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Kaplen
I don't know if the mods will allow this, but since Humor forum has been gone for some time, I'd like to see if we can get a "Funny Quotes" thread going again in here.
Kappy
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Kaplen
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kaplen says 'Flint made of WEAK!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Flint says 'Kaplen made of can't tie his shoes'
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Otoan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin chats 'god, this little kid is sooo annoying!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat what little kid?
You chat 'what little kid?'
*Delin chats ''wanna play pokemon? do ya? do ya? what are you doing?''
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > t delin wanna play pokemon?
You tell Delin 'wanna play pokemon?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Delin tells you 'ill kill you'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Fern chats 'leave him alone otoan, he doesnt want to play :P'
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Interceptor
GOD I LOVE THE MUD QUOTES THREAD!!!!
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Anor
Quote:
On 2005-06-27 05:25, Interceptor wrote:
GOD I LOVE THE MUD QUOTES THREAD!!!!
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Aphrodite
Mariel says, 'no, you still have to train them while their young, imo.'
Aphrodite says, 'wait, are we still talking about the gaidin?'
Mariel rolls on the floor laughing.
Mariel says, 'no, aph, i was talking about puppies still :P.'
Aphro
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Curtis
Found some old and not so old funnies while being bored
Quote:
Geisha narrates 'on torn wang'
Avalon narrates 'Ouch! A torn wang!'
Curtis narrates 'gah, gotta hurt.'
Few mins later...
Geisha narrates 'wang rip'
Avalon narrates 'First it's torn, now you ripped it? Poor wang.'
Curtis narrates 'ouch!'
Quote:
Alexandra says 'I'd rather have my balls inside a tank of lobsters than group with you, Rodin.'
next stuff is from Bryan
Quote:
Garrison tells you 'i know youre an mc'
Garrison tells you 'dont worry, i wont tell anyone'
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*Murnych* says 'Bryan is a complete wimp, I could take him easy'
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-=
You draw some energy from the stone in your hand.
*Murnych* has been blinded!
*Murnych* says 'I hate you! '
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Lorrane narrates 'hey Bryan! How many darkfriends does it take to light a torch?'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > You narrate 'One. I point, and your body
bursts into flames, providing all the illumination I need.'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh > cw
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: XXX hit points.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Good MV:Fresh >
Kilmore narrates 'lol'
Joinde narrates 'that was actually good'
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Quote:
Pepin bellows 'Where there's a Green, there's a spamlooter!"
Quote:
Scene: Trolloc in BR fade:
In the Dark Hallway
Black roots and creepers cover all sides of the wall. There are some window but
they are covered by a black oozing substance. No light manages to peer through
it. A strong smell of death and decay is coming from the west. A large door is
hanging from its hinges at the entrance to the west. Complete silence is all
that can be heard.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
*Glaurang* is standing here.
A black crow is here, watching.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Quefoi Commander of the 17th Heavy Cavalry is standing here.
A Tower guard is here protecting the peace.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's body.
*Glaurang* panics, and attempts to flee!
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's head.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Scene: Trolloc running into Dark Hounds... About 10 minutes later:
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Glaurang: Critical > kill glaurang
A snarling darkhound hits a Tower guard's left leg.
A Tower guard smites Glaurang's left leg very hard.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Whois Glaurang:
Glaurang Will Hate Argayles MOB for indefinate amount of time. is a level 28 trolloc.
VITUN KOVA JHATKA
Quote:
Jason narrates 'any imm up there there is a small mistake here'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Temposs narrates 'no jason, that's just how yours is.'
Quote:
Training in the Warder's Practice Yard...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gwyndaran says 'time to whoop some ass'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gwyndaran says 'issue lathe'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Coulin the Master of Arms gives a lathe practice sword to Gwyndaran.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say uh oh
You say 'uh oh'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say no you didn't
You say 'no you didn't'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > say issue lathe
You say 'issue lathe'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Coulin the Master of Arms smiles briefly.
Coulin the Master of Arms gives you a lathe practice sword.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kedelacia gives a warder's student an order.
Gwyndaran does some funky stance.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gwyndaran kicks Herold's ass.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kedelacia says 'man, it's like watching the kids on the short bus fight.'
Gwyndaran grabs his package in celebration.
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Quin
Hum.. wonder where that log of mine disappeared to
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Mythras
The old funny quotes thread that I started way back when that was deleted with the HUMOR forum wipe:
http://aow.wotmad.org/old/view.php?log=funny_quotes
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Zeduis
You whisper to Mazrim Taim 'you wanna give me that angreal?'
Mazrim Taim says 'Arg Matey, tis mine!'
Mazrim Taim says 'But I shall give ye something if ye like'
You say 'hey wait a sec'
You say 'I dont like your tone'
Mazrim Taim says 'What ye talking aboot?'
You say 'makes me nervous around some people'
Mazrim Taim gives you a dirty rock.
Mazrim Taim says 'There ye go, tis a magic rock!'
Always liked that one ^_^
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Quin
Man.. I kept that rock for as long as I could. Thanks Mythras, that brought back some good memories and a couple laughs.
I always liked
Someone narrates 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble'
You narrate 'Godzilla seen Amongst the Rubble, does that seem funny to anyone else?'
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Brocas
THanks for posting that link Mythras.
Made many good memories come back. Almost brings a tear to my eye!
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Markus
"Blak narrates 'Woohaa. My parrot is finally level 51. Try and kill him now suckas.' "
My favorite :)
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Nadia
Definitely the best:
Rychek narrates 'my anti-war protests in the blight were met with violence'
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Vivienne
Oh heck yeah! I just re-read that quotes thread and I just picked up some more t-shirt slogans!
Vivienne
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Kaplen
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lumberjack says, 'Ready kids?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lumberjack sings, 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?'
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
You dodge a bash from Dyvim who loses his balance and falls!
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Dyvim: Healthy >
You try to strike Dyvim, but he deflects the blow.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Dyvim: Healthy >
Dyvim disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Dyvim steps in.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
Dyvim snaps his fingers.
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
Dyvim says 'I missed a bash on you, with 334 ob and 30 lbs weapon, with 25 str'
(Found that amusing, dunno if you will. Go Jrac!)
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Mira
Stickying this :D May the funny quotes thread live long and strong. Thankfully there will always be a boundless supply of stupidity to feed this thread forever....its like the song that never ends...it stays the same until the end :wink:
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Ewiene
A few old and new, some funnier than others...
Halfhand narrates '22 Children of the Light, White Tower, Red Eagles against one
group of Trollocs. Place bets now.'
Ewiene says 'help'
Jareth says 'gd'
Ewiene says 'someone assist me'
Ryvan says 'HELP'
Jareth says 'i dont like this place'
Cacamatzin says 'collapsing'
Halfhand says 'hagg'
Alvrik bellows 'help'
Pe narrates 'troll 2n, we could bash stab him if i were completly sober'
Halfhand narrates 'Placing squirrels inside clothing for the purposes of gambling is now
illegal in Amadicia.'
Ranga says 'I like Uncle Lochaber.'
Ranga says 'He's teaching me to count.'
Ranga says 'If you have two witches, and you hang one... how many are left?'
<Ludn> Oh no, ludn started his charge...whatever shall I do.....tic toc..tic toc
<kes> so lagmud is back up today?
Drion says 'I had a life too, gave away my *elmere* to a true newbie, all to loss lol'
Drion snickers softly.
You comfort him.
Drion says '*elmere* was lvl45, now whois him'
Drion falls down laughing.
>whois elmere
Elmere the warrior of the Borderlands is a level 34 human warrior.
You say 'oopsy daisy'
You fall down laughing.
Drion says 'last time I give to a true newbie I tell ya'
You say 'Well, he turned from the Dark Path'
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Keruk
Torit tells you 'revenge!'
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Jastyn
This was a few days ago, forgot exactly how it went -- maybe someone was logging, but I didn't do it on purpose.
I was trying to get some final QPS for my Riding Torm quest, and I think Katar narrated, "On some girl" -- I whois the person and the level is under 20, so I go:
"Any female who doesn't give head isn't worth it"
Meant to say "a head" :P
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Rodrigo
Maple chats 'there are no such things as trollocs'
Oak chats 'they are wives tales'
Maple chats 'aye something we tell little boys and girls, to get them to do thier flam'n chores'
Oak chats 'exactly'
Shakina chats 'thats what i tried to tell zork the other day, but he was having none of it.'
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>Kaplen
Too true, Jastyn. Too true.
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Otoan
so true.
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Raines
I had a good list of some from the olden times but couldnt find it. One I remember though.
Lara tells you 'WoTmud Hippie: Make Grangh not G@nk!'
Would also make a good tshirt I think! :D
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Ceia
Talmeor chats 'ANy lovely Wisdoms that would be willing to enhance my weapon in order that I may fight the Dark Ones better?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You chat 'i'm sorry, the wisdoms hotline is busy atm. please try your call later.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Talmeor chats 'beep beep beep'
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khnum giving us clues to the quest earlier
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You think more of a dog.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Stabye says 'wolfie'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef says 'inace we need it'
Kesumi says 'dog'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef says 'ruferto!'
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Laef coughs loudly.
snic
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Kesumi snickers softly.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You snicker softly.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Kesumi says 'jonar! :P'
You think more of an evil part dog.
* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You say 'that's it, i knew rufferto was a df!'
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Craven
* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded > whe
Players in your Zone
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Craven - A Ghastly Throne
Murnych - The Dha'vol Barracks
You bellow 'you suck!'
Murnych bellows 'shuv razhaks head inside your ass'
Rofl.
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Arlina
Someone chats 'I think my neighbors are about to fight... Appearantly, there's something
fundamentally wrong with a male chihuahua banging up the other guy's Siamese cat...'
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Arlina
You chat 'Nah, the_dark_one == Microsoft'
Paj chats 'Microsoft appears in a flash of white light.'
Paj chats 'Microsoft points at you, crooning for your blood.'
Mortana chats '*Microsoft* reduces your business to nothing, further enforcing the monopoly.'
Diem chats 'lol'
Macbain chats '*Microsoft arrives from the west riding *Kryyg*'
Paj chats 'The Market tightens around *Market* as he gains 2500 stockpoints.'
Paj chats 'er.. *Microsoft*'
Eladin chats 'yeah'
Eladin chats 'from her conversation with me I realized that the female half of the One Power is also tainted by the Dark One.'
Mortana chats '*Microsoft* sends your shares sprawling with a new bug-free version of Windows!'
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Kazel
Quote:
On 2005-07-05 05:28, Arlina wrote:
Someone chats 'I think my neighbors are about to fight... Appearantly, there's something
fundamentally wrong with a male chihuahua banging up the other guy's Siamese cat...'
omg that one got me rollin :D
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Chade
Karrina lies down and falls asleep.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan drawls 'Did anyone tell you that, if you best a DW in combat, you automatically become a member?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan points at Karrina.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Gaosan grins evilly.
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Otoan
Eladin chats 'from her conversation with me I realized that the female half of the One Power is also tainted by the Dark One.'
there are two theories as to why the female half of the one power wasn't tainted.
the girl theory:
the dark one is a guy so he doesn't understand girls so he couldn't do it...
the guy theory:
there's nwih the taint would effect them. they can't get crazier. they already have a taint anyway. that us guys have to deal with its called pms.
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Arlina
Vespero says 'I love how I can fit an axe into my cloak'
Vespero says 'Its like the tardis, but it came from a sheep'
* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Nazul drawls 'afk a sec choking on sandwich'
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Jiro
Standing in TCS with Seiya and one other person.
I ask "Either of you know about herpes?"
After some small talk, Seiya says "Do you mean in game or rl?"
I reply, " I refuse to RP a man with herpes."
I found it funny.
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Faendar
One of my favorites is:
Skinpaw narrates "langois blicked me, i'm out crit"
Thore
Antonio drawls 'say Lord Silvak, reem has proven his honor to the Deathwatch.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'I have not received anything but honorable reports about silvak'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'If he has shown that he will be a worthy addition to the Deathwatch then I trust your word, Antonio.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chuckle
[emote gives a wary chuckle.]
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'I have added Soldier silvak to the records.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Silvak Kalcainus drawls 'Wear this with pride, silvak. It marks your status as property of the Empress, may she live forever.'
save
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You have already saved during this tic.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Nice Silvak just got clanned!
You drawl 'Nice Silvak just got clanned!'
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Grrrrrrrrr...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois thore
Thore like spammy titles. is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
Little later...
Nass has returned your ability to change your title!
...
whois thore
Thore rhymes with door. is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois thore
Thore the Almighty, Nass rhymes with ... is a human.
In an age of Darkness a blind man is the best guide.
In an age of Insanity look to the madman to show the way.
The day awaits.
Good times. :P
Isha
Razhak narrates 'these guys are as clueless as nerds in a girls lockerroom'
Amberyn
Dovim tells you 'and yes I am cream and fluff and all that perky, nice stuff.'
Told you I would :P
Isha
Raz was counting the number of times flame failed for him.
Razhak narrates '19'
Razhak narrates '20!'
You narrate 'what are you going to do after 20? You'll have run out of fingers and toes to count'
Razhak narrates 'one appendage left'
You narrate 'lmao'
Inshivatu narrates 'haha'
Razhak narrates 'but luckily for you the 21st got me there'
Otoan
Curtis looks at you.
Curtis says 'hrm'
Curtis says 'you need soem pants'
You are using:
Nothing.
You say 'i need some loving actually'
Otoan
Dovim narrates '11 people blocking the westgate, is maybe or may not be overkill.'
You narrate 'lol'
Arthonok narrates 'they let you walk out waterwood though'
Arthonok narrates 'fair trade eh?'
Keruk
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
I'm well hung thank you.
Lisa says:
big!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
You know it.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Now I must find my pleasures elsewhere.
Lisa says:
snickers
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
But you know.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
I do have some coins.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Oh no!
Lisa says:
*peer*
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Dang.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
You didn't catch me on calling you a prostitute
Lisa says:
eep!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Yah. Would of been far great if you caught on
Lisa says:
sniff
Lisa says:
I thought you were going to go use a different prostitute!
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
Haha.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
But it's great. You're one.
Mr. Brightside (Chris/Keruk) says:
And I have coins.
Some MSN convos with Zarene. Ownage.
[ This Mail was edited by: Keruk on 2005-07-21 02:51 ]
Hameron
I think the half-name was supposed to be a joke, Raz... kind of like, "Well everyone knows who this is anyway..." :P
I've never played darkside, so I hadn't known you had a reputation or anything.
Roethke
Can't remember the specifics, but it went something like this...
______________________________________________________
Netr tells you, 'I just got warranted for calling Radha a newbie'
You tell Radha, 'Newbie.'
Radha tells you, 'lol'
Radha tells you, 'hes still a little girl'
You tell Radha, 'NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Vivienne tells you, 'Please tell me that you aren't sending spammy tells.'
You tell Radha, 'Tattle-Tale.'
Radha tells you, 'die'
Razhak
Amino gets annoyed after the flame failed him about 10 times:
Amino says 'send me to the mother firetrucking dark fortress now before i firetrucking pour water on you, you dumb flame!!'
Marah
Late one night when there were no other CoL or Amadician Army logged on:
Amberyn narrates, 'Goodnight. *global hug* (tm)'
I chat: 'Since chats are ooc, *hug Amby*'
Almost instantly I get tells:
Anor's_Alt tells you 'Don't hug thy enemy :P'
Vaylor's_Alt tells you 'IC bludgeons Amby to death with a stone'
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Cladon chats, 'rack and shelf in caemlyn full of basic eq, help yourself :)'
Dovim chats, 'that's the difference between me and you cladon. you give people gear they never had, I give people gear they died with'
Some guy called Tiko kept chatting about exp partners and someone to exp with.
Adara narrates 'Adara's rule of exp number 1, never exp someone with a name like a Pokemon'
Isha
danny says:
wukens perty arrogant but who wouldnt be after they killed 5 millions people
Elaine says:
lol
danny says:
and ya know id be pretty secure in my gaming skill if said game provided me a woman
danny says:
i cant think of many games to do that
danny says:
except thailand poker
Elaine says:
lmao
Elaine says:
I should quote that in funny quotes
Elaine says:
cause that was damn funny
Otoan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ruy has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A rat has arrived from the east.
A Tower guard has arrived from the east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ruy leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
A rat leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A rat leaves north.
A Tower guard leaves north.
i feel sorry for the fade anywhere near tv
[ This Mail was edited by: Otoan on 2005-07-26 23:33 ]
Isha
You pray 'So I found this room that loaded 24 ankle-biters. Is that normal or are they repopping too much?'
Vivienne answers your prayer, 'Just pray it's not Raxtor's spawn...'
Sylvanas
best one was something about zork saying how he was going to burn the tower and everyone inside of it then he yelled "And no we don't need your help rufferto!" found that hilarious however it went.
Roethke
Zsavoc says 'Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy, Allll Right.'
Interceptor
Sticky this again damnit!!!!
Thomathan
bump
Kyla
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > e
A Cozy Bedroom
In the middle of the bedroom stands a large bed with a quilted blanket and
satin yellow sheets. A padded bench sits against the paned windows facing
off to the east. The view from the window looks over a placid lake and a
small surrounding forest. Against the southern wall a cherry wood staircase
leads down into a lighted cellar.
[ obvious exits: W D ]
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
A snarling guard dog stands ready to defend his master.
Jonar Tragon stands here.
A gray palfrey has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > k rat
A rat stops following you.
You draw a great claymore from a dark, hooded cloak with a flash of steel.
You wield a great claymore with both hands.
You smite a rat's head very hard.
A rat panics, and attempts to flee!
A rat shouts to his guard dog 'Defend me!' <----- LOL
* HP:Healthy MV:Full - a rat: Critical >
A rat barely tickles your body with its hit.
You smite a rat's body into bloody fragments!
A rat is dead! R.I.P.
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a rat's death cry.
[ This Mail was edited by: Kyla on 2005-08-03 18:15 ]
Merlyn
0.o
Rumble
ok so xxxxxxx is running around his playground the blight and this is what i catch on narrates....
Druss narrates 'Ok, so now wolfbros have a bonus that let's them just walk out on a fight?'
lol that was firetrucking hilarious...lol
Or the one time where there was a trolloc named It and he statted like 19 19 or something Nass poofed in and boy was there a funny ass log. If anyone has that log, please post it, I was laughing for a good hour.
Also one of my favs is:
xxx narrates 'my horse sucks ass'
zeduis narrates 'everytime my horse tries that i just smack it'
[ This Mail was edited by: Kazel on 2005-08-04 03:15 ]
Markus
Quote:
On 2005-08-02 03:49, Interceptor wrote:
Sticky this again damnit!!!!
You have to keep bumping it manually, otherwise it would be too...
*drumroll*
HAND-HOLDING!
[ This Mail was edited by: Markus on 2005-08-03 23:25 ]
Keruk
We should like. Hold something else then.
- Keruk d'Auir
Thomathan
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell dung, afk, gotta pee :P
You bellow 'shit, afk, gotta pee :P'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'same'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'lol k'
Fonz opens the tangle.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'i'll tell ya when i get back'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'i could use one too'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Fonz bellows 'ok then I'll take a piss as well'
Damena
I don't remember who chatted this originally, but:
XXX chats "I hate grays. They always hagg right before you get to Tear."
Damena chats "That's what you get for riding Aes Sedai."
Aaaaah. I amuse myself.
Mangler
Oh man that 19 19 19 trolloc, so funny.
It was pyzcal i think.
dung what should I down!?!!? :P
Interceptor
Baal shouts 'Malfeasor is again in the hands of the Dark Side, Fear well pink ones!!!!'
Mak shouts 'my thoughts precisely fool!'
You narrate 'Mak shouts 'my thoughts precisely fool!''
Razhak narrates 'DARKFRIEND!'
Amberyn
Rowan says 'the Big Crash was awful...i had to talk to my uh...my...(thinks)...family yes thats it'
Mortana
Candyn chats 'lol! i just bought somethig from the weaponsmith & he told me to go pick some ass!'
Candyn chats 'oops kick'
Kinsela chats 'atleast he didnt tell you to lick some ass'
*cackle*
Juvy
Trollocs had Andor under siege....
Rincewind chats 'The Caemlyn town crier says 'Third time. Splendid, Razhak.... lmfao'
Razhak
It is my sacred duty as a trolloc to pillage all the criers out of their cash!
Interceptor
BUMP!
Razhak
The things people ask you when they know you are a doc:
You narrate 'back from afk, whats with the but-ache stories murn?'
Murnych narrates 'After having sex.. sometimes my ass hurts'
Murnych narrates 'for short periods'
Nemesis narrates 'OMG!!!!!'
Inshivatu narrates 'lmao'
You narrate 'solution: use lubricant, or find a less-large-shapen boyfriend'
Wabbafet
Quote:
On 2005-07-23 18:26, Zeia wrote:
Some guy called Tiko kept chatting about exp partners and someone to exp with.
Adara narrates 'Adara's rule of exp number 1, never exp someone with a name like a Pokemon'
*blink*
Razhak
Fleeing from the spam-onslaught
o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > fade VWNrcSAxIDZiYWM3MmRhMjYgMQ==
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A rat squeaks 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A rat squeaks 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
A raven caws 'a *newbie* is at Higher Braem Wood'
-
The shadows reach out, and suddenly engulf you.
Vivienne
Not quite an in-MUD, but related...
A friend was playing Thief III yesterday and couldn't find a spot. He asked me where to go. Without even translating I said "Go all north, then west two, then all north again, west, south, east..."
Even in other games, I'm translating to WoTmud spamming!
Vivienne
Ling
Luthyn tells you 'haha, you'll mange'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Luthyn tells you '*manage'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Luthyn tells you 'i on the other hand, had a beat abs trolloc with plenty of flee lag and hit kick'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 0 SECONDS.
Luthyn tells you 'i don't even have kick'
Zsavoc
Crusunte narrates 'go to the humping fly'
Razhak
Your bash at *Mei* sends him sprawling!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Wounded > say This is the will of the Great Lord.
Isha tickles *Mei*'s body with her blast.
You smite *Mei*'s left hand hard.
Gravel slashes *Mei*'s body.
You smite *Mei*'s right leg hard.
Isha narrates 'he screwed'
You hiss 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > cmb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > / it really is
Isha licks you.
Gravel narrates 'nice'
[say ]
You hiss 'it really is'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered >
Haznak has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > / i swear
[say ]
You hiss 'i swear'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered >
Isha blasts *Mei*'s right arm.
You smite *Mei*'s right arm extremely hard.
Gravel barely slashes *Mei*'s body.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Battered > 2
You smite *Mei*'s right leg very hard.
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
* R HP:Scratched DP:Full MV:Tiring - Gravel: Healthy - Mei: Beaten > 2
*Mei* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]
+
Isha barely blasts *Mei*'s right arm.
Gravel slashes *Mei*'s left arm very hard.
*
*Mei* leaves south.
*Mei* has arrived from the south.
Mei
Funny thing is, I have a shadow warrant from ripping sh blacksmith back in the day.
PS: That death was by far my most fustrating in a while. Running into 4 with hag horse, forgetting where I was, having autowimpy on, so many things which might have gotten me safe.
Markus
Girlfriend: "So what's the address of that martial arts store we're going to after this?" [we were going to buy us a pair of nunchaku]
Me: "I don't remember, but I know the spams!" [it was within walking distance :P]
Myzec
Raiding on an alt jestin and jagang pull in jestin says he wants a kris i look at him he is nakid.
5 min later we get him in full set kris and pog 10 min later he dies.
comes back nakid. Says he wants a kris.
we go look again we just keep going south im like wtf are we and where we going ?
he boggles and says we looking for a kris remember shakes his head and carries on south.
30 min later he finds someone with a kris and she dies was hilerious.
love raiding with him i doubt he has ever cared about trying to stay alive. For him its all about the fun.
Kinsela
Thats a story, not a quote Myzec.
Alexi
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Oak - Maradon Central Square
Alexi - Maradon Central Square
Calaway - Maradon Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell oak think she'll turn away from the shadow?
You tell Oak 'think she'll turn away from the shadow?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell oak snicker
You tell Oak 'snicker'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > wh
score
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Oak - Maradon Central Square
Alexi - Maradon Central Square
Calaway - Maradon Central Square
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You have 343(343) hit and 132(132) movement points.
You have scored 17177487 experience points and 2 quest points.
You need 322513 exp to level and -2 qp to rank.
You have amassed 16 Turn points to date.
You have played 41 days and 22 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Alexi the Undefined [Child of Light 0] (Level 30).
You are standing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eq
You are using:
<used as light> a torch
<worn on finger> a heavy gold signet ring
<worn on head> a metal helmet
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a bright white cloak
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a bronze headed war axe
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots
Oak tells you 'that would be hilarious if she did'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > reply lmfao
You reply to Oak 'lmfao'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Calaway says 'Interesting..'
reply I'd be the best child of the light ever
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You reply to Oak 'I'd be the best child of the light ever'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Oak tells you 'roflmao'
Janers
You narrate 'I do not undertake in the lust of the flash...It keeps me from the Path of the Light.'
sowwy Flash :P
Tykoun
someseanchan narrates "the eq on the ground 1e of the waygate is mine, i'm going to explore the ways a little bit. Please no one take it"
about 5 minutes later....
sameseanchan narrates "Where does the up exit in the circle of ravens take you?"
Abner
Sorry after that post, realize I posted that in the wrong window after about 12 or so hours... Sorry for the problems.
[ This Mail was edited by: Abner on 2005-09-07 23:51 ]
Merlyn
eh?
Garuth
I just find this hilarious :P especially khunarks calm comments :P
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner is now a member of Khunark's group.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner has been kicked out of Khunark's group!
A spawner stops following Khunark.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left foot very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
km
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > [k mauler]
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark tries to hack the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's head.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Hurt > cb
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > l
Within a Deep Pit
The dark tunnel is hewn from the coarse bedrock deep into the bowels of the
earth. The walls crawl with shimmering runes of power that contain the
horrendous creatures housed and spawned in these deep chambers.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A spawner is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
Khunark the Myrddraal is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
A spawner is here, fighting the Shadowmauler.
The Shadowmauler is here, fighting a spawner.
The Shadowmauler is here, fighting a spawner.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
You try to slice the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left hand extremely hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left leg very hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right arm extremely hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground.
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Beaten - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges a spawner's attempt to hit him.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right leg extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler tickles a spawner's left leg with his hit.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong - a spawner: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is dead! R.I.P. <---HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARH!
Your blood freezes as you hear the Shadowmauler's death cry.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's right leg very hard.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark leaves south.
You follow Khunark.
A Spawn Chamber
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > km
[k mauler]
They aren't here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'weak'
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > km
[k mauler]
They aren't here.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > sni
You snicker softly.
o HP:Beaten MV:Strong > sa oh lol
You say 'oh lol'
sa didn't notice
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You say 'didn't notice'
0
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
You follow Khunark.
Within a Deep Pit
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
A titanic creature of the Shadow is here, wrapped in lightning.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner now follows Khunark.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > sco
Khunark leaves south.
A spawner leaves south.
You follow Khunark.
A Spawn Chamber
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Garuth - A Spawn Chamber
Khunark - A Spawn Chamber
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You have 130(418) hit and 238(267) movement points.
You have scored 42698324 experience points and 501 quest points.
You need 1801676 exp to level and 499 qp to rank.
You have amassed 23 Turn points to date.
You have played 40 days and 20 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Garuth the Darkling Senior [Dha'vol 6] (Level 37).
You are standing.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark leaves north.
A spawner leaves north.
You follow Khunark.
Within a Deep Pit
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
A titanic creature of the Shadow is here, wrapped in lightning.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark gives a spawner an order.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > km
A spawner is now a member of Khunark's group.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k mauler]
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
A spawner has been kicked out of Khunark's group!
A spawner stops following Khunark.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Hurt - the Shadowmauler: Hurt >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left arm very hard.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded > cb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left foot hard.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's body.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
The Shadowmauler avoids being bashed by Khunark who loses his balance and falls!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler barely hits a spawner's head.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's head.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >
You slice the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body extremely hard.
A spawner barely hits the Shadowmauler's head.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's left hand.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark tries to hack the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
The Shadowmauler barely hits a spawner's left arm.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body hard.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Wounded - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler hits a spawner's body very hard.
A spawner tries to hit the Shadowmauler, but he parries successfully.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spawner: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
You slice the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
Khunark hacks the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A spawner hits the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
The Shadowmauler is dead! R.I.P. <--------OMFG?!?!?!? AGAIN!!!!!!
Your blood freezes as you hear the Shadowmauler's death cry.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'wowie'
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > l
Within a Deep Pit
The dark tunnel is hewn from the coarse bedrock deep into the bowels of the
earth. The walls crawl with shimmering runes of power that contain the
horrendous creatures housed and spawned in these deep chambers.
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of a spawner is lying here.
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here. [2]
A spawner moves with a heavy shuffle as it goes about its dark labors.
Khunark the Myrddraal is standing here.
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Khunark hisses 'fucking, robbed'
[ This Mail was edited by: Garuth on 2005-09-08 07:31 ]
Snorakk
Ed Helms: While everybody else is busy setting up commissions and finding fault, through the president's leadership he'll end up building a billion dollar dam in Arkansas.
Jon Stewart: Why would he build a dam in Arkansas?
Ed Helms: His plan will be to fight the water there so we don't have to fight it here.
[ This Mail was edited by: Snorakk on 2005-09-08 08:34 ]
I remember cambion did this once dont have actually log or remember the imm but goes something like.
Cambion: Hey imm uh can i get my eq back i just went in a dt.
Imm: Uh no but i bet you learned your lesson and wont go in that dt again
Cambion: Ill show you
2mins later
Cambion: and went in the same dt again. Ha
Brevyn
[07:56] SEAN: cheerrs man sorry for rule later
[07:58] Azvariin: Z78uQ-VC/65]\Ml,,tmmmmlllllff,56[=-] <---this is where my ferrets get involved when i am not looking and strangely enough they hit enter afterwards....lol
[07:59] SEAN: fair enough :)
a convo between me and a friend on msn. What's funny about it is the guy i'm talking to plays a trolloc and i play a human so it's like we were in the same room together on the game....lol
Ginnun tells you "I got killed by a badger 3 times...i really don't care about trolls anymore :P"
That was a good one
Adara
Leandria chats 'heh, unless you are garren'
Jarenna chats 'Hehe, I had to laugh when he couldn't find WB stables'
Jennifer
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > say I'm going to scout Jafar
You say 'I'm going to scout Jafar'
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > n
n
n
An Outer Road
The outer road of the city has just started its circumference of the western
half of Caemlyn here. A large gray stone building rises to the east, proclaimed
to be a warehouse by a nearby sign. The road continues to the north, and to the
south it passes by one of the main gates of the city.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A man is here.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > An Outer Road
The road passes along the western wall of Caemlyn here, passing along the side
of a large gray stone building to the east. It looks as though the building
could be entered to either the north or south.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > An Outer Road
This road follows the perimeter of the outer city, just inside the great walls
of Caemlyn. The road continues both north and south, and to the east you can
see a long stretch of warehouses.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A simple man blends into the crowd of the city
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > n
Bend in the Outer Road
This road circles the entire city, bordered on the outside by the protective
walls. The road continues off to the south and east, and a tower rises at the
corner of the wall to the north.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > e
e
e
The Northern Road
The outer road runs along the wall to the east, and to the west curves south
along the western wall of the city. A large stone tower rises at the point of
the wall.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
An old man hobbles slowly on his way.
A villager woman performs her daily routine.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Northern Road
You are just within the main city walls along the northern section of Caemlyn's
outer road. The street stretches off to the east and west, and a large stout-
looking building lies to the south. A large banner hangs over the oak door.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > The Northern Road
The city walls rise to the north, bordering this road. The old street continues
east and west, and you can see a number of houses to the south. Caemlyn's North
Gate is just to the east.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > e
The night has begun.
Inside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn
You are just inside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn. You stop for a moment to
appreciate the vast and beautiful sprawl of Caemlyn. The city is swarming
with people, there can't possibly be room here for all of them. Caemlyn is
built on a series of hills, and you can see the spires of the inner city and
the palace rising above the heights of the outer city. A northern road
follows the perimeter of the city both east and west here.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of a mercenary is lying here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > open Northgate
n
n
n
It's already open!
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Outside the Northern Gate of Caemlyn
The fifty foot high wall surrounding Caemlyn is broken here by two huge metal
doors. This is the great northern gate of Caemlyn, city of the Queen of Andor.
The gate looks like it could withstand the battering of an army indefinitely.
To the east and west, buildings cluster along the great wall, the upper stories
of inns towering above the tile roofs of houses, and squat warehouses. The road
itself continues south into inner Caemlyn, or north along the great road
through outer Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Road through Outer Caemlyn
Along the wide, paved road through outer Caemlyn, travel is fast and comfort-
able. Dwellings and warehouses line the sides of the road, some as many as
three stories tall. Washing hangs to dry in some of the upper stories, pointing
to the fact that the dwellings are well occupied. The road continues north
through outer Caemlyn and leads to a tall gate set in the huge wall guarding
Caemlyn proper to the south. The Braem wood grows thick to the east, and you
seem to be able to force your way through the undergrowth here.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Road through Outer Caemlyn
In this outermost part of Caemlyn the number of dwellings decreases, compared
to other parts of the city. The buildings look slightly run down, and anything
taller than two stories is a rarity. Hazarding a guess, one would say that
poorer folk live here. The road itself is still wide and smooth, but in some
places weeds grow between the paving stones. To the north, the road continues
toward Tar Valon, while taller buildings can be seen flanking the road not far
to the south.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > dia horse
A warhorse is in excellent condition.
A warhorse is full.
* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Quefoi tells you 'the wisdoms are after all our most elite troops'
Zsavoc
Azareth narrates 'okay, my gf's not pregnant, i'm back'
Azareth narrates 'where's pk?'
Iliana
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.
New characters should LOOK NAMES, TELL GUARDIAN KIT and LOOK NOTICE.
To find exit locations you should LOOK EXITS.
It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A torch is here on the ground. [4]
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby. [3]
Riene of Andor is sitting here.
Petra Tower Accepted. is resting here.
Athlun of the Borderlands is resting here.
Treya the Fledgling Novice is standing here.
Daro of the Borderlands is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Weary >
Athlun says 'geez i feel like i'm in an abused women's shelter...'
It's been sseveral years ago, but this still stands out in my mind as one of the greats...
Rodin chats 'I'll give who ever comes up with a last name that I can use 5 crowns.'
Someone chats 'C*mguzzler...?'
Pants
Isha
Khunark hisses 'Yeah, well, I've never met an ass I can't put a pain in!'
At the request of the parties involved, I must explain the context of this situation and thus remove the humor from the post. My apologies to all involved. Vivienne was basically telling Khunark that people who were a pain in the ass don't get as much help from her as people who amused her.
[ This Mail was edited by: Isha on 2005-09-26 17:57 ]
Nemesis
Forest in the Hills
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvsouthvv
There are some tracks of a horse leaving vvsouthvv
!HORSE! A wild stallion, being ridden by you.
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.
A bloodstock stallion has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > order bloodstock hide
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > order followers back dog
Ok.
Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A bloodstock stallion places a long pine javelin in the back of a wild dog, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
A wild dog is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a wild dog's death cry.
Quote:
[Mantas wrote:]
And for the record, my lead mobs don't stab... but the bloodstock does :P
Couldnt let this go to waste on bug forums. Funniest thing I've read in a while especially trying to imagine it from a possibilty point of view
Sidrek
removed by request
[ This Mail was edited by: Sidrek on 2005-10-07 00:46 ]
Adara
Was having major lag spikes during PK
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar i can barely move
Ok.
Adaire tells you 'stop eating all those cakes and pies!'
Maire
Someone chats 'can i kill a goose'
Someone chats 'there is one here'
You chat 'con it'
Someone chats 'i can kill it with a needle'
You chat 'then kill it'
Someone chats 'i just want to know will i be wanted'
Mushu chats 'no you won't :P'
Sorath chats 'yes, geese worldwide will flock together and hunt you down'
Lain chats 'a goose warrant is not a thing to be treated lightly'
Like a half year ago, but always makes me snicker when I read it again *grin*
Was admiring Adara's mob earlier.
a mean-looking thug is using:
<held> a great key inlaid with gold
<worn on head> the Crown of Andor
<worn around neck> a necklace of multi-colored gemstones
<worn on body> a polished metal breastplate
<worn on arms> a set of chainmail sleeves
<worn on hands> a pair of metal half-gauntlets
<wielded> a heavy club
<worn on legs> a pair of chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of thin metal boots
Nass
I love this stuff
Adara
Come on Nass and the other imms, you must have some classics stashed away, post 'em!
Quentin
All the classics are in the Red Eagle humor post on the clan forums.
Kaplen
I remember that one, Pantera. Gold.
-------------------------------------------
Another good one came to mind. I remember Kinsela telling a story back when he was NYPD. He had pulled someone over for driving to fast and had to stop himself from saying, "You were spamming pretty fast there..."
Razhak
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun strikes at a skeletal horse, but the Wet Ramen Noodle of Punishment (Chicken Flavor) passes through him.
Jaster pierces a skeletal horse's body hard.
A skeletal horse tries to hit Jaster, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Zun steps in.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun says 'I have to ward my noodle'
Iliana
Zork chats 'watch out for the little ones. they act happy to see you, and instead of hugging you they headbutt your BALLS into OBLIVION.'
Blyster chats 'stop crying Zork u know u liked it!'
Thomathan
wait, DS using chats?!
Shakina
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'wow my description is not working'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Ragnar chats 'what not bal?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'trying to get this poem thing in but when i type save it doesnt save'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whoi balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
OMFG!!!!
OMFG!!!
save
OMFG!!! save
save
save
save
save
I am not the one for thou to fear
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Nemesis
Quote:
On 2005-10-09 19:39, Shakina wrote:
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'wow my description is not working'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Ragnar chats 'what not bal?'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Balaji chats 'trying to get this poem thing in but when i type save it doesnt save'
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whoi balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
OMFG!!!!
OMFG!!!
save
OMFG!!! save
save
save
save
save
I am not the one for thou to fear
* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
I have not laughed that hard in a while!
Choen
No way, Illiana's one with Zork made me laugh more :P
But yes, Balaji you made me laugh too.
Iliana
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > whois balaji
Balaji Surkha is a human.
I am not the one for thou to fear,
I am the one helping near,
In the shadows I shall peer,
It is the dark ones...
whose souls shall sear...
save
--
On another note, that Zork quote was taken from Ask Zun session, hence why chat was being usedon DS. :)
Dare
Surtain chats: Is Dare on?
You Chat: I am HERE!!!
Surtain chats: Has the Blight frozen over?
You Chat: It does seem cooler then normal for this time of year.
(I'm BBAACCKKKK!)
__________________________________________
Surtain chats: I still have no pants.
Surtain chats: Fear me!
Abner chats: I might run, but not from fear.
Pillana
Quote:
On 2005-08-04 03:10, Thomathan wrote:
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell dung, afk, gotta pee :P
You bellow 'shit, afk, gotta pee :P'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'same'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'lol k'
Fonz opens the tangle.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Arthonok bellows 'i'll tell ya when i get back'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
A Seanchan fighter leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse leaves south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Kesumi bellows 'i could use one too'
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Fonz bellows 'ok then I'll take a piss as well'
Never knew there was a pause button in pk. :P
Wander
Ingtar speaks from the Light 'Friggin rent ate my equipment'
happens to the best of us.
Smirn
Hour or two of xping...
Fortinbras drawls 'almost 1 mill to stat'
I wonder if thats how they get uber stats...
Smirn of'Fice
Lissa
Dang I am so blind...
---
You say 'Hello Hikiko Sedai, how are you this afternoon.'
Hikiko says 'That is probably not a question you wish to hear the answer to'
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > emote cringes slightly, Aes Sedai in bad moods are never a good thing.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You suddenly feel less protected.
Kyla
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A noble of Tear scrubs his fingers through his hair.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A noble of Tear says 'Curse my luck! I need respite from this city of commoners.'
A noble of Tear’s eyes narrow fiercely, fire flaring in their depths.
A gull leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog looks at a noble of Tear.
A noble of Tear says 'A few days of exercise at my estate on the slopes of the Spine would restore my spirits.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog stands on its hind legs against the knees of noble.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog starts humping!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog humps.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A small dog barks.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > look dog
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > This small dog is all bark and no bite. It is a brownish furball, and would most probably be hard put to cope on its own. It is harmless, and intolerably cute and fluffy.
A small dog is in excellent condition.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'Mmmm... Perhaps your dog would enjoy a bit of freedom as well.'
Sylibus
Rafel tells you 'Did you know that 90% of men yank in the shower?'
Basel Gill tells you, 'Your rent allowance is currently 15 gold crowns and 4 coppers per day.
You have 9 gold crowns and 11 coppers left unused on your allowance.
Your rent is free!'
Basel Gill stores your belongings and helps you into your private chamber.
Iliana
Tarn narrates 'dunno where he is now'
Rentris narrates 'oh, then wtf am i at wagon'
Rentris narrates 'oh right! im lazy'
Someone narrates 'because you suck'
Tarn narrates 'cause your manboobs are dragging you down?'
Rentris narrates 'nah, i kick them and i move naturally'
You narrate 'better than having saggy balls'
Rentris narrates 'i call it the tit-fling'
You tell Rentris 'ROFL'
Iliana
During Feast of Fools or Festival of Fools, I forget what it's called:
An adventuring ogier kicks Karai's backside so hard he now has to wear a bra for a fortnight.
An adventuring ogier throws some manure at the smelly dung covered stable boy Karai, hitting him between the eyes with some ripe manure.
[ This Mail was edited by: Iliana on 2005-10-15 15:58 ]
Razhak
3 newbies who were on my rats for over 15 minutes get a visit!
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > Rotting Stumps
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* has arrived from the north, riding an Illianer steed.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > n
e
cheer human
cheer 2.human
cheer 3.human
Reflecting Waters
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > A *human* leaves east riding an Illianer steed.
Tree Island
[ obvious exits: W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A *newbie female human* is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
A *female human* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
A *male human* is resting here, riding an Illianer steed.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You enthusiastically cheer for A *human*.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > / go go go!
[say ]
You hiss 'go go go!'
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > / stat!
A *human* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > [say ]
You hiss 'stat!'
* R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A *human* leaves west riding an Illianer steed.
A *human* leaves west riding an Illianer steed.
A *human* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
o R S HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > cmb
The ancient tree tickles your left foot with its hit.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
The ancient tree barely hits your head.
The ancient tree barely hits your left arm.
You smite the ancient tree's trunk into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - the ancient tree: Hurt >
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
The ancient tree tickles your body with its hit.
You smite the ancient tree's crown into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree barely hits your right arm.
cmw
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - the ancient tree: Wounded > f
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
You panic and attempt to flee!V:Full - the ancient tree: Wounded >
You flee head over heels.
Reflecting Waters
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > cmb
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > yell HA!
You bellow 'HA!'
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > yell spooked ya!
You bellow 'spooked ya!'
o R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > Meliine bellows 'you made us poop ourselves!'
Theoden
All my newbs woulda stayed to talk and kiss and cuddle ya, Raz.
What has gotten into newbies these days? Can't even show a bit of courage and coutesy to their one-day executioner?
Zeduis
Before a Large Boulder in the Winding Road to Illian
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
Onagi has arrived from the south.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You say 'deer!'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body into bloody fragments!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body very hard.
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'ffs'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > say you rock
You say 'you rock'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'go to hell'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body into bloody fragments!
A brown deer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a brown deer's death cry.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi says 'that deer was obviously hacking'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's left leg very hard.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Onagi slices a brown deer's head into bloody fragments!
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi says 'take that you stupid h4x0rz'
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi fails to slice a brown deer.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A brown deer swiftly dodges Onagi's attempt to slice him.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Onagi slices a brown deer's body very hard.
A brown deer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a brown deer's death cry.
Kragor
I still like Zeduis' one about Vivienne where he got noshouted :P
[ This Mail was edited by: Kragor on 2005-10-19 00:50 ]
Meliine
Alessa says 'Oh look! Another batch of muffins are whipped up, spicy cinnamonly, creamy, oooeee, gooogey, sweetness is getting towards the oven of the Light!'
-while I rp that I embrace the source by visualizing a muffin ;p
Hehe, great way to run into you, Raz. People like you are the reason I came back...
Meliine
HAHAHA RAZHAK! I'm glad someone got a log!
Keruk
You tell Bernice 'I don't know why that wanker is annoying on all of his alts. And always attacks me.'
Konka tells you 'big words for an idiot.'
Bernice tells you 'maybe he has a crush on you'
Shanrana chats 'OMG I AM A PIECE OF TOAST!'
Noore chats 'can i have a taste?'
Mikah chats '*looms over you (shanrana) with a knife and butter*'
Shanrana chats 'EEK! *hides behind vivienne*'
<HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh>yell LONG LIVE ICE SPIKES!! ALL HAIL THE ICY SHARDS OF STABBITY DEATH!!
Thomathan
i think somebody here reads 8-bit theater :P
and does anybody have a log of when there were a whole bunch of people in whitebridge, dougan walks into the room and everybody runs?
Razhak
I had that log. The funny thing was that it was a zone-emote by an immortal. Only Zeduis and me saw that it was a fake, and Zeduis still ran coz he has such good experiences with Dougan :P
lol razhak thats great!!
Kombat
Wish i had the log of when mangler picked me and a few others up and we went christmas caroling in caemlyn and tar valon and whatnot one year...was great..=p
Razhak
o R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > An Intersection of Paths
The hot, humid breeze blows through the pass taking with it some of the
acrid scent that pervades in these mountains. A path crawling upwards a bit
to the south is the beginning of an upper trail through the pass. Beside the
hill to the south, a lower path through the pass leads on. Here the two
paths merge together into one big trail heading north further into the blight.
[ obvious exits: N S U ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving up.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A raven is here flying around.
*Maple* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > ;
[kill human]
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
* R HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*Maple* tickles your body with his strike.
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
cmb
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
*Maple* says 'firetruck'
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*Maple* barely strikes your body.
You try to smite *Maple*, but he parries successfully.
*Maple* panics, and attempts to flee!
A warhorse seems too exhausted to obey *Maple*'s commands.
*Maple* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
* R HP:Scratched DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered > / indeed
2
[say ]
You hiss 'indeed'
[bash ] ursting MV:Strong - Maple: Battered >
*
*Maple* strikes your head.
*
=
Your bash at *Maple* sends him sprawling!
[ This Mail was edited by: Callende on 2005-11-03 22:08 ]
Zeduis
Quote:
On 2005-10-21 00:32, Razhak wrote:
I had that log. The funny thing was that it was a zone-emote by an immortal. Only Zeduis and me saw that it was a fake, and Zeduis still ran coz he has such good experiences with Dougan :P
Someone should post it...I honestly don't remember it :P
Kachina
When anyone narrates 'On lots'
xxxx narrates 'how many?'
just amusing:P
Like the 'on windowsill'
Dalanar
Quote:
On 2005-10-08 18:52, Razhak wrote:
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun strikes at a skeletal horse, but the Wet Ramen Noodle of Punishment (Chicken Flavor) passes through him.
Jaster pierces a skeletal horse's body hard.
A skeletal horse tries to hit Jaster, but he dodges the attack.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun disappears in a puff of smoke.
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Zun steps in.
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zun says 'I have to ward my noodle'
Ahahaha.
I remember Aennor gave me a Noodle once to stuff around with for helping him with something. He removed it's instagib damage power but forgot about the DB and PB bonuses.
You say 'woah, the noodle gives 500 DB and 500 PB!'
Cenae says 'Want to bond?'
Cenae says 'Lets raid keep. :P'
Kachina
LOL
Zeduis
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/13.mp3
What is this emotion called wuv?! It confuses and infuriates me!
Alexandre
broken link
Zeduis
Works for me, need quicktime
Thomathan
oh, i get this msg:
gotfuturama.com
Sorry, you aren't allowed to access that.
The webmasters were notified about this.
lol Perseid 5, gotta wuv em...
Scrat
Zarth narrates 'fyi i'm not going to lose malf ever'
Zarth narrates 'i'm done dying'
Kaplen
* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Zarth narrates 'fisting is illegal bomm!'
* HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Krait narrates 'only with 2 fists!'
Hameron
Hahaha I loved Zed's log.
"Take that you stupid h4x0rz."
Razhak
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A massive, maniacal trolloc has arrived from the east.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Intimadator sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > Scrat sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Turyk sits down and rests.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A massive, maniacal trolloc starts following you.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > / uh
[say ]
You hiss 'uh'
Scrat says 'hha'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat says 'sweet'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > l
The Cavernous Courtyard
The cavernous courtyard of the citadel has been carved directly into the
mountain's side. Great wooden arches spread across the cieling, combined with
round iron pillars that support the massive weight of tons of stone. The floor
has been polished to a glossy black. To the east a fountain surrounded by a
haze bubbles quitely. To the north a pair of golden doors bars the way deeper
into the citadel.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A massive trolloc lunges to attack with maniacal glee.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A trolloc is here commanding a fist of troops.
Scrat the Inflicted Servant is resting here.
Intimadator the Loathsome Battler is resting here.
Turyk The Noisy Assassin! is resting here.
Rancour the Trolloc is standing here.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > group all
A massive, maniacal trolloc is now a member of your group.
A shadow stallion is now a member of your group.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
A Ko'bal trolloc has arrived from the west.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat looks at a massive, maniacal trolloc.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > ponder
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > look massive
Black eyes are set deep in this massive trolloc's ghastly, snouted face. He
is quick to attack with a cackle of insane glee and a smirk that exudes a
lust for evil.
A massive, maniacal trolloc is in excellent condition.
a massive, maniacal trolloc is using:
<worn on head> a chain coif
<worn on body> a moulded leather breastplate
<worn on arms> a set of chainmail sleeves
<worn as shield> a metal buckler
<wielded> a thick bullhide whip
<worn about waist> a wide leather belt
<worn on belt> a soft leather pouch
<worn on legs> a pair of chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of heavy leather boots
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
Scrat says 'there must be an imm :D'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > order massive wiggle
A massive, maniacal trolloc wiggles his bottom.
Ok.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded >
Scrat grins evilly.
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > / i am not complaining :P
[say ]
You hiss 'i am not complaining :P'
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > cmb
4
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
o HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Winded > A massive, maniacal trolloc says 'Every fade should have a maniacal follower. :)'
Balar shouts 'Congradulations! to the 8 of you that killed me.... wont mention names except one... Paitar why in the hell are you pking in the south? up north too hard for you?'
Drogor shouts 'quit whining'
Balar shouts 'not whining idiot... congradulating you stupid as well as illiterate'
Dyvim speaks from the Light 'That one was worth a noshout.'
Keruk
Rentris tells you 'Whois Jastal'
Jastal Delvos, The Red Right Hand of is a level 31 Thiefbane human.
You tell Rentris 'I saw that.'
Rentris tells you 'some people just make insults too easy'
You tell Rentris 'You talking about Edaeton? :P'
Rentris tells you 'no..Jastal's title'
You tell Rentris 'Ewww.'
You tell Rentris 'Okay. That's firetrucked man. I just thought about it.'
Rentris tells you 'i saw that and had way too much to say..so i just said nothing lol'
You tell Rentris 'Quit delving into women who are menstruating.'
Rentris tells you 'ewww'
Rentris tells you 'wasnt even thinkin bout that'
You tell Rentris 'Haha.'
Rentris tells you 'thats a whole new level of gross'
Janers
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio says 'quests'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
The Illian town crier strokes his chin thoughtfully.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio gives a shovel to the Illian town crier.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier beams a smile at Brio.
The Illian town crier thanks Brio heartily.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier checks his notes...
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Illian town crier applauds Brio.
The Illian town crier hands over the cash.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio says 'Do you have any muffins shepherd?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Brio says 'the crier said i would get rewarded for bringing muffins from a shepherd'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Someone bellows 'I have replenished my supplies and am heading back to the woods soon.'
Someone bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Canal Street.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Brio leaves south riding an Illianer steed.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A rugged traveller bellows 'I have replenished my supplies and am heading back to the woods soon.'
A rugged traveller bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Canal Street.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell Brio sorry, don't have any.
You tell Brio 'sorry, don't have any.'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sc
Brio has arrived from the south.
An Illianer steed has arrived from the south.
Brio leaves north.
An Illianer steed leaves north.
This ranks you as Janers the Shepherd [Hand of Light 6] (Level X).
You are resting.
Brio tells you 'ok thanks, ill find another shepherd'
Thought this worth a chuckle :)
Zork shouts 'Nyshai was saved by Wynoa ratting and causing me to laugh out loud and lose concentration and all ability to spam. A rat squeaks 'Wynoa is at Atop the Butte of Hogs'... picture a grown woman riding bareback on a hog :P'
Someone speaks from the Light 'LOL'
Iliana
Lmao @ Janers =P
Brio
Its all very funny, but he never gave me a muffin....*sighs*
Theoden
I didn't log it, but I'll set up the story...
Me and two others were trying our own against Zork outside Illian, and at one point he yells "booo" and one of my group yells "booo" so I yelled the name of a particular body part. Zork yells back "Is this the XXXXX-game? You know, someone whispers it, then someone says it, now you yell it, and I have to beat you?"
I yell "Yes, so shout it"....
And he did. That's by far my most current favorite quote-moment, but with Zork, I have too many to count.
Oak
Is that why he shouted PENIS? I was crackin up when I saw that.
Theoden
Yes. I honestly didn't think he'd do it, knowing the repercussions, but hey! It's Zork! You simply GOTTA tease the shark with a stuck pig in the water.
You narrate, 'wtf'
You narrate, 'ok, now wtf'
You narrate, 'someone please tell me wtf I can't bash a fking boar'
xxx tells you, 'because you are wielding an unwarded dirk, ass'
You say, 'Oh.... duh'
You sheath a dirk into a dark hooded cloak.
You wield a Gargantuan gilded bastard sword.
..................
Sometimes your mind is too occupied:P
Keruk
Was a big skirmish.
Iliana narrates 'zork faded'
Vilac narrates 'zork faded crit'
Jennifer narrates 'zork faded'
Sylvanas narrates ':| awwwwww'
Zork shouts 'I won't ever complain about porting again. god'
Kaplen
Quote:
On 2005-11-11 13:33, Rain wrote:
I know pracs are tight, but get a few more in the sense of humour department :P
anyone have that log where zork got feared by some channie i forget who? that was my favorite log :P
Wander
pretty sure it was Iliana.
Theoden
Zorks shouts 'Who the hell fears a fade?!'
I remember that, and laughed. I think it happened with someone else, too, but my brain is fuzzy.
lol yeah i wanna see that if anyone has it :P
Nevohsew shouts 'Shouldn't you be off looking for easy kills on expers, Zork? :wink:'
Someone shouts 'Give me a few minutes. I'll get around to it, eventually.'
hahahahahahahah I love zork :P
Mortana
Quote:
anyone have that log where zork got feared by some channie i forget who? that was my favorite log.
Fearing Chaos back in the day was funnier. The string of expletives that got yelled when that happened near EF would make the most hardened of pirates blush I tell ya!
Akael
haha, remembering Chaos I can just imagine :P
Zeduis
You shout 'pk?!'
Razhak shouts 'only if PK involves a hot shower and some showergell, coz I am outta here!'
Madin narrates 'yes!'
Madin narrates 'that means pk!
Doyl
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
Theoden
Quote:
On 2005-11-18 14:38, Doyl wrote:
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
Only if it involves clowns....
Akael
Quote:
On 2005-11-18 14:38, Doyl wrote:
There is nothing funny about anal sex.
So why would you bring it up...
Quote:
XXX the XXX
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quit
QUIT
exit
chat HELP
chat IM STUCK GD IT
quit
shout I HATE YOU ALL
Duk saw this, gained new butt crack laughing so hard!
Mortana
Quote:
Duk saw this, gained new butt crack laughing so hard!
LOL
Nuin
A Red Eagle sentry says 'Hey look that sheep just passed out! Excuse me I'll be right back.'
Your eyesight is not so keen.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Melyssan nods in agreement.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Morgana has arrived from the west.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The door guard frowns.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The door guard says 'Those were just rumours, sentry. I don't know who said anything about grass stains but they were lying!'
The door guard growls menacingly.
Quote:
Newbies are alot like cute baby seals....Once you bash in their skulls they taste ssssooooo good.
-Gharthock
Meliine
Quote:
Falyn tells you 'Still bigger than you, you dirty little rotten fish-smelling fat ugly porky monster.
Kaplen
Quote:
Dur, Gurth, where Duk gonna put monies?
Duk tried digging hole. No good!
Duk tried handing it to other trolloc. No good!
Duk tried eating it! Duk still waiting to get money back from that one!
Duk think only idea left is find baggie and stick up butt... but that would HURT Duk!
Besides, when Duk die, monies still there, just in narsty place... Duk!
LOL
Bethany
Suede narrates 'Glory to the Empress, may she live forever'
Suede chats 'heya guys'
Suede narrates 'FFS'
Galder narrates 'Nice.'
Suede narrates 'sorry dung. wrong alt'
Zarene narrates 'Errrrr'
Jomyl narrates 'SEANCHANFRIEND!!!'
Suede narrates 'my bad'
Jomyl narrates 'DIE!'
Suede narrates 'no serious, wrong side'
Missive narrates 'ahahahahahah'
Suede narrates 'i'm kinda drunk'
Egoy narrates '2nd time? :P'
Suede narrates 'shit yeah'
Suede narrates 'second time'
Zarene narrates 'That's going on quotes!'
Suede narrates 'nooooo'
Missive narrates 'woot! '
Suede narrates 'christ'
Zarene narrates 'Ok ok, I'll play nice'
Suede narrates 'my bad. let it go?'
Suede narrates 'I hate SS'
Missive narrates 'no way!, quotes!'
Jomyl narrates 'brother issue warrant suede'
Suede narrates 'stupid overpowered torms'
Suede narrates '!!!'
Suede narrates 'no Jomyl'
Suede narrates 'ffs. i'm drunk. i don't play SS'
Missive narrates 'of course you dont'
Im not soo nice CACKLE!
Polis
Maybe about 3 years or so ago Creation was raiding around Lugard (maybe someone's fade quest was involved?), and Entropy showed up. That got some great narrates. Does anyone have a log?
Quinton
Herron chats 'They even developed an app where you put in blocks of text that you wrote;, adn it will tell wether you are male or female'
Jiro chats 'damn'
You chat 'i can just look in my pants and tell if im male or female'
Q
Mythras
This thread has nothing on the Red Eagle humor thread!
Dur
Red Eagles have to be funny, its the only thing they got going for em :wink:
j/k
and i dont wanna hear a tormwise crack!
Adara
Was being bashed around by Razhak in Caemlyn, when during my escape home to lick my wounds, Fanico and his goons decided to ignore the fact 2 fades were rampaging around Caemlyn and attack a poor, defenceless girl (me!)
Vivienne speaks from the Light 'If anyone needs to bring anything to my attention, hop on one foot and -- oh, wait, just use tells, be patient. RAWR! :)'
tell vivienne yes, i understand fanico is an equal oppurtunities arse kicker, but when im the only one who is in caemlyn fighting 2 fades, can you please ask him nicely to go for the bad guys? thank you
tell vivienne id hate to have him bust for sexual and racial discrimination
Vivienne tells you 'Men suck. Throw rocks at them.'
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2005-11-22 18:35, Adara wrote:
Vivienne tells you 'Men suck. Throw rocks at them.'
Happy bunny!
Shia
Lena says 'Okay, it's a deal and in return I masasge your feet'
Kinkeh
Freya
Kaplen narrates 'My cow is Weary...I can't go any farther.'
Azvariin
yeah iliana feared zork and it was quite funny.
Janers
Shinobi narrates 'I WANT A SISTER RIGHT NOW'
Missive narrates 'knowingly blocking doors, and ones escape route, is an attack'
Liana narrates 'Eh, what is going on?'
You narrate 'I want a sister too...*sniff* It sucks beinga single child :P'
Shinobi narrates 'GET YOUR MEN OFF MINE'
Barristan chats 'heh'
Bardock narrates 'lol janer'
You narrate 'Or a brother..so we can practice swordfighting!'
Bardock narrates 'janers'
Shinobi narrates 'TELL RYGOUS AND MISSIVE TO STOP'
Jakk narrates 'ewww'
Barristan chats 'MOMMIE!'
Bardock narrates 'ewww janers'
tell bardock *peer* :P
You tell Bardock '*peer* :P'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'you said a brother so we can do swordfighting that's nasty...unless i was just being perverted'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
tell bardock You were just being perverted..I mean with swords..of METAL p
You tell Bardock 'You were just being perverted..I mean with swords..of METAL p'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'ahhh ok'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bardock tells you 'lol shows where my mind is'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell bardock haha yeah :P
You tell Bardock 'haha yeah :P'
weirdo's on this mud lol :P
Tatiana
Quote:
On 2005-11-29 19:05, Janers wrote:
Shinobi narrates 'I WANT A SISTER RIGHT NOW'
Missive narrates 'knowingly blocking doors, and ones escape route, is an attack'
Liana narrates 'Eh, what is going on?'
You narrate 'I want a sister too...*sniff* It sucks beinga single child :P'
Shinobi narrates 'GET YOUR MEN OFF MINE' <--Eww. :P
Barristan chats 'heh'
Bardock narrates 'lol janer'
You narrate 'Or a brother..so we can practice swordfighting!'
Bardock narrates 'janers'
Shinobi narrates 'TELL RYGOUS AND MISSIVE TO STOP' <-- Double eww. :P
Jakk narrates 'ewww'
Barristan chats 'MOMMIE!'
Bardock narrates 'ewww janers'
[ This Mail was edited by: Tatiana on 2005-11-30 10:18 ]
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Kiras shouts 'You know that thing where you are a fade? That means you are an evil monster... there isn't anything like seeing evil monsters foster unity. Non-handholding mud.
Exactly! "Mommy, the boys won't play fair with me just because I am an evil monster and have no freaking eyes and I'm trying to exterminate their species. make them be nice!"
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Janers says 'kinky...'
Fynd grins at Janers.
Jac looks at Fynd.
Fynd is using:
<worn on body> a black leather corset
Fynd stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Fynd struts proudly.
Fynd sits down and rests.
You snicker softly.
Cuel chuckles politely.
You say 'At least it isn't a bra.'
Janers gives Fynd a whip.
Fynd says 'Had a vest, but corset is just way sexier.'
Janers blinks his eyes innocently.
Marunin grins at Fynd.
Janers points at Fynd.
Cuel rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
Janers points at Marunin.
Fynd gasps in astonishment.
Fynd looks at Marunin.
Janers points at a whip.
Janers gasps in astonishment.
Fynd stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Marunin arches an eyebrow.
You cackle gleefully.
Looming, Fynd tries to dominate Marunin.
You lick your mouth and smile.
Jac throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Fynd brandishes his whip.
Cuel chuckles politely.
Janers falls down laughing.
Fynd lightly flicks it towards Marunin.
Fynd looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
Marunin snickers softly.
Fynd gasps in astonishment.
Jac drops his leather mask from his back pocket.
Marunin pokes Fynd in the ribs.
Fynd watches Marunin's reaction.
Fynd says 'No!'
Fynd panics, and attempts to flee!
Fynd has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
Fynd blinks his eyes innocently.
Marunin grins evilly.
Valta
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'What's that...'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Light! A huge invasion force is marching on Illian!'
Crusunte narrates 'hit'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Dreadlords and trollocs and Myrddraal and....oh Light..'
Demetre Marcolin bellows 'To arms!'
Taron narrates '1e path'
Taron narrates 'bashed'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'There's pink lizards with wings breathing fire headed straight at us!!'
Draimin narrates 'im getting my ass kicked'
Demetre Marcolin bellows '..Have you been drinking again, boy? Report to my office at the end of your shift, you mongrel.'
Taron narrates '1e again'
Taron narrates 'bashed'
The gatekeeper for Illian bellows 'Yes sir. No disturbances on the northern front.'
Surtain
Don't play LS, Valta? hehe, that happens like once a mud day, maybe a little less, but just about everybody at some point narrs about it. Then I narr the companions drink too much. This is not a log, but I remember how it went (can't remember if it was just gate guards or companion mobs, too)
An Illian gate guard winks at an Illian gate guard.
An Illian gate guard says, "you know you like it"
I seem to recall some pinching, but I think that may just be my imaginatin :wink:
Valta
Naw, don't sit in Illian all that often, they don't like me there :P. I've just started playing LS again, so it's all new to me :P.
Quote:
You pray 'I need some love!'
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Tamarlyn steps in.
Tamarlyn snuggles up to you.
Tamarlyn disappears in a puff of smoke.
You cheer gleefully.
Rylea
*Zork* hisses 'don't bash me! i demand that you do not!'
Of course, died in that PK but still started laughing when I saw that. :D
Kyla
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > s
A Lonely Graveyard
Two simple markers, one white and one black, stand side by side in the
middle of this small, grassy meadow. A colorful array of flowers line the
fence-like hillside. The meadow itself seems unnaturally placed, but it has
been well taken care of by the Ogier.
[ obvious exits: N ]
The corpse of Kyla is lying here.
A pure white lily, to bring to your fancy, lies here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A pretty bird is visible flying high in the sky.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Morbidly amusing, but at least I pick the right places to RIP.
Wander
Wonder if this has ever occured to Mira or Iliana
Mortox says 'oh yeah and my gf thought blick was something perverted'
Miena
stand
Road Crossing the Meadows
You travel along the Caemlyn Road, the main route between Caemlyn in the east
and Baerlon in the west, as it passes through wilderness, far from human
settlements of any kind; yet even here the broad dirt swath is wide enough for
two wagons to pass one another. Here the road crosses a long stretch of lush
meadows fed by tiny springs, before returning to its main east-west route.
Beyond the meadows in all directions stretches peaceful forest, blanketing the
hills off to the south and covering the flatter country out east and south.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of an elk is lying here.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
An elk with massive antlers eyes you with curiosity.
Arthonok narrates 'heh hagg in misties'
6 miena
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > You stand up.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > [channel 'armor']
You aren't in touch with saidar to channel it.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > emb
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > 8 miena
[channel 'blind']
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
-
Ok.
Miena has been blinded!
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > chat . . . I . . .
You chat '. . . I . . .'
* HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Fresh > chat I went to weave armor on myself and just blinded myself, that's rather funny
You chat 'I went to weave armor on myself and just blinded myself, that's rather funny'
Meliine
Quote:
You chat 'I wonder what would happen if I started screaming that naked men were frolicking through Illian?'
You chat 'Would all the other novices come visit?'
Rodger chats 'I would come, and cackle maddly while swinging from their genitals?'
Shinobi chats 'The brothel would go out of business and everyone would wear brown paper bag masks.'
Hanlon narrates 'oh good victorias secret show on'
Hanlon narrates 'afk'
Surtain
You are slapped by Jac.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Commander Aylia Moralia has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
Commander Aylia Moralia says 'You Jac!!! You will die before your time!! '
Commander Aylia Moralia smites Jac's body extremely hard.
Jac is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Jac's death cry
That's right, Aylia is my hero
Pfft how i hate thee
Keruk
You tell Jaiken 'Gratz :D'
Jaiken tells you 'huh?'
You reply to Jaiken 'Ta'veren Seven.'
Jaiken tells you 'oh firetruck me up the ass, not again'
Ta'veren of the First Turn
---------------
1. Madin the hunter of Tarabon [Shienaran Lancer]
-- slew Havok the Trolloc on the 2nd of Taisham, 613
2. Perdue of Saldaea
-- slew Razhak the Trolloc on the 21st of Jumara, 594
3. Raolin of Shienar
-- slew Tatiana of Kandor on the 2nd of Amadaine, 605
4. Sidar of Murandy
-- slew Samosh the Seanchan on the 1st of Adar, 602
5. Jason the hunter of Tarabon [Gaidin]
-- slew Keneda the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
6. Fyran of Tarabon
-- slew Zabuza the Trolloc on the 1st of Saban, 612
7. Jaiken of Tarabon
-- slew Goatoe the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
Razhak
Roderick shouts 'I'm free... I'm free... '
You shout 'Melyssan finally let you go?! :P'
Roderick shouts 'No I dumped my controlling girlfriend!'
Zork narrates 'I was thinking exact same thing but didn't say it :P'
You shout 'isnt that what I just said?!'
Roderick shouts 'haha, no but seriosuly :P'
Kaplen
Dougras was having a bad day I think...
Quote:
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded > give scalp woman
You give the death scalp of a bison slain in Arad Doman to an old woman.
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
An old woman examines a freshly skinned animal hide.
* HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
An old woman says 'Ugh, what on earth did you do to this skin?! This is worthless!'
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k woman
You blast an old woman's left arm into bloody fragments!
An old woman is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear an old woman's death cry.
Akael
ROFL
Giyn
Someone shouts 'Refade Noikor!'
(Here I figured that is probably stomp, since he was on earlier, and is loud.)
You shout 'Defade Stomp!'
whois stomp
Stomp the Myrddraal is a myrddraal.
Someone speaks from the Light 'There's an idea...'
hahaha
Drol
You narrate 'Come ed Tiq'
Tiq narrates 'Cant'
Tiq chats 'I start work in 10, sorry'
You narrate 'Spoil sport It's coo'
Tiq chats 'should be running at this moment'
You narrate 'cool*'
Tiq chats 'oh damn'
You narrate 'lol, have fun with that'
Tiq chats 'my zmud clock is wrong'
Tiq chats 'I start in 5!'
Azvariin
Quote:
On 2005-12-13 20:45, Keruk wrote:
You tell Jaiken 'Gratz :D'
Jaiken tells you 'huh?'
You reply to Jaiken 'Ta'veren Seven.'
Jaiken tells you 'oh firetruck me up the ass, not again'
Ta'veren of the First Turn
---------------
1. Madin the hunter of Tarabon [Shienaran Lancer]
-- slew Havok the Trolloc on the 2nd of Taisham, 613
2. Perdue of Saldaea
-- slew Razhak the Trolloc on the 21st of Jumara, 594
3. Raolin of Shienar
-- slew Tatiana of Kandor on the 2nd of Amadaine, 605
4. Sidar of Murandy
-- slew Samosh the Seanchan on the 1st of Adar, 602
5. Jason the hunter of Tarabon [Gaidin]
-- slew Keneda the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
6. Fyran of Tarabon
-- slew Zabuza the Trolloc on the 1st of Saban, 612
7. Jaiken of Tarabon
-- slew Goatoe the Trolloc on the 9th of Taisham, 613
this is funny simply because jaiken scares the shiz outta me on my troll and human cause he NEVER talks.
Azvariin
Quote:
On 2005-12-10 00:10, Surtain wrote:
You are slapped by Jac.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Commander Aylia Moralia has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
A veteran warrior has arrived from the north.
Commander Aylia Moralia says 'You Jac!!! You will die before your time!! '
Commander Aylia Moralia smites Jac's body extremely hard.
Jac is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Jac's death cry
That's right, Aylia is my hero
and this one is simply funny just cause he slapped him and got a little more th