear cons lower than me, I have full pracs in bs and stuff.. and im 0/6'
You chat 'shouldn't "a 'I <3 Sayuja' t-shirt" be "an 'I <3 Sayuja' t-shirt">'
Nes chats '0/7'
You chat '?'
You chat 'just prac attack and melee man'
Nes chats 'yeah I have'
Vivienne chats 'Time's up!'
You chat 'melee'
Vivienne chats 'Question 7, coming up...'
Nes chats 'but trying to melee them takes me like 15mins'
You chat 'wtf are you using?'
Nes chats 'a kris'
You chat 'and do you have 14str?'
Nes chats 'a warded kris'
You chat 'you suck man'
Nes chats '18str'
You chat 'hahahha, you realy suck'
Ciriaco chats 'go brave :P'
You chat 'if i ever get a pine, i'll show ya how its done'
Nes chats 'I am brave'
Ciriaco chats 'damn...'
You chat 'you have 174ob, how does it take you so long'
Zarek chats 'exp with a partner, buff and they deal damage'
Vivienne chats 'Question 7: This character once hit a low point in his Master career by being level 17. Who was it?'
Nes chats '0/8'
Nes chats 'Tarn'
You chat 'tarn'
You chat 'i'd say thats fair'
Samosh narrates 'Finally daylight!'
Vivienne chats 'Perdue is correct first. The answer is, of course, Tarn.'
Zarek chats 'easy one :)'
Nes chats 'rigged :('
You chat 'whatever, rigged'
Nes chats ':P'
You tell Nes 'hhahahaa'
Nes tells you 'roflmao'
Samosh narrates 'Anyone Falme?'
Zarek chats 'heh, Hector, you thought I was the addict spot? check at Myrddin's!'
Someone chats 'Perdue now has a muscled chest covered with tattoos.'
Vivienne chats 'Question 8, coming up!'
Nes chats 'omfg'
Nes chats 'I didnt prac sblades'
Senmar chats 'fired'
You chat 'what?'
You chat 'tell me your joking'
Nes chats 'I didnt prac sblades >.<'
Zarek chats 'hahaha, take that door with you Nes!'
You chat 'HAHAHAHAHAH'
You chat 'you giant loser'
You chat 'i posting that'
Nes chats 'lmao'
Azul chats 'ROFL'
Nes chats 'htf'
Nes chats 'hahahah'
Senmar chats 'anything exciting going on?'
Nes chats 'so uh, at level 28, how many rips do I need to get a reprac?'
You chat '4'
Laolin
HAHA. I was talking to him on msn while this was going on and had basically the same discussion. Some Mandarb :P
Returner
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yinia says in a delicate Illianer accent, 'OMG'
This is a perfect example of White Tower roleplay. Beautifully illustrated. I love it.
Razhak
o S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full >
Puny says 'oh yeah'
o S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full > na yeah i did
You narrate 'yeah i did'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Lilith narrates 'thanks.'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Fester narrates 'lots of basic abs rene if anyone needs'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > na omfg
You narrate 'omfg'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Nemesis narrates '?'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Puny narrates 'guess we save that combo for poor Vral *comf*'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > shout newbie infront of the farmhouse you got -ELEVEN- rats.. DITCH them or i will come kill you personally
You shout 'newbie infront of the farmhouse you got -ELEVEN- rats.. DITCH them or i will come kill you personally'
After that it stopped.. thankfully.
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-04-23 16:25, Darla wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-04-22 19:57, Kaplen wrote:
Heinrick tells you, 'Darla tells you, 'I want you to be my man.''
Not what i meant.
That's why it's funny. *grin*
Drol
Quote:
On 2006-04-24 20:57, Razhak wrote:
o S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full >
Puny says 'oh yeah'
o S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full > na yeah i did
You narrate 'yeah i did'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Lilith narrates 'thanks.'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Fester narrates 'lots of basic abs rene if anyone needs'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > na omfg
You narrate 'omfg'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Nemesis narrates '?'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
Someone squeaks 'a *newbie* is at In Front Of The Farmhouse'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh >
Puny narrates 'guess we save that combo for poor Vral *comf*'
o S HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Fresh > shout newbie infront of the farmhouse you got -ELEVEN- rats.. DITCH them or i will come kill you personally
You shout 'newbie infront of the farmhouse you got -ELEVEN- rats.. DITCH them or i will come kill you personally'
After that it stopped.. thankfully.
I only count 10 rats there Raz :wink:
Caela
Quote:
On 2006-04-25 13:18, Rain wrote:
There should be a rule against posting things that you say yourself.
Then what would Razhak post?
Davvi
Herron chats 'Even after all these years, it still stands up.'
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2006-04-27 13:41, Davvi wrote:
Herron chats 'Even after all these years, it still stands up.'
Iliana will be so happy to hear that :P
Aden
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tarn says 'oh dung'
Sundar says 'no one was coming . . . then here comes Celeborn!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sundar says 'crash!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tarn says 'I forgot to go to work yesterday'
Polis
I was thinking the same thing, Tatiana....
That is one of the few classic WoTMUD quotes.
Blare narrates 'Sayuja rip'
Iliana narrates '*Ilianna wields herron in a two handed grip*'
Stomp shouts 'STOMP MADE OF DOOM'
GRANGE
'Prepare for maximum Tarnage'
and just a couple others
Kaplen
It was GRANGH!!!
And you forgot a couple of the classics...
"I am Sancho," DTHF's, and "SALAD!"
This was during pk up north just a string of odd narates
Perdue narrates 'You just didn't do that'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oak narrates 'ron'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tadr narrates 'hum'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Eohud narrates 'punt'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oak narrates 'terror'
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2006-04-28 09:18, Mogish wrote:
A baby myrddraal toddles here, his diapers motionless in the wind.
A baby myrddraal poops on you!
Ouch! The stench really did HURT!
You are dead. Sorry!
Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
[ This Mail was edited by: Tatiana on 2006-04-28 13:07 ]
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-04-28 08:37, Tatiana wrote:
You guys are NEVER going to believe this.
Anyway, when we were on our way back.. I saw Grangh Avenue.
That's awesome.
Surtain
Kaisee tells you 'do they service women in illian'
You tell Kaisee 'ya'
Kaisee tells you 'is it free?'
Dur
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle drawls 'Went with dodge in the end anyways?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle grins evilly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa no, this is my exp kit
You drawl 'no, this is my exp kit'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle drawls 'Ah'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa and i forgot to change
You drawl 'and i forgot to change'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
You are a 47 year old male seanchan hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 8 inches, and you weigh 160.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 20.3 lbs, peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:11 Wil:14 Dex:18 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 163, Dodging bonus: 122, Parrying bonus: 175
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 194 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Andor Tar Valon Illian Amador Children of Light Red Eagles Wolves Bandar Eban Tremalking
Your armor absorbs about 5% on average.
You are subjected to the following effects:
- NO QUIT
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa not too concerned
You drawl 'not too concerned'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa 300 def
You drawl '300 def'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa 122 db
You drawl '122 db'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle nods in agreement.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa should be more than capable in pk
You drawl 'should be more than capable in pk'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle drawls 'You'll live... not likely to get surprised by a group of 5 absers and cop an instabash'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Norin chats 'mentals isnt a huge deal to me. im wanting dodge spear or combo spears'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > grin
You grin evilly.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.
Rhoan
Razhak says "I've pulled more"
Argon
XXXX says 'Hress likes horse porn'
Balian
--after trying to do some quest to kill bedroom fade and getting a scalp when he needed a head
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balol has arrived from the north.
A warhorse has arrived from the north.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A warhorse stops following Balol.
Balol starts riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balol says 'raia gave to a tense warder.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Eljaved chats 'well if his head was there .. someone found the corpse .. and must have lloted it as well and didnt tell anyone'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Carriann snaps her fingers.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balol says 'off to figure out how to get head'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Balol leaves south riding a warhorse.
Lancelot
Silly Kappy.
I AM SANCHO!!!!
Nes
Aruon chats 'so hunter got auto track, Rogues got auto scan, do warriors get any bonuses?'
Varek chats 'no'
Varek chats 'unless pity is a bonus'
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-05-02 22:26, Nes wrote:
Aruon chats 'so hunter got auto track, Rogues got auto scan, do warriors get any bonuses?'
Varek chats 'no'
Varek chats 'unless pity is a bonus'
That's not a funny quote.
It's the sad truth!
Keladry
Looking for a name to stat a female trolloc (insane I know...)I was looking for a name and...
100 Beasts of the Dark
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Skaasnaker
Maddic <----
Pyan
Cadoyriain
Dofeirdian
Skarygdishdred
Skreemyal
Skretej
Ishaostrah
Uglyn
Tetrai
Rhac
Loab
Byj
Skremoyc
Sefaear
Tenguvonb
Trolaab
Hiyccang
Scorpongrdred
Evil Maddic!
Varek
Quote:
On 2006-05-02 22:26, Nes wrote:
Aruon chats 'so hunter got auto track, Rogues got auto scan, do warriors get any bonuses?'
Varek chats 'no'
Varek chats 'unless pity is a bonus'
Yes, it is the rock solid truth...but also funny a bit -g-.
Varek, the warrior
Dare
Torit narrates 'holy butt nugget'
Lucore
Lucore says:
I keep forgetting I have a shocklance on storage
Synapse:
lol
Synapse:
stat with it
Lucore:
LOL
Synapse:
show ur 1337 skills
Wabbafet
Kaplen tells you 'I EAT MY BOOGERS!'
Kaplen tells you 'MMMMM-MMMMM!!!!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Kaplen tells you 'DOOM!!!!'
Was out statting Kaplen said something funny to my statter made my day.
Markus
Returner chats 'OH NOES!'
You tell Returner 'zeduis? :P'
Returner tells you 'Hahahah'
Returner tells you 'I'm not Zeduis, I just like to act like a moron. I know it can be hard to tell the difference sometimes.'
Tarn
Dunno where else this fits:
Shaidar Haran shouts 'The Great Lord's force grows stronger as the general Zangief becomes Cor'sam!'
You shout 'Don't make me kill you again Shaidar!'
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
The power of the Dark One can be felt all around.
The darkness is so overwhelming here...
Shaidar Haran shouts 'You make me angry Tarn. You will suffer greatly!'
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
A fade has arrived from the east.
A darkhound has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
A fade has arrived from the east.
A darkhound has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
Rhoan
Thats pretty funny Tarn :P
Kaplen
I saw two good ones today...
Quote:
Markus wrote:
Capslock is handholding. USE SHIFT!
...and...
Quote:
Someone bellows 'Bringing the Light to the Dirt Road.'
Hameron
PLEASE no comments on the actual issue, but I found this one hilarious today:
Quote:
exhibit 1: internet detectivery can never replace the use of your brain.
:P
Dare
Lucore narrates 'The Hand has ears where you wouldn't care to find them'
Lantin narrates 'hes talking about peoples butts'
Dayne
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Erogar chats 'if flarn is the dragon reborn we're all screwed'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn chats 'if I'm the dragon reborn, you're all screwed'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois dariec
Dariec al'Dante is a human.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A servant leaves south.
Malaendos chats 'looking for abs/chain, send tell'
Kaishia nods at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn chats 'hey, that's my line :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat HAHAH
You chat 'HAHAH'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flarn chats 'darn lag'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat omg im funny quoting that
Tuarac chats 'lol'
Dayne
Quote:
On 2006-05-06 01:51, Tarn wrote:
Dunno where else this fits:
Shaidar Haran shouts 'The Great Lord's force grows stronger as the general Zangief becomes Cor'sam!'
You shout 'Don't make me kill you again Shaidar!'
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
The power of the Dark One can be felt all around.
The darkness is so overwhelming here...
Shaidar Haran shouts 'You make me angry Tarn. You will suffer greatly!'
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
A fade has arrived from the east.
A darkhound has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
A fade has arrived from the east.
A darkhound has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the east.
haha that one actually made me laugh out loud sheephearder :wink:
Markus
Scipio tells you 'i love you'
Roethke
Anyone who says "Haha, I'm silly quoting that!" should be shot.
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-05-10 02:23, Roethke wrote:
Anyone who says "Haha, I'm silly quoting that!" should be shot.
Haha, I'm silly quoting that!
Quote:
On 2006-05-11 01:51, Irvanda wrote:
You're a pack of fools. Keruk's an old fool. Dare, Jaol, and the rest are young fools. If your respective clans tend to allow or advocate this kind of behavior, they're fools to do so, since I know many of your clan mates have died to these seanchan.
My mates have died to Seanchan. Your mates have died to Seanchan. If you want to play patty-cake with them, don't do it where I'll find out about it.
Sindor
Takd arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.
Takd says 'came out to return'
Dare
Theoden chats 'I have a love for mountain goats, so sue me!'
Always knew there was something odd about him. I just never thought He would make love to a mountain goat and admit to it.
Xierian bellows 'I don't see why you are sticking around, we all know yas arn't going to hit inside.'
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-05-13 02:45, Dare wrote:
Theoden chats 'I have a love for mountain goats, so sue me!'
Always knew there was something odd about him. I just never thought He would make love to a mountain goat and admit to it.
That's taken completely out of context. Besides, I said I have a love for goats, not that I'd make love to goats.
Scrat
That's Theoden *cough* Bringing glee to ALL creatures of RandLand.
Yuzuyu
Quote:
On 2006-05-13 10:58, Carwyn wrote:
Xierian bellows 'I don't see why you are sticking around, we all know yas arn't going to hit inside.'
To contextualise this, this wasn't long before Bruc's army ran into Falme and slaughtered the entire city (think it was like 26 LS total or something). Before this, they were PKing on THR...
Sjostrom
Laef tells you 'theres a plaque or a sign if you read the room desc :)'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Taer narrates 'back off some'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Weir narrates 'im poisoned atm'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Fael tells you 'if its anything like the tear ranger prac, just give him 10 gc'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Weir narrates 'from the fade mob'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Trogdor chats 'is there a way to know terrain? ...kinda like weather command?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell laef haha oh
You tell Laef 'haha oh'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Taer narrates 'back toward df'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Laef tells you 'hehe no worries hehe'
Was funny to me, they were the only ones to explain what I needed and the names are reversed!
Aden
Laef spelled backwards is Feal, not Fael :P
Sjostrom
SHUT UP THIS IS MY MOMENT
Mord
You chat 'ever chased whiskey with beer?'
You chat 'now that's risky business'
Rentris chats 'never had a need to chase whiskey :P'
Rentris chats 'only thing i chase while drinking whiskey is women'
Lara
Talk about petty politics, sheesh.
Zarene says 'If you wish to advance the Red, you'd get into bed with us.'
Zarene
Metaphorically!
Kaplen
I *heart* Zarene.
--Kaplen DeVola, Master of the Metaphor
Skittles
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You snuggle her.
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Rabies narrates 'on 4'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Scrat narrates 'haha mangler'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Scrat narrates 'thats gotten me killed before :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
whois rvinzenvz
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > No-one by that name.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
Scrat narrates 'disconnect dude'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell mangler gah
You tell Mangler 'gah'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'rvinzenvz '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mug narrates 'well played mangler'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'argh'
Rabies narrates 'ROFL'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Club narrates 'touche!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar NOOOOOOOOOOB
You narrate 'NOOOOOOOOOOB'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Scrat narrates 'n00b'
I'm just proud I whoised that crazy, but wrong name right.
[ This Mail was edited by: Skittles on 2006-05-16 23:11 ]
Argon
Someone chats 'i have a lantern deficiency issue'
Lanna
Kaishia narrates 'food'
Kaishia says 'damnit'
Kaishia weaves her hands creating, a hearty meal in the process.
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-05-18 12:02, Lanna wrote:
Kaishia narrates 'food'
Kaishia says 'damnit'
Kaishia weaves her hands creating, a hearty meal in the process.
Taint.
Akael
You narrate 'Ok, argue with me now'
Lanna narrates 'You are so dumb and such a darkfriend Akael. JEEZ.'
You narrate 'zomg, no you di'int!'
You narrate 'You're STUPID and a darkfriend, so nyah!'
Lanna narrates 'Oh'
Lanna narrates 'You better not have'
You narrate 'I so did have!'
Lanna narrates 'That is warrantable!'
You narrate '*snap* *snap*'
You narrate 'I'm warranting you for warranting me!'
Lanna narrates 'It's war!!'
You narrate 'It's on!'
You narrate 'Lanna rip'
Lanna narrates 'nice'
You narrate 'We win the war'
Flarn narrates 'flawless victory'
Macneil narrates 'omg i'll pay for the body'
You narrate 'LOL Macneil!'
Macneil narrates 'err'
You tell Macneil 'That was GOLD'
Akael
A little while later...
Macneil chats 'i just ate something that i thought was a pepperoni that had fallen off my pizza'
Macneil chats 'it was kinda stuck to the chair'
Macneil chats 'and it definitly wasnt pepperoni'
Macneil chats 'afk, vomit'
Gilliard
Just heard this and thought it was funny...
Krell narrates 'we didnt use taim - I didnt even know he was in the room until Taim incinerated bruc'
Sarene narrates 'um bruc rip btw'
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-05-19 22:37, Kaplen wrote:
What happened to not posting anything you say yourself?
Who you talking to?
Rhoan
Quote:
On 2006-05-22 02:30, Oraste wrote:
Not A Quote. Stop posting here.
[ This Mail was edited by: Wander on 2006-05-22 05:06 ]
found that pretty funny :P
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-05-22 02:30, Oraste wrote:
Not A Quote. Stop posting here.
[ This Mail was edited by: Wander on 2006-05-22 05:06 ]
Good ol' drunken Wander. Isn't he funny?
Wander
Quote:
On 2006-05-22 14:14, Akael wrote:
It would be nice if there was some consistency in moderation on these forums.
There will be thats what I'm trying to do, but it takes a very long time to go through the quote thread, going to leave on anything thats a quote. And any, hey thats really funny.
Anything that gets off topic, or is not a quote will be deleted. It will just take me a real long time.
That consistent enough for ya?
Mortox
I just thought that this was funny.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.
New characters should LOOK NAMES, TELL GUARDIAN KIT and LOOK NOTICE.
To find exit locations you should LOOK EXITS.
It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
A dagger has been left here.
Some heavy leather shoes, covered in dust, stand here.
A thin leather set of leggings has been dropped here.
A light pair of leather coverings lies upon the ground.
An old and worn leather vest is here.
A leather helmet has been dropped here.
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A lantern has been left here.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A thick, brown sack has been discarded here.
A torch is here on the ground.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
Sidurol "The People's Bandit" Vishnin (Linkless) is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
Valerio arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.
Valerio begs and grovels to the powers that be.
Vannor
Synapse:
yeh bro, i saw why u wanted me to stab u the other day
Synapse:
so id brick and u could charge me to dung
Synapse:
lol nice one
Synapse says:
cept it landed
Vannor:
lmao
----
After reading another thread about stab vs charge and the crappy landing % of stab, I found this pretty ironic
Akael
I never said I was perfect or that you should be, I'm also not trying to make you out to be a bad guy, apologies if it seemed that way.
It was a quote though, I personally don't see how it could be mistaken for something else. Maybe it's just me though.
Again, I'm sorry if I came across as trying to put you down personally as that wasn't the intent.
Wander
Sorry if I was harsh. But yea, going through tons of posts reading them, and clicking the ones that either make no sense or are just random replies to things on a quote thread, I'm bound to get some by mistake.
Flarn
Maiel says 'but i want my husband to give me the meat!'
It's a rough job, but Flarnie manages somehow
Edwin
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > The oakdoor opens quietly.
The oakdoor is opened from the other side.
The Guards' Barracks
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A gory tuft of flesh lies abandoned on the ground.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here. [2]
A plain weapons belt has been forgotten here.
A bullseye lantern has been set aside. [8]
A long stem of crimson-colored rose blooms here.
A lantern has been left here.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here. [2]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Dame Elisabeth stands here.
The barracks keeper is here, muttering.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > The barracks keeper tells you, 'Your rent allowance is
currently 14 gold crowns and 10 coppers per day.
You will need to pay an additional 2 gold crowns and 2 coppers per day at short-
term rates.
With the money you have, this means you are able to rent for 4 days.
If you rent more than 5 days, at medium-term rates you can rent for 9 days.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The oakdoor closes quietly.
The barracks keeper locks the oakdoor.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You narrate 'Woo Dame Elisabeth is in the guards barrac
ks!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You narrate 'gangbang!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Gwindor tells you 'lol'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kimber narrates '... eww'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Koch tells you 'haha'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Crusunte narrates 'Ew.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Wythurien narrates 'dont say that'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Torevi narrates 'Shes like 200 years old.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Kimber narrates 'hehe ok chats off'
The barracks keeper sighs loudly.
You narrate 'so am i'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kimber chats '300'
Kalyn narrates 'haha'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You narrate 'whats wrong with that?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kimber chats 'and growing'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You are a 229 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 5 inches, and you weigh 136.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.1 lbs and wearing 55.3 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:16 Int:14 Wil:14 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 130, Dodging bonus: 86, Parrying bonus: 123
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Tear Children of Light Red Eagles
Your armor absorbs about 66% on average.
You are subjected to the following effects:
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > The barracks keeper farts loudly. How rude!
You narrate 'I am 230 years old....'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Vaughn narrates 'Yoink'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You narrate 'and women usually like older guys yes?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Torevi tells you 'her p**sy would smell like the great depression!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You tell Torevi 'OMG'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kira narrates 'no'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You tell Torevi 'lololol'
[ This Mail was edited by: Wander on 2006-05-24 02:04 ]
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-05-22 20:38, Wander wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-05-22 14:14, Akael wrote:
It would be nice if there was some consistency in moderation on these forums.
There will be thats what I'm trying to do, but it takes a very long time to go through the quote thread, going to leave on anything thats a quote. And any, hey thats really funny.
Anything that gets off topic, or is not a quote will be deleted. It will just take me a real long time.
That consistent enough for ya?
This isn't technically a quote and really isn't funny. Someone please move this to Game Discussions? *GRIN*
Xerxes
On Forums > Game Discussions > Taxidermist
Wander wrote:
Quote:
I just want a stuffed beaver.
Followed immediately by...
Panthera wrote:
Quote:
I never knew you were a girl, Wander......
Vivienne
Envision, if you will, a Subaru station wagon driven by an 80-something year old man, with his 80-something year old wife in the passenger seat.
The license plate reads as follows:
WKNDPKR
Think about it. Scared the heck out of me when I saw it in the parking lot at my office just now.
Vivienne
Mythras
Weekend PKer?
Wander
From Tarn's Humor thread on Wotmad.org
Dorien chats 'actually they're birds..'
Nemesis
[ This Mail was edited by: Nemesis on 2006-05-25 19:49 ]
Selfer
You chat 'Is there anything that makes exping fun?
Nina chats 'sex'
you tell Nina 'I can see it now...'
you tell Nina '"I'm ****ing"..."Hold up I need another 30k"'
[ This Mail was edited by: Selfer on 2006-05-25 20:51 ]
Rentris
Lanna chats 'Caela gives you a finely-woven rug. Caela says 'munch on that!''
*roll*
Thena
One of Elijahh's lectures on the glories of the Seanchan Empire:
*Elijahh* drawls 'the cross race sex would bring beutifull children!'
...
*Elijahh* drawls 'omg you guys have been the worst audience ever'
*Elijahh* drawls 'i mean the newbies in Caemlyn listen better than you'
[ This Mail was edited by: Thena on 2006-05-26 09:35 ]
Rhaegal
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You line up your charge...
-=
*Otaes* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
+*
*Otaes* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
*
You can't charge a fighting person, you might hit the wrong target!
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt >
A *newbie male human* tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt > pout
kick
A *newbie male human* tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
You try to strike *Otaes*, but he deflects the blow.
Ah, don't take it so hard.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt > Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt >
A *newbie male human* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
*Otaes* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt >
*Otaes* shakes his head at A *newbie human*.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Otaes: Hurt > shake newbie
A torm is overcome with lust for battle, and slashes Norman with sharp claws!
A *newbie male human* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear A *newbie male human*'s death cry.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
Found it chuckle-worthy :P
Rhaegal
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You rest your tired bones.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Sorane leaves west.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Pike tells you 'I have sticky fingers from doing bad things'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Noore
A Palisade Gate guard bellows 'INVADERS in Tear!!!!!!'
You narrate 'A Palisade Gate guard bellows 'INVADERS in Tear!!!!!!''
You narrate '... cause i was hiding at gate?'
You narrate 'or are there others?'
Otaes narrates 'they're used to being beaten down so they're a bit paranoid'
You narrate 'hahahaha'
Noore
Some more contributions that atleast I find funny ^^
this was when i was statting some:
You chat 'Str:16 Int:11 Wil:9 Dex:15 Con:17. :('
Aira chats 'nice wil'
Aska chats 'he's almost blind already'
You chat 'hahahha'
You chat 'lol, that made me day :P'
And when I felt for some pk...
You narrate 'what's caem?'
Nea narrates 'a city'
You narrate '...'
whois nea
Nea of Illian is a level 10 human.
You narrate 'yes, nea, i know :P'
Nea narrates 'Caemlny'
Nea narrates 'okay thank god'
Isaah tells you 'lol :P'
You narrate 'was wondering what's up with the alarm :P'
You reply to Isaah 'hehehehhehe'
You reply to Isaah 'got to love newbies :P'
Isaah tells you 'yeah :wink:'
Rufio
Neveon tells you 'I hate you!'
e
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
The Dusty Road to Illian
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep uh ok
Mantas narrates '4w burn'
n
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You reply to Neveon 'uh ok'
Qevans narrates 'on 4w'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > n
Along the Winding Illian Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > The Illian Road
[ obvious exits: S W ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
Flauren tells you 'I HATE YOU!'
n
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > n
At a Bend in the Illian Road
[ obvious exits: N E ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
|2|.An Illianer steed stands here proudly, its black mane glistening |HORSE|.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Along the Illian Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > The Illian Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Varn narrates 'on skittles'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep uh ok
You reply to Flauren 'uh ok'
Nargus
On a different mud, but I feel compelled to share :P
yel noone likes you
aYou yell, 'noone likes you'
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black spider: Battered>
al
A giant black spider tries to hit your waist, but you parry the attack.
You pound a giant black spider's head.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black spider: Battered>
yel they say you
A giant black spider tries to hit your body, but you parry the attack.
You pound a giant black spider's body hard.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black spider: Beaten>
yel they say you smell
You yell, 'they say you smell'
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black spider: Beaten>
Heated Plains
The temperature grows hotter and hotter the farther north you go. Tainted
grass and tress surrond the area. Smells of blood, death, and decay flourish
these heated plains. Trollocs kill humans and humans kill trollocs in these
dying plains.
[ Exits: n s w ]
The corpse of a small deer is lying here.
A scrawny sickly-looking deer limps here.
A giant black spider is here, fighting YOU!.
HP:Wounded MV:Excellent - a giant black spider: Beaten>
Balar tells you, 'my mom thinks im cool'
Oraste
ROFL
Keruk
Poor Torevi.
Zak says:
im so sick of ze hand
Zak says:
I should get a woman again
Damena
Scammer tells you 'got char for trade by chance?'
After I reply commenting on the great name, I get this:
Scammer tells you 'how did you know im a scammer?'
[ This Mail was edited by: Damena on 2006-05-30 16:51 ]
Theoden
Dare tells you 'you have wisdom lure?'
You reply to Dare 'You betcha! I lured Laef into cuddling with me. And I lure Rikki into hugging me. And I sometimes lure Ptohia into warding.'
Dare
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Karri assumes an offensive striking posture.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > nod
You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > blink karri
You blink your eyes seductively at her.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Alessa says 'Why are you taking an offensive posture in my home, Gleewoman?1'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Alessa says 'Such gestures of near-attacking!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > emote slowly steps away from Karri,
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Alessa says 'Out you foolish gleepeoples!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Ravyn shakes her head slightly, looking at Karri's sword with some admiration.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Karri says 'Sorry... I thought I saw something over there in the Shadows but
it's just the fire playing tricks on my old eyes.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Karri assumes a defensive striking posture.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Alessa says 'I will not have you draw weapons and gesture to attack me in my
own home!'
Karania
Love the Gleepeoples bit:P
Kanwulf
I asked him for exp help... I get this in return.
Alevere tells you 'its dark..'
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Someone chats 'sounds like fun! Where do I sign up?!'
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
You reply to Alevere '... says the lightstick merchant'
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Alevere Dolente, the Crystal Lightstick merchant |Illian Companions Aspirant| is a human.
Brown hair sways low, trying to cover eyes, piercing eyes that seem almost inhuman. His hand twitches eagerly on his sword
and his grin screams bloodlust. Ask him for some copper!
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Alevere tells you 'lol'
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Alevere tells you 'i sold em all :P'
o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Mythras
Quote:
On 2006-05-31 22:42, Dare wrote:
bunch of not funny stuff
Let's keep the quality up here, people, eh?
Intimadator
Kreklom says 'I just let someone borrow my car because I promised them a ride to the DMV, thats how good this exp is lol'
Kreklom says 'I never let ppl drive my car.'
Markus
Silam chats 'Mudding is not meant to induce stress'
Silam chats 'Its meant to be fun'
Tarill chats 'you new here Silam? :P'
sco
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
sco
You have 125(xxx) hit and 138(138) movement points.
You have scored 11727217 experience points and 81 quest points.
You need 272783 exp to level and 69 qp to rank.
You have amassed 65 Turn points to date.
You have played 16 days and 3 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Kanuki the Companion Elite [Illian Companion 4] (Level 28).
You are resting.
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
who
Players
-------
Sarryn {Mercenary for Hire}
Selfer of Shienar
Scipio The Wanderer
Mord the Solitary Man
Aria the Journey Accepted [White Tower]
Nea the Fledgling Novice [White Tower]
Azle of Kandor
Eol the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer]
Pocula of Mayene
Rilian Suave
Collan Charin [Gaidin]
Kanuki the Companion Elite [Illian Companion] WANTED
Daga of Arafel
Noore d'Gihano
Tuarac of Kandor
Balian the Streetguard [Valon Guard]
Domyn of Amadicia (Linkless)
Lord Jakk the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer]
Otaes the Under-lieutenant [Illian Companion] WANTED
Shreya of Illian
Not sure where else to post this one...
Wedrifid narrates 'No PK that I'm aware of Carwyn.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Road
The road runs to a city to the west and stretches endlessly to the east. You
can see an enormous bridge stretching from the middle of the city. The road
is well traveled and marked by many footsteps and wagon ruts.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
West: A raven is here flying around.
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven is visible flying high in the sky.
A raven has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Road
The road before you seems to run endlessly to the east and to the west.
It is apparent by the deep ruts and potholes on this road that many travelers
have passed this way. There are fields to the northeast, but the road is
bordered with a thick row of bushes.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Road by the Braem Wood
The footsteps of thousands of people, and their wagons, and their beasts,
is forever etched into the road's surface, marking the countless years of
use that this road has seen. Leading between Whitebridge and Caemlyn, the
Caemlyn Road is bordered by large farm fields to the northeast. To the
north a disused path makes its way off the road. It doesn't look as if
anyone has taken the path northwards in years.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
West: A raven is here flying around.
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.
A raven has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Beor chats 'well, there's 49 ppl on, and 46 of them r ls, whaddayu think?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Salia has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Salia leaves east.
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Alas, you cannot go that way...
Caemlyn Road by the Braem Wood
The footsteps of thousands of people, and their wagons, and their beasts,
is forever etched into the road's surface, marking the countless years of
use that this road has seen. Leading between Whitebridge and Caemlyn, the
Caemlyn road is bordered by the Braem Wood to the north, which can be seen
spreading as far as the eye can to to the north, west and east.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Road by the Braem Wood
The Caemlyn road makes its way between Whitebridge, near the borders, and
Caemlyn, the heart of the province of Andor. Here, at the top of this bend,
the Braem Wood adjoins the road to the north. The forest stretches for
miles in all directions, and has a reputation as a good place to hunt. The
road begins to bend to the south, whilst Whitebridge is far to the west.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the west.
Caemlyn Road
Here, the road bends slightly to the north. As always, it leads from
Caemlyn, the heart of Andor, to Whitebridge, near the borders of the
great nation. To the east, the road begins to turn, while to the north,
another curve begins. A small farm is noticeable against the forest
to the north.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the north.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Road
Leading between Caemlyn and Whitebridge, the long Caemlyn Road continues
to bend here, leading west and north. It is bordered by thick shrubbery
on both sides of the road. To the north one can see large farm fields with
buildings in the distance.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the west.
Caemlyn Road
Leading between Caemlyn and Whitebridge, the long Caemlyn Road continues to
bend here, leading east and south. It is bordered by thick shrubbery to both
sides of the road, but to the north, one can see large farm fields. To the
north, the buildings of the farm are visible.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
A thick, brown sack has been discarded here. [2]
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A lantern has been left here.
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A raven has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Bend in the Road
Running through the heart of Andor, the Caemlyn Road runs between Whitebridge,
near the borders, to Caemlyn, the capital. To the north, at the top of a bend,
a small farm sits against the road, with its fields bordering the road to the
northwest. The road itself continues north, following a curve, and west.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
North: Salia of Illian is standing here.
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A hunter from Illian is here, searching for the fabled Horn of Valere.
A raven has arrived from the west.
Your mount is too exhausted.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You can't seem to find any containers.
Link chats 'these ravens won't follow me :('
Narisa chats 'Raid'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You stop riding him.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Theoden chats 'That three people are multiplaying....'
Caemlyn Road
Leading between Caemlyn and Whitebridge, the long Caemlyn Road continues to
bend here, leading east and south. It is bordered by thick shrubbery to both
sides of the road, but to the north, one can see large farm fields. To the
north, the buildings of the farm are visible.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
A thick, brown sack has been discarded here. [2]
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A lantern has been left here.
A raven has arrived from the east.
It is a lantern that has burned out.
Mord chats 'lol'
Beor tells you 'tho torit just came back'
Suddenly Torit places a blackened steel kris in your back!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!
* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Torit: Healthy >
Thore
Was pk'ing the other day and was about to pop a str tea when I typed this in as a command:
g tea bag
Kaplen
I'll give you one, Thore.
Verei
The fire spawn clambers to its feet.
Pharion says 'shit'
The mantis warrior hits your body very hard.
A neutered brute barely tickles Pharion's right foot with its hit.
Pharion smites the fire spawn's body hard.
* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Pharion: Wounded - the fire spawn: Wounded >
A neutered brute says 'Watch your mouth, Pharion !' <--*falls over laughing*
Pharion says 'haha'
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-06-04 14:40, Zork wrote:
Vivienne tries to scare people, but in the end she's just a watered down version of Eileen.
Too true not to be funny.
Rhoan
Quote:
On 2006-06-06 01:50, Keruk wrote:
Oraste is like a watered down version of Eljaved.
- Keruk d'Auir
Intimadator
Crystal says:
can yo udual wield weapons?
Erich (HOPP) says:
no
Crystal says:
Rain narrates 'intim blight'
Rain narrates 'ooh, hes crit and hes dual wielding herons'
Rain narrates 'the new ahf'frait bonus is pretty sweet eh?'
You narrate 'oh'
* HP:Healthy SP trong MV trong > narr really?
You narrate 'really?'
Erich (HOPP) says:
lol
Crystal says:
Rain narrates 'yeah, dual wield'
Rain narrates 'but only with herons'
Rain narrates 'so it's kind of risky cause you can lose a lot'
Eol
Cortez tells you 'think of all the wards and eq i've given you! then tell me you
don't love me!'
Keruk
On the mic with Cortez and he says:
"Cortez will kill you for a wristband."
Selik
I was stabbing brand in a nohide room cause I was bored and he was weighed down. I was hoping to get lucky...
Executioner's Glade
The hills open into a small glade of trees right outside the western wall
of Caemlyn. This area is used to execute the condemned of Andor. Benches
are lined around a small platform and chopping block for spectators to view
the grim proceedings. To the north you can see the Caemlyn wall extend out
of sight, and to the southwest you can make out the Caemlyn Road.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A highly polished breastplate gleams in even the dimmest light.
Brand of Tarabon is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A grim executioner stands here, a dark hood over his head.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded > backstab brand
You silently approach your victim...
-=
Drakx has arrived from the south.
+**+=-
An executioner runs an oilstone down the edge of his axe.
-=+*
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
Brand tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched > f
An executioner grins menacingly.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
Brand yawns.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
Brand tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
Brand tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
Brand tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
You try to pierce Brand, but he parries successfully.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
You try to pierce Brand, but he deflects the blow.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched >
Brand says 'your not gonna land!' (Once this is said, it's all over...)
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Brand: Scratched > f
You panic and attempt to flee!
Brand tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce Brand, but he parries successfully.
You flee head over heels.
In the Hills Around Caemlyn
To the east lies the city of Caemlyn in all of its splendor. The wall is built
of pale grey stone, streaked with silver and white, and stands some fifty feet
tall as it extends to the north almost out of sight in a large arc. Towers
stand along the wall, with banners of red and white flapping in the breeze.
The road to Caemlyn lies to the south, and a hill overlooks the road to the
west.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded > n
h
Executioner's Glade
The hills open into a small glade of trees right outside the western wall
of Caemlyn. This area is used to execute the condemned of Andor. Benches
are lined around a small platform and chopping block for spectators to view
the grim proceedings. To the north you can see the Caemlyn wall extend out
of sight, and to the southwest you can make out the Caemlyn Road.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A highly polished breastplate gleams in even the dimmest light.
Drakx Fearox, The Quiet Woman. is standing here.
Brand of Tarabon is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A grim executioner stands here, a dark hood over his head.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded > backstab brand
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.
You can't find anything to conceal yourself with.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded > You silently approach your victim...
-=+*
Drakx places a dagger of green jade in the back of Brand, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Brand panics, and attempts to flee!
Brand leaves south riding a warhorse.
*+=- -=s
kill brand
[ This Mail was edited by: Selik on 2006-06-07 11:06 ]
Aira chats 'hey, look at me, I'm CoL and nearly got killed by my own guys because they misread it as Aria'
Aira chats 'next time they do it, I'm going to send them to reading class :wink:'
Aria the Journey Accepted is a level 50 White Tower human.
Theoden
A small dog does the business against Seandar!
You barely tickle a small dog's body with your pierce.
A small dog is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Lanna
Hether says 'they got rid of Lantin just for being kryyg?'
You say 'yes, so you should be scared, mesa.'
Hether says 'yall think im mesa?'
Eol says 'we're just trying to get you banned'
Eol says 'play along'
Merlyn
ROFL
Travin
hahahaha, everyone hates hether.
Maeglin
Nass speaks from the Light 'plan is friday saturday and sunday triple exp'
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Safia chats 'I've got to go out and buy some crack...'
Jennifer
* HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt > say I have to firetrucking rent
You say 'I have to firetrucking rent'
* HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt >
You tickle *Razhak*'s right leg with your strike.
* HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt > f
*Razhak* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt >
Razhak assumes an offensive striking posture.
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt >
*Razhak* smites your body into bloody fragments!
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt >
*Razhak* hisses 'you can rent in CoL'
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Winded - Razhak: Hurt >
*Razhak* smites your left leg very hard.
A few minutes later.....
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Weary - Macneil: Healthy - Razhak: Beaten > z
You barely strike *Razhak*'s right arm.
Mythras slices *Razhak*'s right arm very hard.
Macneil slashes *Razhak*'s body hard.
[channel 'flame strike']
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
*
Ok.
Streaks of fire flow from your hands, burning *Razhak*.
*Razhak* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Weary - Razhak: Critical >
You strike *Razhak*'s right arm very hard.
*Razhak* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Now who can rent in the Co*!?! Definitely put a smile on my face :)
Maeglin
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'Players are reminded that we have a zero-tolerance policy for multiplaying. If you are not registered and cleared for LAN play, and are playing multiple characters from the same location, you need to log off now and follow the policy posted in our Policy forum.'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Talthanis chats 'oh naughty'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'yeue was Just multiplaying..'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'I completely saw him do it'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'caolle too'
Talthanis chats 'hehe'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'Yeah, Caolle = Arjin. :)'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Kazyn chats 'arjin too thats how he saw them both'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'aye'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'you know my secret now'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'i am caolle and arjin'
Talthanis chats 'I got to try multiplaying once on DM mud - it was waaaay to hard, would need to be excellent at writtiing scripts'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'yes I am yeue and caolle'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'we three.. we are one!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'no, i am arjin and caolle'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Vels chats 'can i be you too?'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > chat impressive yeue
You chat 'impressive yeue'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'no... sorry bud but im caolle and yeue'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'wait, if your yeue and caolle then who am i?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'I'm just Arjin and Yeue, I'm not Caolle'
chat Can I be vels then
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You chat 'Can I be vels then'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'youre me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vels chats 'yeah, me and maeglin can be the same'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat yipee
You chat 'yipee'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'maeglins not involved in this!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'so whos caolle'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'hes... nasty'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'caolle is me too'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'Nobody wants to claim that Caolle fellow'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'and your are?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'I am you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'and me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'and caolle'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'Clearly it is Doyn who is multiplaying. Just look at his title. :)'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'pfft he admits it in his title'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'i have a point it is doyn'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat ya, doyn is actually statting on all 3 sides and playing shaidar hara
n
You chat 'ya, doyn is actually statting on all 3 sides and playing shaidar haran'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'aww Im shaidar too..'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'so techinically all 3 of us are darkfriends'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'doyn isn't nasty enough to by shaidar, he wears pink aprons when he cleans the house'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'Not darkfriends. Just dark. :) Darkfriends wish they were us.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'awww true true'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat we have any super powers vels?
You chat 'we have any super powers vels?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'Careful. I wear pink aprons when I clean the house, and you don't want ME in Shaidar.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vels chats 'sure'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat hehe
Yeue chats 'it wouldn't bother me'
You chat 'hehe'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'pfft what can you do in shaidar'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'we're in falme'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arjin - South Street
Maeglin - Waterfront Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'Inpenatrable biznitch'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat whoa, he means he is in falme
A Seanchan cityguard has arrived from the west.
You chat 'whoa, he means he is in falme'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Talthanis chats 'heheh goading'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
A puppy has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat not me :P cuz I am vels and he is over on seanchan :wink:
You chat 'not me :P cuz I am vels and he is over on seanchan :wink:'
gig
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'i am in falme yes, send shaidar there..... urm here'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You giggle.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'Im simply making the statement shaidar on his own could not touch falme'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'no mob in game could'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'cept taim'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arjin chats 'cause he'll just incin everything'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caolle chats 'Dougan could drown you well enough.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeue chats 'you couldn't find me with a map'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat hehe
You chat 'hehe'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Yeue chats 'see, viv ain't so tough'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Yeue chats 'mobraid seandar'
Yeue chats 'fade patty 1e scs'
Maras
Rhoan chats 'I'll kill you!'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Fael chats '*roll*'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Keruk chats 'I'll kill you first.'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rhoan chats 'Keruk..'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Fael chats 'you log on for 5 mins and log off rhoan'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rhoan chats 'Fael'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rhoan chats 'Im working you twit'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rhoan chats ':P'
Choen narrates 'lag'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rhoan chats 'customer! fluck'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
The innkeeper helps Rhoan into his private chamber.
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Keruk chats 'Rhoan works as a phonesecks operator.'
* HP:Hurt SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Keruk chats 'I just called.'
Rhoan
lmao
Huxberg
I want to quote things out of context!
Quote:
On 2006-06-10 21:12, Reygar wrote:
Heh...maybe one a boot is even too much....and I can just see the thread where somebody gets a herron off of Roland....but maybe one a week....
Eww...
Jennifer
I don't get it....
Kragor
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 14:30, Jennifer wrote:
I don't get it....
What she said...
Sigarni
He had to get HERRON of Roland.
Merlyn
i don't get it
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 15:52, Merlyn wrote:
i don't get it
Vaughn
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 16:26, Kaylee wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 15:52, Merlyn wrote:
i don't get it
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 16:47, Vaughn wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 16:26, Kaylee wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-06-11 15:52, Merlyn wrote:
i don't get it
Huxberg
I think this is pretty darn funny.
Quote:
Hi my name is Kirac and I've been banned.
[ This Mail was edited by: Myrddin on 2006-06-11 09:55 ]
So I can't quote right. Sue me.
[ This Mail was edited by: Huxberg on 2006-06-11 19:47 ]
Merlyn
huxberg's been banned!? that's absolute dung
Huxberg
And why hasn't Merlyn been ousted as a MC? He's been running around doing his magic for years!
Merlyn
*shiver* gave me a scare there
and if i practice the black arts in my spare time is what i do in my spare time
Merlyn
Taicho calls for the gate to be opened.
The gatekeeper for Illian points to the obviously open gate.
Fael
Moses arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Farfalla narrates 'support weaves at Malk'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Moses clambers to his feet.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Moses leaves down.
Haha, lvl 2 moses! Blasphemous cute deer!
Mythras
Man, this thread has fallen apart.
People, this thread is failing to deliver. It needs more funny. For reference, check the link I posted on the first page of the old Funny Quotes thread.
Skittles
post link for old funny quotes thread!
he means that he posted the link on the first page
Merlyn
the zun thing was great
Dur
Nogusta shouts 'I am the Dragon Reborn!!!'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arnian chats 'stupid fool'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vitellius shouts 'I am the King of Seanchan! Let's have tea sometime'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tiq narrates 'You will die Vitellius'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Arnian chats 'was that really necessary?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vitellius chats 'no, but the opportunity did present itself :)'
Vivienne
So I take pity on the statters and state that I will be loading triple loads of cute brown deer for a short time. Unfortunately, as I have had no coffee or other stimulant caffeine at the time I mistakenly load up Evil Braem cute brown deer, 20 to a set.
Uhm, statters RIP.
Vivienne
[ This Mail was edited by: Vivienne on 2006-06-13 22:41 ]
Scrat
Ahahahah, evil Vivienne :D
Darla
I was at my Aunt's house in Lake Wawasee,Indiana when as i was taking a walk with my cousin we passed a car with the license plate number: 4. Nothing else but 4.?
Kragor
Quote:
On 2006-06-13 22:39, Vivienne wrote:
So I take pity on the statters and state that I will be loading triple loads of cute brown deer for a short time. Unfortunately, as I have had no coffee or other stimulant caffeine at the time I mistakenly load up Evil Braem cute brown deer, 20 to a set.
Uhm, statters RIP.
Vivienne
[ This Mail was edited by: Vivienne on 2006-06-13 22:41 ]
haha, you messed up someone's mudding experience, firetrucking hilarious...
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-06-14 21:05, Kragor wrote:
haha, you messed up someone's mudding experience, firetrucking hilarious...
You say it like it isn't a common occurance.
Kaplen
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >view struggle
BETA TESTING: In the Struggle this month of Saven, year 636 ...
Shinobi has killed 328 levels of the Seanchan and collected 156 tps.
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
You say, 'Huh. Go figure.'
Meiffret
Eljaved shouts 'elijahh about 40 spyware adds poopped up and crahsed my computer .. nice of you to take advantge with a charge - ill never complain about kiling link dead people again :P'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
xxx chats 'he should stop looking at porn'
Selfer
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Magnificent Square
The broad, milk-white arch that gives this town its name dominates Whitebridge
as much close up as it does from afar. The eastern foot of the White Bridge
settles down right in the middle of this large square and extends off to the
west. The square is paved with stones worn by generations of feet and wagon
wheels. You see a number of shops and inns nearby, and streets lead off in
every direction.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Whitebridge.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U ]
North: A man is here.
East: A city lamplighter stands nearby, attending his duties.
West: A member of the Queen's Guard quietly stands watch here.
A massive.dildo lies off to the side.
A human lies off to the side.
A dirty rock lies here, collecting dust.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A town watchman is here, patrolling the city.
A town watchman is here, patrolling the city.
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|.
|2|.A wild stallion bucks madly |HORSE|, being ridden by you.
The Whitebridge town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Sloth
Fireyj sleeping rough in WB again?
Lanna
Fern and Galen arguing on globals for a bit and then:
Galen chats 'here fern something has just struck me'
Fern chats 'i hope it was lightning'
Lanna
Another one from tonight, we were doing the "bitch" smob inside Fort:
Macneil says 'damn. k b!tch made me attack lanna'
Edited for filter for effect.
[ This Mail was edited by: Lanna on 2006-06-17 02:49 ]
Faendar
So thank you all for the information, thank you to the Trollocs for being kind enough to eat me and leave my items for me to recover.
Hahaha, I found this hilarious.
Orpheum
Quote:
On 2006-06-17 14:57, Faendar wrote:
So thank you all for the information, thank you to the Trollocs for being kind enough to eat me and leave my items for me to recover.
Hahaha, I found this hilarious.
WTF are you talking about?
Thomathan
it's a quote from help forum though he didn't put it in quote black
Kragor
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Razhak narrates 'lets hit entr and see where it ends'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Razhak narrates 'hitting in 3'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sc
Razhak narrates '2'
You have hit and movement points.
You have scored 33236141 experience points and quest points.
You need 3263859 exp to level and qp to rank.
You have amassed Turn points to date.
You have played (real time).
This ranks you as Kragor the [Ghar'ghael ] (Level 35).
You are standing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Nemesis narrates 'aye'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Razhak narrates '1'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Razhak narrates 'OUT'
Kudras
Bug forum
Wisdom tries to heal Eol.
Quote:
On 2006-06-16 00:13, Dorien wrote:
The problem is Eol.
In code, EoL stands for 'end of line' (sort of like an enter key). The equivalent for files is EoF.
When it tries to work out who to heal, it finds the EoL and takes the last word - bandage.
Sorry, Eol will never be healed there.
<font size=-1>[ This Mail was edited by: Dorien on 2006-06-16 00:15 ]</font>
Quote:
(ps that's complete crap above, sounds good though.. check that you're using the *exact* command and not adding any words, like 'me', 'sister' or 'please'?)
Mantas
Quote:
On 2006-06-20 23:03, Merlyn wrote:
there's porn on the internet? how do i find it?
Quote:
On 2006-06-20 23:17, Angriff wrote:
click anywhere
or, if you have a good enough imagination, you can make some yourself:
8
side-ways boobs
Prien
Jaryn drawls 'Sry, I got distracted by my bunny'
Fyran
Thought this was pretty funny.
Xxxx tells you 'this may sound very .. odd? but, I'm making a color coated buddy list and good guys show up blue and bad red.. I wanted to meet your aquaintance so maybe we could hang out and become good friends in time.. '
Xxxx tells you 'you'd be really nice to color in blue.'
Doyn
Word association timewaster thread
69 replies 666 views....
Akael
Blade narrates 'Vampires dusty!'
Juliana
omg!! i was just waiting 30 mins to log on an alt and i waste all my time reading this
now i have to go to work sigh.
Prien
* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Qronz: Healthy - a silvery scaled serpent: Beaten >
A silvery scaled serpent makes eye contact with a warhorse.
A warhorse panics and attempts to flee, throwing Mandarin off him in the process!
A warhorse leaves north.
A silvery scaled serpent makes eye contact with a warhorse.
A warhorse panics and attempts to flee, throwing Naraam off him in the process!
A warhorse leaves west.
A silvery scaled serpent makes eye contact with a torm.
A silvery scaled serpent makes eye contact with a wild stallion.
A wild stallion panics and attempts to flee, throwing Heritage off him in the process!
A wild stallion leaves north.
Heritage tries to smite a silvery scaled serpent, but it parries successfully.
You smite a silvery scaled serpent's body into bloody fragments!
Naraam strikes a silvery scaled serpent's body into bloody fragments!
A silvery scaled serpent is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Qronz pierces a silvery scaled serpent's body into bloody fragments!
A silvery scaled serpent is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a silvery scaled serpent's death cry.
Over the top, but funny!
Isaah
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mesa
Keruk
Quote:
On 2006-06-26 18:23, Isaah wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mesa
:lol:
- Keruk d'Auir
god a i love that site
Keladry
ROFL Mesa will forever be remembered :P
Baerian
Agrippa says 'hahah. i typed 'drink poop''
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Agrippa grins evilly.
Ewiene
It was posted with his written consent, but yeah, might as well.
[ This Mail was edited by: Ewiene on 2006-06-27 16:07 ]
Razhak
I'd edit that.
Sigarni
Dammit, now you have aroused my curiosity!
Karania
Love that Mesa thing
memory lane
Kyr
funny stuff about mesa. :P
Aden
Why, because he's not here to defend himself?
Helter
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Skittles narrates 'uhoh'
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr ROF
Ding falls down laughing.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You narrate 'ROF'
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr hahaha
You narrate 'hahaha'
Keladry
Quote:
On 2006-06-27 21:36, Aden wrote:
Why, because he's not here to defend himself?
No, because it's so true :P
Mythras
Quote:
On 2006-06-28 00:40, Helter wrote:
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Skittles narrates 'uhoh'
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr ROF
Ding falls down laughing.
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You narrate 'ROF'
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr hahaha
You narrate 'hahaha'
Eh, not really that funny on its own. SO he narrates uh-oh, then blows himself up? I guess that could be funny, if you're there.
Merlyn
it's not :P
Janers
Quote:
On 2006-06-28 11:05, Tajin wrote:
I have looked in other forums and found a Inquisitor-posted one declaring Kerrigan Sedai a Darkfriend and requesting her arrest and exicution. I have very recently seen her in my hometown of Emond's Field, which is southwest of Baelron on the north road, so she may be attacked and I request that she be protected, though i may be able to help her avoid capture in the meantime. I am not sure of her exact location, but if you go to the Winespring inn I can help find her.
Oh yes, any Children of the Light reading this, I am not a Darkfriend, but you'll just accuse me anyway. Thank you, Aes Sedai.
OMFG I read that and really laughed irl my ass off :P I know the guy is new etc but that was really great :D :P
Keruk
* R HP:Healthy MV:Winded > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Keruk - Tower Square
Nea - Equine Emporium
Yurius - Merchant Square
* R HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
*Craven* has arrived from the east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
*Craven* leaves west.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Tadr narrates 'bloody'
Chilares narrates ':('
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
pPlayers in your Zone
--------------------
Isaah - Air Avenue
Canton - Tower Square
Keruk - Tower Square
Nea - Equine Emporium
Yurius - Merchant Square
p
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [score ]
You are resting.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Isaah has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Chilares narrates 'craven isn't crazy enough to come into tv for me :P'
Chilares
Bah, well at least I outspammed him to TV!
Skittles
no, someone used the fireworks and rented. I narred, then someone blew them up. No it ain't that hilarious, but I wouldn't just narr and then blow them up myself :P
Theoden
Maiel chats 'im waiting for langois to pop out of my bushes again'
Skittles
Intimadator narrates 'Instead of kaf, ivy, and flatwort, I wanna just get all herbs'
Abner
HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Calipso chats 'what are grains of glittering white powder?'
HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Acea chats 'Cocane.'
HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Calipso chats 'i thought so, but i tried typing 'sniff powder' and it just
wont work *sob*'
Alazon
I think my ranking crashed the mud...
title
#change title A'Atalma, Sergeant -Council- {Cairhien Charging Boars}
...?
disconnected
Alazon
Hey, I thought this game was "realistic" and it was some kind of war thing. It helps that I actually have half an imagination intact, unlike some suit and tie buissinessmen who would'nt know imagination if it dressed up like a Oni (Japanese demon) and beat them over the head with a baseball bat. (no offence to buissenessmen, I know you all are'nt like that).
Rokun
The classics in my mind are:
"Blight trees ain't got nothing on me!"
"Tarn rip, to a tree"
"Sayuja rip"
"Grange"
"Iliana wields herron in a two-handed grip"
"I've always wanted to do that"
"Creation and Entropy west of Lugard"
and then a few about wang and ripping :P
Reygar
In Illian
A rugged traveller bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Cramped Bedroom.'
Markus
A:
gd
A:
why do people give me 17 19 19 ss hunters?
B:
To put Temptation onto you, that you may put your soul in mortal danger by betraying the true Sides, Human and Dark, in favor of the !!!!.
A:
LOL
A:
agreed
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2006-07-06 16:25 ]
Bad language and not funny, a double whammy!
[ This Mail was edited by: Eol on 2006-07-10 21:55 ]
Adaire
Gwindor narrates 'Andor is hereby proclaimed breeding grounds for evil people.'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Collan narrates 'I can't get there'
Thore
Markus, who's your friend kidding, no one would play 17 19 19 on SS unless it had 15 15 mentals, and even then only maybe...!
Azvariin
it was a post
by
Craven
against Murnych
"Die you firetrucking twinkle."
hahaha
Thomathan
Quote:
On 2006-07-07 09:05, Thore wrote:
Markus, who's your friend kidding, no one would play 17 19 19 on SS unless it had 15 15 mentals, and even then only maybe...!
i play a 17 19 19 ss rogue... :P
Tish
From MSN
Austin
nite bro
Austin
<3
Austin
platonic, strictly
Problem is now he'll probably post the 2 or 3 hilarious ones I've said while half asleep
[ This Mail was edited by: Tish on 2006-07-08 10:02 ]
Shaun
what about that short piece of log that shows some sushi running past a human who is drinking alcohol while drunk then he starts a charge only to see the human miss his mouth and then charge him dead. Anyone got that? That should def be up here. :D
Janers
You mean it the other way around...noobie
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > track raken
-=+
Some obvious fresh tracks of a raken (ridden) leaving west.
Some obvious fresh tracks of a raken (ridden) leaving north.
Some clear almost day-old tracks of a raken (ridden) leaving south.
Some clear almost day-old tracks of a raken (ridden) leaving east.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > diag horse
A warhorse is in excellent condition.
A warhorse is weary.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > n
n
n
A Winding Trail
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A lantern has been left here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Alkazar* is standing here, riding a raken.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Straightening in the Trail
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Bend in a Winding Trail
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > s
charge seanchan
Straightening in the Trail
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > s
Charge who?
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > charge seanchan
A Winding Trail
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A lantern has been left here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Alkazar* is standing here, riding a raken.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You line up your charge...
-=+*
*Alkazar* tries to drink but misses his mouth!
*
*Alkazar* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Alkazar*'s death cry.
CHAAAARRRGE!
CHAAAARRRGE! *Alkazar* looks surprised as his torso and life both depart him!
Unless there's another one similar but then the other way around :P
edit: Ow and I love posting this one whenever I can :P Laughed my ass of when I killed him like this :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Janers on 2006-07-08 14:01 ]
Thomathan
hehe, reminds me of you ripping Euler and his sedai on illian rd. speaking of which... *goes to find and read the log*
Azvariin
yes!!! thank you janers...that's great! :)
Azvariin
Quote:
On 2006-07-08 16:33, Thomathan wrote:
hehe, reminds me of you ripping Euler and his sedai on illian rd. speaking of which... *goes to find and read the log*
no offense but that was NOWHERE near as funny as this considering he drank and missed his mouth right before death! haha.
Torevi
Geisha narrates 'on torn wang'
Avalon narrates 'Ouch! A torn wang!'
Curtis narrates 'gah, gotta hurt.'
Few mins later...
Geisha narrates 'wang rip'
Avalon narrates 'First it's torn, now you ripped it? Poor wang.'
Curtis narrates 'ouch!'
-----------------------------------------------
I loved this, I was in FD at the time it happened and I remember someone narrating torn wang winding after the scout report.
edit: yes I know it was posted back on like page one, but its wonderful.
[ This Mail was edited by: Torevi on 2006-07-09 02:05 ]
Cuein
* HP:Healthy MV:Weary > east
A Badly Damaged Span
The ancient structures have been weakened in may places, and unfortunately,
this was one which was unable to again bear the weight of a traveller. As
the thin stone crumbles like eggshells underfoot, eternal darkness and a fall
that never ends are all that remain of this mortal life.
[ obvious exits: ]
The Machin Shin is lying here, mortally wounded.
Whispering and rushing with sinister songs, the black wind approaches.
You are dead! Sorry...
Circle of Ravens
i heard he loads a heron on %
Darla
*HP: Hurt SP:Bursting Mv:Winded
Rufio chats: Trading full abs and a Boner
Darla chats: Boner
Darla chats: snicker
I couldn't help myself. :P
Intimadator
In referene to FD mobs:
Jaster narrates 'why do they make these mobs yell?'
Skelter narrates 'because they are human mobs. But they aren't yelling. they're singing... 'I wanna hold your haaaa-aaaaa- aand...''
Intimadator
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Myzec narrates 'we asaw'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Myzec narrates 'slowbie'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Myzec - Road to Tarwin's Gap
Intimadator - Road to Tarwin's Gap
Nemesis - Road to Tarwin's Gap
Ik - Before a Split in the Road
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Myzec narrates 'ik how do u catch a woman at that speed ?'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Myzec ponders life, the universe, and everything.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Myzec says 'he jerking off ?'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Ik has arrived from the south.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full > score
Ik says 'its all about pacing myself'
Azvariin
Quote:
On 2006-07-10 23:59, Intimadator wrote:
In referene to FD mobs:
Jaster narrates 'why do they make these mobs yell?'
Skelter narrates 'because they are human mobs. But they aren't yelling. they're singing... 'I wanna hold your haaaa-aaaaa- aand...''
THATS GREAT!!! nice one skelter....thoroughly enjoyed that one :)
Skittles
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zefir narrates 'Y.M.C.A '
Kiml narrates 'Y.M.C.A '
Skelter narrates 'Y.M.C.A '
Helter narrates 'Y.M.C.A '
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zefir narrates 'its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-aaaaaa!'
Kiml narrates 'its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-aaaaaa!'
Skelter narrates 'its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-aaaaaa!'
Helter narrates 'its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-aaaaaa!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Skittles - Stallion Pen
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar Young man!
You narrate 'Young man!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Skittles - Stallion Pen
Zefir narrates 'Young man!'
Kiml narrates 'Young man!'
Skelter narrates 'Young man!'
Helter narrates 'Young man!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zefir narrates 'Theres no need to be down!'
Kiml narrates 'Theres no need to be down!'
Skelter narrates 'Theres no need to be down!'
Helter narrates 'Theres no need to be down!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar YMCA song rocks
You narrate 'YMCA song rocks'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne speaks from the Dark 'Seriously considering removing SOMEONE'S master flag...'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates ':P'
Craven narrates 'I bet you wont!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates 'i said i could do it!'
Slavvok narrates 'LOL'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep sing more!
You reply to Kiml 'sing more!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Skittles - Stallion Pen
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Skittles - Stallion Pen
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skelter narrates 'Oh dung that was great Raz'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kiml tells you 'i dont know the words to it'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates 'that performace was brought to you by the Blight Men's Choir'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Slavvok narrates 'lagggg'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates '+ Skelter'
nar was that all?
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You narrate 'was that all?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Helter narrates 'lol'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Skelter narrates 'cackle'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Stab narrates 'crap i missed the concert! i was sleeping'
Goofy darkies
re-read and edited out some bad content from non participants :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Skittles on 2006-07-12 19:04 ]
Dare
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Biggus disappears into the void.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A bartender says 'Come back later!'
___________________________________
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Lara whispers to a Warhorse, "Did you see the size of that chicken?"
________________________________
(Only got part of this logged, It was bloody funny, the ox ended up attacking me, and I killed it. Evil Ox.)
Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
A plodding ox says 'oBdE'
* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Torevi es'Daes of Far Madding [Wall Guard]
Erogar "The Bull" Gravano
66 players displayed.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > blink
You blink your eyes innocently.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Avius boggles at the thought.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox says 'hi[c'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox says '_`kh'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Avius says 'It speaks trolloc!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say Hello ox
Dandc shakes his head.
HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'Hello ox'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox says 'tiU_'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Avius looks at a plodding ox.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox softly nuzzles your neck.
HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Dandc looks at a plodding ox.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox leaves east.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say The Devils Ox!!!
You say 'The Devils Ox!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
Tower Square
Here the city sprawls forth from the square. Fire Avenue blazes its
way from the south towards this southeast corner of the square.
Looking down along Fire Avenue, the Osenrein Gate is visible in the
horizon. The walled off tower lies in the center of the Tower Square.
The square continues to the north and west.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
North: A guardsman watches the streets for signs of trouble.
West: An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A plodding ox wanders here.
A rich-looking merchant counts his earnings.
HP:Healthy MV:Full > You smile happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Avius looks at Tagnik.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > l ox
Someone has forced you to color complete.
Your color is now complete.
HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox shakes his head.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > peer ox
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox starts following you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > cackle
You cackle gleefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox rides Dare!
HP:Healthy MV:Full > say Say somethign else
You say 'Say somethign else'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mahogany gets a gold crown from an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mahogany leaves west riding a warhorse.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox says 'QCV'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tagnik leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Avius leaves east riding a wild stallion.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > cackle
You cackle gleefully.
HP:Healthy MV:Full > say You speak anythign otehr then Trolloc?
You say 'You speak anythign otehr then Trolloc?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox nods in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Dandc looks at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A city lamplighter has arrived from the west.
The day has begun.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
A plodding ox loews 'Voulez Vouz Couchez avec Moi, ce soir?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Dandc says 'i knew those mushrooms tasted funny'
say What?
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You say 'What?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox loews 'Voulez Vouz Couchez avec Moi, ce soir?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > snicker
You snicker softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A plodding ox loews 'Google it'
(P.S. Thanks to whoever this was. It was a blast.)
[ This Mail was edited by: Dare on 2006-07-12 21:29 ]
Kaplen
The ultimate WOTmud movie.
Quote:
On 2006-07-12 06:32, Divina wrote:
Cashel played by Clint Eastwood.
Lunda played by Chuck Norris.
Cyradis
the correct phrasing for dare's ox would have been "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir", and for those wondering where it comes from, it' some nasty song lyrics, meaning "do you want to have sex with me, this evening".
Cyradis
Dare
I did figured it out and asked the ox "Your place or mine." it answered by attempting to kick me.
[ This Mail was edited by: Dare on 2006-07-13 09:14 ]
Cert
Benzoic tells you 'hahaha, i can't believe I punched myself in the face'
You tell Benzoic 'why? how did you manage that?'
Benzoic tells you 'Was so random, I was playing with a big "strong" rubber band, stretching it and dung and it snapped and I had my hand in front of my face...'
You tell Benzoic 'ahahahahahaha'
Benzoic tells you 'It's the -second- time it's happened to me!'
Dare
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman says 'I am the debugging gleeman who works for TamTam the
patchwork cloak queen!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell gleeman announce I will perform
You tell the gleeman 'announce I will perform'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Darla arches an eyebrow.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman nods at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Heinrick says 'He told you that you were cut off, didnt he?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman says 'see i yell and nod!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Heinrick says 'Why can't we hear you yell?'
Tamarlyn says 'but you didn't yell'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Darla says 'smart gleeman'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman says 'should i do more?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Heinrick takes the gleeman's crack pipe.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Theoden sits down and starts giggling insanely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tamarlyn says 'you didn't yell'
-----------------------------------
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Gleeman are not wanted in TV?
You say 'Gleeman are not wanted in TV?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman nods at you.
--------------------------------------
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The gleeman gives something to someone.
(Dark Friend Gleeman, giving things to rats... Bad Bad Gleeman)
Darla
Darla Chats:"Dare gave it to me"
boo hiss
Keladry
Quote:
On 2006-07-13 08:04, Cyradis wrote:
the correct phrasing for dare's ox would have been "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir", and for those wondering where it comes from, it' some nasty song lyrics, meaning "do you want to have sex with me, this evening".
Cyradis
Actually, the literal translation is "will you come to bed with me tonight" it doesnt ever mention sex at all :P so THERE! I did learn something in french 1
Spyder narrates 'we out?'
Macneil narrates 'on all s downer comere'
Macneil narrates 'ian'
Macneil narrates 'we win'
Macneil narrates 'nm'
Macneil narrates 'out'
Spyder narrates 'hehe'
Cyradis
didn't speak of literal translation but about meaning :wink:
and i'm french, so i know what i'm talking about :P
at least in french, asking someone to "bed with you" don't have anything to do with "sleeping", to stay correct :wink:
Cyradis
Skittles
same inuendo in english, we say bed when we mean sex
the idiom is the same for both languages
[ This Mail was edited by: Skittles on 2006-07-14 16:49 ]
Psyche
Keladry just speaks a prude language.
Maiel
(this comes after flarn explains in detail to a novice that he is taken)
Aedarana says 'do u guys have meat or food'
Flarn gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.
Flarn gives you a hunk of beef.
Flarn smiles at you.
You say 'giving me the meat honey?'
You give a hunk of beef to Aedarana.
You say 'i'll give her the meat!'
Aedarana eats a hunk of beef.
Aedarana says 'thank you'
----
You say 'lightning just struck a tree outside my window'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Flarn comforts you.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rain says 'that'll teach you to play in a zone with zing'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > giggle
You giggle.
Skelter
Skelter and the Blight Men's choir rehersing between smobs!
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Soldat says 'there's nothin' you can say that can't be sung'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Soldat says 'all you need is love!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Tribe says 'all you need is love'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Soldat says 'all ya need is love!'
sa All you need is love love!
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'All you need is love love!'
Tribe says 'love, love'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Helter says 'breumm bum bum bah bah'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Soldat says 'love is all ya need'
Bored trollocs are scary huh :P
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2006-07-15 18:02, Perdue wrote:
I was told by Flash and Zun that wolfbrothers will never be implemented.
Dhran
Ereh tells you 'Superb leading btw :)'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Ereh tells you 'I seriously wanna grunt under you!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Winded >
Ereh tells you 'Wait, that sounded really bad'
You reply 'Hahahahaha, I'll see what I can do :P'
Cambion
From test mud
~ Lord Myrddin is sleeping -- Keep going! We're up to 1337 [Watchers]
Darad
Cuel chats 'Los Caba'drin...what does that mean?'
Tish chats 'free beer'
Damena
Got this in an essay I assigned to a Novice.
"Damena Sedai has told me she is not a trolloc and, by the three oaths I know this must be true."
Rhoan
Damn, Damena. Maybe you should shave if your students are mistaking you for a furrie. :P
Markus
Hahahahahaha
Quote:
Tolin shouts 'Vivienne, Vivienne, Lama Sabachthani?!'
I <3 Tolin.
Pontara
Haha, it took me 5 minutes of research on wikipedia to figure out what that meant, it was worth it :P
Intimadator
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Toothy says 'counter clockwise should do eet'
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Toothy says 'oh wait thats not very troll of me'
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Toothy says 'way the toilet flush'
Vivienne
That's pretty good. :)
Vivienne
Dare
Viv was going off about something that no one understood.
You chat 'DONT QUESTION!!! Just agree. It's better that way.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mantorok grins at you.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > smile
You smile happily.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mavarek chats '*grin*..mean 'ol Gleeman!..lol'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat Me? Mean... ... ... ... Never.'
You Chat 'Me? Mean... ... ... ... Never.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Vivienne steps in.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne smiles happily.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > scream
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
I flee around abit fearing she is there to assassinate me or something. I finally come back and listen to what she has to say.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne says 'Did you know that in my version, the Aes Sedai all get chained,
the Tower burns to the ground, the men go insane again, and every Chosen turns
out to be a Gleeman?'
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Think about it. Thom's bushy eyebrows and quirky ways, he HAS to
be a Chosen.'
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Thom = The Man.
You say 'Thom = The Man.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'While we're at it, of course, the Great Lord wins.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh
Vivienne says 'And it turns out that the Children of the Light are actually
constructs made by Aginor in the third age, which explains... a lot.'
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Oh, and the biggest secret will be revealed in the next book, on
that we have been previewing for YEARS but no one took us seriously...'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne whispers 'Trollocs have no bonuses. It's their breath that kills,
actually.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Oh, except that when Elayne gives birth, it's Alien style.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'The Seanchan get bored and go home. They are actually part of
humanity that is best preserved from the Age of Legends, and, therefore, revive
one of the flying ships. They are the ones who actually go off to Rukbat and
form Pern.'
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'See, the publishing houses have to make it all come together.'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'The planet of Pern is actually Rukbat.'
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sigarni says 'thats why he is called the dragon reborn'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sigarni says 'no dragons in randland'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sigarni says 'so had to be from pern'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'It was colonized by a technologically superior race fleeing some
kind of evil tyranny and consumption of world resources.'
S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'VERY GOOD!'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'See, I knew someone would get it. DRAGON!'
Intimadator
Ereh tells you 'http://www.gratuitouslylongdomainname.net/ArtGallery/MiscellaneousArt/Root%20Beer%20and%20Skittles.jpg <-- Looks like Barqs just bashed the dung outta skittles'
Thore
The domain name is almost more funny than that. :P But both good.
Dyar says 'and the little mermaid is on'
Dyar says 'i am pumped'
Idra
Quote:
On 2006-07-17 00:44, Cambion wrote:
From test mud
~ Lord Myrddin is sleeping -- Keep going! We're up to 1337 [Watchers]
We're being SPIED on by all those watchers.
Faendar
Toothy told me the other day that he thought I was hilarious.
I thought that was funny and laughed a lot about it.
Pyken
Slask sends a woman across the dancefloor.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A woman gesticulates strangely.
A woman panics, and attempts to flee!
Eol
Quote:
On 2006-07-17 20:18, Josel wrote:
It was cold that day on the Almoth Plains. The Seanchan forces outnumbered those of the Light two to one. Clad in the barest of armor, I, Accepted Josel of the White Tower joined Petra Sedai in the Katar Village. We were on a rescue mission to save Avius di'Natael Barocam, a valiant knight in distress. We heard his voice yelling from the Tanchico road, and made haste towards the sounds.
It was then we noticed Child Bruc riding swiftly towards us near the area named Wood Home. Child Bruc, however, forestalled our concerns, claiming to be in pursuit of the Seanchan forces. Although suspicious, I halted my horse in order to hear him out.
“Accepted,” he called. “You have heard Avius’s cries, yes? Let us rescue the knight and put an end to his Seanchan pursuers.”
I nodded in agreement and, spinning my mount, headed off in the direction of Avius’s cries. Almost immediately I fell upon a Seanchan, Sharlota. We fenced for a time, and then the wily Seanchan Tiq arrived, attempting to stab me unawares. I feared that the two allied may have been too much for me. However, it was then that Petra Sedai arrived. Together we fought off these Seanchan, casting against them tongues of flame and shards of ice woven with Saidin.
Petra Sedai left then to pursue the fleeing Seanchan, whilst I remained near Wood Home, searching for sir Avius.
It was then I perceived Child Bruc riding near and, dismounting, I instantly became wary. But he said to me in soft tones, “Accepted do you really think you need fear me, with the alien hordes of a whore Empress so near? Direct me to them and I will cut their unsuspecting throats,” he whispered under the heavy wooded boughs as he brandished a wicked redstone wrought dagger.
And foolishly I was put at ease. Surely, I thought, he would not lay hand upon a woman with the Seanchan so near. But even as this thought entered my mind, I felt the driving force of Child Bruc’s dagger reaching towards my heart – too soon for me to avoid the blow. But the Creator frowned on such treachery, and Child Bruc’s steady hand slipped. The dagger carved a nasty hole in my dress, but I, thank the Light, suffered no harm. In this moment of his confusion I shoved Child Bruc aside. He toppled upon the ground into a bed of pine needles, even as realization struck him and his curses filled the pristine air.
Almost – almost – did I seize Saidin and strike him down where he stood. But the recent proclamation of the Hall of Sitters echoed through my mind: Henceforth no Accepted shall, unless in imminent fear for one’s life, take the life of a common criminal. And even in initial defense of one’s life, pursuit is forbidden.
I eyed Child Bruc collapsed momentarily in the mud, his spotless cloak matted in muck as he struggled to flee. “Treacherous Child,” I began. “From me, I swear, no harm is intended. I beg you leave off your hate and prejudices. Cease your unprovoked attacks on those of the Tower.”
I turned then and ran past a trail in the woods, turning north towards the Almoth plains. Child Bruc’s cries pursued me.
“Witch!” He screamed. “If the Dark One himself should descend from Shayol Ghoul, I would still pursue you to the ends of the Earth. I shall not rest until the stone of my dagger is reunited with the flesh of your throat.”
Then I passed from hearing and entered the Almoth plains. Almost immediately, I had stumbled upon one of the Seanchan, Varek. He sought to bash me to the ground with his great iron claymore, but I dodged nimbly. This time I opened myself immediately to Saidin, letting the rose fill me with its light. I wove flows of fire which hurtled towards Varek and brought him to his knees. As I then raised my own razored falcata, a swift stroke by Varek opened a gash along my knee causing me to stumble. Varek then dove at me once more from the ground, and I could not entirely evade the thrust. His blade opened a shallow cut clear across my hip, and I could not risk tarrying. I wove another flow of fire, and this time it was Varek who cried out in pain. Fear filled his eyes as he realized his end was near.
Suddenly I heard the maddened screaming of Child Bruc, approaching me from the rear. I realized that I was in mortal danger from two enemies and I fled. My horse carried me to a narrow road through Toman’s Head, where I expected to find the other two members of my party.
Instead I found myself galloping headlong into a group of three Seanchan. I could not halt my horse in time and found myself engaged. Numerous strokes pierced my armor and I found myself bleeding heavily. They too were heavily wounded and for a time I fought, expecting the arrival of reinforcements. At last, however, my ability to hold onto Saidin faded. I was able to wrest my horse free from the confusion of men, and bolted straight away towards the wooden bridge leading to Arad Doman and the walled city of Bandar Eban. Safety was near.
Just as the wooden beams of the bridge came into sight, however, a sudden impact knocked me from my horse. I tried to stand and found I could not. I looked up and nearly passed out in horror. In its haste, my horse had carried me into a pack of lionesses. I rolled and hacked this way and that with my sword, trying in vain to free myself even as precious blood continued to spill from my body. Something once more impacted with my head then, and the world went black.
<font size=-1>[ This Mail was edited by: Josel on 2006-07-17 20:24 ]</font>
Saidin?
Dhran
Heh, yeah I noticed that too. Tried to send her a mail but the box was full :P.
Tallace
I think we have more than one MC in the tower. :wink:
Mythras
No sir, I do not like it.
This thread fails to deliver.
Oraste
all the funny people and things disappeared 4+ years ago mythras
Darla
[quote]
On 2006-07-19 17:26, Dare wrote:
I flee around abit fearing she is there to assassinate me or something.
A gleeman worth assination?!? Never!
Mord
if we all shout 'rychek' in game at the same time, he might come back
Choen
Quote:
On 2006-07-24 13:17, Mythras wrote:
This thread fails to deliver.
Thore
Well then make it deliver, you unfunny bastages!
Dhran
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.
If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
Lady Vivienne is imagineering Randland, one stone at a time. RAWR! (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Scrat the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Psyche Sweet-Cheeks the Grovelling Slave is resting here.
Craven the Myrddraal is standing here.
Rabies the Rabid Raver (Linkless) is sitting here.
Ding the Trolloc is resting here.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne looks at Craven archly.
Psyche is now a member of Craven's group.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'hop'.
You hop around like a bunny.
Scrat hops around like a bunny.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat snickers softly.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'loom vivienne'.
You loom over Vivienne trying to dominate her.
Looming, Scrat tries to dominate Vivienne.
cackle
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You cackle gleefully.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.
If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
Lady Vivienne is imagineering Randland, one stone at a time. RAWR! (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Scrat the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Psyche Sweet-Cheeks the Grovelling Slave is resting here.
Craven the Myrddraal is standing here.
Rabies the Rabid Raver (Linkless) is sitting here.
Ding the Trolloc is resting here.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat says 'I didn't want to I swear!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'pid vivienne'.
Psyche piddles on Vivienne's shoe. Disgusting!
You get your revenge by piddling on Vivienne's shoe.
Scrat piddles on Vivienne's shoe. Disgusting!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'sa Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'.
Psyche says 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
You say 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
Scrat says 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say He made me!
You say 'He made me!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > spit
Craven issues the order 'sa And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'.
Psyche says 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
You say 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
Scrat says 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'You know what's even more fun?'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You spit over your shoulder.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
A sudden cold wind conjured from nowhere freezes Craven!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Hahahahaha
You say 'Hahahahaha'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat says 'hahaha'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say That is fun
You say 'That is fun'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche giggles.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Craven popsicle.'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche licks Craven.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne makes a strange magical gesture.
Vivienne has created a cane!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Can we pull him up to the top of a hill and roll him down?
You say 'Can we pull him up to the top of a hill and roll him down?'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > exa craven
say ACK! A cane!
Craven has some small wounds and bruises.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You say 'ACK! A cane!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Now, if I take this stick and shove it, he's REALLY a popsicle.'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > emote dives behind the Craven popsicle
Ok.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'How many licks does it take...'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Hahahahaha
Vivienne says 'Wait, no, that's a tootsie pop.'
Marrek
Pike chats 'can I ask you guys something?'
Pike chats 'how does that girl, do the voice of Lois Griffin, make me think she is the hottest thing in the world, only attractive cartoon ever, but she is a train wreck in real life?'
Pike chats 'hottest cartoon ever...i can't be the only one to think that voice is sexy'
Blydhil chats 'you're weird?'
Kaishia
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > tell oak woot under 496 tnr :)
You tell Oak 'woot under 496 tnr :)'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Oak tells you 'woot :)'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > reply at this rate, we can do our master quests together *ducks*
You reply to Oak 'at this rate, we can do our master quests together *ducks*'
Oak
HAR HAR :P
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-07-25 23:11, Dhran wrote:
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.
If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
Lady Vivienne is imagineering Randland, one stone at a time. RAWR! (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Scrat the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Psyche Sweet-Cheeks the Grovelling Slave is resting here.
Craven the Myrddraal is standing here.
Rabies the Rabid Raver (Linkless) is sitting here.
Ding the Trolloc is resting here.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne looks at Craven archly.
Psyche is now a member of Craven's group.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'hop'.
You hop around like a bunny.
Scrat hops around like a bunny.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat snickers softly.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'loom vivienne'.
You loom over Vivienne trying to dominate her.
Looming, Scrat tries to dominate Vivienne.
cackle
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You cackle gleefully.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.
If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
Lady Vivienne is imagineering Randland, one stone at a time. RAWR! (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Scrat the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Psyche Sweet-Cheeks the Grovelling Slave is resting here.
Craven the Myrddraal is standing here.
Rabies the Rabid Raver (Linkless) is sitting here.
Ding the Trolloc is resting here.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat says 'I didn't want to I swear!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'pid vivienne'.
Psyche piddles on Vivienne's shoe. Disgusting!
You get your revenge by piddling on Vivienne's shoe.
Scrat piddles on Vivienne's shoe. Disgusting!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Craven issues the order 'sa Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'.
Psyche says 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
You say 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
Scrat says 'Craven is the mightiest Chosen there ever was!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say He made me!
You say 'He made me!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > spit
Craven issues the order 'sa And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'.
Psyche says 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
You say 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
Scrat says 'And Vivienne smells of really bad eggs....'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'You know what's even more fun?'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You spit over your shoulder.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
A sudden cold wind conjured from nowhere freezes Craven!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Hahahahaha
You say 'Hahahahaha'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Scrat says 'hahaha'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say That is fun
You say 'That is fun'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche giggles.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Craven popsicle.'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Psyche licks Craven.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne makes a strange magical gesture.
Vivienne has created a cane!
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Can we pull him up to the top of a hill and roll him down?
You say 'Can we pull him up to the top of a hill and roll him down?'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > exa craven
say ACK! A cane!
Craven has some small wounds and bruises.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You say 'ACK! A cane!'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'Now, if I take this stick and shove it, he's REALLY a popsicle.'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > emote dives behind the Craven popsicle
Ok.
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vivienne says 'How many licks does it take...'
o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say Hahahahaha
Vivienne says 'Wait, no, that's a tootsie pop.'
That's a noshout if anyone else said it :)
Intimadator
Dorgo narrates 'already ruined my chances of getting laid tonight playing this bloody game :)'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Dorgo narrates 'wife sleeping. hmmm...if she doesn't KNOW'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Dorgo narrates 'will only take seconds'
Rumble
Vaylen narrates 'and rain is suddenly ta'veren 4th'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Dyrs narrates 'he is ta 4!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Faendar narrates 'He must have been just off ta'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar well when you kill sei 2 you get a lot of freaking tps
You narrate 'well when you kill sei 2 you get a lot of freaking tps'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Faendar narrates 'to jump up to ta 4'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Brego gets a slab of ruined meat from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Brego gets a slab of ruined meat from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Brego gives you a slab of ruined meat.
Brego gives you a slab of ruined meat.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Troika narrates 'zork was mad tps'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say thanks
You say 'thanks'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > eat meat
eat meat
You eat the meat.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You eat the meat.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Zork tells you 'when you kill sei 2 you get 12 tps'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Brego says 'have a dagger better than stiletto?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > reply lol
You reply to Zork 'lol'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar my bad i meant reaver 2
You narrate 'my bad i meant reaver 2'
Adara
Stebbed a MC dead and he realised he was carrying shedloads of cash.
Male Chaneler tells you 'fucking crier didnt warn me about depositing my cash coz of adara'
Laolin shouts 'The Ever Victorious Army grows stronger today as I proudly raise Raefnal Ma'for to the rank of Scholar. Glory to the Empress, may She live forever! Sara al'sara far a'mandarb!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Nuan shouts 'die and thake the wench with ya'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Bronx shouts 'OH! OH! Beat me to death with that book Scholar! :P' Gratz!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adara shouts 'how can you shout?, i have your head'
Lanna
Oak narrates 'on zroads'
Petra narrates 'ZROADS!?'
Petra narrates 'where is this crazy place'
Petra narrates 'next thing youll be on someone all w armpit'
Petra
To be honest I feel I've been misrepresented in this post.
Usually im lots funnier.
EDIT - Craven sucks.
[ This Mail was edited by: Petra on 2006-07-28 21:42 ]
Petra
April looks at you.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa stop looking at me
You say 'stop looking at me'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa im not crit enough
You say 'im not crit enough'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
April snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa nor well eqd enough
You say 'nor well eqd enough'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa for you to spike me
You say 'for you to spike me'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
An Aes Sedai leaves east.
The warder leaves east.
Morambar leaves south.
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Morambar has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
sa ill give u a shout if i see someone with a heron!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You say 'ill give u a shout if i see someone with a heron!'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Eliira looks at April.
Now that be some quality quotes :P
Intimadator
Ereh says 'rofl gf just came home and had her sister with her. i -was- chillin' naked. cackle'
Its funny cuz apparently he muds naked.
[ This Mail was edited by: Intimadator on 2006-07-28 23:56 ]
Theoden
Oddly enough, "ERRRREEEEHHH!!!!!" is a nice scream from two women seeing him naked. He's psychic like that.
Adara
* R HP:Hurt MV:Weary - Meren: Scratched >
*Meren* drawls 'au revoir wenchio'
* R HP:Hurt MV:Weary - Meren: Scratched >
*Meren* panics, and attempts to flee!
Biggus
Thalil chats 'i should name my penis lag monster'
Thalil chats 'I've been trying to think of a good penis name'
Thalil chats 'and my girlfriend hates lag, so it would fit'
<Huge lag spike>
Thalil chats 'did anyone just feel my penis?'
Skelter
And finally, the answer to the ETERNAL QUESTION! Is there something that scares a Ghar?
Craven's pissed at them.... Murnych is pissed at them... MOGHEDIAN is pissed at them... and...
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dhran narrates 'Please don't call Jaster :P'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dhran narrates 'He frightens me the most :P'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Intimadator narrates 'lol look at dhran :P'
narr LOL Dhran
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You narrate 'LOL Dhran'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Styg narrates 'lol'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Intimadator narrates 'follow the poop streaks and you'll find dhran! lol'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dhran narrates 'Haha, only when Jaster's around'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Helter narrates 'ROFL'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > narr hahaha
You narrate 'hahaha'
Tish
serious note, but new april is not old april :P I almost killed her one time.
Becks
Was discussing with Oak what a master led mob can and cannot do.
Oak says 'paj mounts his'
Obviously a lonely life up North :P
Markus
So, I kill Hress in FD... a few minutes later...
You narrate 'hress 1n :P'
Rhoan narrates 'rofl markus'
Petra narrates 'really ?'
Eljaved has arrived from the west, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Balian has arrived from the west, riding a bloodstock stallion.
You narrate 'really'
You narrate 'well fled'
Mord narrates 'kill him again'
Eljaved leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
You narrate 'ooh Eljaved's after him'
You narrate 'how who do I want to win'
You narrate ':P'
X tells you 'I'm preparing myself for a Eljaved rip.'
You reply to X 'nod :P'
X tells you ':) '
Y tells you 'let him die first'
You tell Y 'hehe'
Z tells you 'let him kill elj, then kill hress, deal?'
Q tells you 'I'm counting on hress this time'
Z tells you ':P'
You narrate 'you people are mean'
You narrate '4 separate people telling me to wait until he kills eljaved :P'
Luler narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'El, If I were you I'd change title to "the well-beloved"'
Eljaved narrates '?'
[Hress fades]
X tells you 'Dude.'
You tell X 'sup :P'
X tells you 'Hress fled from Eljaved?'
You tell X 'was prolly naked+dagger'
X tells you 'Omg.'
X tells you 'Hress's street credit? ZERO,'
Theoden
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Laef has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A little boy giggles.
A little boy panics, and attempts to flee!
A little boy leaves north.
Laef looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
Laefe
Kardis bellows 'come one someone here has to have pick'
there are 30-ish people sitting outside falme gate right now.
Rhaegal
A small dog realizes that Eljaved is a jerk!
Trayl
Quote:
On 2006-08-03 08:56, Rhaegal wrote:
A small dog realizes that Eljaved is a jerk!
:D
Haha
A falcon realizes that Eljaved is a jerk!
Rhaegal
Eljaved bellows 'stfy rhae you handehled ****'
*snicker*
Karania
LOL
the general concenious is in regards to the above...
haha
Markus
Langwa chats 'langois is a half trolloc?'
Langwa chats 'or something?'
Arthonok chats 'some might say that'
Thomathan
spam flee 25 times:
Your heartbeat races very rapidly as your forehead throbs
:P
Choen
I got really bored one time, spam fled up/down thr and in the end i had 14 rounds of fleelag.
Janers
Wonder if you can die from fleeing to much...like that your heart just stops!
Thomathan
No, tried testing that :P fled from full to hag and nothing bad happened
Lanna
Was looking through some of my old logs and I found this:
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin opens the bush.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin leaves west riding a bloodstock stallion.
Tarn leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
Macneil leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
You follow Lantin.
Dead End Near Tarwin's Gap
A path leads east into a wide open area, where Tarwin's Gap opens out of the
mountains. The charred remains of a campfire lie on the ground surrounded
by a circle of stones. The grass is brown and trampled, and some sparse
underbrush covers the ground.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Macneil the Cavalryman is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Lord Tarn the Dai Shan is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.
Lantin the Cavalryman is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A raven is here flying around.
A raven is visible flying high in the sky.
A raven is here, watching.
A raven is here, watching.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin closes the bush.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin whispers something to a raven.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Tarn panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A raven starts following you.
A raven starts following you.
A raven starts following you.
A raven starts following you.
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin says 'apparantly my df status has not gone through'
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Lantin says 'i just asked the raven to send a message to chosen to KILL US IN THE BUSH'
[ This Mail was edited by: Lanna on 2006-08-05 19:47 ]
Kragor
??
Janers
Damena tells you 'Well, if we happen to decide to hunt some wanteds while they're raiding, it's not our fault.'
This in itself is not perse funny, however, the state this mud has come to (and what this shows) is a complete joke.
Juvy
Kardis says 'pajachu i chose you!'
Nea beams a smile at Siel.
Paj says 'ack'
Paj transforms in a flash of bright mauve light!
Keruk
Quote:
On 2006-08-07 15:09, Janers wrote:
Damena tells you 'Well, if we happen to decide to hunt some wanteds while they're raiding, it's not our fault.'
This in itself is not perse funny, however, the state this mud has come to (and what this shows) is a complete joke.
*giggles* If you die to her you're a bigger newbie than she shows herself to be in critical moments. Like creating food. =X
- Keruk d'Auir the Hungry
Janers
Nah this was about other fc's...I ain't even involved :P but it's a quote!
Markus
<used as light> a neon sign pointing downward reading 'Markus is HERE!'
Vivienne gave me that after I logged on and everyone initially ignored my narrate :wink:
Maeglin
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tiq chats 'A *newbie male human* says 'are you a trolloc?''
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat lol
You chat 'lol'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Chenu chats 'lmao'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tiq chats 'I answer "NO"'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tiq chats 'then he says "A *newbie male human* says 'oh well played'"'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Chenu chats 'that's funny :)'
Morkin
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > who
eq
Players
-------
Tyson of Illian
Bronx the Herald of Honor [Sword and Hand Council]
Dalamar a'Brawdrifynn of Arafel
Link Dead (Linkless)
Moiresha Larawyn, the Wearied Novice [White Tower]
Calia of Illian
Mayal of Arafel
Rhyn Strongbrand |Lion Warden Applicant|
Ahnvari the Journey Accepted [White Tower]
Mynamesfoo of Illian (Linkless) (Idle)
Mozim Ultio WANTED
Emanuel of Shienar
Penny din Junara Two Stars {Tower Accepted} [White Tower]
Tarak Ichigo, Defenders MVP
Lord Tadr the High Captain [Lion Warden]
Nyea L'aor
Alais the Apprentice [Wisdom]
Tapatio the Second Squadman [Child of Light]
Rai of Arafel
Llewlyn Slainte Mhath {Sword and Hand Council}
Odon leaves north riding a warhorse.
You follow Odon.
The Lugard Road
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Odon Galrath, Walker of the woods is standing here, riding a warhorse.
* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>Odon leaves north riding a warhorse.
You follow Odon.
The Lugard Road Through Four Kings
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Odon Galrath, Walker of the woods is standing here, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A warhorse seems too exhausted to obey Odon's commands.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois link
Link Dead is a level 32 human.
Keruk
Tadr tells you 'misstell'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tadr tells you 'meh misstell on a misstell'
Rumble
Myzec narrates 'who needs a woman when you have man boobies'
Tiq
Was sitting 4k junc. I wanted to be as cool as Rain and the others so I dropped 12 gold and some coppers.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Faul chats 'and the blood shed begins!'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Chenu chats 'ok going for real this time'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab human
hide
backstab human
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > A *human* has arrived from the west.
A *human* has arrived from the west, riding a |3|.gray palfrey.<------- I dont kill unnameds
You attempt to hide yourself.
Chenu chats 'laters' l >
You silently approach your victim...
+hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
A *human* gets twelve gold crowns. <--- Damn thief
hide
backstab human
=
Faul chats 'peace chenu'
A *human* starts riding a black stallion.
A *human* ponders life, the universe, and everything.
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
Zavion chats 'bye chenu'
=hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
A *human* growls menacingly.
You silently approach your victim...
+hide
backstab human
*
A *human* gets a copper penny.
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
A *human* drops twelve gold crowns.
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
A *human* says 'i was going to get that'
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
Vanai chats 'bye checu'
+
A *human* gets twelve gold crowns.
hide
backstab human
*
A *human* says 'these aren't ours' <--- He has honour!
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
=
A *human* grins evilly.
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
=hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
=hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
A *human* drops twelve gold crowns.
You attempt to hide yourself.
A *human* says 'that belongs to someone' <--- Damn right it does
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
-hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
A black stallion flickers its ears.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
hide
backstab human
Cancelled.
You attempt to hide yourself.
You silently approach your victim...
=
A *human* says 'your no fun'
*
A *human* leaves west riding a black stallion.
A *human* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
Forget the exact words but
Langois narrates 'Its lame when your pking and people come to kill you.'
Thena
* HP:Beaten DP:Full MV:Weary >
Klaaw narrates 'but it was just a bad fart'
* HP:Beaten DP:Full MV:Weary > sa smell?
You hiss 'smell?'
Craven and Klaaw were talking about different things, weren't even in the same room, but I like the coincidence.
*giggle* He said fart. *giggle*
Rober
Quote:
On 2006-07-18 09:20, Markus wrote:
Hahahahahaha
Quote:
Tolin shouts 'Vivienne, Vivienne, Lama Sabachthani?!'
I <3 Tolin.
Quote:
On 2006-07-19 09:29, Pontara wrote:
Haha, it took me 5 minutes of research on wikipedia to figure out what that meant, it was worth it :P
try google next time, it takes 2 seconds :wink:.
Mord
why have you forsaken me right?
Akael
Quote:
On 2006-08-13 00:30, Rober wrote:
Quote:
On 2006-07-18 09:20, Markus wrote:
Hahahahahaha
Quote:
Tolin shouts 'Vivienne, Vivienne, Lama Sabachthani?!'
I <3 Tolin.
Quote:
On 2006-07-19 09:29, Pontara wrote:
Haha, it took me 5 minutes of research on wikipedia to figure out what that meant, it was worth it :P
try google next time, it takes 2 seconds :wink:.
Took me like 5 seconds on Wikipedia to find it :P
Yes Mord.
Rain
Haha, I'm now taking credit for even more of your things, Dorien!
Karri
Jefar chats 'Rain is Hope's pimp.'
Rain chats 'Pimpin ain't easy.'
Acea
An old woman wields a steel-shafted lance.
Syphon says 'got plans for her husband perhaps'
Syphon says 'found him with the granny next door'
Thena
<3 Tiq.
You know I wub joo.
Shzrei
A Dhai'mon trolloc clumsily approaches Troika, broadcasting his intentions.
o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > A Pillared Hall
The twisted pillars thin out as they give way to a large rectangular table to
the west. Even further to the west lies a large throne, hidden in shadows
placed at the head of the table.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
North: A trolloc is here, exhorting a group of trolloc raiders.
East: A trolloc is here ruling a group of trollocs.
The corpse of an ankle-biter is lying here.
Troika the Abominable Bruiser is here, fighting a Dhai'mon trolloc.
A Dhai'mon trolloc is here, fighting Troika.
Jaster Mereel, Next 104 in 2007 is standing here mending a weapon.
Tamarlyn the Tease, loves all her pets. (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jaster is engulfed into the murky depths of the shadows.
A shadow stallion is engulfed into the murky depths of the shadows.
Tamarlyn is engulfed into the murky depths of the shadows.
Brant
Argon narrates 'what going on cammy'
Alexis narrates 'Solarius is attacking guards and stuff'
Solarius narrates 'Im not attacking Guards.'
Solarius narrates 'They are attacking me.,'
Markus
King Galldrian su Riatin Rie says 'arch'
Dhran
Quit shouts 'Yeehaw you suns a beeches! I'm Quit the trolloc and I QUIT STATTING!'
Markus
Avius tells you 'this guy thinks he's gonna be able to take on a few ss or ds solo as an abser with spear :P'
You tell Avius 'let him find out the hard way'
Avius tells you 'he has :P'
Ulthrak
Quote:
Noore said:
...showed me that Tagnik almost has a consciousness. After he had narrated that Ik was crit he had guilty feelings...
Anyhow, though... .. *shrug*
Quote:
Oak said:
Are you two looking forward to the 5th grade this year?
The word is concious....
Haha, blind leading the blind. Love it when people 'correct' people incorrectly. The word is Conscience...
Angriff
DAMNIT
i was coming to post that right now :P
Oak
Quote:
On 2006-08-19 12:33, Ulthrak wrote:
Quote:
Noore said:
...showed me that Tagnik almost has a consciousness. After he had narrated that Ik was crit he had guilty feelings...
Anyhow, though... .. *shrug*
Quote:
Oak said:
Are you two looking forward to the 5th grade this year?
The word is concious....
Haha, blind leading the blind. Love it when people 'correct' people incorrectly. The word is Conscience...
Haha yeah damnit I asked my wife too (the english major) she goes yeah that sounds right. I knew she wasnt listening.
Salenviae
Never trust people who study English. Or Law. Or History. We are only learning how to twist your words to our own advantage.
Divina
You tell Dovim 'hey sweet cakes, remember me :P'
Dovim tells you 'Only too well.'
You reply to Dovim 'ah come on, was it as good for you as it was for me?'
Dovim tells you 'Ya know, that's a question to ask. Luckily I mostly remembered my blurred vision. At least it's nothing I have to regret.'
You reply to Dovim 'wow way to remind a gal she is special. Nice one cold fish.'
Dovim tells you 'It only works to ensure that the repeat in the future will be twice as good, because it will be an apology hidden'
You reply to Dovim 'same bat time, same bat place?'
Dovim tells you 'I'll bring the two bottles of inexpensive whiskey.'
Dovim tells you 'You bring whatever you're going to drink.'
You reply to Dovim 'tight ass'
[ This Mail was edited by: Divina on 2006-08-19 20:30 ]
Noore
If Mikaela hadn't locked the thread I would correct Oak myself, as I realised afterwards that I had used the wrong word. Ah well, atleast someone did :)
Skelter
Was looking at some old old logs and found this humorous:
Newbie Madin and Gabino at his prime!
Madin narrates 'who cast chill on me?'
Frooty narrates 'warlord did madin'
Tiania narrates 'if you hit Warlord, he did'
Madin chats 'are gold bracelets lighter or heavier than wristbands?'
Gabino narrates 'That was the most entertainment I've had in a long time'
Frooty narrates 'why gabino?'
Gabino narrates 'Had silly trolloc rent crit too=('
Dont get it...
Akael
I remember Frooty!
Markus
This is from memory, but it went like this:
Iliana's horse haggs.
SomeGuy whispers to a horse 'You suck'
Iliana's horse neighs 'screw you man'
Handon
Quote:
Halfhand chats 'If you're an unknown darkfriend, send me a tell, it's about something important.'
Jestin
Heh this just struck me as hilarious:
Errtu
Posted: 2006-08-08 16:56
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plan ? no, not really i just figured ill call bomm at 2nd of october and be like: Hey its a week from now lets go buy tickets ?
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Otzo
Posted: 2006-08-09 02:39
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Now THAT sounds like the way to go !
P.S. read the thread title
(The thread is titled 'Mudmeet in Stockholm - saturday 9:th September!')
Jason
Quote:
On 2006-08-22 06:48, Skelter wrote:
Was looking at some old old logs and found this humorous:
Newbie Madin and Gabino at his prime!
Madin narrates 'who cast chill on me?'
Frooty narrates 'warlord did madin'
Tiania narrates 'if you hit Warlord, he did'
Madin chats 'are gold bracelets lighter or heavier than wristbands?'
Gabino narrates 'That was the most entertainment I've had in a long time'
Frooty narrates 'why gabino?'
Gabino narrates 'Had silly trolloc rent crit too=('
i think i remember that. because i've ever hit warlord one time =P
Argon
The Guardian grants Beer a kit.
Acea
Walked into CCS to hear this.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Halfhand has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Arthun says 'Whitecloaks suck.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A shaggy brown mare lays its ears flat against its neck.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Rohn has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Arthun says 'Kidding'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > nod arthun
Arthun sniffs sadly.
You nod at him.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Halfhand says '...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > cackle
Rohn gently fills a leather water flask from a fountain.
You cackle gleefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Saphira peers closely at Arthun, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Arthun throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Halfhand says 'Watch your mouth, kid.'
[ This Mail was edited by: Acea on 2006-08-24 23:27 ]
Mord
boo hiss
Mord
Warg narrates 'but then again i love ballz'
Rhoan
Quote:
On 2006-08-25 10:17, Torit wrote:
I've been killed several times by clanned FC's deciding to incin/sleep stab me. I think its kinda fun though, cause they'll let me brick on them before I turn into a big candle.
Gilgalahad
Was running around AD crit from 4 CoL.
Takaen narrates 'gil, you okay?
* R HP:Critical MV:Winded > You have 3(380) hit and 52(136) movement points.
You have scored 64311376 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 4188624 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 7 Turn points to date.
You have played 7 days and 3 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Gilgalahad Farseer, Recuit |Imperial army-SIG| (Level 42).
You are standing.
* R HP:Critical MV:Winded >
b does having 3 hps count
[narrate ]
You narrate 'does having 3 hps count'
* R HP:Critical MV:Winded >
b as ok
[narrate ]
You narrate 'as ok'
Takaen narrates 'hmm. no'
Nidwin narrates 'it does if you are Inside Falme'
Aruon
cant remember it exactly but
You chat 'lo antonio'
Antonio chats 'only on to rent, fell asleep while exping again last night.
Caolle
Dur tells you 'i'm a master baiter'
It's funnier if you say it out aloud... with lots of people around... into a loudspeaker.
Morkin
Mak narrates 'where is the pk?'
Axo narrates 'in silams pants'
Mak narrates 'hmm i dont know that zone'
Euler narrates 'it's kinda nuts Mak'
Axo narrates 'that it is'
Euler narrates 'wouldn't advise going there'
Silam rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
Mak narrates 'its all good... i just have to get drunk enough first'
Silam narrates 'Well, thats enough conversation about whats in my pants.'
Axo narrates '...'
Euler narrates 'it was kind of a short conversation in fairness Silam'
Axo narrates 'lol'
Euler narrates 'and pretty useless'
Silam narrates 'I'm feeling like going to illian to perform backstabbing now.'
You narrate 'lol'
Silam narrates 'Everything works fine.'
You narrate 'so euler gonna be stabbed from the b... er, in the back '
Pharian narrates 'witht he short conversation too'
Claudio
Mak narrates 'where you want my naked ass?'
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Landor narrates 'dude'
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Landor narrates 'not there'
lol, TMI
Mord
lol, afk-killer
Lanna
Shzrei narrates 'thanks pyken..'
Pyken narrates 'Wow was that bad'
Shzrei narrates 'yes'
Pyken narrates 'I didn't realize you responded to fade'
Markus
Quote:
You chat 'back'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > chat everybody got over the markus lynching mood?
You chat 'everybody got over the markus lynching mood?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tuarac narrates 'hey markus'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Madin narrates 'i bet they are all chasing you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > * HP:Healthy MV:Full > chat eeek
You chat 'eeek'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
An angry mob begins to form nearby, chanting 'Mar-kus! Mar-kus!'
I'm like huh?
Quote:
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Immortals
---------
~ Lady Vivienne says 'Any way you want it...' RAWR! [Watchers]
1 players displayed.
And all became clear :wink:
Markus
Someone narrates 'sabina you okay?'
Sabina narrates 'fighting the 0 trollocs who chased gap'
Madin narrates 'awesome'
Handon
Quote:
*Shzrei* hisses 'no fair!'
Jyay
I'm under the well in cam with Faric, Enthor, and Static..
Faric bellows 'Rape!'
Faric bellows 'call the guards!!'
You bellow 'GET EM BEFORE HE GETS OUT!'
You bellow 'Enthor act normal while I hold him, it's static's turn! :D'
Enthor coughs loudly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You shrug.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cedaran chats 'ffs 16 17 13 rogue'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Static chats 'Trading falcata, eme ring, thin blacks, sungwood bracelet and ivy bracelet for abs'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Faric suddenly keels over in pain, surrounded by a white aura...
Faric's body has been taken over by a new spirit!
You say 'just something homosexual to pass the time.'
Cedaran chats 'didn't knwo could be so bad'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say ':P'
Enthor says 'wtf am I gonna yell to that? :P'
Kaishia
Lelaine Akashi says 'The Hall has voted against raising Accepted Cadsuane to the Shawl.'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Cadsuane Melaidhrin says 'Very well, goat may try again when she has had enough training.'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Caelophlyn falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Cadsuane Melaidhrin says 'And please try to do a better job with her this time, Daughters.'
Kayleigh
Kardis narrates 'on shackles orch ent'
Aria narrates 'he crit'
Kardis narrates 'blight pop'
Aria narrates 'shackles crit'
Kardis narrates 'cant be crit no bloodies'
Perdue narrates 'if he's crit, why isn't he bleeding?'
Aria narrates 'definately crit'
Markus narrates 'you were on the tree aria'
Markus narrates 'it was crit when you saw shackles'
Someone narrates 'oh geez'
Coeus narrates 'he was scratched'
Vulton narrates 'lol'
Aria narrates 'Shackles scratched'
Markus
Hehe yeah that cracked me up too :P
*comf Aria*
Quinton
Jyay says 'you have mysapce'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Mak looks at Rayven.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Risca gives a dark, hooded cloak to Rayven.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Jyay says 'add me'
Tiq
Quote:
On 2006-08-28 22:56, Caolle wrote:
Dur tells you 'i'm a master baiter'
It's funnier if you say it out aloud... with lots of people around... into a loudspeaker.
Hah, I finally understand what you guys were laughing at (4 weeks later)
As crow treads across the winding Illian road, clouds of dust are kicked up.
Aira
On a channie alt:
* R HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Bruc says 'im getting scouts about fcs around :P'
* R HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > snick
You snicker softly.
* R HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > sa lies :P
You say 'lies :P'
* HP:Healthy SP:Fading MV:Fresh > where
r
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Decae - Bend in the Road
Kira - Before the Keep
Ahnvari - Lord Agelmar's Private Bedchamber
Hehe, made me laugh
<3 Ahnvari
Markus
Just a bit of OOC cheese... :wink:
Hether chats 'should I incinerate or sleep is the question'
You chat 'rejoin the Light side, Hether'
Hether chats 'never'
You chat 'i sense the good in you, the conflict'
Hether chats 'ill throw dovim down the death star:P'
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2006-09-06 23:14 ]
Roka
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion gets a diamond wedding ring from a backpack.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion kneels solemnly before Drase.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'drase'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase accepts the ring and bends to kiss Oblivion.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'marry me you hunk of trolloc flesh'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion winks suggestively.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase kisses Oblivion.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion gives a diamond wedding ring to Drase.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase blushes.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase stops using a ring of silver.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > la
You fall down laughing.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase slides a diamond wedding ring on to his right ring finger.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oblivion narrates 'lol YAY i just asked drase to marry me and he accepted i feel like isha :P'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase snickers softly.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'do who'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > shout Rejoice this day, as Oblivion and Drase are joined in matrimonial bliss. GO MANLY TROLLOC LOVE!
You shout 'Rejoice this day, as Oblivion and Drase are joined in matrimonial bliss. GO MANLY TROLLOC LOVE!'
o HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'what does wedding ring do??'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Mak shouts 'FzwA i^k'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'it give a lil dodge'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase shouts 'we killed you come to our wedding fest'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion shouts 'fo sho'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'fest'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr rofl
Drase says 'LOL'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You narrate 'rofl'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr lol that's just funny that they're shouting back
You narrate 'lol that's just funny that they're shouting back'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'need to get my lvl back'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'i firetrucking lost it again :('
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion comforts Drase.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion gets a diamond wedding ring from a backpack.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'yes im a hussy'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase bursts into tears.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'i thought you loved me :P'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'it just wouldnt work out between us drase'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase stops using a diamond wedding ring.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase gives a diamond wedding ring to Oblivion.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase slides a ring of silver on to his right ring finger.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > narr And... divorced already
You narrate 'And... divorced already'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion licks Drase.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase snickers softly.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion narrates 'lol thats the last time i pull out 2 wedding rings'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'since you broke it up i think you have to get me my lvl back :P'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase says 'so my title leaves me!!!'
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Oblivion says 'lol'
whois drase
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > Drase Oblivion's man Husband is a level 29 Ghar'ghael trolloc.
o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Drase nods to himself, he must need reassurance.
Isha
Quote:
Oblivion narrates 'lol YAY i just asked drase to marry me and he accepted i feel like isha '
....
Eol
Quote:
A rather sick and disturbed guest wrote,
Is it possible to channel 'Incinerate' on someone, and then channel 'Freeze' on them so they are immobilized while they burn alive?
Toothy
Shzrei issues the order 'pick goldendawngate'.
A shadow stallion skillfully picks the lock of the GoldenDawnGate.
You failed to pick the lock.
Rain
I'm sure that's legal.
Markus
It's legal if he or anyone in the group could do it, isn't it?
And it's also funny. :)
Serrated
Quote:
On 2006-09-10 23:46, Eol wrote:
Quote:
A rather sick and disturbed guest wrote,
Is it possible to channel 'Incinerate' on someone, and then channel 'Freeze' on them so they are immobilized while they burn alive?
Hahaha.
Handon
Fern narrates 'anyone have bjarn in zone? i feel like killing someone'
Bjarn chats '300 crowns for the scalp of that mouthy eagle'
Fern narrates 'ooh, bjarn is an aider of seanchan'
Sylibus narrates 'Noted.'
Bjarn narrates 'baseless claims'
Bjarn narrates 'i just want to see your unjust scalp removed'
Fern narrates 'sorry, were you speaking to me?'
Bjarn narrates 'nothing to do with seanchan - everything to do with the fact that i have little patience for mindless little men such as yourself'
Fern narrates 'i need an interpreter here please, someone fluent in idiot'
Bjarn narrates 'how's this - firetruck you'
I laughed myself out of my chair :P
Shzrei
stupid grouping putting the stupid mob in the wrong place
[ This Mail was edited by: Shzrei on 2006-09-15 00:08 ]
Markus
http://www.wotmud.org/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=104056&forum=74
Doyn's post.
I searched for it specifically today, just because it still cracks me up.
Gerrick
* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Gerrick - Wading Through the Reeds
Nathanael - Wading Through the Reeds
Vivienne - Tamarlyn's Mountain Retreat
AHA!!!!
Skittles
I wonder if you can get caned there.
Markus
Preston chats 'the only good book is the Annals of the Hunt. It bashed better than my eaxe'
Preston chats 'you shoulda seen the look on the Wisdom's face when I asked her to ward it'
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2006-09-16 09:18 ]
Paj
Kesumi the Lieutenant is a level 51 Child of Light Master trolloc.
Hameron
Letter to the Empress:
"...you are a callous tyrant with no care for the welfare of your people...
...I think my warrant needs to be evaluated. "
Hahaha, I thought that was pretty classic.
Mord
didn't you quit?
Mezo
Sylibus narrates 'nvm'
Tadr narrates 'mmm im laggin'
Sylibus narrates 'me too'
Sylibus narrates 'And my foot is hagged.'
Sylibus narrates 'I mean. Numb.'
Sylibus narrates 'what the fook'
Mord
You say 'elayne should be visited by child services'
Aira says 'no... Child services'
Aira
Quote:
On 2006-09-19 10:59, Angriff wrote:
i have a rock in my front yard and i haven't seen any tigers around. this rock obviously is keeping them away
i'm willing to take offers for this rock, inquire within
Cracked me up good.
Angriff
it's a simpsons joke remixed slightly
Sycamore
Razhak hisses 'fucking i give up'
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Razhak hisses 'i GIVE firetruckING UP'
Gotta love the double syntax to get that celibacy message through!
Handon
Funny late night chats
Rentris narrates 'Tai'Shar Manetheren!'
Beliora narrates 'Tai'Shar Stat me!'
Rentris narrates 'insult my native language...I KILL YOU!'
Rentris narrates 'No Soup For You!'
Rentris chats 'everyone congratulate Caela. She's taken the first steps to recovery and admitted she has a problem.'
Kardis chats '?'
Rentris chats 'Caela tells you 'what a LOSER i am"'
Rentris chats 'congrats Caela'
Reibesch chats 'of course she's one of yer friends she must be low.'
Caela chats 'sounds like something I'd say'
Rentris chats 'may your recovery be swift'
Beliora chats 'hey loser, come stat me'
Meiffret
Lucia chats '3 horned lizards in 1 room'
Faelan chats 'kinky'
Drol chats '3 horny lizards... one girl... wonder how that will end?'
Faelan chats 'badly most likely drol'
Someone chats 'w/ lots of flee lag'
Drol chats 'Depends who you're rooting (pardon the pun) for :wink:'
[ This Mail was edited by: Meiffret on 2006-09-23 03:18 ]
Theoden
Quote:
On 2006-09-21 09:56, Meiffret wrote:
Lucia chats '3 horned lizards in 1 room'
Faelan chats 'kinky'
Drol chats 3 'horny lizards... one girl... wonder how that will end?'
Faelan chats 'badly most likely drol'
Someone chats 'w/ lots of flee lag'
Drol chats 'Depends who you're rooting (pardon the pun) for :wink:'
Stop crafting logs!
EDIT: I high-lighted the part that reveals it as a crafted log.
[ This Mail was edited by: Theoden on 2006-09-23 12:54 ]
Meiffret
The text isn't crafted.
Marika
Kairilindia chats 'what happened to double xp?'
Muer 'It rip'
Mithilriel 'What he means is its on'
Muer chats 'its dead, so you may as well go and leave all the tree's alone'
Mithilriel chats 'i mean yeah what he said'
Muer chats 'nod self'
[ This Mail was edited by: Marika on 2006-09-23 04:15 ]
Ryuso
This isn't an exact quote, sorry didn't log it.
Thercar looks at you.
Thercar says 'Wow, someone not in combo'
You say 'Don't have the dex for it.'
Thercar says 'Good'
Thercar says 'Combo is the tool of the capitalist oatbreakers'
Thought it was funny :P
Morkin
Jonhi narrates 'wtf is this'
Jonhi narrates 'bushweek?'
Mord
someone should go through and delete all the crappy 'quotes'
Limia
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Aishling chuckles politely.
Fern narrates 'i low moves on low horse'
Auron is about to perform magic!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > stand
A guardsman leaves south.
You are already standing.
Auron reachs underneath Aishling's nose.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Auron pulls out a rose!
Auron gives a bright blue rose to Aishling.
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Aishling beams a smile at Auron.
Fern narrates 'and to be honest i need a pee :P'
Auron says 'Keeping roses in your noses Aishling?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Auron - Tower Square
Tadr - Tower Square
Aishling - Tower Square
Euler - Tower Square
Limia - Tower Square
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Auron throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Fresh >
Euler says 'i knew something was growing up there!'
[ This Mail was edited by: Limia on 2006-09-24 18:30 ]
Theoden
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates 'SPAM'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates 'SPAM'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Razhak narrates 'SPAM'
I think I can recognize spamming now...
Handon
I can still remember my newbie days when spam was something you got in the email :P
Rokun
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Quinton says 'going amador'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Quinton says 'shit i mean ef'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'You're there...'
You fall down laughing.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Quinton waves.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You say 'Priceless'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Quinton calls for the Northgate to be opened.
The Amador gatekeeper points to the obviously open Northgate.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Quinton leaves north riding a warhorse.
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Baeddan - Reception
Rokun - Amador Northern Gate
Pharian - Common Room of the Oak and Thorn
Bruc - Amador Central Square
Lazuris - Amador Central Square
Verei - Common Room of the Oak and Thorn
Mance - Common Room of the Oak and Thorn
Daal - Amador Central Square
Gilliard
Tapatio chats 'murdering poop, the worst kind'
Markus
Macneil narrates 'So who knew that razhak actually designed the changes for borderlands?'
Dare
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'Standard loving helpful supportive
Viv-statement goes here. Use tells, be patient. RAWR! :)'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >You chat 'VIV!!! Give me Mob lead, TamTam doesn't love me anymore, you're
my new fav Imm. Now give me mob lead please :P'
----Moments Later--------
HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A guardsman has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Vivienne steps in.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Vivienne has created an irritating fly!
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
An irritating fly leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say YES!!!
An irritating fly has arrived from the east.
You say 'YES!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
An irritating fly starts following you.
Vivienne waves.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne disappears in a puff of smoke.
---Later Still After I Growl How I Can't Command The Fly---
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Vivienne steps in.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne says 'I could have truly appealed to your Gleeman sense of
drama.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > order fly piddle vivienne
An irritating fly has an indifferent look.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vond falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne says 'You COULD have a whole love-hate thing going on with an Evil
Braem deer following you.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say But he doesn't listen to me.
A warhorse swishes the flies off its back with its tail.
Vivienne says 'It follows you, attacks you, follows you, attacks you...
while tracking you...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say But he doesn' listen to me.
You say 'But he doesn't listen to me.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say It's all his problem
point fly
You say 'It's all his problem'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You point at it.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say Don't yell at me about it.
Vivienne says 'of course not. Your level is not high enough.'
You say 'Don't yell at me about it.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say ... ... ...
You say '... ... ...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say What lvl you you have to be to command a fly?
You say 'What lvl you you have to be to command a fly?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vond chuckles politely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne says 'Hey. You asked for mob lead. I am Vivienne. What in the
WORLD did you expect?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say Give me a fly swatter, I'll command it all right.
You say 'Give me a fly swatter, I'll command it all right.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vond says 'high enough to learn the language of the fly first?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say buzz buzzz buuzzzz hummmmmmmm.
A tense warder says 'She has a point there.'
You say 'buzz buzzz buuzzzz hummmmmmmm.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > order fly piddle vond
An irritating fly has an indifferent look.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > poke fly
Vivienne pats an irritating fly on its head.
You poke it in the ribs.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vond chuckles politely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > poke flyorder fly piddle vondorder fly piddle vond
An irritating fly has an indifferent look.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > roll
You roll your eyes.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne says 'Now, I'm getting back to work. Have fun.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vivienne smiles happily.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say I can't even make him piddle on Vond.
Vivienne disappears in a puff of smoke.
You say 'I can't even make him piddle on Vond.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Wheel of Time turns...
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Vond says 'hey thats not fun'
(P.S. TamTam... The REAL TamTam... I still love you...)
Omega
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - a hard-shelled clencher: Battered >
Lykan pierces a hard-shelled clencher's body.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - a hard-shelled clencher: Beaten >
Lykan says 'might die to his stupid emotes'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - a hard-shelled clencher: Beaten >
Lykan is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Lykan's death cry.
You stop following Lykan.
A hard-shelled clencher crawls up onto your foot.
A hard-shelled clencher digs its teeth into your ankle and clamps down.
Ouch!
Quinton
Eol chats 'Quick Dolpins are telling me they are poisoning the ocean. Someone with a real ring do something'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rayek chats 'lmao'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat haha
You chat 'haha'
was about captain planet
[ This Mail was edited by: Quinton on 2006-09-28 00:52 ]
Razhak
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong > Dirt Road Through Town
With relatively fresh surfacing, the road here is in good repair although
the edges of the dirt road are old and hard packed suggesting that this
road was not used nor upkept for many years. Similarly, the surrounding
buildings are in varied conditions, with some old solid buildings showing
signs of recent repair, while others have been freshly built.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Eljaved* is standing here.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong > You slash *Eljaved*'s right arm very hard.
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered > close manordoor
2
The manor door opens quietly
Ok.
[bash ] ading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*
*Eljaved* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
-
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
As *Eljaved* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
stand
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong > na he spamming rescue, bashed no mobs
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong > ;
*Eljaved* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered > 2
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered > Do you not consider fighting as standing?
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered > You narrate 'he spamming rescue, bashed no mobs'
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Fading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered > [kill human]
You do the best you can!
[bash ] ading MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
The manor door closes with a soft *click*
A shadow stallion swishes the flies off its back with its tail.
*Eljaved* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
You are thirsty.
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
-
*Seramae* has arrived from the east.
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
+
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
*
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
*
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
+
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
-
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
=
You slash *Eljaved*'s body very hard.
*Eljaved* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
Your bash at *Eljaved* sends him sprawling!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Eljaved: Battered >
*Seramae* gallantly rescues *Eljaved*!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt > l
Hress narrates 'bash opast'
Dirt Road Through Town
With relatively fresh surfacing, the road here is in good repair although
the edges of the dirt road are old and hard packed suggesting that this
road was not used nor upkept for many years. Similarly, the surrounding
buildings are in varied conditions, with some old solid buildings showing
signs of recent repair, while others have been freshly built.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
*Seramae* is here, fighting YOU!
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Eljaved* is standing here.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt > 2
[bash ]
*Seramae* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to slash *Seramae*, but she parries successfully.
*Seramae* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.
As *Seramae* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
stand
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt >
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt > na cmere.... bashed.. no mobs
*Eljaved* says 'rescue'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt > 2
You try to slash *Seramae*, but she parries successfully.
*Seramae* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
Do you not consider fighting as standing?
* R HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Strong - Seramae: Hurt > You narrate 'cmere.... bashed.. no mobs'
The manor door opens quietlyStrong - Seramae: Hurt >
[bash ]
-
*Eljaved* leaves south.
*na on manordoor
close manordoor
*close manordoor
Cancelled.
You narrate 'on manordoor'
Karania
...............:P
Angriff
and then you kill s-name because eljaved high-tailed it?
Theoden
Okay, Elj, I support you and all....
But that was hilarious.
Maeglin
You shout 'Dougras and Mortox get the crazy award. Nice chasin into Falme so many times today. Lots of close ones.'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Dejaqkl shouts 'maeglin gets the STFU award!'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > chat wow, ouch
You chat 'wow, ouch'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Heritage narrates 'lmao'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > whois dejaqkl
Dejaqkl the Senior Lieutenant is a level 25 Lion Warden human.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Cil narrates 'no need for that'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Bronwyn chats 'Dejaqkl gets the mydol award'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > chat snicker
You chat 'snicker'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Bronwyn chats 'thats a drug that alleviates menstrual discomforts for you guys going 'huh?'
[ This Mail was edited by: Maeglin on 2006-09-29 01:46 ]
Reem
Hilarious.
Bomm
the funniest dung ever :P
Murnych narrates 'ghraak.. how much does bomm weigh irl?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ghraak narrates 'i dont know'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Murnych narrates 'Well.. make estimate from how he feels atop of you'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The trolloc keeper dances for the sheer joy of it.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Murnych winks suggestively.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The trolloc keeper coughs loudly.
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ghraak narrates 'laugh'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
Lormor tells you 'You and Ghraak eh?
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ghraak narrates '90ish ?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Lormor tells you 'A little man love goin on eh?!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Murnych narrates 'would u think that he weighs more than me?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell lormor *blush*
You tell Lormor '*blush*'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ghraak narrates 'pretty even'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Murnych narrates 'he claims he weighs 115 :P'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Lormor narrates 'From the way Murnych feels atop of you?'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You narrate 'HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ghraak narrates 'hahaha!'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Murnych narrates 'lol'
o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell lormor ROFLMAO, so owned :P
You tell Lormor 'ROFLMAO, so owned :P'
almost died laughing :P
Markus
On Yahoo:
A new MUDer: btw I dont understand these wotmud forums
Markus Ramikin: *blink*
A new MUDer: I mean
A new MUDer: all the ppl are funny
A new MUDer: and they insult each other all the time
It's refreshing to talk to someone who doesn't take our garbage for granted :wink:
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2006-09-30 08:47 ]
Isha
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > You give the war scalp of Oak the Human slain in Saldaea to Maeltor the Dhai'mon master.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Maeltor the Dhai'mon master growls menacingly.
Maeltor the Dhai'mon master says 'Wear this so I recognize you!'
Maeltor the Dhai'mon master gives you a bloodstained cloak bearing a clenched fist.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Graeyd narrates 'cry'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Graeyd narrates 'hehe'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > score
You have 348(384) hit and 240(222) movement points.
You have scored 29539292 experience points and 296 quest points.
You need 2960708 exp to level and 104 qp to rank.
You have amassed 7 Turn points to date.
You have played 39 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isha the Revolting Torturer [Dhai'mon 5] (Level 34).
You are standing.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Shzrei narrates 'weird i lost'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > say uh
You say 'uh'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Graeyd narrates 'lol'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Bakoyrddraan narrates 'all 3 of you?'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > say why was oaks scalp only worth 2 qp?
You say 'why was oaks scalp only worth 2 qp?'
Graeyd narrates 'no'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Graeyd narrates 'i was afk all thru that'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Omega narrates 'dorien staying in fd?'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Shzrei narrates 'roomname graeyd'
Darqal says 'cause you got issued a cloak with it newb'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Maeltor the Dhai'mon master gives a bloodstained cloak bearing a clenched fist to Darqal.
Graeyd narrates 'i'm good'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Maeltor the Dhai'mon master snarls 'Lose it again and I will personally eat your rotting flesh!'
Kesumi narrates 'not sure'
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > say HAHA
You say 'HAHA'
Nyshai
Nyshai says:
okay Captain Australia, come down off your high horse now
Skyrrl says:
no
Nyshai says:
er.. I should say kangaroo
Skyrrl says:
never!
Skyrrl says:
There's no stopping me! Look how easilly I won world war two!
Skyrrl says:
hitler was such a newb
Skyrrl says:
I spammed into berlin, and he mobripped
After I laughed alot about this.. I had the thought that only mud people would find this funny so I said:
Nyshai says:
you know whats sad though?
Skyrrl says:
i forgot to loot him?
[ This Mail was edited by: Nyshai on 2006-10-02 11:27 ]
Zangief
Batter says 'I swear, I feel like a Darkfriend right now. And FBI is like the Chosen.'
Markus
Jakk chats 'we just need to find 2 of raidens storage alts, wait for him to take out stuff and smob him! half the population of the mud would have high end eq!'
Rayven
Reibesch grabs an oilstone.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch stops using a blackened steel kris.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa
Yes, but WHAT do you want to say?
Ferria grins at Reibesch.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch sits down.
Reibesch begins mending a blackened steel kris.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Macneil narrates 'call if you need me'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > te reibesch you paranoid
i
You tell Reibesch 'you paranoid'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
a full metal helmet and visor
a badge of the raven
a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rokun leaves east.
An Illianer steed leaves east.
te drakx steal kris reibesch
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tell Drakx 'steal kris reibesch'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch continues sharpening the edges of a blackened steel kris...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx tells you 'started with this kid trying to kick my best friend and my best friend, Tye, tripped him and ..'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Desiree leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > te drakx talk about the epitome of hilarity
You tell Drakx 'talk about the epitome of hilarity'
Blyth says 'ss weren't looted?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel gets a copper headed throwing axe from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Suimu chats 'just keep hiting you wil loutlast as long as they dont get a back off'
Calabrel stops using a long halberd.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel wields a copper headed throwing axe.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mak leaves east.
A gray palfrey leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ferria says 'yes they were but we didnt kill them all'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch tells you 'absolutely :P everyone thinks i am a bad guy ! but i am not '
Drakx gives a blackened steel kris to Reibesch.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch clambers to his feet.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel throws a copper headed throwing axe at Reibesch.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A copper headed throwing axe arcs through the air.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A copper headed throwing axe just misses Reibesch and falls to the ground.
Drakx says 'rofl'
cackle
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You cackle gleefully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel gets a copper headed throwing axe.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch wields a blackened steel kris.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel puts a copper headed throwing axe in a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx says 'rayven made me do it :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel wields a long halberd in a two-handed grip.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx points at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch says 'permission to destroy drakx ?! :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch snickers softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx says 'lol '
Blyth looks at Drakx.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
The Frontroom
The walls are whitewashed. Sprigs of herbs hang from the ceiling drying.
Shelves to hold many precious ointments and other concoctions are along the
east wall. The floor is made of a dark wood. A well padded bed with white
sheets sits against the southern wall. The fragrance of kaf, dogwort and
many other spices fills the air. A wooden staircase leads to a room above.
[ obvious exits: E U ]
A pair of hard leather half-gauntlets is on the ground here.
A lantern has been left here.
A fine-grained oilstone lies upon the ground.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A thick, brown sack has been discarded here.
A plain weapons belt has been forgotten here.
A pair of darkly oiled chainmail sleeves lies here, forgotten.
A shirt of thin linked mail lies here.
Kiryl al'Taire is standing here.
Drakx |Valon Guard Applicant| is standing here.
Blyth Dai'Sinu is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Ferria {Child of Light Apprentice} is standing here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Calabrel the Overseer is standing here.
Reibesch of Kandor is standing here mending a weapon.
A wisdom stands here ready to help.
A Hand of the Light Inquisitor is here, searching for Darkfriends.
Reibesch assumes an offensive striking posture.
where
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rokun - Amador Central Square
Desiree - Amador Central Square
Kiryl - The Frontroom
Tapatio - Amador Central Square
Thalorr - Amador Central Square
Rayven - The Frontroom
Drakx - The Frontroom
Blyth - The Frontroom
Ferria - The Frontroom
Calabrel - The Frontroom
Reibesch - The Frontroom
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch says '!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eq
Ferria leaves east.
A warhorse leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx says 'bhhh :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
l
where
te reibesch owned you!
You are using:
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a wide leather wristband
<worn around wrist> a wide leather wristband
<wielded two-handed> an enormous double-bladed battleaxe
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are a 255 year old male human warrior.
Your height is 6 feet, 2 inches, and you weigh 196.0 lbs.
You are carrying 10.6 lbs and wearing 67.5 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:15 Wil:11 Dex:15 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 154, Dodging bonus: 9, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 109 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Andor Tar Valon Illian Seanchan Empire
Your armor absorbs about 78% on average.
You are subjected to the following effects:
Reibesch assumes a defensive striking posture.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > The Frontroom
The walls are whitewashed. Sprigs of herbs hang from the ceiling drying.
Shelves to hold many precious ointments and other concoctions are along the
east wall. The floor is made of a dark wood. A well padded bed with white
sheets sits against the southern wall. The fragrance of kaf, dogwort and
many other spices fills the air. A wooden staircase leads to a room above.
[ obvious exits: E U ]
A pair of hard leather half-gauntlets is on the ground here.
A lantern has been left here.
A fine-grained oilstone lies upon the ground.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A thick, brown sack has been discarded here.
A plain weapons belt has been forgotten here.
A pair of darkly oiled chainmail sleeves lies here, forgotten.
A shirt of thin linked mail lies here.
Kiryl al'Taire is standing here.
Drakx |Valon Guard Applicant| is standing here.
Blyth Dai'Sinu is standing here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Calabrel the Overseer is standing here.
Reibesch of Kandor is standing here mending a weapon.
A wisdom stands here ready to help.
A Hand of the Light Inquisitor is here, searching for Darkfriends.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calabrel looks at Drakx.
Bosk chats 'it was not flee-stabbing - just kept hitting me more than I could hit it.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ferria - Amador's Eastern Gate
Rokun - Serenda Street
Desiree - Amador Central Square
Kiryl - The Frontroom
Tapatio - Amador Central Square
Thalorr - Amador Central Square
Rayven - The Frontroom
Drakx - The Frontroom
Blyth - The Frontroom
Calabrel - The Frontroom
Reibesch - The Frontroom
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tell Reibesch 'owned you!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch says 'ok we going '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch tells you 'mean :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Drakx says 'later reib.'
Orton
why absers wear leather wristbands is beyond me
Orton
Eric (Xathras) says:
damn dude I been rockin!
d(-_-)b™ - Tim says:
fill me in
Eric (Xathras) says:
I dunno I just kept gettin people
Eric (Xathras) says:
and didn't die
Eric (Xathras) says:
let me put it this way
Eric (Xathras) says:
I got 56 tps
Dare
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Leola chats 'lol dodge isnt dead'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Takd chats 'just the people that wear it'
Club
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > whisper dhaimon look at that ugly troll!
You whisper to a Dhai'mon trolloc 'look at that ugly troll!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > order dhai'mon cackle
A Dhai'mon trolloc throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > order dhai'mon nod club
A Dhai'mon trolloc nods at you.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Ghan chuckles politely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wink
Have you got something in your eye?
Ghan says 'any clue if ls still owns fort?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A Ghar'ghael trolloc has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > emote snarls 'We own it now'
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > emote snarls 'Took it back earlier'
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Ghan sighs loudly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A Ghar'ghael trolloc whispers to you, 'All trollocs are ugly'
Ghan says 'haha, mobs are talking to you now :P'
Lucore
Ahren tells you 'You tell Balian 'Permission to forkroot your fountains, sir?''
Ahren tells you 'Balian tells you 'yeah''
Ahren tells you 'it was a misstell though :P'
You reply to Ahren 'awh'
Balian di'Aimosiev is a level 40 Valon Guard Council human.
Lazuris
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Sariah - Rocky Creek
Takd - Path to a Drab House
Lazuris - Shadowy Woods
Hether - Heart of the Wood
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > look
Shadowy Woods
The trees are closely spaced and cast deep shadows under their thick boughs
even on the brightest of days. Large sticks and branches litter the ground
except where small bushes grow. The wind whistles through the treetops
now and again, causing a shrill creaking sound as the trees sway in the wind.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
The corpse of a frightened young thief is lying here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Hether arrives from a flash of bright white light.
i
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > You are carrying:
a large number of copper pennies (23)
a pair of thin leather leggings
a mirrored lantern
ten gold crowns
[2] a large slab of meat
Hether slashes your left leg.
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Hether: Wounded > smirk
You gasp in pain as streaks of fire from Hether burn your body!
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > s
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Someone slashes your body.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
You stop following Lucore.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: D ]
A wooden cudgel lies on the ground here.
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A torch is here on the ground. [3]
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [2]
A torch is here on the ground.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [3]
A torch is here on the ground.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
Zerian of Shienar is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
You tell Hether 'you ported on me five rooms away?!?
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Hether tells you 'your dead! yuo loose the right too mock me'
[ This Mail was edited by: Lazuris on 2006-10-12 02:29 ]
Maeglin
Someone speaks from the Light 'We've been seeing consistant numbers hitting around the 100 mark, it's only an increase of 20 players... you know you want to addict your grandma to WoTMUD!'
Keruk chats 'Only to rule her.'
Tadr
Reibesch says 'good to know cuz really yer like Ls hress'
.... okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Silas
Quote:
On 2006-10-07 01:31, Rayven wrote:
Reibesch of Kandor is standing here mending a weapon.
The f?
Daal
How to trick a darkfriend.
We're all sitting Falme zone trying to do falme, Hether just came to play with us, and left, so we decided to get her back.
Reil says 'lets start narring that we're in trouble'
Reil says 'so hether comes down!'
Jomyl says 'haha good call'
Varn says 'yeah'
Karri says 'okay go'
Jomyl narrates 'freaking oil!'
Jomyl narrates 'gd i'm crit'
Reil narrates 'ffs me too'
Varn narrates 'you aight jom?'
Jomyl narrates 'out out out'
Karri narrates 'shit'
Karri narrates 'flee guys'
Reil narrates 'emotes are out of control'
Varn narrates 'gd it'
Takd narrates 'what??'
Mortox narrates 'damn that damage hurts'
Takd narrates 'yall got hit by emotes'
Reil narrates 'I'm about to rip'
Karri narrates 'where do we flee to???'
Takd narrates 'aww gd it'
Varn says 'she aint thr'
Reil says 'give it some time'
Reil narrates 'ffs gate is locked, someone open it'
Jomyl narrates 'reil rip, daal rip, mortox rip'
Karri giggles.
Jomyl narrates 'you guys ok?'
Jomyl narrates 'who's left'
Reil stares at the sky.
Kaladan throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Varn narrates 'im crit'
Karri narrates 'i dunno wtf i am'
Varn narrates 'I need help'
Mortox giggles.
Kaladan narrates 'i think i gonna rip again'
You say 'why is it always me that has to die'
Karri narrates 'dont know these gd zones'
Tadr narrates 'u bastards said there was no emote ima mob now!'
Takd narrates '<----- cause hes great but im beat and contagioned'
Shakalo narrates 'FLEE now'
Kaladan narrates 'karri sing em a song '
A master of scouts bellows 'Incoming message!!'
A master of scouts bellows 'Hether was spotted in Among the Jagged Rocks'
A master of scouts bellows 'Hether was spotted in Among the Jagged Rocks'
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Hether - Hills Above Falme
Takd - Hills Above Falme
Tadr - Falme Road
Karri - Falme Road
Reil - Falme Road
Shakalo - Falme Road
Jomyl - Falme Road
Mortox - Falme Road
Varn - Falme Road
Kaladan - Falme Road
Daal - Falme Road
Kaladan throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Tadr snickers softly.
Reil says 'hahahaha'
Tadr says 'zone'
Shakalo throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
You say 'laffo'
Varn grins evilly.
Karri
I thought this was funny from that too:
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
A deathwatch ogier growls 'You will pay for your crimes against the Empire!'
Takd says 'welcome to falme pk'
Takd says 'this is what I gotta put up with'
Thore
Well if he gave that young ogier's panties back, his crimes would be cleared!
Vivienne
The things we get reported as a "bug"...
Quote:
XXX prays 'I found a bug.'
You answer XXX's prayer 'Say what it is so we can figure out what the issue really is.'
XXX prays 'When I move around my movement doesn't decrease at all.'
XXX prays 'Oh wait my bad I'm riding a horse. Sorry...'
Markus
Trying to exp and finding spine cleared...
You bellow 'damn you'
Earle - At the Edge of a Cliff
Markus - At the Edge of a Cliff
Gulwinid - Above a Valley
Mustafa - Above a Valley
Gulwinid bellows 'what?'
You bellow 'my vertebrae!'
You bellow 'er spine even :P'
Gulwinid bellows 'haha'
Mustafa bellows 'we get the lower lumbar'
Karri
Nicky says:
did the mud non-retard itself yet
Sarah says:
ya!
Sarah says:
woo
Nicky says:
you mean theoden stopped playing!?
Theoden
I haven't logged on in 2 months. Nice to see my record still stands.
Karri
Tis a joke. Like when you make fun of me on forums as well?
PS I'm Sarah.
[ This Mail was edited by: Karri on 2006-10-15 22:41 ]
Theoden
It's easy to make fun of me, nigh impossible to make fun of you. Unless we consider your stats. Then we can all laugh.
PS. You are NOT Sarah, you aren't cute enough.
Dagon
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You eat the meat.
You are full.
Darqal says 'boom!'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 112 hit points.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 112 hit points.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > w0
[change wimpy 0]
You won't flee from any fight now.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > l darqal
Darqal has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Darqal is using:
<worn on head> a silver warhelm with a dark blue plume
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn about body> a red tabard with a vivid red cloak
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<wielded> a blackened steel kris
<worn on legs> a pair of shining, silver-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of silver-plated war boots (frayed)
cb
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [cha mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Troika narrates 'on jude'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Darqal says 'I coulda stabbed you there!'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > sa pfft
You say 'pfft'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > sa you cant stab
You say 'you cant stab'
Darqal says 'rawr'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > sa and i saw you come in.
You say 'and i saw you come in. '
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > stat
Troika narrates 'block'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You are a 147 year old male trolloc hunter.
Your height is 7 feet, 1 inches, and you weigh 255.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 71.5 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:7 Wil:3 Dex:14 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 154, Dodging bonus: 12, Parrying bonus: 1, Defense: 13.
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your armor absorbs about 81% on average.
You are subjected to the following effects:
- NOTICE
sco
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You have 129(375) hit and 208(234) movement points.
You have scored 14328981 experience points and 342 quest points.
You need 171019 exp to level and 58 qp to rank.
You have amassed 19 Turn points to date.
You have played 32 days and 0 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Dagon the Revolting Torturer [Dhai'mon 5] (Level 29).
You are standing.
Skittles says 'I was watching via "look"'
You earned experience points since your last kill.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Dagon - Dead End in the Pit
Skittles - Dead End in the Pit
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > l
Dead End in the Pit
There seems to be no way out of this claustrophic dead-end except to the
west. The walls of the pit are steep and seemingly unscalable. Rocks
occasionally break free of the jagged walls and tumble down into the pit,
adding the the collection of stones on the dead earth.
[ obvious exits: W ]
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving <<west<<
There are some tracks of an animal leaving <<west<<
The corpse of a hideous abomination is lying here. [2]
Skittles Darg's master is standing here.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Suddenly someone places a blackened steel kris in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A shattered arm lies in a bloody red and purple mess.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Darqal narrates 'rip dagon'
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Ghan narrates 'anyone exp?'
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rig narrates 'gah'
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
The Guardian tells you 'Dagon, your wheel has fared poorly...'
o HP:Critical MV:Haggard > t darqal omg.
You tell Darqal 'omg. '
Markus
Kind of wish search dark worked eh? :P
Angriff
Quote:
On 2006-10-16 16:46, Halfhand wrote:
How to be a Dragon
1. Troll for attention on forum
2. When noone cares, pretend you have supporters
3. ???
4. Profit!
Chara
"Handon chats 'I had a dream that Hress stabbed me once IRL."
wow! he really is that scary...
Craven
*Spyder* says 'I got balls u dont'
Hah!
Lucore
Caela says:
wanna see my pker's prayer?
Lucore says:
ok
Caela says:
May I have the restraint to never bring a rule and the courage to go berserk in hopeless situations. Grant that I may never be enough of a pussy to make sei'taer, ta'veren or reaver.
Haha
[ This Mail was edited by: Lucore on 2006-10-19 06:47 ]
Hameron
Hahaha, nice :D But wasn't this the same one who was freeze-incinning? I could have the name completely wrong, but if I don't then the irony makes me laugh even harder :P
Karri
Quote:
On 2006-10-19 18:57, Hameron wrote:
Hahaha, nice :D But wasn't this the same one who was freeze-incinning? I could have the name completely wrong, but if I don't then the irony makes me laugh even harder :P
Um... totally wrong, man :P
Hameron
Well, it was funnier when I didn't know the facts. I've noticed that life tends to be like that :P
Out of curiosity, who was the person I'm talking about? She went around with one friend or by herself, unclanned FC, mostly in the south fighting Seanchan (and Whitecloaks), experimented with incin and freeze-incin some... does that ring a bell at all? It's been a while.
Mortox
Well Caela isn't unclanned. Are you talking about Hether maybe?
Ravyn
Can unclanned FCs even use freeze and incin?
Maeglin
Thomathan narrates 'lets rip em all! 3 scalps each!'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Caolle narrates 'Pity, I wanted Keim's kit. :P'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Thomathan narrates 'keims kit is sick, couldn't bash him with a shiny copper dagger'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > nar hehe
You narrate 'hehe'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Caolle narrates 'haha'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Aruon narrates 'hehe'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Samosh narrates '(laughs)'
Nyshai
Quote:
On 2006-10-18 00:03, Chara wrote:
"Handon chats 'I had a dream that Hress stabbed me once IRL."
wow! he really is that scary...
You know what's scarier?? Rhoan chatted the other day that he had a dream he got stabbed by Hress too!
So.. either Hress is really that scary.. or
Well.. you do the math :P
Keim
Quote:
On 2006-10-19 21:26, Maeglin wrote:
Thomathan narrates 'lets rip em all! 3 scalps each!'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Caolle narrates 'Pity, I wanted Keim's kit. :P'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Thomathan narrates 'keims kit is sick, couldn't bash him with a shiny copper dagger'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > nar hehe
You narrate 'hehe'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Caolle narrates 'haha'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Aruon narrates 'hehe'
* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Samosh narrates '(laughs)'
Don't hate me because im beautiful. :P
Keladry
I'm sure they don't...
Nothing to hate! :P
Raidon
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A spotted jaguar has arrived from the south. <<<Hrm.. I think I'll charge him for food.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > l
At a Stand of Ancient Trees
Tall trees stand all around here, their long branches stretching upwards.
The trees appear ancient and weathered beyond the rest of the forest around
here. They have long cracks running down their trunks, and new shoots
sprout up. Thick, lush grass grows all around here.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
The corpse of the ancient tree is lying here. [2]
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.
A small dog is here, barking furiously.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > chat cat
You chat 'cat' <<< *stare* I feel newbish.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Wyn chats 'dog' <<< ...
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Arcus chats 'mouse'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > char cat
You line up your charge...
+
Tish chats 'fish'
Ok now that was just humorus to me just laughed my arse off at the circumstances.
Thena
You're lucky you didn't hear "Taint!!!" screamed at you from 20 different directions. :P
Raidon
Haha I was half expecting it, making it all the more humorous when everyone else joined in :wink:
Avius
Alik has entered the game.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
tel toranga ran over orch didnt get seen
You tell Toranga 'ran over orch didnt get seen'
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
whois alik
Alik says 'No beer'
Alik the Bannerman is a level 34 Winged Guard human.
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
exit
Alik has left the game.
Nyshai
They're fighting up near WB:
Quinton narrates 'ALL OUTSIDE GATE NOW'
Quinton narrates 'I FEEL LIKE FREAKING MESA GET HERE'
Auron
Marching stoicly through the Tower ground, this young man surveys the
area for any sign of trouble. The sword in his grip seems to fit
perfectly with his grim face. His eyes constantly move to catch even
the smallest detail of the people here.
A Tower guard is in excellent condition.
a Tower guard is using:
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of polished, gold-plated vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of steel-backed gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a heron mark blade
<worn on legs> a pair of shining, silver-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of silver-plated war boots
everybody but me is a blademaster with a heron :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Auron on 2006-10-22 14:53 ]
Otzo
Quote:
On 2006-10-23 14:32, Weaver wrote:
Real men pk with flamestrikes.
Classic.
Chenu
Karif chats 'was pretty weird, getting a FedEx from the Deathwatch.'
Okil chats 'They didn't want to send it with the bloodstain on the envelope and the raven carved into the wax seal.'
Beckett chats 'any weird looks?'
Okil chats 'Well I get weird looks everywhere I go.'
Okil chats 'so nothing out of the ordinary.'
Janers
Janers! This is your 16th post on this forum during the last 7 days! Ask yourself, is it actually really neccessary to reply at this time or can it wait a day or two?
NB - actual limits may be imposed at a future date. There is an intentional delay on the rest of this page.
lol
Cahded
Reibesch wears a red bra of lace and silk on his body.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Reibesch says 'i don't want to talk about it !'
Dorien
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Hills Bordering the Ashen Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of a grizzled Legion of Unity stalwart is lying here.
A hideous trolloc is here, in a world of hurt.
*Shzrei* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > *Shzrei* leaves west riding a shadow stallion.
A hideous trolloc leaves west.
You attempt to hide yourself.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Hills Bordering the Ashen Forest
The dark, almost black forest to the west is framed by the fallow hills, a
tragic painting in a weeping wooden frame. The dry grass rustles in the
sharp and crows can be heard high above the ground. The forest looms above
the hills to the west and the hills spread out east and north.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of a grizzled Legion of Unity stalwart is lying here.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Hills Bordering the Ashen Forest
The dark, almost black forest to the west is framed by the fallow hills, a
tragic painting in a weeping wooden frame. The dry grass rustles in the
sharp and crows can be heard high above the ground. The forest looms above
the hills to the west and the hills spread out east and north.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of a grizzled Legion of Unity stalwart is lying here.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > The Ashen Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You attempt to hide yourself.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Someone bellows 'you expect me to fight u with it?
Caela
Zork says:
my mom won't let us listen to rap while she's with us because she hates that rappers have made diamonds less special :P
Markus
who
Players
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Taetem the Journey Accepted [White Tower]
Mach Gillette III
Kaishia of Cairhien
Gidarin of the Borderlands
Brogan al'Tiran Recruit { Charging Boars }
Vond Darratu the Under-lieutenant [Lion Warden]
Shei den Artienos {Wisdom of Lockshear}
Kyaria of Murandy
Sjostrom the Street Watch [Civil Watch]
Tesity of Kandor
Salam of Arafel
Solei M'halain Vashir [Valon Guard Council]
Shayndel of Illian
Lupercus Al'Samm, Recruit {Charging Boars}
Charles of the Borderlands
Nisua the Fledgling Novice [White Tower]
Alaysha the Fledgling Novice [White Tower]
Zsavoc of Murandy
Limric the Recruit [Civil Watch]
Leina the Wearied Novice [White Tower]
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* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You reply to Mach 'so how much are you getting from gilette :P'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mach tells you '2 gcs a week'
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2006-10-26 20:13 ]
Jenda
on msn...
Fureyk says:
i cant be a damned clonetrooper tomorrow
Fureyk says:
im pretty sure my mom threw out my suit when i was in egypt
Fureyk says:
i shouldnt have left it in my car
Jenda says:
LOL!!! you don't realize how dorky you just sounded!!!
Jenda says:
My mom threw out my clone trooper outfit!
Fureyk says:
ha
Fureyk says:
i know
Nass
I really don't want to delete this but bloodyhell, 42 pages. Should be on a webpage somewhere.
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